Night Crumbs
Nicole Kidman as Grace Kelly looks like Nicole Kidman with a good wig - Lainey Gossip
Emily Blunt might play Ms. Marvel in the next Avengers movie, but I'm still waiting for them to a Dazzler movie - The Superficial
If you want to look graceful and glamorous while having a migraine, follow Salma Hayek's lead - Drunken Stepfather
Danny DeVito's wandering peen might've been the wang that broke his marriage's back - Celebitchy
Kelly Brook on Nuts (not like that) - Hollywood Tuna
What Big Bird is really trying to say to the Obama campaign is, "Ho, I didn't get paid for this!" - Towleroad
Oh, yes, The Canyons is going to be a community college film school mess - IDLYITW
Former HSOTD Julia Gillard lets a trick have it - Jezebel
Heidi Klum is still doing her bodyguard - ICYDK
Somebody tell Jessica Biel that taking a stud gun to her old Thriller costume wasn't a good idea - Popoholic
Blond bangs are a privilege and not a right and Demi Lovato needs to know this - Just Jared
For once, Duchess Kate is the most clothed one in a picture! - Popsugar
Don't call David Furnish Elton John's "partner" - OMG Blog
"This tablet is so hot that it just give my co-host the vapors!" - The Frisky
All of this can be settled with a disco dance-off refereed by Gay Al Reynolds - Videogum
Why must the Louisiana trailer park flower kill me softly with her UGGs - Cityrag
Does this mean that Paula Abdul will have to learn how to count? - I'm Not Obsessed
If only mirrors had eyes to roll - Hollywood Rag
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OMFG, that poor QVC host. I fainted once, doing yardwork in the summer heat - it was fucking scary as hell.
Nicole dressed as Grace Kelly looks like... Naomi Watts.
Empty theatre experience: I went by myself to see Inception on the very last day it was showing, in the evening, and I was alone in the room. It was pretty neat. So, that would be my suggestion, if you're movie theatres but don't like the crowds (not that, as stated, it would be necessary for that Lindsay Lohan movie).
Jesus, Nicole is too old and her face is too hard and angular to play Grace Kelly. Diana Agron if it was a TV movie or that trick that's humping on Joshua Jackson for an actual film would be much better.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Dear Hollywood, the right strand(s) of pearls do not a Princess Grace, Princess Diana, Jackie O, or Elizabeth Taylor make.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
KK wishes she looked like Kelly Brook! ;p
It's Big Bird! Lol
The Canyons trailer has quite the retro feel, too bad it's an Easton Ellis project.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:24am.
When you put it that way, I'm sure she's had more Oscars than any other actress in history. :D Especially if you incude Oscar Meyer wieners, which I'm sure she loves to slurp on.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
@ ESE, yeah she had a wiener dog named Oscar.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:19am.
oh, i'm sure that she already got an Oscar!... i mean, come on!... there had to be SOMEBODY in the crew named Oscar, right?... wait, i guess she wouldn't bother catching names as she plowed through them.... now serving number thirty eight!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:45pm.
I wanna sit in front of it with my sisters and do a MST3K riff.
Unfortunately we'll have to hear Woprah whining and ranting about the jellus haterz who are panning her precious baby, and then the evil Academy for not nominating her for an Oscar.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
i cannot wait to see "The Canyons".
no, seriously!... i love the idea of an empty movie theatre experience without leaving my livingroom... i can make my own popcorn, and nobody complains when i throw Skittles.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Hey Skinny:
Check out Drudge Report tonight; it is great.
Have a good evening.
funny how there are no posts here. bet when i wake up tomorrow to go to WORK there will be plenty.
Submitted by 68Special on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:43pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:40pm.
Yeah and they'll try to shout us down with their nonsense. Big Bird my ass. How about that murdered ambassador? Isn't that way more important?
Not to Obama. He doesn't care enough to even attend his daily security briefings. He is a disgrace and dangerous and the rest of the world is laughing at us for having such a weak leader.
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The Ambassodor's death isn't going to go away which is bad news for Obama. May the chickens come home to roost.
Yes, I know he got Osama but it took him 2 days to give the order. I would have needed 1 second.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:40pm.
Yeah and they'll try to shout us down with their nonsense. Big Bird my ass. How about that murdered ambassador? Isn't that way more important?
Not to Obama. He doesn't care enough to even attend his daily security briefings. He is a disgrace and dangerous and the rest of the world is laughing at us for having such a weak leader.
Nicole has baby.alien..big bird hands.like those chicken feet you find in saran wrap in the Grocery store..
Submitted by 68Special on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:34pm.
Yeah Skinny Fat!!!!
I guess that there are a few like-minded individuals on here!
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Yeah and they'll try to shout us down with their nonsense. Big Bird my ass. How about that murdered ambassador? Isn't that way more important?
Yeah Skinny Fat!!!!
I guess that there are a few like-minded individuals on here!
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:22pm.
I'm getting a Dirk Diggler meets Linda Lovelace feel to the Canyons.
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Give me a fucking break. Obama and the liberal media are making fools of themselves over the Big Bird comment. Is that all they have? Pathetic. Obama's an asshole and I don't want another 4 years of his ineffective "policies".
Submitted by fredfred on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 8:11pm.
She has a nice ass, so inexplicably she keeps getting cast in movies despite no talent and an annoying personality.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
oh please...nicole looks nothing like grace kelly. grace kelly was stunningly beautiful - nicole is a botoxed freeze face. EPIC FAIL.
BTW what happened with naomi watts Marilyn movie? remember the still photo they released? hopefully they canned the film because that would have sucked also.
None of today's actresses compare to the great ladies like Grace Kelly, Elizabeth Taylor,Katherin Hepburn, Bette Davis et al. They were true stars.
Hot damn, that looks absolutely nothing like Grace Kelly. Not even close.
Big Bird can go live under a bridge for all I care. Always hated that damn bird.
The first trailer for The Canyons was horrible, it looked like an art student's project that would get a D-. This one is just as bad. It looks like something you could whip up in any computer video editing program.
And when I see Blohan trying to weep convincingly, all I can hear is the Nostalgia Critic sayin, "I'm acting!"
I did love James Deen being introduced as a "huge new talent." Yeah, I hear his talent is huge!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Fishy is soooo pissed off about this mess. Grace Kelly is her idol. She was trying to be her waaay back. Hahahahaaa! Oh well, fishy!
I thought Demi Lovato was Rebel Wilson for a sec.
So people are actually expected to pay money to see The Canyons? LOL!
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Submitted by how dare you on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 7:38pm.
Jesus, Taylor Swift needs to shut the fuck up.
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I wish Nicole hadn't gone so crazy with the botox, fillers and whatever else she's done. She looks Joker-ish here.
You know the writing is on the wall when Obama will focus a week and ad dollars on big bird only to have PBS request that his ad be removed.
Karma is justice.
when did tilda swinton become the prime minister of australia?
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And Nicole was amazing in Hemingway and Gellhorn, and she'll do a good job with this.
The concept of Captain Marvel is stupid because Marvel is the name of the comic book company. If her name is seriously Captain Marvel then her arch nemesis should be Ms. DC (for DC Comics).
That Julia Gillard speech rules.
fredfred,
Another in a long line of actors from hit tv shows who try to make the jump into movies. Not unusual to see them hook up with percieved bigger or up and coming stars. See Jennifer Aniston for an example.
But she's got one big problem, she's a butterface.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
someone explain jessica biel to me.
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It always makes me laugh when I read something about "Gay Al Reynolds". I guess that's better than "Big Gay Al Reynolds".
No lie, I thought that main pic was Jessica Lange. So either Jessica is looking really good these days (she is by the way) and Nicole looks really old (she does ).
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Nicole should play Jackie, her Grace movie might be interesting; grace had such an untimely death.
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Submitted by TwatsThat on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 7:20pm.
Wandering peen? DeVito?
I'm sure he's a lovely man, but who, WHO would FUCK him?
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I know! Radar is full of BS. The man is 67, very overweight and probably has a lot medical issues that might prevent him from whoring around. He was drunk on The View in the morning. I say she got sick of dealing with his drinking.
Danny DeVito's wandering peen
Um, ewww. Can't even try to imagine that, my brain won't allow it.
It's entirely possible that Blowhan could become like Karen Black. Spectacularly bad actress in melodramatic roles in camp films.
Nah....
Submitted by TwatsThat: "Wandering peen? DeVito?
I'm sure he's a lovely man, but who, WHO would FUCK him?"
I think he's funny, but the thought of him sexually makes my chocha seal itself off.
I could swear I remember Margaret Cho talking in one of her shows about Danny DeVito trying to fuck her. Ewwww. I can't find any reference to it, though.
Anyways, he probably pays, or he gets "It's Always Sunny" groupies or something.
Nicole Kidman.....you are no Grace Kelly.
Read about DeVito's wandering peen years and years ago.
Jesus, Taylor Swift needs to shut the fuck up.
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If i ever wondered who the fans of nipple slips are I don't anymore after checking the comments on the Superficial about Emily Blunt. What nerds.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
1. I wish I had Duchess Kate's life sometimes. Getting to wear nice/expensive outfits, travelling the world, being married to the heir to the throne. All while having fun. Not fair.
2. Did Paula Abdul have some work done? She looks different in the face.
Wandering peen? DeVito?
I'm sure he's a lovely man, but who, WHO would FUCK him?
Epic. Fail. I'm sorry but Nicole is not pretty enough to play Grace.
I thought this was Kate Winslet for a sec. Nicole is a great actress and hopefully she's convincing as Grace Kelly cuz she sho don't look like her.
Deb, fyi, Lindsay's doing the new Hepburn biopics...Audrey followed by Katharine. This wouldn't fit into her schedule.
Wow, that QVC host needs to see a cardiologist. You can tell when she reaches for her heart that she suddenly had an arrhythmia that caused her to faint. She was doing fine, sure looks like she wasn't feeling unsteady until it happened.