Hot Slut Of The Day!
When you go on Guys with iPhones, you know you're going to get a whole lot of man nipples, several servings of ass and sometimes fully visible peen. What you don't think you're going to get is a non-stop fashion show extravaganza from a retail twink slut who is turning the site into his own personal lookbook. Dlisted reader Brian directed my attention to a Hot Slut with iPhone who uploads a new picture of him in a different ensemble almost every single day and it's making some of the dudes roll their eyes and scream for him to show a peek of a peen or take his ass to the local Barbizon where shit like this is embraced.
Dude obviously works in a clothing store, because he usually poses in a dressing room area in outfits that'll make both Ellen DeGeneres and Justin Bieber rip each other's hair out to get their hands on. The hate he is getting for this is hilarious and I love all of it. Because nothing makes an outfit some shade. Work it, queen.
And I didn't even know skinny chinos came in that many colors.
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just your typical Fagatron look fagbots are trending so hard there looks is over buy the time the get to destination
So basically this bitch alternates between one-and-a-half "pot-bellied slim fit" looks, swapping out colors every day, and I'm supposed to be impressed? Well no, I am not impressed.
Also, I hate it when dudes hold their bag that way. It's just as bad as that failed attempt to make "guys rocking clutches" a thing.
And what is that dirty looking floor/wall in the background of the non-dressing room?
I like this guy....his sandals, not so much.
I just scroll past this annoying faggot every time I see him now! If everyone did the same and didn't comment, maybe this attention-seeking whore would just go away!!!
Bitch knows how to accessorize.
She is on fiyaaaaah with all her outfits. Girls like her crack me up, especially in WeHO.
Is he perpetually going to an 80's themed lounge party at the beach in early spring("It's a bit chilly I better bring my coat")?
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Nononono sandals! And the too small jackets, hate that look too.
He's cute but the shoes are meh. Doesn't he know they're used to seeing more skin on that site? Twink is overdressed but no hate. ;p
"Powered by a love for hot men who appreciate the finer gadgets in life. © 2012" - hahaha
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I've never had a buddy who wore shoes that showed his toes unless we were going to the water or walking around the house.
Or unless he liked dicks.
Oh he he's modeling the cunty Jerome Dreyfuss bag I've been um..cuntingalotfor
❝ Success is like being pregnant, everyone congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were fu**ed. ❞
WTF is all these guys all of a sudden now wearing jacket two sizes too small?
It's like everywhere, and they all look like the kid forced to wear his bought-two-summers-ago jacket to Church every Sunday.
Cute outfits! I likes... It's nice to see a bit of non-nakedness once in a while.
I shouldnt have clicked
My boss knows I'm a pig but she'll wonder about me once she checks my history
My balls hurt from looking at that rope situation
All I see is someone who plays it very middle-of- the-road fashion wise. He has found a look and it only varies in color. He's a boring dresser so why he's taking so many pictures of himself is a mystery.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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anyway on topic, *shakes head* overdoing the color blocking. if you look like a walking neopolitan ice cream stick, then no.
i mean, im so gay i can tell you the flavour of a popsicle just by sitting on it, but even i wouldn't wear those outfits. i prefer to look more gentlemen than neopolitan ice cream
*raises jane austen pinky finger while sipping tea*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 12:32pm.
girlswithiphones aka respectablegirlwithduckfaceandtitsoutNOi'mnotawhore.com
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lol you are way too picky.
*clutches eyes, bumps into walls running down the hallway*
OMG! OMG! OMG! I just clicked on the site to view his pictures and and and and there was a scowling guy with a thing wrapped around his THINGY!!! GAH! Do.Not.Want!!
Submitted by Virgin Queen :
Jack, I'm in a little town that's soooo gay even the STRAIGHT young hipsters look gay. The gaggle of guys I'm friends with think a fun night is going through my closet, deciding what I need to throw away and then we go to Tango lessons.
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I wish I lived there! My gay friend moved away. I need a makeover and dance lessons :)
LOL @ Zorba :D
On topic, I think the guy is adorbs & harmless.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 12:32pm.
girlswithiphones aka respectablegirlwithduckfaceandtitsoutNOi'mnotawhore.com
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Jack u need to go and look at girlswithiphones lol
lmao loopy!! thank you, sir... but, evidently it makes our tight holes twitch for cock.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
FUCK, why didn't MK say the second link was NSFW?? I just clicked on it and saw some naked guy and I'm scared shitless the internet police at work will come down on me.
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Believe you can and you will.
So...is he gay or european? I see guys who dress similar to him daily who are straight (so they say, lol). I think he looks ok, nice even but I also live in the non-fashion capital of europe. ;P
* dying *
LOL:
Rex Africanus 2.0Siri-ously in love with GWiP (Level 5) Loyal Friend, Devastating Foe, Powerfucker, Art Collector, Writer, Dreamer, Shaman; order entirely depends on my mood...
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Last night he dreamt of being front row at all the shows at London Fashion Week. He was even seated, in the most lucid dream in long ages, on Dita von Teese's lap at the Burburry collection and was then seen blowing air-kisses with his very close friend, Anna Wintour, who screamed and shouted 'Darling!' on turning to find him there...
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I do the occasional drive by posting...
but i will always have the heart of being
a durty heauxbag that is an ass up hair flipper
with broken boot moves!!
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 12:04pm.
I like this, it is totally cunt. *tries to act hip, breaks hip in process*
LOL. I like how the Brits use "cunting" as an adjective.
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 12:04pm.
I like this, it is totally cunt. *tries to act hip, breaks hip in process*
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No shit DN! this is SO TOTALLY the UTERUS!!!
I recommend this here for vocab lessons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahneSxJYnHo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rky02SwnZs8&feature=fvwrel
Jacko lolllolol ;p Happy Friday doll!!
OT I think everyone on the site is annoyed with his taste in sandals. I know I am.
I like this, it is totally cunt. *tries to act hip, breaks hip in process*
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 11:06am.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!!!!
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
This bitch annoys me.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by DJKissyKrissy on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 11:05am.
Um, perhaps everyone on this site is over 40 and seriously out of it, but this look is cunt!
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That's the new phrase the kids are saying nowadays?
*adjust granny bifocals*
Well, then dare I say the blue ensemble is rather cuntilicious, whereas the orange shirt with black pants lacks a certain cuntesse. I do feel inspired to try on some super cunt chinos today.
most gays are so horrible to each other, i don't understand it...this guy is cool in my book, atleast he's got much bigger balls than those "str8 acting" macho dudes who sit behind their computer and trash everyone who doesn't make their precious little tight hole twitch for cock
Submitted by Virgin Queen on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 11:41am.
LOL @ Whamo!
*hands him a Werther's from my secret stash*
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:) :p
*stuff pockets with Werther's*
Yowzaz! I should have read the comments to learn the link is NSFW. I can only imagine what would be said if someone saw me looking at pics of hairy asses and balls. The shame! The horror! The talk!
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
LOL @ Whamo!
*hands him a Werther's from my secret stash*
Submitted by DJKissyKrissy on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 11:05am.
this look is cunt!
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That's the BALLS, seriously, totally TITS, I mean whistle Dixie an call me SPHINCTER!
*now git off a ma lawn*
I had no idea they made so many child-sized blazers, jackets and cardigans.
(And now I'm picturing a tiny child dressed like Tess from Working Girl, and a tiny little Mr. Rogers look-alike)
I love him. Especially how he does 2 versions of each look. Sunglasses on...sunglasses off! Purse high...purse low! He's like an innocent who doesn't get the joke when everyone else is talking dirty (except he really does get it and just doesn't care to participate). Repeat: love him!
His leg shape is awkward as hell. Chicken legs? Bowed legs? Both?
EvilShoe, I was trying to figure out the same thing. He has got some serious knock knees. Also, he looks like a crayola factory exploded on him.
But apparently that's cunt. Whatever that means. I'm gonna walk up to the nearest person I see smiling, walk up to them, and yell "CUNT" right in their face. That's cool, right? Someone tell me because I don't know.
Jacko, here is a welcome distraction. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Um, perhaps everyone on this site is over 40 and seriously out of it, but this look is cunt! And in the 2010s that's a good thing! He is giving me everything right now! Get into it!
Don't do it MK! Just leave this one up for a couple of hours! ;p
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
I'm loving the leopard print YSL Johnny Boy Boots!
Jack, I'm in a little town that's soooo gay even the STRAIGHT young hipsters look gay. The gaggle of guys I'm friends with think a fun night is going through my closet, deciding what I need to throw away and then we go to Tango lessons.
Thank goodness there are lots of young redneck ex-military types in the surrounding countryside.
MK, new post, I'm begging you.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
He looks like a stick figure.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Submitted by Virgin Queen on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 10:33am.
Jack's right... except when I clicked through, the ad was a guy with chains through his nipple rings and what looked like blue duct tape wrapped around his balls...
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THANK YOU!!!! (I think)
Oh, you said "iPhone dude looks like most of the scrawny young NY hipsters (both gay and STRAIGHT)"
Perchance, did you mean (both gay and gayer)?
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers