Open Post: Hosted By A Beatboxing Taylor Swift
The most embarrassing thing that happened during last night’s Grammy Nominations Concert (yes, that’s an actual event) was the crazy Beliebers and Justin Bieber’s manager declaring their Fetus Jesus an “underdog” for getting shafted by the voters. The second most embarrassing thing that happened was Carly Rae Jepsen violating my soul by saying she was “over the moon” about her Grammy nomination. The second most embarrassing thing that happened was Carly Rae Jepsen actually getting nominated for a Grammy. And the fourth most embarrassing thing that happened was Taylor Swift attempting to beatbox while hosting the concert with the only dude she hasn’t dated (I think) LL Cool J. I know, a country pop singer from a Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania can’t beatbox! Shock.
And let’s try to keep the jokes about Taylor Swift’s beat box to a minimum, because it’s always too early for that and I don’t need the visuals today.
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