Everybody Really Does Hate Chris Brown
At one of the HMVs in London, a Chris Brown hater threw yards of shade at him by throwing a warning label on his album "Fortune." The warning label should've read "WARNING: This shit music will make you feel like you've been punched in the ear drums," but instead it tells customers to not support a lady beater by buying his CD. Gigwise (via ONTD) thinks a group of anti-domestic violence activists came up with this pricelessness and also slapped these stickers on other Fist Brown albums at other HMVs around London. Fist Brown hasn't responded to this, but when he does, I'm sure it'll look something like this: ARRRRGHHHARGGGGGHHHHHARRRRRGHHH!
I'm all for this, because I'm all for warning labels being on everything. We don't have enough warning labels in this world. This same label should be on every Sean Penn movie and ever DVD with Charlie Sheen in it. There should also be a label on every Ke$hit CD warning you that listening to that mess will make you want to cut your ears off with a dull kitchen knife. There should be a label on every True Blood DVD warning you that looking at a shirtless ASkars might force you to run to the nearest Ikea to hump on a plate of Swedish meatballs. There should be a label on this site warning you that if you read at least one post, brain cells will trickle out of your nose and you'll suddenly have an unnatural craving for dick cheese. Warning labels on everything!
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hope this catches on in every city - that douchebag doesn't deserve a career
Wow some people still think what he did to Rihanna is justified? Or men beating women is justified? Like "Cuppy" said unless a woman has a frigging knife or gun to your throat or head there's NO excuse for it!
Anyway speaking of soda's and domestic violence, my older brother and I used to fight like cats and dogs. One time he was hiding in his room behind his door laughing at me as I tried to get to him(he usually tried to restrain himself and just walk away) and I was so mad that I couldn't get to him that I got a can of soda and flung that shit at his head peaking out from behind the door and stung his ass with it. Needless to say he was pissed. Thinking back we fought a ton, does my brother qualify as a woman beater though? I don't think so-mainly because he never really BEAT ME senseless and bloodied like this piece of shit did and it was more or less just siblings squabbling.
Bwahahahahahaha! Serves that douche bag right.
@liverwurst - it's got nothing to do with forgiveness. The public isn't in a position to forgive him anyway (that's for the victim to decide to forgive or not) - he didn't commit a crime against the public. It's a statement to not financially support a certain type of person on moral grounds.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:08pm.
Correction: they should be forgiven,
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Not trying to be a bitch here, but........
Maybe that is how you feel, but I don't. It's my opinion, therefore, no corrections are needed.
That's funny as hell. Good for them.
Submitted by GoreyCorey on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:55pm.
"Who cares if he beat A woman, Everyone needs a slap to the chops every now and then.
Besides, hasn`t anyone every heard of equality? It means more then equal paychecks and rights."
Hope yours come tonight then dumb fuck. Being equal and all.
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:27am.
Stupid me went back to him. *hangs head in shame*
Then he did it again.
After that, I filed a TRO against him, moved away and had all my leases, bills, mail, etc. put in my mothers name so he couldn't find me.
Months later,I heard he was in jail for Drugs and resisting. Went to visit him to see if he had finally "got it". Everything was going good. He said he'd changed, was studying for GED and in a 12 step program.
*drum roll*
Then the shit for brains said he was out for good, BUT he had one last "Big" deal he had to make once he got out. I got up, left and never looked back.
He could be dead for all I know. Not my fucking problem anymore.
**Funny side note**
You're only allowed one visitor a day. As I was leaving, I say Ms Bimbo trying to sign in to visit him. Laughing, I put the top down on my car, flipped her the bird, and yelled out "Fuck You, He's all Yours" as I drove away.
Edit: for stupid brain fuck grammer
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
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Submitted by LA me on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:05am. --
Heck no, defending yourself is the opposite. He was a wack-job who was lucky he didn't get his butt in jail for hitting you, stealing your property and probably skipping out on his hotel bill. Good thing he's your ex...
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My Ex-Fiance from hell stole my car and disappeared for 5 days. Finally found him holed up in a hotel with a bimbo and drugs. When he found out I was outside his door, he kicked the door down from the inside (Note to idiot Ex...there's what's called a doorknob...use it). He then proceeded to toss me into the walls and doors down the hall. I just happened to have an unopened can of soda in my hand. I reeled back and smacked that motherfucker in the face with it still in my hand. Soda and blood everywhere.
Long story short.....Fucker looked worse than I did before he ran off as I called the police!
Edit: Does this make me an abuser?
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:08pm.
Correction: they should be forgiven, but only when they've shown proper long-term penitence. Chris Brown hasn't any more than Mel Gibson, so I will keep hating them both, mkay?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
And I love whoever put those on the boxes. I'm sure everybody knows it, but it adds an extra level of shame-filled REAL whenever someone tries to buy them. That sticker will be glaring at them, reminding them who they're supporting.
Well done, sir/ma'am. Well done!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
The sticker plastered right over his dumb noggin is the best part! Lol
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:33pm.
Misogyny does not refer to social oppression. It refers to hating women or having contempt for women. Check the word definitions.
Therefore, misandry exists. And many of your posts are brilliant examples of both misogyny AND misandry, since you hate men and see women as pathetic spineless puppets (which sure seems like contempt.
You simply don't want to admit that yes, misandry exists. If you did, you might have to face the possibility of EQUALITY in any areas of life. I feel sorry for you, seeing the entire world entirely as your women's studies professor commands you to.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
i am in total love with the person that did this, male or female. i love you. as you can tell by my siggie, i am certainly no chris brown fan. he makes me physically ill. just like the "you don't know what happened" people that idolize him. physically ILL.
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To whoever did this: Me love you long time!
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
*quietly slinks over to bookshelf to pull out & sniff old poetry books*
See, this is why I always read the comments, whether or not I ever comment myself- I get such great ideas from you guys! Getting high off old books is something completely new to ME.
Good. And yes, we should do this with all abusers and their products! And whoever said " faith in humanity +1 " is correct. I'be been getting so frustrated with this butthole.
I applaud whoever did this.
Still, I'm quite disgusted that this useless sexist ballbag is being promoted at all. It means that, at some point, someone at HMV decided to push his new record, like his history of violence against women is no big deal.
I mean they did push Paris Hilton's CD when she tried to launch her 'music' career, which is super lame, but that's another level of fucked up.
I just hope this is going to be a flop big enough to make Fist Brown all butt hurt.
Ironically, Migraine and Chris Brown are very much alike in their constant whining about perceived persecution/oppression, which is of course the cause of any and all problems in their lives, because we can't have personal responsibility around here. That's crazy talk.
I'm philosophical and shit when I drink.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:28pm.
Submitted by ewe on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:55pm.
According to Stephen Fry (who is my GOD) you can get high from smelling the fungus in old books, so sniff away.
Years ago I watched a documentary which speculated and concluded that the Salem Witch Trials were the final result of a fungus-infestation of crops. Basically these bitches bringing in the crops were getting high off hallucinogenic fungus and seeing all this whacked out shit that made people think they were witches.
And I love Stephen Fry.
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I never heard of this - fascinating. I wonder if any decent books or articles have been written on this? I must research it!
Who cares if he beat A woman, Everyone needs a slap to the chops every now and then.
Besides, hasn`t anyone every heard of equality? It means more then equal paychecks and rights.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:33pm.
You are in the wrong forum, Mistress. Try Jezebel - birds of a feather.
I feel you twist things to fit into your black and white warped logic about men. Clearly, you have little experience with positive male role models in your life. How sad for you.
Lucy♥, I L-O-V-E STEPHEN FRY TOO! He is a fascinating man, olol ☺
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Migraineuse, Misandry/Misogyny are BOTH tragic!
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:31pm.
This Chris Brown thing reminded me of what went on around here with people (mostly clubs and gigs) sticking up flyers on walls in the city illegally.
The Council figured warnings and threats to fine weren't doing shit, so instead they sent people round to stick CANCELLED stickers over all the flyers which had been put up illegally. Solved the problem.
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A fiendishly clever solution. *scribbles in notebook*
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:23pm.
Oh and Misandry is just as unfair as Misogyny, both are disgusting!
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Misandry would be tragic, if it were actually possible for men to suffer systematic abuse and deprivation of resources in a world in which they own and control everything.
It's possible for a woman to hit a man, it's possible for a woman to hate a man, but it's not possible for a woman to oppress a man. Oppression is systematic. Women don't control the system. Men do.
"Misandry" was cooked up by "men's rights activists" who have hijacked the language of social justice to defend their privilege from people who want actual social justice.
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
This Chris Brown thing reminded me of what went on around here with people (mostly clubs and gigs) sticking up flyers on walls in the city illegally.
The Council figured warnings and threats to fine weren't doing shit, so instead they sent people round to stick CANCELLED stickers over all the flyers which had been put up illegally. Solved the problem.
Submitted by ewe on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:55pm.
According to Stephen Fry (who is my GOD) you can get high from smelling the fungus in old books, so sniff away.
Years ago I watched a documentary which speculated and concluded that the Salem Witch Trials were the final result of a fungus-infestation of crops. Basically these bitches bringing in the crops were getting high off hallucinogenic fungus and seeing all this whacked out shit that made people think they were witches.
And I love Stephen Fry.
Those warning labels are HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FIST BROWN SUCKS!
"WARNING: This shit music will make you feel like you've been punched in the ear drums," - that would work too MK!
Oh and Misandry is just as unfair as Misogyny, both are disgusting!
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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:05pm.
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SANS FARDS, what can you expect from Migraineuse who just said on Kate Middleton thread that "females are subhuman buckets for male incontinence". O_o
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"subhuman buckets for male incontinence".....sounds like some scat porn, or something equally disgusting.
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:40pm.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:34pm.
Very few things smell better than a book which has paper printed before they all went acid-free.
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I had an English prof who smelled and then passed around a book of Shakespearean sonnets and told us to "inhale deeply" the musky scent of the paper.
I swear he almost jizzed in his pants smelling that book
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LOLOL hilarious! I had a few prof's who were like that :P
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:48pm.
Migraineuse, I'm sure Marissa Mayer, Angela Merkel, Hillary Clinton, Maya Angelou, Condi Rice, Justices Ginsburg, Sotomayor and Kagan, and all of the tens of thousands of female Ph.Ds, doctors, lawyers, heads of state, CEOs, CFOs, COOs, and business owners would take issue with your insinuation that they aren't any more intelligent than children.
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SANS FARDS, what can you expect from Migraineuse who just said on Kate Middleton thread that "females are subhuman buckets for male incontinence". O_o
According to Stephen Fry (who is my GOD) you can get high from smelling the fungus in old books, so sniff away.
Brilliant - love it.
Now how about putting labels on anything the Kunty-trash-whores produce?
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DD, I had an English prof who did the same thing with one of his ancient books! Hmmmmm maybe it was the same wierdo.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
DD, I swear he almost jizzed in his pants smelling that book
LOL!!!!
Migraineuse, I'm sure Marissa Mayer, Angela Merkel, Hillary Clinton, Maya Angelou, Condi Rice, Justices Ginsburg, Sotomayor and Kagan, and all of the tens of thousands of female Ph.Ds, doctors, lawyers, heads of state, CEOs, CFOs, COOs, and business owners would take issue with your insinuation that they aren't any more intelligent than children.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:37pm.
I forgot (and probably will again:) that you were a librarian! When I was a kid, I had a library in the closet, with ruled notecards in the back in these pocket sleeves I made.
My cousins had to check them out and bring them back on time or else they had to pay:)
I do most of my reading at home but I know what you mean about the heavy books.
Sorry, off topic.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:40pm.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:34pm.
Very few things smell better than a book which has paper printed before they all went acid-free.
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I had an English prof who smelled and then passed around a book of Shakespearean sonnets and told us to "inhale deeply" the musky scent of the paper.
I swear he almost jizzed in his pants smelling that book
Dick cheese and Swedish meatballs...What a culinary delight..
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the issue is there are a lot of problematic artists out there that need this crap plastered on their cds/films/books etc(like the aforementioned sheen/peen). so lets get started on them too! i totally love this idea!
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:42pm.
Dog, I love that smell!!
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So do I. Such a wonderful musty, OLD smell.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:36pm.
"I don't necessarily think that adults who beat children are worse than children who beat adults. It's a matter of strength, imo."
This has got to be the WORST comparison anyone has ever made anywhere at any point in the history of time and comparisons.
Dog, I love that smell!!
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:34pm.
I've thought of a kindle but boy, I love holding a real book.
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I bought an e-reader earlier this year because a friend was releasing a book only electronically, and I have to say that I do love it. Because I live in Sweden and the library doesn't have all the English books I want to read, I find that downloading them from manybooks.net and reading on my e-reader is a good thing when I'm travelling. I still prefer books, but it's a good alternative.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:34pm.
Very few things smell better than a book which has paper printed before they all went acid-free.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:36pm.
Submitted by ewe on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:30pm.
I don't necessarily think that men who beat women are worse than women who beat men, it's a matter of strength, imo.
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"I don't necessarily think that adults who beat children are worse than children who beat adults. It's a matter of strength, imo."
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I am in no way condoning violence against women (or against anyone, really) but did you REALLY just compare women to children? That analogy is beyond insulting and completely baffling from a so-called feminist.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:33pm.
Don't be fucking cute.
But that's like telling the oceans to stop making waves. ;)
Werd.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:36pm.
Submitted by ewe on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:30pm.
I don't necessarily think that men who beat women are worse than women who beat men, it's a matter of strength, imo.
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"I don't necessarily think that adults who beat children are worse than children who beat adults. It's a matter of strength, imo."
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Shouldn't you be ranting about how women are powerless victims rather than trying to be funny?