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When designing her men's fashion line for Opening Ceremony, Yoko Ono obviously found inspiration from style icons Regina George, Michael Lohan and Bruno. If you've got a couple thousand dollars available on your credit card and really want to look like a mental patient in The Fifth Element world (or like a visual representation of Tilda Swinton's thought process), jump over to Opening Ceremony and go crazy.
Yoko Onoshedidnt (I hate myself for typing that) tells Opening Ceremony that in 1969, she sketched a men's fashion line for John Lennon. Yoko wanted to "celebrate John's hot bod" and gave him the sketches as a wedding present. I bet John flipped through all those sketches and secretly wished that he would come across a sketch of a gift receipt so he could return all that shit. 43 years after Yoko gave John the worst wedding gift ever, Opening Ceremony has helped her to bring those sketches to life.
For just $250, you can get a bandeau tube top with light bulbs nipples. I know that top is TOO masculine for some of you ladies, but if you're currently breastfeeding and want to confuse (or shock) the shit out of your baby, wear this. For just $75, you can get a hoodie that Yoko Ono calls the "butt hoodie," but to me it looks more like something that would flop on your forehead during teabag night at the Lemon Party Strip Club. For just $400, you can get a "Ring For Your Mommy" bell board. All of these clothes make me want to ring for my mommy, so that's the one thing I'd buy. There's also a jock strap with LED lights on the peen part and pants that look like they're giving you a prostate exam and a nutsack cancer check.
Yoko Ono is a new kind of crazy, but we already knew that. And the Church of Scientology just found their new staff uniforms.
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It's Yoko...nothing normal comes from that demented druggie fraggle.
"No intelligent life form writes in caps lock" ~GOD
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Have Chapman's motivations finally emerged?
Did he just want to save the world from seeing John in such horrid clothes?
Yoko THE WAR [on fashion] IS OVER NOW.
if you want it.
W.T.F.?..."Ring for your mommy piece" it says on the speaker thingy. Again, W.T.F.?
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
what the hell .. . ?
Submitted by tomahawk on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 10:20pm.
Me too. Occasionally I see a modern art piece that actually has some beauty, but 99.9 percent of the time they're just mindless shit. People will accept any untalented drivel as "art," so the bar is set incredibly low. And the bluff that "if you don't like it, you're a bourgeouis idiot who doesn't GET ART" is shit.
I once skimmed a book Ono "wrote." It was basically random nouns and verbs strung together.
I keep waiting for classically-influenced painting and sculpture to come back, but I suspect it will take at least a few more centuries. People like Yoko Ono would never survive in such an environment.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 10:07pm.
I haven't seen many women walking around with scrotums drawn on their chests. Or handprints on their crotches. Or those whatever-the-hell-they-are on pictures 5 and 6.
Srsly, what are those things? Are those speakers worn as shirts? And why does the black top have Yoko Ono's trademark gibberese printed on it?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
doesn't yoko have enough money to go away forever?
Say something nice? Her fashion design is better than her singing?
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Submitted by tomahawk on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 10:30pm.
You have a good point. You never know what you'd do in the position until it presented itself, I guess. Still, I think her "art" here is atrocious. Lol.
Submitted by Esteem on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 10:28pm.
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Hehe, I'm thinking about knitting the lime-pink one - I ADORE that pic!
I don't think they think too much, and Yoko might need a little extra money and is using the name of her dead husband once again, maybe we would too.
Submitted by tomahawk on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 10:25pm.
Haha, OMG those are bad too. What are these designers thinking with these things? Awful.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 10:07pm.
Ah, the howls of outrage when men have to wear the kind of stupid fashion shit women are expected to wear every day.
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Not quite the same thing in this case IMO. These are just plain OOGLY. ;-)
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 10:07pm.
Ah, the howls of outrage when men have to wear the kind of stupid fashion shit women are expected to wear every day.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2090538/Munster-chic-Was-mens-...
Have a good time flipping through the pics =)
Who wants to wear some stupid doodles an old lady drew?
To Art: I have been into drawing quite a while back. I know that Picasso really could draw and paint and that he did these abstract paintings mostly because they sold better. I also know that abstract painting mostly aren't as easy as they may appear.
I have been to a lot of museums a few years ago, all of them had exhibitions of modern art and they looked like something Yoko Ono would make: boring, mindless, unintelligent and without a message. At least I had fun laughing at the stuff, but only shortly as it hurt to see so much mediocrity at once.
(If someone knows something spectacular she made then let me know and I might change my mind about her)
Ah, the howls of outrage when men have to wear the kind of stupid fashion shit women are expected to wear every day.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
Jesus, 2012 and this old bitch is still trying to make a buck off of Lennon's corpse.
"Yoko Onoshedidnt" HA!!!
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
She should NOT have bothered.
"I bet John flipped through all those sketches and secretly wished that he would come across a sketch of a gift receipt so he could return all."
Best line, ever!
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 6:04pm.
She also can't make a talented offspring, even with the help of John Lennon's sperm. Sean Lennon is equality as talentless.
LOL. So true.
Can't wait for the People of Walmart crowd start wearing this fashion statement.
I want my husband to wear this to Midnight Mass.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by ewe on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 3:53pm.
Bitch can't design, can't write, can't make music, can't make art, and she can't make sense.
Just fade into obscurity already.
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She also can't make a talented offspring, even with the help of John Lennon's sperm. Sean Lennon is equality as talentless.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
This has GOT to be a goof! Love the sky backgrounds.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
How was this bitch relevant before she met John Lennon again?I don't care if she didn't break up The Beatles or not, Yoko Ono will always be an attention seeking no talent asshole to me.
PS: If she felt that this embodied John Lennon's style, then clearly she thought he was gay.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
yeah, he needs the black one
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:08pm.
Hahaha oh my, the pink mesh shoulder baring shirt...I know what I'm getting all the Dlisted mens for Christmas! Except sucky, he's WAY too macho for that shit.
The only hoodie i'd spend $75 on is the angel hoodie from vicky s. Shit's tight.
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:30pm
LOL this brought tears of laughter!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:52pm.
Now now sucky.
I don't think the women of dlisted have vaginas that large.
YOU BEHAVE!
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Ms. Glambert, we were thinking more about their gunts rather than their fish meat!!
I can see you two are thoroughly enjoying yourselves.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 5:09pm.
Mz. Glambert, our 100% macho floppy meat missile always finds a way! Even into the murkiest of the fish ocean's waters!!!
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Oh sucky....please don't banish me to the island of fags! I need to stay so I can learn to be 100% macho fish lover like you. ONLY YOU can teach me sucky!!!!
lmao @ "cutting edge fashion is balls on a hoodie" dementa, and thanks for putting that in perspective. My hands ARE low maintenance and faithful!
"And apparently she thinks cutting edge fashion is balls on a hoodie. Bitch, I could do that with a sharpie and a 10-dollar hoodie from Joann's."
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Ha ha! This comment had my spit out my drink.
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:36pm.
Whamo, I'm more into the Double Fantasy period (Kiss Kiss Kiss). She's just so beautifully *out there*.
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I though if you like something a little arty like Yoko you might like this tune.
You may know Lori Anderson, her whole album Big Science was a great album,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hhm0NHhCBg
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 5:04pm.
Well with gunts that large it would be hard to get to the fish meat even with your HUGE macho trout tapper!!
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Mz. Glambert, our 100% macho floppy meat missile always finds a way! Even into the murkiest of the fish ocean's waters!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:54pm.
Ms. Glambert, we were thinking more about their gunts rather than their fish meat!!
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Well with gunts that large it would be hard to get to the fish meat even with your HUGE macho trout tapper!!
I thought that was Willow Smith!
Ah, Yoko Ono. Always tries and fails so hard to be edgy and avant-garde, and her only legacy is that she was once married to someone a lot more talented. Also has a voice like an electric drill.
And apparently she thinks cutting edge fashion is balls on a hoodie. Bitch, I could do that with a sharpie and a 10-dollar hoodie from Joann's.
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:08pm.
Awww, don't be too sad. It means you DIDN'T get a hugely talented but cheating dick with huge mommy issues.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:52pm.
Now now sucky.
I don't think the women of dlisted have vaginas that large.
YOU BEHAVE!
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Ms. Glambert, we were thinking more about their gunts rather than their fish meat!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Vern on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:48pm.
Was this before or after she wrote "Imagine"????
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LMFAO... Bawahhaahahahahaha!
Imagine there's no eeeeeeeeeeee yaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaa wwwweeeeeeee yooooooo leeeeeee heaven
it's easy if you yeeeee waaaaa yeeeeeeeeeee waaaaaaa yeeeeee try
Was this before or after she wrote "Imagine"????
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:42pm.
honey! I think if we take 30,000 snuggies and sew them together, we might able to cover up the stinkfish crotch of ONE Dlisted.com commentor!!
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Now now sucky.
I don't think the women of dlisted have vaginas that large.
YOU BEHAVE!
I could see myself sporting the ballbag hoodie. I'll take one!
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:33pm.
omg Whamo, whyyyyy?? JAAAAAAAHHHHNNN
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LOL, I wanted to drive pencils through my ears!
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Submitted by Doll-Parts on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:36pm.
Whamo, I'm more into the Double Fantasy period (Kiss Kiss Kiss). She's just so beautifully *out there*.
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Ya I understand what you're saying but I just can't with Yoko, I try but I just can't....do ...it! :)
Where is the ART? This garbage makes Kanye West's haute couture line look like Givenchy.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:38pm.
Yes the only thing that will fit them is the bell board - but their heads are so huge they can only wear it as goggles!
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honey! I think if we take 30,000 snuggies and sew them together, we might able to cover up the stinkfish crotch of ONE Dlisted.com commentor!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Yoko should really only do a women's line since they are so much more willing fashion victims. Worse than gays.
Marge: Homie, women aren't really going to want their makeup applied every morning with a shotgun blast to the face.
Inventor Homer: Women will want what I tell them to want.
I think that's why you got no fridge now bro :)
Laughs uncontrollably.
<3 jacko.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 4:27pm.
Yes the only thing that will fit them is the bell board - but their heads are so huge they can only wear it as goggles!
heeheeeheheeeeeheeeee
hahahabwahhahahaaaaa
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*whew*
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God don't like ugly.