Thursday, November 1st 2012

Night Crumbs

These pictures make more sense when I tell you that Jenny McCarthy didn't even know it was Halloween - Hollywood Tuna 

In conclusion, ASkars is doing everybody except you and me - Lainey Gossip 

George Lucas donated $4 billion to educational charities, which means in every American school Galactic Empire History will replace American History and whatever the hell language Jar Jar Binks speaks will replace Spanish - The Superficial 

This list is incomplete without Uncle Poodle - The Berry 

Professional beard Camille Belle found another job - Celebitchy

Just please don't let those annoying little British girls that Ellen DeGeneres is obsessed with do a cover of this - Towleroad

"NO FACE/NO CHAT" is all the replies Kelly Brook would get if she put these pics on Grindr - IDLYITW

Gillian Anderson's hair looks like that, because she was rolling naked around on the carpet with David Duchovny all day, obviously  - Popoholic

One gold star for Katy Perry's Halloween costume - Popsugar

Walking around nipples out naked in a tanning salon might be the least crazy thing Amanda Bynes has ever done - ICYDK

Simon Baker and an emotionless concrete pillar announced something together - Just Jared

Mr. Floppers needs to stop playing and get a pedicure, because his feets look a mess - OMG Blog

Every day is Halloween for Janice Dickinson - Celebslam

Selena Gomez has approximately 2.35 facial expressions - Cityrag

Methinks Mimi's 8-hour soothing massage was just her massage therapist punching a Nicki Minaj doll in front of her over and over again - Hollywood Rag 

Kelsey Grammer can eat an anus, because no Camille Grammer costume is complete without two medicine ball titties, hot moves and a dragon mask - Videogum

RiRi actually wore clothes for the first part of her Halloween night - Moe Jackson 

LeAnn Rimes dressed up as Sandy for Halloween. Nope, she didn't plan that at all. - I'm Not Obsessed

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God...these old ladies lettin' it all hang out!

Reminds me of when I was young and vomiting over my parents having sex.

Put it away ladies. Cover up after 35, 40 at the absolute top. (If 40, you'd better be Halle Berry.)

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PHM, still feeling the aftershocks of it! I've had my fill of leftover candy. One more mini-Toblerone and I will lose it! *heaves* Glad you had fun on the weekend though! haha

@Lucy♥, I'm hoping it went ok, lol. Night!

OnT: Jenny's tail still makes me crack up! :D

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PrettyHateMachine's picture

Exactly Within! I'm glad you had a good Halloween! Sounds like you had fun! Always sucks where there is work the next morning.

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@ Mademoiselle Within♥

How did your paper go? You will soon break for the holidays, so hang in there! Not gonna lie, I really miss exams. I keep dreaming that I'm about to take an exam and I either don't show up on time for it or I run out of time during the paper. I haven't fully settled in, but I had a couple of weeks off last month for London and I'm now paying for it by having far too much work to do. I'm off tomorrow, which is why I'm up so late. Gonna head to bed now, but I shall see you tomorrow my lovely. Take care xoxo

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Here's a whole internet show episode devoted to whorish costumes. They're tacky, weird, racist, gross AND childhood-raping!

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PrettyHateMachine, Of course they'd think it was cool, the cotton candy wasn't on their head! I don't know if people would feel up to wearing Big Tex costumes this year...

I will say that Jenny's hair and glasses look good here. ;)

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Lucy♥, that sounds perfectly lovely! Hey, last year may have been cold but you looked gorgeous, right? haha Had a midterm on Tuesday so had to read a lot. Then work keeps buzzing my BB non-stop. Makes me want to throw it out the window, lol.

You? Are you all settled in at your new place keeping busy with writing/projects?

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@Cashew At least there weren't any sexy burnt Big Tex costumes..were there? lol

@Within It was my fault. My hair is really light and I just used the cheap spray in a can. It faded as time went by. Some people were coming up to me telling me how cool it was that I wasn't afraid to have pink hair when I just wanted it get rid of it! Lol.

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PHM, it stayed pink until Christmas?!!! Oh no! That would put me off dye forever. I dressed up to hand out candy but then changed to go out. It was fun but I was the walking dead this morning, lolol

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@ crazyinjapan

That's what we all dress like here everyday! No, seriously, I was too distracted wondering where all her weight went.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 12:28am.

There were a couple of burnt Big Tex costumes this year. Texas is so damn corny sometimes.

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@ Within♥

Thank you! I'm going to watch the fireworks and listen to cheesy music at Glasgow Green! It was good last year even though it was freezing and the park was nearly ankle-deep with mud - but trust me, I showed up in a cashmere coat and heels and people were shaking their heads.

How are you love? You said you had exams coming up? xoxo

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 12:37am.

Hey Within! I dress up sometimes, but I don't like to do it half way. And last year I dyed my hair pink and it stayed that way until Christmas ahaha. I was planning on it this year, but I ended up working Saturday night.

Did you dress up at all this year?

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PrettyHateMachine, you don't dress up at all, ever? Well, if they're all wearing the same 3 sexy outfits, I don't blame ya, but it can be fun too! haha ;p

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CIJ, 20 of them? I know they travel in packs, but there's no call to scare people handing out candy on Halloween.

Went out afterward and saw a large group of kids on the street and one ran in front as if he were pulling a string across the road just as we were about to turn. It's a night of mischief but come on! lol

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Submitted by CashewTime on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 12:22am.

Hey Cashew! How are ya?

It's always nice when people but actual effort into their costume instead of wearing their underwear with a pair of animal ears lol.

This year I didn't see many exciting costumes, one guy was dressed like a corn stalk and that was pretty good. Haha. If I don't have any good ideas I don't dress up.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 12:18am.

Hey PHM! Lol, that is funny. I also found out Waldo isn't that original anymore. I'm also bored with the belly dancers and sexy pirates. The peacock was awesome though. Homegirl had a whole set of feathers around her and wore a cute green dress. I took a very beautiful picture of it.

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Hi Lucy! I was going to ask you if you got a gander at Chestica Simpson's Scottish ho outfit. You are from Scotland, aren't you? Or am I thinking of someone else?

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I was enjoying the trickortreaters this year until an unruly band of teenagers banged on the door like the cops doing a drug bust. I opened the door, and there were about 20 of them, some bigger than me! I literally threw candy at them, slammed the door and shut the light off. I half expected my tires to be slashed this morning.

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Lucy♥, before you disappear, happy fifth! ;p Hope all's good with you. ;)

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Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:30pm.

Today while I was waiting for the oil to be changed in my car, I overheard some boys talking about a girl who was dressed up as a sexy hamburgler. They thought it was the most original costume ever. Obviously not lol

WithinReason...'s picture

Hi CrazyinJapan, I think my zombies look pretty good, I LOVE them and you can get creative with the "wounds" lol. Robots are cool but some are so elaborate! Did you enjoy this year?

@Sal, ITA, Gillian looks gorgeous! ;p

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Jenny's hiding the special wand she uses to cure Autism while wearing this outfit. I absolutely hate this bitch.

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:35pm.
a dude dressed as the devil came up to me with a contract and a red pen.

Damn, this is so hot.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:50pm.

Haha, no cards down the cleavage. I once heard of a guy doing that to a belly dancer. Klassy! The box was difficult, and it tore by the time I was done dancing. But it was entertaining. I just wish I had gotten to the club earlier to get something in the costume contest.

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Hey Withy, what was your favorite costume ever?

My ex-boyfriend... okay, let's face it, my current "boyfriend"... sort of ... anyway, one year he made my nephew's costume. It was a robot. It was so cool. He made it out of foil roast pans, flashing LED lights that he put together using wires and a soldering iron, and silver dryer duct. It was an electronic work of art.

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Gillian Anderson (♥♥♥) looks hotter than what she did 20 years ago. I've always been a fan.

"Emotionless concrete pillar" almost made me piss myself. XD

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CrazyinJapan, Hester Prynne was the most popular huh? Well, it's more original than the sexy costumes, and you stood out! LOL at "Does that A stand for Amish?" hahaha Pregnant nun's funny, have to remember that one. ;)

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Cashew, the devil and I had a drink together. The pregnant nun didn't get many hits, but I didn't care. The pregnant look scares men. I had a good time that night, and somebody asked me if I was really pregnant.

Redbox sounds like an interesting costume, but I've found boxy costumes to be difficult to deal with. Did they try to slide their debit cards down your cleavage? heheh, I bet they did.

Lately I've been lazy and wear a witch hat, a black dress, and witch boots. And I just pass out candy. BORING. I need to find a party and come up with a supercool costume next year.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:35pm.

That's brilliant! Was he cute? Tell me all the details girlfriennnd :P. You sure have a recurring theme thing happening with your costumes lol.

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Hey Cashew (my favorite nut, by the way). One year I went as a pregnant nun. The best part was when a dude dressed as the devil came up to me with a contract and a red pen. He said, "You look like the girl for me!" Haha.

I don't do skimpy when it's cold. That just seems D & D (dumb and desperate) to me.

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I love the comments on this post:
"She's so nasty & unladylike (and this coming from a woman who calls herself Twat)!"
"WTF is that costume? Is that Catwoman's more annoying sister Lingeriewoman?"
"Halloween is such a great opportunity to be bizarre, if I want to slut it up I can do that anytime."
Agree with most of the other posts too. This woman is a one note trick, she was original (if gross) back in the day, being a loud, lewd, bawdy but sexy girl, who pushed the boys around.
I admired her confidence, but very little else.
Now she is just sad. Like the aging male stars with bad hair and creepy eyes, I'm side-eyeing you Jim Carrey, John Travolta and Daddy Spears, celebrity women are indulging their vanity in an awkward way.
I liked her style (not personality) with the short hair and more appropriate dress when she was on her book tour. She's sort of going the way of Pam Anderson now.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:23pm.

Omg, that makes me want to do "Amish" next year lol! I was Redbox, like the movie machine, a couple of years ago and guys tried to slide their credit cards on the cardboard! Ugly Betty also worked out well for me. This year I made the mistake of going to a mainstream bar (unintentionally) and got no action. Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, sexy peacock, sexy hamburgler (??), sexy medusa, sexy pirates galore (of course).

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Love Katy Perry as Jane Lane!

crazyinjapan's picture

Fuck Whoroween. The costume that got me the most "hits" in my lifetime was the year I dressed up as Hester Prynne. I rented a Pilgrim costume and had a big fancy red A sewn on the chest. My hair was in a bun and I wore one of those little white caps. I was covered from neck to ankles, shoulders to wrists. Guys were hitting on me left and right. The smart ones appreciated the costume's literary and creative aspect. The dumb ones thought I was dressed up as an Amish girl. "Does that A stand for Amish?" A Hispanic man cornered me and I thought I would have to fight him off. He could barely speak English and called me that girl in the Jew outfit. Good times!

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:07pm.

Lol, I doubt she cares about falling out. As for earlier, I feel sorry for her because she doesn't know what she looks like anymore and that the plastic surgery looks bad. Just a tiny bit of botox (if she didn't want wrinkles) would have been enough instead of pumping up her lips and god knows what else is in that face. She could have looked so classy as an older woman. This just looks sad, though I know she probably attracts men because of her body. It bothers me that this thin with titty volleyballs thing is considered hot by errrybody all over the place. I saw this on Halloween, and I died inside a couple of times.

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johnnysgirl -- you've got to wonder how she moved around without anything falling out, right? And how do people wear outfits like that around groups of people without someone catching a whiff, ya know? I'm sorry, I know I obsess about stuff like that, but sooner or later, when your shit is out there and you're scantily clad, someone is going to catch your "scent" wafting by. And with all the activity she's had going on in her twat, I would imagine her odor is way more pungent than the average woman's. Just sayin' . . .

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What I want to know is, how did she even MOVE AT ALL during whatever event that was, without her tits falling out of that cheap teddy?

When you are 40+, you really need to take in consideration that you might have one kick ass body but it is time to stop dressing overtly sexy. You can still show off your great bod without looking like you are desperately hanging onto your youth.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Katy Perry's head looks 'shopped on in that photo.

B for effort and originality I guess.

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RE JANICE THE WORLD'S FIRST SUPERMODEL: i dont hate on her - we all get old?
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the tits are awful

dear gawd, pls provide michael k. with enough wine, pot and lotion today so that he can continue to bring on the lulz. amen.

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jenny mccarthy...disgusting...
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george lucas...hurrah!
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simon baker...yum...

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Idiot trash = jenny mccarthy

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ugh.....

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johnnysgirl's picture

Omg, Jenny *is* Slutoween.

But people, it's no wonder these celebutards choose the slutty costumes -they're sex-peddlers every other day of the year. It's all they have. If they had an ounce of intelligence or personality they'd get creative. Kinda sad, really. For all the money these fuckers get for just being their annoying selves, I bet they don't know how to have real fun.

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Hey Leanne, guess that rehab to make you less than batshit crazy didn't take, huh?

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