Hot Sluts Of The Day!
Jaymes & James, the crotch-thrusting, nipple-baring, ass-twerking Chippendales strippers who are one of the teams who are racing to see Phil's finish line smile on the 684th season of the 500 time Emmy-winning reality show The Amazing Race.
The new season of the only reality show that exists in the eyes of Emmy voters premiered last night, and it's too early to tell if I'm here for The Fabulous Beekman Boys, the slightly annoying Sri Lankan twins or the Green Giant and Little Green Sprout, but last night I got into the man strippers who are so damn hyper that I'm pretty sure they add a scoop of meth powder to their Muscle Milk shakes. Jaymes & James look like they fell straight out of an International Male catalog and I really hope they don't get eliminated before they have to go somewhere cold, because I need to watch them spend several hours trying to figure out how to put on a shirt with sleeves since they basically only wear tank tops.
My favorite man stripper moment from last night was when they got to Shanghai and a member from each team had to slurp up a papaya full of frog fallopian tubes. Who knew that frog fallopian tubes look like curdled cum stew? But even though that bowl of gross looked like expired man chowder, Jaymes slurped it up like his last name was Travolta!
And when some of the frog fallopian tubes got all over the table, Jaymes slurped that up too while his boy shouted, "Every piece of white has to be gone!"
I see what Jaymes & James did there and my gutter brain appreciates it.
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I'm not into this muscular look on men.
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Submitted by saltydog88 on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 3:08pm.
seriously, how does this shit show keep winning Emmy's. Is there really anybody in the right mind who thinks that boring crap is a better competition show that Top Chef?
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I love Top Chef (it's never won an Emmy? : ( } but I also love this show.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:16pm.
to my olympic hot men fans.
i bring you good news.
remember camille lacourt? no...okay here is a reminder.
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mmmmm, those pecs need their own zip code /drools
seriously, how does this shit show keep winning Emmy's. Is there really anybody in the right mind who thinks that boring crap is a better competition show that Top Chef?
If this offal is Emmy material than they should have a category for "basket full of kittens" channel too !
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Frog fallopian tubes?!?!?!?!?!? These people are beyond sick.
And I hate when men wear tank tops. There is a Dad that comes to pick up his kids EVERY day in one. I think it's all he owns. Ugh.
* 100% hotness verified by WHAMO. :P *
www.poopreport.com :)
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Loopy, thank you very much for Camille. You are a gentleman for sharing.
loopy ;) Sluts of a feather!
to my olympic hot men fans.
i bring you good news.
remember camille lacourt? no...okay here is a reminder.
http://www.franceinlondon.com/images/editor/articles/4da32e4a92d34/Camil...
http://s.plurielles.fr/mmdia/i/80/5/camille-lacourt-10705805bwpeo.jpg?v=...
well here he is on italian ad, showing off his hotness. in the nude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WosKSdyzrbI
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:27am.
OMG so with extra cheesy!! And look how he licks it up like a pro. Obviously gay. *would*
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*links arm with sweetas and skips along*
@ jack - nope, just moist. I don't know why but it actually hurts my brain.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:37am.
LOL! was it you that also didn't like the word "morsel"?
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Thanks guys. Not only am I now singing Sinead O'Connor I am dry heaving over the word moist.
*voms*
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:29am.
I'm friends with Mojo (winner of season 9, I believe) in real life and they said no matter where they go or what vacation they go on they never get stressed about directions/getting lost. Said it was pretty stressful during the race, nothing compares.
*A.D.D. takes over, sings* NOTHING COMPARES TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
With MJT on this one. Neither one is moistening my nether regions. Yes. I said MOIST.
And neither of these guys do it for me.
No and no.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 10:16am.
hAHAHAHAH. So true. Nag nag nag ;)
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
OMG so with extra cheesy!! And look how he licks it up like a pro. Obviously gay. *would*
When I see the top picture all I can think of is A Night At The Roxbury
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 10:36am.
What is going on over there? This might be worth watching. Hahaha yes to the brawn! :)
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*links arm with within and skips along*
is the bottom picture supposed to be the money shot?
....and speaking of bottoms.....
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Hot Sluts?!
More like Herp Derp Opie-Face and DimWit.
What is going on over there? This might be worth watching. Hahaha yes to the brawn! :)
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I don't dare get involved with another reality show. I never knew this one was another gross foods like Fear Factor was it called? I just thought they raced from one location to the next and bitched at each other. Well, show me the good parts.
Everybody who watches tv realityshit needs to be drowned in a tub of frog fallopian tubes.
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Do you want a banana?
No i don't wanna
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 10:22am.
when i wrote that, i felt like i was the gay version of ryan lochte..
Man i gotta tell you, back in the old days, the chippendales brochure was like basically a gay teen's answer to a straight teen's victorian secret catalogue.
back in the day before the internet, guyswithiphones, tumblr, youporn, getting a chippendale brochure in the mail box and then hiding it, and using in the bathroom (if i aint being too subtle) that was material back then.
these days, you are spoilt for choice when it comes to material.
anyway..omg chippendales!! thats where JEff from 98 degrees is now, after nich lachey left the group to drink jessica simpson's tittay milk, the band broke up and jeff became a stripper. sorta like pretty woman in reverse.
LOL, loopywhorilla
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Dammit MK, you must have a stomach of steel. I just started my Monday dry heaving.
all braun and no brains, YEAH!!! *sings xtina's hit song Come On Over*
"Jaymes" ::eyeroll:: why not Jaymzz.. it's a lot jazzier.
I'm not getting sucked into this show this season. I only watched it last time to watch BRachel kill each other.
I've only watched this show a few times and it irritated the crap out of me... reminded me of any time I spent more than 15 minutes in the car with my first wife.... Do you know way-err yer goin, JACK? Weren't you s'posed to turn back they-err, JACK? Why you drivin' so fi-yast, JACK? fuckin shut up, shit.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
I hate the eating challenges!! *blurgh* & they called this dessert.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
The last picture makes me think I clicked the wrong button on pornhub.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012