Hot Slut Of The Day!
Datta Phuge, a rich ass 32-year-old money lender from the Indian city of Pimpri-Chinchwad who dazzles all the single ladies with his $22,000 custom-made sold gold shirt. Finally, India has its very own Mr. T.
You're probably reading this while completely pantless, because just staring at Datta's glorious Rezastache made your panties drop and that gurgling feeling in your pelvic area is your ovaries ovulating at record speed from looking at his sharp-as-fuck gold shirt. That's exactly the reaction Datta wanted. Datta paid 15 of Rumpelstiltskin's apprentices to weave him a short-sleeve, button down, pussy-summoning shirt. The shirt was made using gold thread, white velvet and Swarovski crystals. Rome might've been built in a day, but the epitome of luxury was built in 224 hours.
According to the esteemed literary journal The Daily Mail, Datta is looking for a wife and he believes that his Cooch4Gold shirt is going to get him one. Datta also put the pimp in Pimpri-Chinchwad by using some of the leftover gold to make matching cuffs and rings. Datta explained his priceless dream shirt like this to the Prune Mirror:
"I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt? The gold shirt has been one of my dreams. It will be an embellishment to my reputation as the ‘Gold man of Pimpri"'
I'm dazzled, aren't you? And a solid gold dick cozy would really complete this look.
I hope Datta hired a team of security guards, because that shirt is a gold digger magnet if I ever saw one. Somewhere high above Turkey, Heather Mills is flying through the clouds and her body is pulling her towards India. One of the cons of wearing a luxurious shirt of gold is that Datta will have to pry a gold digger off of it every now and again.
(For Marissa, John, Rohya and Megan)
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Am amazed by the gold infatuation in some Indian cultures. I guess when you grow up with nothing Gold just razmadazzles and mesmerizes them for some reason. If you use that to attract a mate, then I guess your gonna get what you asked for. Golddigger much?
Shave ur porn stache!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
The WaxVac guy kills me! I wish he WOULD puncture his eardrum for God's sake. Then his reaction might not be so ridiculous...LOL
HE LOVES ONLY GOOOOOLD.
I honestly thought MK had made up the name of the town.
"Pimpri Chinchwad" seems like too much of a gift to be the actual name of a town where a money-lender is trying to attract women with a solid gold shirt.
yes, "Data Fugue" from "Pimpri Chinchwad" wants to merge his data with that of some lovely lady.....
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 8:27pm.
We need to hear more goldsmithing stories from you.
*intrigued*
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
I am finding the styling of the solid-gold shirt to be overly conservative, even frumpy. All he needs is a solid-gold pocket protector to be a complete solid-gold dork.
A good designer could have come up with something more interesting.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
For your HSOTD consideration: The moron who punctures his eardrum with a cotton swab on the annoying albeit hilarious WaxVac informercial!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONvpWa-8moY
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 4:29pm.
Aww...there are some hot Indian guys. I mean, the country has like 68 billion people in it (rough estimate), there's bound to be some lookers in the bunch. Watch some Bollywood movies. Granted the plots are usually similar to a Three's Company episode with random elaborate dance numbers, but the actors and actresses are GORGEOUS.
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In my experience, Indian guys fall into two camps: ridiculousnessly hot or this type of guy.
Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 8:03pm.
I've got a hat made of beer can tabs, and this is the first time I've felt embarrassed about it.
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OMG! My aunt used to make those! She would crochet around the beer cans. It was quite time consuming if I remember correctly.
Somewhere there's a plane in the air, and a certain plumped lipped, freckle faced, overly-made up formerly talented child star is on it.
shit...Lindsay Lohan just ran over 3 people and punched 5 girls in the face in her rush to get to India!
Or at least that's what she can tell the judge next time...
PS dude's not even ugly!
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"Oh, let me see if there's any fucks stuck under
my nails. Nope. Fresh out of fucks."
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:51am.
His mustache makes me laugh.
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You mean it doesn't make you wanna go on a mustache ride? But it's so elegant and luxurious!
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
The ॐ symbol is to show this money lender has a softer spiritual side, too. He's pretty much the ideal catch.
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Kodaline, Lose Your Mind
Listen pal...take your ass to Supercuts.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
His mustache makes me laugh.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 7:41pm.
Also a really interesting Indian author called Rohinton Mistry. A Fine Balance was one of his more well-known books. No derps in gold shirts though.
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A Fine Balance is excellent, and so is Arundathi Roy's The God of Small Things - the most haunting book I've ever read.
His wife should be called Sentta. Datta Sentta. How indian.
I don't think he's unattractive....Let's be honest, homeboy ain't 32. Maybe 10 years ago. Also, he's tacky as hell, all that money, still no class or taste.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Judging by that stache, I'm guessing you'd need to hire a guide with a machete to traverse through his dick bush to access his golden rod.
yes, wave something shiny in front of women, they are sure to drop their pants.
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God don't like ugly.
Dude be stylin' I'm digging his groove.
Submitted by SFRB on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 7:19pm.
Submitted by saltydog on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 5:54pm.
the hottest guy I was ever with was Indian even though we were only together about three months he was the best in bed I've ever had. But I must admit that even though he'd come over freshly showered, smelling like soap and cologne, once things would get hot and heavy you could smell curry type spices...and that was not ideal.
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LOLOL was his cum spicy?
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LOL not that I remember haha
Bitch need to sit his ass down. Gold thread is NOT solid gold. It's not even usually gold ass plated. I'm a metalsmith. I know. If his ass had a SOLID gold vest, it would have been woven from gold wire and would have cost him the price of GOD'S NUTSACK. I doubt there's any real gold in that vest at all.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
All that money and he can't afford a good haircut?
Submitted by Boys for Pele
India's answer to Ron Swanson
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I get the feeling Ron cuts his own hair. As for his 'stache, he takes it ALL the way.
Sheesh, I used to think a $500,000 car was a dumb way to flaunt (and use) your wealth...
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I like his OM pendant that's about it.
PEPPER FOR PRESIDENT!!!
I've got a hat made of beer can tabs, and this is the first time I've felt embarrassed about it.
Submitted by mslewis on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 7:35pm.
FINALLY!! A man with taste and class . . . and he's a real looker. I knew my dreams would come true eventually. I'm off to book passage to India!! (I hope none of those Indian sluts get him before I arrive.)
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Hey that reminded me of a wonderful movie -- A Passage to India.
Also a really interesting Indian author called Rohinton Mistry. A Fine Balance was one of his more well-known books. No derps in gold shirts though.
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FINALLY!! A man with taste and class . . . and he's a real looker. I knew my dreams would come true eventually. I'm off to book passage to India!! (I hope none of those Indian sluts get him before I arrive.)
Submitted by saltydog on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 5:54pm.
the hottest guy I was ever with was Indian even though we were only together about three months he was the best in bed I've ever had. But I must admit that even though he'd come over freshly showered, smelling like soap and cologne, once things would get hot and heavy you could smell curry type spices...and that was not ideal.
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LOLOL was his cum spicy?
I love gold and Indian jewelry and sometimes Indian men (better if they were British Indian)
Datta looks like a walking gold market so I'd like one of those wrist mesh bracelets please. That's all.
Pimpri-Chinchwad, eh? More like Pimpy Douchewad. And I don't believe this man is 32. If he is, he should stop investing money in gold shirts and get some rest and/or a facial.
Trust me, he's probably already planning his wedding as we speak. But not to the brightest family.
Lol@ Foxxy's "datta fool"
I agree with you Kitsi , plus the fact he is a money lender says it all. I hear so many sad stories about these people and what they are doing to the poor farmers in India. They all end up killing themselves because they are over thier heads with loans from these predators. Yuck
I could spray paint a $12.99 haul from Marshall's and end up with something classier than this.
That gaudy crap has to weigh a ton. Maybe turmeric- and cumin-scented sweat is a pheromone for blind golddiggers?
And 32 my simply elegant ass.
oh hell why not, I've done worse looking men for nothing, so yeah, I could tickle his testes for cash...
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 6:07pm.
Somebody didnt see Johnny Danerously as a kid!
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Lol, ya I loved that movie. My buddies and I will still throw that one out once in a while:)
You farrging bastedgesh!
Dr. 90210 must be seething with sartorial envy!
Submitted by Bobbins on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 4:39pm.
Next up: Lindsay Lohan books one way passage to India
LOL! One Way is the key there.
On a positive note, Datta is better looking than
Hefner or Hutchinson.
Screw conspicuous consumption. How about conspicuous compassion? Especially in a country like India with so many hungry and homeless.... the callousness and obliviousness it takes to spend God only knows how much on that ugly shirt and those ugly, gaudy accessories.... Sickening. I am sorry to be preachy, but it really is so utterly disheartening.
Somebody didnt see Johnny Danerously as a kid!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 5:57pm.
You are all iceholes you fargging bastard guys you!
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Cripes! Gibberish!
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You are all iceholes you fargging bastard guys you!
These comments are making my trip back home much more enjoyable, lol! Ive had Indian neighbors before when living in an apartment. And let me tell you, it takes a while for the smell of curry to get out. Nast!
These comments are making my trip back home much more enjoyable, lol! Ive had Indian neighbors before when living in an apartment. And let me tell you, it takes a while for the smell of curry to get out.
the hottest guy I was ever with was Indian even though we were only together about three months he was the best in bed I've ever had. But I must admit that even though he'd come over freshly showered, smelling like soap and cologne, once things would get hot and heavy you could smell curry type spices...and that was not ideal.
But where's his golden codpiece? Pass.
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The 70's is strong with this one.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I'd say that he's 52.
He'd be a great star on Pimp My Pimp! Think of it as What Not To Wear meets The Bachelor meets Cribs.