Thursday, December 13th 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

Kanye West wore a leather skirt to the 12-12-12 concert last night and now I don't know if he's borrowing Kim Kartrashian's clothes or if she's borrowing his? - Necole Bitchie 

"We didn't know you were gay!" - Doyle Bramhall's parents after he told them he's dating Renee Zellweger - Lainey Gossip

I don't know if Megan Fox is blowing an air kiss or doing an impersonation of Mickey Rourke's b-hole - Hollywood Tuna 

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher both look like they're on their period and not loving it - Celebitchy

Ed Helms and two professional line readers who have the acting skills of wood gave out the Golden Globe nominations today - Popoholic

Jessica Simpson is back to using every trick in the baby bump hiding book - The Superficial 

I once watched a gay porn called Pacific Rim and it wasn't about robots - Towleroad

Jennifer Lawrence in Vogue - Drunken Stepfather 

FYI: John Mayer was all over your nana's ottoman cover last night - Popsugar

PUPEEEEEEEEEEES!!!! - The Berry 

Dlisted's Most Desirable Women of 2012 is Sweet Brown, but AskMen went in a different direction - IDLYITW

Panty Creamer of the Day: Mark Ruffalo's bearded, balding wrestler look - Just Jared

Methinks Christopher Nolan only let Jessica Biel audition for Catwoman because he needed more charitable contributions on his tax returns - ICYDK

Don't eff with Florence Welch - Popbytes

Is Phaedra Parks the executive producer for TLC's Best Funeral Ever? - Videogum

Rosie Jones goes Nuts - Hollywood Rag 

Rosie Huntington-Whateverly mistook an airport terminal for a catwalk - Moe Jackson 

I'm thankful that the pug isn't sporting a raspberry candy cane while sitting on Santa's lap - Cityrag

HBO's Liberace movie is going to give you a whole lot of Matt Damon's freshly waxed ass - I'm Not Obsessed

Posted by: Michael K


ElectricDreamMachine's picture

Kanye wears this A LOT. I went to his concert in philly Nov.2011 and he wore it with an African tribal sweater..and I'm pretty sure he wore it most of the Watch the Throne tour. (The one with jay Z) It's like a 30,000$ kilt by some designer...I love kanye's music. I know. Just not his decision making.

LaChaylo's picture

I was just listening to Kanye's College Dropout album today.

"We buy our way out of jail,
but we can't buy freedom,
We'll buy a lot of clothes
when we don't really need em'
Things we buy to cover up what's inside
Cause they make us hate ourself
and love they wealth"

SMDH. Insight turned into ego, greed, bad fashion, and a caricature for a "girlfriend." Shame.

P.T.Bull's picture

Well, that skirt is odd. What could it mean? Oh, I don't know... maybe he is GAAAAAAAYYYYY! Who are you kidding fella?

Leather kilt, famewhore girlfriend...Kanye may be a hot mess, but I'll be damned if I don't like pretty much every song he's put out.

Sarah Smile

cricket's picture

Love the Pupeeeeeeeeeeees MK They are adorable.Best thing I have seen all day

johnnysgirl's picture

Jeezus, I just noticed I used the word "together" 3 times in one sentence. It's been a rough week!

Daniee's picture

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 10:10pm.

Re: Mila and Asston: it's love. Seriously - this is what real love looks like. When you're comfortable enough together to go out together in your sweats together to walk the poop out of your dog.
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ITA even though neither of them appeal to me. They have known one another for years. He knows what she looks like not all dolled up. And it's not like she is foul looking or anything.

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 5:57pm.

Does anyone else see Ashton dumping Mila sometime soon?
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I can see that, except that Mila's a hot commodity right now and Ashton looks like "the man" for banging her.

But girlfriend's been looking BEAT. I'm like, girl, it's too soon in the relationship to be a bloated mess. She seems like the kind of girl that men love because she's the fantasy of the smoking hot babe who acts cool with the dudes. But once she's in a relationship, she probably really lets go and mopes around the house eating chips, picking her nose and farting.

johnnysgirl's picture

Re: Mila and Asston: it's love. Seriously - this is what real love looks like. When you're comfortable enough together to go out together in your sweats together to walk the poop out of your dog.

johnnysgirl's picture

Dementia, I agree! I am friends with several Scottish dancing lads, Hubba Hubba!

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 6:14pm.

I'd rather have a REAL kilt, not a leather thing. Nothing is yummier than a true kilt on a man, and nothing is more flattering!

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Lord, Doyle Bramhall II is one of my favorite musicians - his CDs Jellycream and Welcome are very different from each other, very good and probably out of print. He was married to Susannah Melvoin for years (her sister is Wendy who was in prince's bands back in the purple rain days and Susannah was one of prince's chicks - she sings. Sheryl crow's homewrecking ass came in the picture. He toured with her and co-produced her last album. Now this poor squinty chick. The article says something about them going to university. Wrong, DB II dropped out of school at 15 or 16 to tour with jimmy ray Vaughn. Is this a downgrade or an upgrade from Sheryl crow ?

I remember seeing a pic of her around the Black Swan days and thought she looked like someone who won't age well but holy Babushka she is looking really terrible.

fauve's picture

Aww... thanks for the pups, MK.

Sweetas's picture

Megan Fox looks fantastic with a little weight on her. I'm glad Mila's comfy and Ashton sees past the superficial (pffft) but girl, not outside.

oceanlover998's picture

...poor Jessica...given her build, she will always look hefty unless she starves herself under-weight...

...on the bright side, the new pregnancy will give her an excuse to eat freely for the next 6 or 7 months...

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I was probably the only one thinking "back off skanks" with those pictures of MiserAlba & Megan Fox with Ed Helms.

princesspoppy's picture

HBO's Liberace movie is going to give you a whole lot of Matt Damon's freshly waxed ass

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

johnnysgirl's picture

I seriously hate Kanye, but I don't hate his outfit for once. In fact I love it. The leather kilt is awesome.

People seem to think that MENZ have always worn pants, all throughout history. False. Anyway, I'll take a hot kilt over a pair of Bieber's droopy diaper pants any day.

soulks's picture

much needed cute adorable all my favs puppy break, thank you.

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"I want monaaaay!"- what HBB wants for Christmas

cocoebert's picture

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 5:57pm.
Does anyone else see Ashton dumping Mila sometime soon?

I'm not particularly sympathetic to her plight - she's working off her looks, such as they are. Also, every time I see her, I remember that obnoxious interview she did for Black Swan, where she boasted about her 20lb (gasp!) weight loss and how anyone could lose any amount of weight, and if you denied that, you were basically denying that the human body is awesome.

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I generally don't comment on how people look, but wow, she looks AWFUL in those photos. WTF?

Foxxy Brown's picture

i want to wrap myself up in a blanket screenprinted with those puppy photos

nice skirt

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

parissucksliterally's picture

I LOVE that Kim K fell NINETY spots in 1 year for the AskMen poll. lmao

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Gardening Girl's picture

I bought a leather kilt at Nordstroms a few months back...its looks GREAT on me but shitty on this foolio.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Lisbet459's picture

Does anyone else see Ashton dumping Mila sometime soon?

I'm not particularly sympathetic to her plight - she's working off her looks, such as they are. Also, every time I see her, I remember that obnoxious interview she did for Black Swan, where she boasted about her 20lb (gasp!) weight loss and how anyone could lose any amount of weight, and if you denied that, you were basically denying that the human body is awesome.

Daniee's picture

Renee Zellweger seems like good (and weird) people, so I am happy to see her with someone again. I think she has been mistreated in the past.

This AskMen list......really? Are women over 27 not attractive or something? Is the readership there manbabies?

Has Kanye worn a mantyhose yet?

parissucksliterally's picture

Last night I saw about 60 posts on FB from different people ragging on Kanye and his performance.

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