Night Crumbs | Dlisted

Justin Timberlake put out his new song with Jay-Z last night and if this song is his way of trying to get us to beg him to go back to making movies, it's working - IDLYITW

I want to drink from a bottle labeled DRINK ME so that I can shrink down to size and then roll around naked on Daniel Day-Lewis' luscious silver mop - Lainey Gossip

CONFIRMED: Alexander Skarsgard's double peen print tells me that he's got enough peen to go around! - The Superficial

If I don't have to wear chonies under the man dress, I'm in - Towleroad

Sarah Hyland got Vergara-ized - Hollywood Tuna

Julianne Moore was the definition of ginger perfection last night - Celebitchy

Sharon Osbourne's voodoo spell on Lady CaCa worked, because the bitch split her pants - Drunken Stepfather

Why isn't celebrity facemath a subject in high school? It should be - The Berry

Since Los Angeles is freezing over (it's like 55 degrees) and has entered its ice age, I'm surprised Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez aren't wearing UGGs, parkas and Burberry scarves with their dresses - Popoholic

Nicole Kidman should've worn an "I Peed On Zac Efron" t-shirt to the Golden Globes last night to remind all of us why she deserved to win - Popsugar

Chloe Moretz got fake engaged to her teenage boyfriend and her ring is still prettier than Angelina Jolie's - Just Jared

ESCANDALO! Natalie Wood might've been beaten before she drowned to death - ICYDK

Carmen Electra tries to bring the sexy while doing missionary with a yellow exercise ball - Hollywood Rag

And the best Golden Globes moment not captured by a camera goes to Bill Clinton hitting up (insert the name of every woman there) - Moe Jackson

Halle Berry must really want another Razzie - I'm Not Obsessed

Of course there's going to be a reality show about Wahlburgers - Videogum

Jimmie Walker wants black people to stop complaining - Crunk + Disorderly

Katie Holmes' signature herp sore is making a comeback - Celebslam

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Night Crumbs

Submitted by MadgesVadge on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:11pm.

Sarah Hyland is a cute girl, but she's one of those people who looks much younger than she is. So rocking a womanly look just looks odd, as she's a permanent child in the face.
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Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:06pm.

I don't like Justin Timberlake the celebrity, but I generally like his music...that was awful though.

Submitted by Kukai-manini on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 1:07am.

Three men know what happened to Natalie.

The captain has spoken and what he has said lines up with the evidence that is finally being acknowledged all these years later.

Wagner is lying and Walken won't talk.

So, will this lovely lady ever get the justice that she deserves?

Doesn't seem like it will happen.

Submitted by jilliancnow23 on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 12:15am.

Natalie has passed on. Let her rest in piece. I can'ty wait to see Maleficent. Jillian

Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 11:11pm.

Pee on jelly fish.. Sea urchins and sting ray barbs.. Bees stings.... Toothpaste and baking soda.. :: sits back on bench

Submitted by Mani6 on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 11:03pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 12:20am.

Interesting GG! I've heard of mud for bee stings but without the added pee. TEAM PEE IN THE SHOWER! *sits back down*

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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 10:51pm.

Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 7:26pm.

I'm convinced that Robert Wagner had something to do with Natalie Wood's drowning. He's hiding something.
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I agree. Wagner's got some splainin' to do. It was well known in the early 80's that he had gay affairs. Maybe Walken got's some splainin' to do too. Maybe they both thought they got away with murder for 30 years. Poor Natalis.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 10:50pm.

Mani, my FIL told me about that ages ago. He also said pee is a cure for athletes foot. He sugested that one do this in the tub or shower. I think he said peepee mixed with dirt to make a "mud" was good for bee/insect stings too.

Piss it's what's good for ya!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Mani6 on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 10:47pm.

I have seen Nicole peeing on Zac...it was a beach scene where Zac was all stung by jellyfish after a swim. She pees on his face and revives him. Has anyone else tried this? Does it actually work?

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 10:33pm.

Now that can't be his dick. If his dick was the size of an elephant's, he wouldn't walk around commando-style!

Submitted by Caramel on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 10:17pm.

Love the lovely DDL.

Submitted by Breaking Bad on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 9:54pm.

It's a very sad COVERUP.
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Submitted by Breaking Bad on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 9:53pm.

Julianne Moore is so daymed sexy - it seems everyone likes her, which is fine by me. I love her style, acting, and focking see KaiZer (link from Celebutchy must be back from her time off, as the title for J Moore is something like ' matronly or sexy ' for Moore. You know make up your own damnded mind Celebuchy make it up yourself), Of course you don't have a thought of you're ownt - but just moderate like any comment that doesn't go w/ yours.

Alexander Skarsgaard, love the pants! Wondering why Dunst decided to pick a nobody to F on her wedding night on Melancholia - (yeah i can guess why), but if that's what's going on in his pants, I think your melancholia would begone for awhile, Dunst

Submitted by jelliebean on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 8:48pm.

Natalie and Robert had a drunken fight the night she died. Then later people in an adjacent boat heard someone at water level yelling for help. There is speculation that she was beaten and then dumped or fell overboard and was clinging to a small boat in the water and finally slipped in. There are articles and the police report online. It's a very sad mystery.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 8:11pm.

Holy smokes, the video's already been taken down?

I wanna do dirty things to silver-haired DDL! The thought of his Unbearable Lightness of Being sexy ass gives me shivers. :P

No chonies under the man dress ever, MK!

Celebrity facemath, hahahah ridonkulous.

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Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 7:44pm.

Thanks Foxxy.

Yeh, Julianne Moore was best ginger (although I usually like her hair short) and Isla Fisher definitely was NOT a good looking ginger last night! Saw some photos over at JustJared last night .....whoa the face fillers! I thought she was just so pretty before.

Halle Berry does vengeful and crazy very, very well. I wonders why?? ; )

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 6:58pm.

careful clicking on the ICYD... link re:Timberlake -- my Norton blocked a virus attack

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by illuminaupolis on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 6:55pm.

Ha jz and timberlake, you can call that a douchuet.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 6:48pm.

Damnit, Justin! I'm rooting for your music comeback, but that song sucks.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 6:45pm.

Submitted by Orangina on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 7:21pm.

Tax shelter!!!!!!!!! :)

Can someone tell me if the Timberlake song is good.

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 6:22pm.

Submitted by Trixster on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 7:35pm.
for some reason I thought Jimmie Walker had died in the early 00s.
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You're not too far off Trix, I believe after 20 years on life support it was his career that finally died.

Submitted by Orangina on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 6:19pm.

Sarah Hyland's like "I'm alright with my tits growing but I better not get any taller if I want to keep getting teen roles." She's twenty-something playing a 17 year old so she's probably hoping she stays nugget sized.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 6:16pm.

In Sarah Hyland's defense, she had a kidney transplant last year due to kidney dysplasia. The disease likely stunted her growth, so I wouldn't be surprised that a new kidney, donated by her dad, prompted a growth spurt. She's young enough for it to happen.

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 6:17pm.

I like how the pictures of lady gaga's ripped pants are labeled " Lady Gaga Asshole"

Also Jimmy Walker is a racist! I dare him to say that in the face of someone black! I DARE HIM!

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 6:07pm.

You have to wonder since people were predicting The Steven Spielberg Show on Oscar night if flexing your muscle by getting your friend Bill Clinton to appear for your film was such a good idea. Especially on a more minor awards show where you and your movie ultimately got skunked. Me thinks Bubba will be watching the Academy Awards at home like everyone else.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 6:06pm.

Orangina, nice generalizations.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Trixster on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 6:05pm.

I feel terrible for saying this but for some reason I thought Jimmie Walker had died in the early 00s.

Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 5:56pm.

I'm convinced that Robert Wagner had something to do with Natalie Wood's drowning. He's hiding something.

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Submitted by Orangina on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 5:59pm.

I wonder where Chloe Moretz found a normal looking guy like that in LA, who wears Nike hoodies and basketball shorts. All the guys I've ever seen in LA dress like hipster douchebags (skinny jeans, blazers, flannel, and other headache inducing shit)

Submitted by Orangina on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 5:51pm.

I hate it when these high paid actors randomly decide to open restaraunts. Like Mark Waklburg opening Wahlburgers (WTF?!) and Patrick Dempsey trying to save Tully's Coffee in Seattle. Why?!! Why, Dempsey? Oh yeah, because their financial advisors told them to.

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 5:49pm.

Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 7:10pm.

Chloe Moretz, sigh. Too bad the girl has to grow up, she's just adorable.

I think she'll grow up to be very pretty. I think she'll be around (i.e., in movies) for a while.
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Oh I do too, in total agreement on that. She's very talented, I just loved her in Kick Ass, Hugo and Let Me In. She just brings out the daddy in me.

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Submitted by Trixster on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 5:47pm.

It's 55 degrees here in LA but it feels about 20 degrees colder than that due to the wind chill. It is SO windy today. And it's a cold wind. Sometimes in January those Santa Ana winds are warm and dry but not this year. I'm worried about a palm tree that curves over the roof of our house, it was bending pretty wildly in that wind today. =(