Night Crumbs

Nicole Kidman as Grace Kelly looks like Nicole Kidman with a good wig – Lainey Gossip

Emily Blunt might play Ms. Marvel in the next Avengers movie, but I’m still waiting for them to a Dazzler movie – The Superficial 

If you want to look graceful and glamorous while having a migraine, follow Salma Hayek’s lead – Drunken Stepfather

Danny DeVito’s wandering peen might’ve been the wang that broke his marriage’s back – Celebitchy

Kelly Brook on Nuts (not like that) – Hollywood Tuna 

What Big Bird is really trying to say to the Obama campaign is, “Ho, I didn’t get paid for this!” – Towleroad

Oh, yes, The Canyons is going to be a community college film school mess – IDLYITW

Former HSOTD Julia Gillard lets a trick have it – Jezebel

Heidi Klum is still doing her bodyguard – ICYDK

Somebody tell Jessica Biel that taking a stud gun to her old Thriller costume wasn’t a good idea – Popoholic

Blond bangs are a privilege and not a right and Demi Lovato needs to know this – Just Jared

For once, Duchess Kate is the most clothed one in a picture! – Popsugar

Don’t call David Furnish Elton John’s “partner” – OMG Blog

“This tablet is so hot that it just give my co-host the vapors!”  – The Frisky 

All of this can be settled with a disco dance-off refereed by Gay Al Reynolds – Videogum

Why must the Louisiana trailer park flower kill me softly with her UGGs – Cityrag

Does this mean that Paula Abdul will have to learn how to count? – I’m Not Obsessed

If only mirrors had eyes to roll – Hollywood Rag