Wednesday, October 10th 2012

Night Crumbs

You know it's just a regular day on the set of a Terrence Malick movie when King Koopa's brother ruins a hug party between Michael Fassbender and Natalie Portman. No, I don't know what's going on here and I still won't know what's going on here after I see the movie. - The Superficial 

A spoiled little princess was turned into a dress by an evil watch and Blake Lively wore that dress to some Chanel event last night - Lainey Gossip

I hate myself for thinking that Sarah Palin is giving me Goddess Bunny vibes here - Celebitchy

Stephen Colbert and Morrissey should talk about asshole lambs and delicious murder all the time - Towleroad

If any Lawrence is going to be the face of Dior, it should've been Joey Lawrence - The Berry 

Jessa from Girls is showing all her bumps in Vice Magazine - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Kevin James' face has to ruin everything - Hollywood Tuna 

I'm only here for that hot piece with Emma Stone - Popoholic

XTINA'S ASS. That is all. - IDLYITW

Pink gets all So You Think You Can Dance in her new video - ICYDK

You had it right the first time, Stevie Nicks - Just Jared

Ben Affleck should follow Matt Damon's lead and take a pair of clippers to that polyester wave on his head - Popsugar

Happy Hump Day, here's Jonathan Groff's crescent moon - (NSFWish) OMG Blog

This girl should open up an advice booth - Videogum

Some Hollywood exec told Mila Kunis her career would be over if she didn't pose for the cover of some magazine - Hollywood Rag

While LiLo and White Oprah scratch each other's fake tan off, Miley Cyrus and Tish Cyrus are doing some real mother-daughter bonding - Moe Jackson 

That dog should join the Olympic volleyball team - Cityrag

She-Pratt looks different - I'm Not Obsessed

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Daniee,

Yeah I cannot lose much with carbs a low calorie and exercise, which sucks because my moms food is soo good! You're one lucky b, I should say ;)

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@CashewTime, I thought there were stats for rapid weight loss only regarding atkins and the like, but I did not realize it was a healthful approach holistically. And you're right, everybody's constitution is different and we are all dealing with different biochemistry. When it comes to weight, I do not gain very easily period, but if I overdo it on the sugar, I will get that dreaded old back fat! I gained 6 pounds this summer from overindulging on sweet pastry.
My partner has asperger's and does well cognitively on low glycemic meals and plenty of (mostly) plant based fats and quality carbs in the morning. Both of us actually do well with eating a fairly high carb breakfast.

And I agree that complex carbs are better than simple ones. I've been reading up on this stuff for years. But HIGH carb is not good for most people's brains. Juts ask people who have ADD, depression and other conditions that are usually ameliorated (though not completely, of course) by cutting down carbs. Everybody's body works differently, and saying that carbs are good for the brain sounds pretty crazy to me. But if it works for you, then do you.

Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 3:58am

Actually, there's tons of science to back it up. Below is some of the science, and there had been plenty before the 1970s and the number now for studies backing up LCHF have been growing as obesity, heart disease and diabetes have increased by a huge amount since the idea of low fat, high carb has spread. Those who can stay thin on such a diet are usually naturally thin and eat lower carbohydrates from grains than they realize.

http://www.helladelicious.com/our-food/food-facts/2011/10/swedish-doctor...

http://garytaubes.com/works/

http://www.medicaldaily.com/articles/9856/20120512/diabetes-fat-carbohyd...

http://healthimpactnews.com/2012/the-positive-effects-of-low-carbohydrat...

http://www.fathead-movie.com/index.php/meet-the-experts/

http://www.spiked-online.com/Articles/0000000CAE78.htm

http://www.mindbodyhealth.com/lowfatdietmyth.htm

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As a portrait photographer (and a knocked-up chick), let me just say that those photos of Jessa are awful. Everything is off: composition, lighting, exposure, white balance, plus there are random things protruding into several of the shots (part of a bed knob here, the edge of a plant there), not to mention that chick is slack-jawed and dead-eyed in almost all of them. Just terrible.

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caffeinecrazed's picture

The only thing that Palin has left out of her 'fitness and self-discipline' book is the fact that she is unfit to give any advice, and the only self-discipline she has is when she remembers to take her Adderall.

Daniee's picture

A low glycemic/glycemic controlled diet is beneficial for some folks, especially people with inflammatory illness, but all of this low carb business is not healthy and unscientific. It's all about the quality of the starch you are eating. Processed flour bad - whole grain, slow cooked grains good. Also, I have noticed with people who do the extreme low-carb thing, that they tend to consume quite a bit of animal fat...not that it in itself is bad, but too often and it will raise your cholesterol before you know it.
Anyway, Palin looks like shit and depleted if I actually cared about her wellbeing.

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What is AssBender doing to Natalie? He looks like he could break her!

♡ Stephen Colbert, that is all!

Wow, that little girl has more sense than a lot of people, hahaha those two on the bench are so cute!

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Charlie, you're right about carbs. The brains only fuel, ONLY, is carbs. Cut carbs and you're killing your brain; irreversible damage. It's the scary side of extreme dieting that most don't know about. Sad, sad stuff.

Palin and Bristol look like they're now caught up in the Hollywood mentality regarding appearance and body. She does look too thin (and I'm a runner).

Submitted by 68Special on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:57am.

Wow, you've sunk so low you're quoting Lindsay Lohan? Sad.

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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:55am.

In the words of Lindsey Lohan: "God Bless"

Submitted by Faloola Chong on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:23am.

Sadly with successful artists, the struggling record companies (who are at least twenty years behind the times) still think they can cling to the old model where there's one or two great songs, and a bunch of filler crap.

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Submitted by 68Special on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:23am.

Poor 68special.

Pathetic and delusional. Your spouse is banging your best friend. HAHA.

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Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 9:20pm.
Has anyone listened to Pink's cd? For some reason I'm liking her and interested in hearing her latest cd. Haven't said that for a while and this other band Churchill the lead singer is.a girl....going to check those two out!
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I haven't heard it but it got some very bad feedback, even from those who like her. There's only meant to be a couple of good songs on it (Try was cited as one) and a whole load of filler and bad songs. It was suspicious the album took so long to leak, suggesting the record company tightened security on it and didn't want anyone to hear it cause they knew it wasn't good.

The general consensus about her is that she's stuck in a rut and has been repeating the same formula and shtick since the I'm Not Dead album - goofy lead single, more serious follow up. All her songs now sound the same basically and she's very generic. She's repetitive in her tours as well with the over reliance on that circus stuff.

So download the album first to see what you think.

Poor Dementa:

Jealous and angry.

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hahahahahh dementa!

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Submitted by 68Special on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 10:55pm.

And I guarantee that people who insist that all negativity stems from jealousy are neglected housewives who collect scented candles, Precious Moments crap and Celine Dion CDs, so they won't have to notice their husbands are banging their best friends.

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Xtina looks like Grimace in that dress....where did Mayor McCheese go.....

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Charlie, that must work differently for different people. Carbs fill me up but then I have the low-blood sugar shakes not long after.

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The british tabloid The Sun is great. Their headline for the pink video is 'Pink puts on a decent spread..."

Personally, I could go skinny dipping with pink and exchange hot oil massages with her afterwards and it wouldn't even give me wood. She just doesn't turn my crank for some reason.

Now I do think she is a kind and decent person, though perhaps an insecure and exhibitionistic one.

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 10:40pm.

You are so spot on Charlie, that shit about no carbs is dead and it kills brain cells to -- you become a total asshole.
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Thank you. I am a strong proponent of a fairly high carb (100-150 grs) a day diet. Eat a slice of whole grain at breakfast, another at lunch, and whole grains at dinner. Whole grains produce serotonin. It is a natural "feel good and full" brain chemical. You can't get it from meat and dairy.

Palins face looks the same, but I agree she went overboard and is most likely doing more than low carb to promote her book. Just another opportunity to get attention and make money.

And low carb crankiness is from not consuming enough salt and fats. It should be low carb high fat, and a dieting in general you should lower calories gradually and make leeway for exercise too. Exercise should also be raised in difficulty gradually with weightless or the body feels starved and exhausted.

Esteem, I wouldn't doubt drugs. She looks bad. Same as Heroina.

If you cover Sarah Palin's face, who does she resemble body wise??? Heroina, AKA Chicken Leg!

Xtina is lucky she has an hourglass figure, otherwise she'd look even bigger.

Love Pink!

Good for Mila for sticking up for herself.

Charlie,

Depends on the person. Many people wouldn't feel healthy or energetic on your diet, and I'm one of them. And Atkins wasn't.the one to invent the diet. It was common knowledge way beforehand that glucose is the cause of overweight in people who can't stay fit without diet. do what works for you, but there are tons of people who will always be fat if they consume carbs in most forms and who cannot control their cravings if they do also. I have friends who've gone vegan and felt great, but I'm the opposite. Read Gary Taubes for information on the history of low carb vs low fat and the science and research behind this.

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Eek. Sarah looks like a tweaker here.
It might not even be so bad if she were dressed for her age. Maybe?
I'm not saying mom jeans and embroidered cat sweaters, but there's a happy medium.
You're probably right about the no carbs things, Esteem. I was off grains for a while and lost a shit tonne of weight in very little time...to the point where my dad *gasped* after not having seen me in a while.
Now I just eat way too many carbs.

Don't feed the trolls.

At the root of the nasty comments whether it is about Jen Aniston's ring or Sarah Palin's trim figure is jealousy.

Jealousy, because I would bet my bottom dollar that at least 80% of the women on here have low self-esteem, are in unhappy relationships, and are on the lower scale of income wage earners.

People who are happy and satisfied in their lives do not resort to such petty cattiness.

Esteem:

That is because you can't talk facts only call people names.

Facts and substance scares hypocrites away.

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You are so spot on Charlie, that shit about no carbs is dead and it kills brain cells to -- you become a total asshole.

A former employer went on this starvation diet bullshit about 3 years ago and because just like bobble head Sarah Palin. If you exchange the hair color you would think it was my former boss.

She turned into a major cunt after ward. She became extremely moody, paranoid and just plain nasty. Complete asshole. Miss thing went on to write a book and it bombed. Hard to tell folks to starve on 400 calories a day!

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@ Gladys

You do know you don't have to defend every.single.republican right? Or is that your mission in life? Don't bother answering, I'm done talking to you Ms. Lauder.

Sarah Palin is a runner and has been for 35 years.

She is a little thin right now but she has a typical runner's physique.

How the heck are you guys able to judge what the state of her health is? You are talking out of your asses.

This woman is damned no matter what she looks like or says.

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Submitted by Scott in NYC on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 10:25pm.

I just finished reading a blind on another site where it intimated that her weight loss was not due to diet and exercise, but the standard Hollywood diet of the white powder variety.

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Interesting that someone as "rogue" as Sarah Palin suscribes to the "thinner-is-better" mindset. Maybe it's just me, but, if you're writing a book about health and fitness, you might want to be healthy and fit. Not simply malnourished.

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Christina got the juicy booty. JUICY BOOTY. Hot damn!

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Damn, Sarah Palin looks awful. She had a cute figure before...now she just looks gaunt & haggard.

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Ugh; lizard boy there in the banner picture has a surgically biforcated tongue, along with surgically implanted fake horns & an all-body green tattoo. Just about the most revolting body modifications ever done on one person...

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Has anyone listened to Pink's cd? For some reason I'm liking her and interested in hearing her latest cd. Haven't said that for a while and this other band Churchill the lead singer is.a girl....going to check those two out!

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Sarah Palin has lost weight and has the malnurished-body tell-tale signs of a low carb dieter. And she confirmed it the other night by saying she was an extreme fan of low carb dieting. Enjoy your shitty mood and compromised kidneys and liver.

Low carb is done. Let the myth die, and let the carbohydrates set you free!! Healthy carbohydrates from whole grains, fruits, vegetables, beans and nuts, should comprise most of your diet. Slow absorbing healthy carbs provide the glucose to your muscles and brain, and do not over tax your kidneys and liver. Your brain and muscles MUST have glucose. The saturated fats that come with meat and dairy are a killer, in excess.

If Dr Atkins were still alive, I would totally bitch slap him for unleashing this horrible diet myth on us. Nothing is worse for you, both physically and emotionally than a high animal protein/saturated fat diet.

If you really want to lose weight and feel good about it, eat about 1,200 calories a day of whole grains, fruits, veggies, low fat dairy and beans and nuts and walk 2 miles. It is just that simple

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I wish Stevie hadn't apologized. Now bitch will think she is invincible.

mefunigirl's picture

Blake is 25 and still wears glitter ALL over her body, really that's all I need to know about her.

I like Pink, you don't hear her involved in too much fuckery. Good for her.

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megank's picture

I read in EW that Terrence Malik cuts out a lot of his stars from his movies. He seems annoying and dislike-able.

I like Jennifer Lawrence. She seems to be a good role model for younger girls and she's girl-next-door pretty, not porn star pretty like Megan Fox or Kate Upton. I don't think she's had any plastic surgery too. Wholesome would be a good word!

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Any chance that Natalie Portman will be breastfeeding in public?

Esteem's picture

I love Pink.

Twat Muffin's picture

dementa -- given that the Cyrus clan has their own tattoo artist, I bet they have their own STD checker. God, that family is so disgusting. Liam Hemsworth is only with her for the fame & money. As soon as his star definitely takes off like his brother's, he'll be out of there.

Emma Stone, barf.

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That Pink video was impressive,

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The transformation is complete. Xtina is ready to be the new model for The Hefty Hideaway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQNKdFY2JM4

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