Open Post: Hosted By A Guess Who?
I'll give you three guesses:
1. Even when I tell you this trick's name, your brain will still burp up a question mark wrapped in a question mark wrapped in a HUH? wrapped in a question mark.
2. The guy at the deli who makes you an everything bagel with extra cream cheese every morning is more internationally famous than this ho.
3. Don't let those smooth, supple ass cheeks fool you. It's not Steven Tyler.
This is Claudia Galanti. I know, I could've said "this is Nobody McWho?" and you would have the same response. Claudia Galanti is some Italian showgirl/glamour model type and here she is in Miami, trying to get some paparazzi attention by dry humping her husband on the beach. I guess, Claudia figured that the paparazzi got tired of taking pictures of her ten mile-wide plastic titties, so she gave them shots of her nalgas instead.
The way she's fame whoring hard for the camera... bitch is practically American now! She totally earned a Visa.
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It IS a great ass and her strategy worked.
Today I had a couple teeth pulled. They put me under for the proceedure. Buit i woke up like five minutes before they were finished. Ugh, I was pissed. I kept trying to tell them to put me back under but they didn't. Thankfully I was numbed up. So, it wasn't as bad as I thought it was. Now I have to deal with healing.
Who the fuck is this? Are escorts celebrities now? Her body is horrible. I live in Miami and I can't stand bitches like this who think they are all that. FUG!!
TR I keep missing you!
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
RIP, Fontella Bass!
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 8:33pm.
UBF sweetie, I think that the guilt that comes after pigging out all the way through December is the main reason why New Year's resolutions were invented in first place.
Get a room! I mean, use the room you already got!
Who is this hooker?
Hola, horz!
Hope everyhooker is hazzing a nice evening. Having a pain-in-the-ass snow at the moment. The kind that turns the roads into buttah. And not the good kind. *off to heat up some soup*
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Yeah, I've been steadily gaining weight the past couple of months. Oh,well.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
I bet you ran like the wind Hotmami! My husband effed up his tendon and still made time. *takes off Hotmami's shoe and rubs toes*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I have put on at least 5 pounds in the past month thanks to 3 care packages from Germany for Christmas . There is so much chocolate on this fridge and every time I open it, it calls my name . The 30 day shred DVD my friend let me borrow has not found its way to te DVD player yet. There have to be some serious New Years resolutions made.
Fuck. It has happened...I took a PT test this morning (physical fitness), and holy Jesus, mama is tired. It gets harder and harder the older I get.
Can't wait for tomorrow!!! Doing some serious damage at Barnes and Nobles. :)
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Thanks for the happy notes! It's an ahhh shucks:)
Que Cochina, I was 20 when I got married which was even young for back then! We were married for 10 years before we had the kiddo and moved all over the place for the first 10 years. I do believe that allowed us time to grow up and we had to rely on each other for friendship when we didn't know anyone else. I have no idea what the future holds but LAUGHING is so important in marriage and life JMO
Off to dinner.
Congrats Pushy!!! *blows horn*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Congrats, Pushy! That's so awesome. :)
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Pushy,
Congratulations :)
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 7:31pm.
Sorry to hear that, Cheery. I know how helpless one can feel when dealing with craycray family members.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:13pm.
Hi Hekki,
Would they get upset if you donated the old stuff from last year? Just replace it with the new? Maybe could tell them you have a revolving door policy and want to share what you've already used with others? It's not fair or healthy for you and your family to feel burdened this way. I lost a lot of stuff years ago in a fire, and I was amazed at how much stress it took away from my life.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:49pm.
today is Pushy and Mr.'s 37th anniversary!!!
OMG we are old!!! but young in heart:)
Happy Anniversary! Cynical and world-weary though I may be, this gave me a warm tingle in my heart. Here's to many more! *clinks glasses*
Anyone else have bipolar family members? My sibling just had a BritBrit style fit and the DRAMA. (Wouldn't be a holiday without it!) It's to the point of attorney's getting involved *sigh*. If only someone could 5150 her ass, but NO ONE wants to be the conservator!
She has more silicone then she does fat (not exactly a good thing). Gross. Good thing she's on top. Her husband's hips probably get bruised after tapping that boney ass from behind.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:13pm.
I can relate. Somewhat.
STOP THE INSANTITTY!
Husband looks disinterested. The boobs are canyon spaced. The guy in the background is worth a look, though.
I thought it was Elisabutterface Cannabis. Same diff, I guess.
I am watching this American Gypsy marathon on TLC (don't judge, I'm on winter break) and I keep thinking, "This is America? Like the same America I live in?"
These people all look at least 10 years older then they claim to be and all the males from age 2 and up have Pauly D hair.
LOl *flips*
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Pushy - was yours an arranged marriage, where you were "married" as infants?!!! You've got 20 years on Mr C & me. Hope your husband makes it a memorable anniversary. Congrats all around!
Are those butt implants?!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
I'm waiting for Ba-buttons, Whamo, ElB, bams, Jack and the rest of the straight mens on here to drool about chickie's ass. No clue who she is.
Happy Anniversary Pushy!
Sorry that some of you were sick and miserable over the holidays, I shudder when I think of getting a flu shot, but it sounds like I should given the crap that's flying around.
I hope the rest of you had as much fun as you possibly could.
RIP Jack Klugman and Charles Durning.
Happy New Year to all!
/shuffles back into vacation cave.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 4:05pm.
Don't worry, you won't hear from me to be grateful. My mom would do the same thing but fortunately she lives far away and is too lazy to mail things. The tag sale stuff is the worst. I'd go crazy with boxes like that. TACO SEASONING LMAO!!! I can see how it'd be from a place of love and she's imagining your kids drinking the hot chocolate feeling all cozy at Christmas, but it's such a random assortment of things.
princesspoppy: Oh thank you! Mostly it's stuff for the kids, but you name it. For instance: In a standard package from my mother, there will be three pairs of gloves, a box of granola bars, crayons, mini jars of honey, three pairs of leggings, peppermint marshmallows, recipes clipped from magazines, reindeer headbands, a package of balloons, packets of hot chocolate mix, holiday socks, potholders. We'll get three of those packages per week. (She sends me taco seasoning ALL THE TIME. I must have thirty packets of it. And chili powder and red pepper flakes. One time she sent me a recipe for chili and I said I didn't have chili powder. Now I have six jars of it.)
She also has a fondness for tag sales, so we get moldy-smelling yellowed books ("Only 50 cents!") and used clothing ("Three turtlenecks for a dollar!") and "antique" dolls and ashtrays ("Save these. They'll be worth money some day!")
In the past month, my sister has brought TEN pairs of leggings for middle child, who wears a uniform five days out of the week. Of course, she also brings very welcome items like a pound of coffee beans and a giant jug of Downy.
I should be grateful, I know.
stuff nitemares are made of....
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:13pm.
Since it's OP, I want to discuss hoarding.
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What kind of stuff do they give you? Like household items?
Feel better soon, all you sick horz. I'm just getting over the black death myself. On the bright side I never got that holiday muffin top to deal with....I guess?
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Thanks Dog. Life goes so fast. What I don't remember, I have pictures to remind me of all the places and stuff we've done:) We're going out for dinner and taking our adult daughter with us.
She's going to be the DD--she just doesn't know it yet:)
Happy Anniversary, Pushy!
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:21pm.
Well! That's embarrassing, innit?
It is:( but last year, we overgifted them by accident--they got theirs and MIL's $50 fruitcake.
So I'm trying to not let it bother me too much:)
HEY--today is Pushy and Mr.'s 37th anniversary!!!
OMG we are old!!! but young in heart:)
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:35pm.
Um.....I was teasing you.
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Thanks for being your usual bitch self Dog.
No one else is here. So I'm not infecting anyone else. I'll sanitize the office when I leave.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:21pm.
Well! That's embarrassing, innit?
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:32pm.
We got a HUGE box of Omaha's as well. and I don't have a deep freezer. I was more upset because I got my Aunt and Uncle Chocolate Turtles and Cashews and they got us this. Not even close in
$$$. Usually we're more balanced with that.
I don't like undergifting:(
Y'all, I'm soooo bloated! I did ok for Thanksgiving, but I went on a binge for X-mas. I couldn't stop eating dessert. I had three desserts in pretty much one sitting.
Now I feel like Jabba the Hutt's less attractive sister!
Merry (belated) Crystal Meth-mas my lovelies!
Aesthetic_Demerit: I was thinking Amy Winehouse, too! The legs + those fake boobs. Yikes.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:18pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:42pm.
ba-buttons would. She has to be in her thirties but has the bod of an 18 yr old. Yum.
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Dog loves ba-buttons but let's face it. Ba-buttons would fuck a goat if her tongue was long enough and he didn't have to buy her dinner.
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HAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Bossy, we're always grateful to be thought of, yes. And yup - the smaller pack would have been just as good.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:40pm.
Bossy, we'd have to have every Dlister over for dins to put a dent in this.
I think we're all free this weekend :D
But wow, whoever gave you that gift must be rich and generous. I bet you would have been just as happy, if not happier given your storage issues, with the same gift in a smaller size (e.g. 4 prime cuts).
Those tits look like they hurt.