Would You Hit It?
Either Jude Law is smuggling a cremini mushroom in his swim trunks or his peen head is pressed up against his shorts and is giving the cameras some FACE. If I tilt my head to the side, I think I can see it saying "prune" to the cameras.
Here's Jude Law making a "Get in mah belly!" pose (or maybe he's making a "Say hello to my little friend" pose) while doing vacation stuff in the South of France over the weekend. Yes, Jude Law is a million worlds away from looking like the girl-faced Twinkie from Wilde, but this is what happens when dozens of birthdays go by. The beef comes on and hair starts growing out of your asshole. So with that being said, I so would. How can you say no to a piece who's got a mutton chop beard, a puzzle piece hairline and a hairy tit stache?
And if you're ever riding on Jude Law and can't take your eyeballs off of his chichis swaying to and fro, the hairy arrow on his body will remind you that his eyes are up there.
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That's Jude Law? For a moment I thought I was seeing Jack Black.
Jude Law passed me on the street a few months ago (thisclose) and he is BEAUTIFUL in person. And much bigger than I expected. Broader and taller.
If he was a non-famous person and passed you on the street, you'd stop, turn around to catch the back view, and yell "Dayum!" before running home to rub one out. Trust.
Pictures don't do him justice.
That is all.
Hell yes. He seems like a horn dog of a man who would fuck your brains out endlessly.
Yep. I'd hit it.
Hell, yes!
...with legs to the moon.
Jude seems to be a 100% str8, realman tuna-tasting exclusive fish-fucking heterosexual male.
Yes, we would hit it as long as it promises to sit on our face!!!!!!!!!!
wolverine look alike with a little pee pee? um....no
LOL! MK how I've missed you!
Poor Jude's hairline...thang keeps jumpin back to make way for those fiesty mutton chops.
Cremini mushroom...I'm crying right now. And the harder I laugh, the more I might consider doing him.
Still would and since he seems to not give a fuck, probably could.
Before I could even answer this, my friend, T would run over everyone to get to him.
Yes!!! I would totally hit it.
I'd totally hit it! He looks hot. I like him him a little extra chunk and it was nice him to shave his chin for when I rub my ass on his face.
Why is he swimming with Rodney Dangerfield? I thought he was dead.
Here's my question: is he trying to imitate Billy Bob Thornton in Sling Blade, or Joe Cocker at Woodstock?
NO!
this isn't Jude Law.
this
is
all
a
lie.
NO!
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Fuck, am I seriously saying no to Jude Law?
The Talented Mr. Ripley, Jude? Yes. Is that cheating? lol
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Hilarious post from start to finish. Must grudgingly admit that LA seems to suit MK.
We still miss you anyway, ya bastid.
Submitted by seejaneclick on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 5:24pm.
Son of a bitch I though it was Randy Quaid at first
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bahahahah! I do see the resemblance...
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
This is why I think bald men should just go ahead and wear the damn wig, because they totally give up if they don't. It's not the 80's anymore, toupees were awful then, they have improved drastically if they are done right.
Son of a bitch I though it was Randy Quaid at first and that MK was reporting that he hung up the crazy on a deer horn in Canada and was getting in beach. Key shape.
Total. Buzz. Kill.
I would take it into consideration.
Submitted by Rem Koolhaas on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:49pm.
In a few more years, Jude Law will be ready to film the Phil Collins bio-pic
YES! He also reminds me of Robin's Williams' awful 'Popeye!'
WWMWD? What would Mae West do?
I would, but something tells me I'd have to make him bathe in Lysol and put on about sixteen condoms first.
Hell yeah I would.
People give him such shit for fucking the nanny and Sienna Miller or whatever but I don't know that this makes him a bad guy.
Also people gave him a hard time when he was caught full frontal by the paps. But I'll bet you it was just spinsters that felt that way. Anyone who's seen a dick knows that ain't small when the soldier salutes!
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:13pm.
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Mike, we talked about this before. Are you now growing facial hair?
Nooooo, not me.
Nope. I do like a furry, but not this one.
of course i would. REPEATEDLY.
i hate that beard, though
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:51pm.
ahahhahaa I can't believe you took it back to 1987! remember that dude!?!!?!?!??!he does look like him!
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I'm gonna write a book about the old days and call it "I Remember Crap." :P
Yes.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:31pm.
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I wonder what he's doing right now?
He's probably in a parking lot doing one armed push ups with a wallaby on his back.
Arrrrghhh but can you do THIS mate!!
Ugh. With embarrassment, yes. He was one of my childhood crushes. I'd have to soak my body in bleach afterwards.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:49pm.
5th thumbnail! Judes boyfriend with gorgeous eyes!
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aaarrrggg, you made me look at the eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hypnotising aren't they? Now you're in love! :)
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My lover....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz147m98jdQ&feature=related
what happened to him??? he used to be so hot.
Happens to the best of us. Jude seems to be straddling the needle wildly wavering between "bear" and "daddy".
Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:24pm
ahahhahaa I can't believe you took it back to 1987! remember that dude!?!!?!?!??!he does look like him!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
lol @ the seamonster in thumb 5
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
I would.
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Devil's advocate.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:24pm.
The expression on his face reminds me of that Australian dude who used to do the Energizer battery commercials.
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Jacko!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2RSu9Gw61U
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That's the one! LOLOLOLOL
what is going on with that facial hair? NO! shave it off!!! These are bad pics. bad face
A bitch gets crazy when she has nothing to lose.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:49pm.
5th thumbnail! Judes boyfriend with gorgeous eyes!
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aaarrrggg, you made me look at the eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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...the end
I would, even though he's looking like cousin Eddie in the face.
WTF!?!? this Popeye looking motherfucker used to be one of my top hotties!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
I'd hit it - he has nice manly man legs.
I'm a sucker for toned sexy hairy man legs
I'd just put a bag over his head.
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No no no no no no no no....would not. Not in a box, not with a Fox. I would not do him Sam I am.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
He looks very happy, which is sexy in a man who's smart. I absolutely would, and I'd love to give him a good spanking, too.
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God don't like ugly.
He too squishy and spongey. :-/
It's nice of him to go for a swim with Rodney Dangerfield, though!
Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:13pm.
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Mike, we talked about this before. Are you now growing facial hair?
Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:24pm.
The expression on his face reminds me of that Australian dude who used to do the Energizer battery commercials.
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Jacko!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2RSu9Gw61U
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:59pm.
sweet tits but let's face it he smells like pimentos
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LOL! Ah Sucky you wackjob! :)