Open Post: Hosted By Yoko Ono's Interpretation of Katy Perry's "Firework"
Here's what happened when somebody took Yoko Ono's Screaming Song Live art piece from 2010 and paired it with the instrumental for Katy Perry's "Firework." Yoko Ono truly captures the lyrics of Firework in a way that Katy Perry never has. The song really comes alive and it's all thanks to Yoko Ono sounding like a warbling walrus getting choked out while giving birth to a lit firework and having butt sex with a lit firework. This is also an exact impersonation of me whenever the dentist puts a drill anywhere near my mouth.
Yoko Ono's version is better than the original and I'm sure it will hit #1 in every country.
And no, I don't feel like a plastic bag floating in the wind, but I wish a plastic bag floated near me, so that I can grab it and use it to suffocate myself. The sound of Yoko Ono letting out a painful Onogasm is never going to leave my nightmares.
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I never really understood 'fine art'
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Well bitch looks good for her age although most Asians do...I think she had work done on her under chin. Yokos voice sounds the same as it did in "Happy Christmas The War Is Over"(It Sucks).
Well bitch looks good for her age although most Asians do...I think she had work done on her under chin. Yokos voice sounds the same as it did in "Happy Christmas The War Is Over"(It Sucks).
TWAT!
Oh, for God's sake! What the hell is going on here? Why are people so damned desperate anymore?
I almost didn't click on that. I can't believe what I almost missed. Someone has taken the Vagina Monologues a little too close to heart.
Thanks for the advice, Withy. Gnight. I'm out also. Gnight PHM and whoever's awake. Sleep well everyone.
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Cashew, if you want to publish your own work, you can do it yourself as well, don't forget that. ;p
Crikey look at the time. You guys have a great night!
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PHM, you sound like you'd like advocacy work. If you really want to sail, there are all sorts of organizations you could join. Like those working to protect the fisheries industries. Or if you do humanitarian aid work, you could see if you find a good fit in one of them. Have you volunteered locally if you are interested in helping people?
I'm still trying to figure that part out myself, lol and save a bit so I can have the flexibility of trying.
Night VOB!
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Submitted by CashewTime. on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:07am.
You are full of good ideas! I would hope to do an animal sanctuary and then have another food orientated business to support it. I guess turning 30 next year makes me realize that I need to get my plans in motion soon.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:57am.
I did do an internship with an animal sanctuary a few years ago. I really just want to have a place with domesticated animals where it is basically their last stop. I'd like to incorporate homeless people, too. I've spent years planning for this lol. Some day!
What kind of business do you want to have? Or are you still figuring that out?
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:02am.
Haha well that does make me feel better PHM. I write on my phone most of the day, and when I come home I'm amazed at the gibberish and how well my point did NOT get across. But hey, it's just the interwebs, I guess lol.
Hey, Martha Stewart started with catering. How about that? You're right to save first. Debt can freeze your life, or it did mine. I'm just getting out of it, and I only recommend school debt, but little else unless you're using it wisely (for getting travel points or discounts or whatever). My vegan friend-the one who also wants to study monkeys- makes the best vegan cookies, or some of the best cookies period, in the world. Better than what I taste at whole foods-even those Eddie's vegan ones. Maybe we'll all taste one of your creations some day. Larabar lady started in her basement after all.
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Submitted by CashewTime. on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:44am.
Well I hope to read something by you some day! I think you write very well on here, even from you're phone..which if it's a touch screen is not an easy task I learned lol.
I've thought about a food truck type of thing, but even then i'd need some start up money that I would rather earn first instead of borrow.
Sleep well, VOB
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PHM, many people in environmental studies do that. You can even go up north in the real cold and study the habitat, etc. Or there are countless animal advocacy organizations you could work in. You could even be a consultant and travel to your clients. Ultimately, I'd love to start a business and manage it.
@Cashew, lol I'd like to continue and do a master's but if an opportunity pops up for something I'd go for it. I think I already could make a change but I wanted to finish this first and save up some for when I make the leap but I've been keeping my eye out on some ideas. ;)
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JUst saw a trailer for a new film Hyde Park on the Hudson... It looks great. It's only opening in NYC and LA tho... It will take awhile for it to wonder over here.. Well a good night. A new film.. And a new band to explore. Sleep well all!
'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Submitted by feets on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:40am.
So...anyway...anyone else would have been carted off in one of those cute white jackets, with all the buckles at the back.
Lol. It's AHT feets, it's AHT. You just don't understand...
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:38am.
That sounds awesome. A close friend of mine wants to do a similar thing. I think she's studied monkeys somewhere. Could you open a diner on your land somewhere? Or a little stand at first? Is your cooking strictly vegetarian? There was a vegan hot dog place in South Central LA that I loved. It was in a very "dangerous" area, yet people from all over went to eat by this little truck. Maybe you could create something like a truck for healthy snacks of sorts. I think there's a strong market for vegetarian stands like that.
I write nonfiction. Editorials, essays and poems. I also like screenplay writing, though I've only forayed into that a little bit. I write mostly comedy. Don't worry-it's not the gibberish I write here. I'm tired a lot these days lol. Which is why my writing is suffering.
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I just bought The Lumineers and The Avett Brothers cd a few weeks ago. I would love to listen to more music from The Lumineers though. : )
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:23am.
Hahaha. That is probably how I'd act once we got to the middle of the lake and nothing was around.
How about you? What do you want to do when you are finished with school?
So...anyway...anyone else would have been carted off in one of those cute white jackets, with all the buckles at the back.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:29am.
What would you do on the cruise ship? How do you want to be published, like a book deal? Writing is such a great thing because there are so many options and you really have a lot of freedom.
I eventually want to have my own animal sanctuary and maybe a restaurant. I will need a lot of money for either, which is why I am considering working on the boats for a few years.
Veryoldbat-
Yes, I love "Little Talks." That girl's voice is beautiful. I don't know their other stuff. I'm looking them on Spotify as we speak.
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Withy,
Are you working on a business degree? That's what I read earlier today. What do you want to do? Your charm will help you in business, I'm sure ;).
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Veryoldbat, yes, I've heard of that band. : ).
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Hai TR! Gnight TR!
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:15am.
Don't worry about your babies. They have your mom and they'll see you every week. As long as they're young they'll be okay.
I'm very attached to my dog also. I think my life won't move on until she passes. She has tumors on her leg and after two surgeries, my mom has decided not to remove this round (and I agree). I'm going to stay here as long as she needs me, whether it's one year or three. I imagine with her gone I won't have a reason to stay here longer. In the meantime, I have to stop making excuses and write more, arg.
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Submitted by DianaDeath on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:19am.
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That's true, lady is still around doing her thing after all these years. ;)
@Televised, night!
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hey, folks:
just a drive by "hello" again.
IF, probably not still here, but i admire your determination to beat the SADs, literally.
off to bed with me, you guys take care.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:15am.
That sounds amazing PHM. I know of a way to go work on a cruise ship, but that's just blah work. It's tempting for the sake of escape though. Tax free also.
Long term? I would like to be published eventually, living off my creativity in a big city. What about you?
"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Any one heard of a band.. Of Monsters and Men?
'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Cashew, you guys are all set. Why didn't I know about this sooner? *palm to forehead* I find editing isn't the easiest thing, I can only do my own. haha Whenever I've looked at other students' work, it's been horrendous. It's easier to rewrite it. No thanks. Kudos to those who can do it.
@PHM, a sailor? Like in What About Bob? "I'm sailing." lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrbY4hsNh64 (0:30)
@Wowlie, hello there! *waves back* ;p
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@Within but she's definitely still got the WTF factor going after all these years!
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Hey Wowlie!
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:13am
I live on the Great Lakes so I would be a cook on a laker, still a sailor though lol. I wouldn't want to go on the ocean boats :/
Submitted by CashewTime. on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:11am.
I probably will, but only as a relief and on a boat that comes to my city every week. I guess it's time to put my culinary degree to work. I just hate to leave my babies (dogs) But it's damn good money.
What do you want to do in the long term?
Sailor or crew PHM? If you are any good... There are people who always need crew for open ocean in the spring. I know there's a joke at my expense in there someplace... But good sailors are hard to find...:)
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Whamo, That logic works whenever someone does something completely incomprehensible: "I know, exactly. Yes, thank you. Money please." ;p
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:08am.
Do it. Really, I'm so tired of waiting for things. It's not worth the stability.
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Winter Owl! Hi! Done any singing today?
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It's funny everyone on here is contemplating career change because I have been thinking about becoming a sailor for the next shipping season. Hahaha. For real. I can keep my business going while I'm gone. It's just a reoccurring thought I've been having lately.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:04am.
Yeah, now you just have to remind me to take advantage of them lol. I look at my bank account statement and think, "I really should start doing that thing I heard about for some extra cash" And then, on with my day I go until the next week, when I look at my bank account statement and think, "I really should..." So many ideas, so little memory!
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*waves to everyone*
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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All you tutors on here should be paired with those writing papers and split the work. Really! lol Seriously, sounds like a lot of opportunities out there to be had.
@DianaDeath, she may be bad ass but lately, I don't know. Remember the clothes designing and now this? She may have reached a creative plateau of sorts. Supposedly that's what Lennon loved about her though. :)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:22am.
Whamo, irnga daolw wou harlbn, ouy loof!
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I know, Exactly!
@ Chewy......they pay in chests of gold, rubies and diamonds of course, I don't actually take cheques for real, I mean that would be just silly! :P
My dogs will never forgive me for playing that mess so late at night.
Hey, Yoko is bad ass, I love her! You guys = bunch of haters (said the girl who only made it halfway through).
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tha fuck did i just watch???!!!!
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No prob. I owe a thanks to crazyinjapan as well. I need a jump start myself.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:25am.
I have sun/moon/venus in Gemini, lol. Your job actually sounds fun. I enjoy the freedom of my random jobs, but the problem for me is health insurance. I work retail part time so I can have more jobs at other times. What a mess!
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