Open Post: Hosted By Kat And Mau5
If a tattooed Greta Gremlin went to a Halloween party dressed as a business woman version of Elvira and met and fell in love with a tattooed Powder (who came to the party as tattooed Powder), this is what it would look like. Here's Kat Von D and Canadian DJ Deadmau5 (who your eyes might not recognize since a costume mouse head is usually covering his mug) holding hands while strolling around Beverly Hills yesterday. Kat Von D used to bump tattooed genitals with a dude who had to wear a giant Nazi hat to get off and now she's humping on a dude who I'm guessing has to wear a giant mouse head to get off. Bitch has a fetish. What I'm getting at is that if Cap'n Crunch has ever tickled his crunch berries to Kat Von D's picture, then he should just sit tight and be patient, because his wet dream can come true as soon as she's done with Mouse Head.
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Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 2:15am.
Flawsmosis, there is a man at my local grocery store, an employee who works the back stock who dresses like an 18 year old, complete with the flat brim cap tilted to the side, black socks raised mid calf with nikes on, and this man looks to be early 60s. I reason either he's had a head injury or prison.
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I find it makes people look even older when they obviously dress young, because they're over-reaching or something haha.
I am sooooo beyond annoyed by the 5. Why the 5? Why not, deadmaus or deadmouse? I just can't with the 5. And what does "maus" mean anyway?
but I couldn't help noticing that this post has 200 and something comments.. I guess this is royalty news American style :D
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
This won't last long at all - Joel likes his women underage.
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"I've got a strong stomach and no standards to speak of" - MK 2/5/11
It isn't fall here yet, its almost 11 pm and my dam air-conditioner is still running.
I hate winter, but I do love me some Fall! and spring. I'd love for it to be early fall and late spring all year round.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Flawsmosis, there is a man at my local grocery store, an employee who works the back stock who dresses like an 18 year old, complete with the flat brim cap tilted to the side, black socks raised mid calf with nikes on, and this man looks to be early 60s. I reason either he's had a head injury or prison.
Where do you hail from, uncle brain fart? Twas 92 where I'm at as well. You must be from the southwest.
Its always unflattering when people who outgrow dressing like a teenager refuse to do so.
THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone -- the kind words are so so much appreciated *weeps* [yes, the bitch weeps]
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allow me to nominate for your "best things of fall" consideration hot mulled wine and fondue
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
kat was pretty before she fucked up her face. i still dont understand why normally pretty chicks do that to themselves.
team fall. ive been burning my fall candles for a few weeks now. taking out all the decorations this weekend. dying for sitting at a bonfire drinking hot apple cider and looking at the stars.
wool sweater, plaid skirt, wellies and my dads old burberry field coat. yup gonna wear that this weekend.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Lucifer, I consider myself a scarf guru but I confess, I have no idea what a Mongolian scarf is! I googled it and I want to get one right now. Those things look awesomely furry.
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WALKING DEAD Season 3 premiere: October 14, 2012
Bacony, oh yes, saw this too... "Meat loaf, hearty beef stew, chili, mashed tateys and roasted chicken..." - *hunger pangs* you are dangerous, lol nomnom
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@Withy
LOL. You don't wanna see me organize anything. Unless it's coupinz!
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Fall is absolutely my fave season. Love everything about it...the fashions, the food, nature's colours.... ahhhhhhhh
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Lucy♥, ♪"... these simple things remind me of you..."♪
@Bacony, excellent cooks and chefs but YOU ORGANIZE the menu! K? ;p
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 7:51pm.
I seriously almost deleted my acct, but decided I was not letting one or two people run me off. The easiest way is to ignore and realize it doesn't matter in the end
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I am new here but why would someone who has been here for a long time want to delete their account? I don't get it.
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Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine.............Elvis Presley
You've got yourself some talented cooks in here, MK. We'd feed your soul and belly with deliciousness. *wiggles brows*
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@MK
YOU NEED TO ORGANIZE A DLISTED POTLUCK PARTY!
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@Lucy
Oh yes! Especially the men in single breasted coats. No cashmere for me, though. I spill on EVERYTHING and it wouldn't last 10 minutes.
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BACONY, YOU ARE MAKING ME MORE HUNGRY!!!!
"squash stuffed with brown sugar or real maple syrup and butter"
"Sweet potatoes with butter blended with maple syrup and pumpkin pie spices."
@Betseyfan2, YESSSSSSSS!
*drools*
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@SANS
I have not doubt that I will! :D
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 10:18pm.
Soup weather, fuzzy jammies, flannel sheets and down comforters.
I see your fuzzy jammies and raise you:
Tightly belted cashmere coats and Mongolian scarves, heeled boots, early nights, red lipstick and pale flushed cheeks, men in smart single-breasted coats, black and grey with a single pop of colour, fat people fully covered up at last, Ceilidhs, Christmas nights out, HOGMANAY IN EDINBURGH.
Bacon - Southern Tier is generally pretty solid. I used to live in Upstate NY and that's really big up there. enjoy!
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WALKING DEAD Season 3 premiere: October 14, 2012
*licks screen*
Meat loaf, hearty beef stew, chili, mashed tateys and roasted chicken...
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PUMPKIN PIE WITH FRESH WHIPPED CREAM *faints*
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Sweet potatoes with butter blended with maple syrup and pumpkin pie spices.
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@Withy
LOVE pumpkin pie! I tried that flavor at Starbucks a few days ago-the cold blended kind. Not teh best, but then, not really a Starbucks hoor.
@SANS
Mucho gracias! I've got it scribbled down. Called the beer store after you mentioned it. The gal there recommended Southern Tier (sp?) I guess it comes in a single large bottle-enough for about to glasses.
God, I'm getting hungry, too. Baked acorn squash stuffed with brown sugar or real maple syrup and butter. Or spicy sausage. *makes grocery run list with a smile on my face*
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@Sans, never heard of it. Suppose you could make beer from almost anything, though!
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BaconSlut, try Dogfish Head Punkin Ale. It's the best!
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WALKING DEAD Season 3 premiere: October 14, 2012
Bacon, Sans, don't know about pumpkin beer, but yes to PUMPKIN PIE and apple cider! hahaha
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Fall is ok, but Spring is my favorite. Fall around these parts is pretty boring. Not enough trees to get the nice colorful visuals, and not cold enough to call it fall anyway. We are still at 92 degrees here. Which sadly enough feels cold to me after that fucking summer we had.
@SANS
There is pumpkin beer? I'm going to have to look for that! Do you have a favorite brand?
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They both need to be wearing entire mouse costumes so we don't have to look at them. Yikes! There really is such a thing as too many tattoos...
Team Fall. After the horrible summer where I live....brutally hot, a week long power outage, and no taking time off from my new jerb, I have never been so happy to see the leaves change in my life. I'm going all out this year....carving pumpkins, making apple pies, drinking pumpkin beer, and doing all sorts of fall-y things because I LOVE FALL, BITCHES!!!!!
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WALKING DEAD Season 3 premiere: October 14, 2012
@SQ
What Within said!
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Did anyhooker manage to catch Matthew Perry's new show and the one that followed about the two ghey men that are planning to adopt? Any good? I only managed to catch a few minutes of each one.
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Bacony, you're making me hungry, mmm mmm! lol
@SandwichQueen, hope you're feeling better!
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@Withy
And local apples! *runs to the kitchen for first round of Honeycrips* With peanut butter!
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Night Evil_C, and yes very happy for the fall! ;p
@Bacony, olol and Halloween!
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That's Deadmau5!? Ugh, all his songs sound the same; it's got the same beat.
Have a nice one, Evil!
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*sits with the horz loving this time of year* Soup weather, fuzzy jammies, flannel sheets and down comforters.
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Night, Evil!!
Submitted by SandwichQueen on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 9:58pm.
You doin' okay? I saw in another thread you had the sads. I hope you are feeling better!
I have company, so I must be polite and pay attention to him.
Have a good night everyone. Sleep well!
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 9:50pm.
Rasc, I won't.You are sweet to care! It just got to be too much last weekend and I hated the fact that I engaged in the nonsense, which disrupted the OP.
There are far too many good people here that I like, so why let one or two have their way and run me off.
Anyway, is everyone as happy for fall as I am. I LOVE this time of year!
Eep! Cyndi Lauper and Susan Sarandan on Joy Behar's new show on Current. Fabulous (though Sarandan does give me douchey vibes).
Foxxy , good vibes your way!! I hope everything works out in your favor.
Clearly I'm still a dlisted derp since everyone is here and not making fun of that baseball player moron...
Foxxy Brown/ 7:25pm.
*sending you good thoughts foxxy*
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Yes, I have become accustomed to a daily dose of snarky baked goods.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012