Night Crumbs

September 11, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

How many people do you think went up to Winona Ryder at this TIFF event and were like, “Please ask me, ‘Did you suck his cock?‘ ” It’s really better than getting her to autograph a picture in Veronica’s name – Celebitchy

Angie Jolie’s holy eyebrow situation will save the refugees – Lainey Gossip

Hayden Pantyairs looking like Roxie Hart in a troll production of Chicago – Hollywood Tuna

That baby goat deserves a full spread in Allure more than Blake NotSoLively does – Drunken Stepfather

Nick Gruber is like the Kendra of bis. He’s trying to make a whole career out of sexing on an old dude for two seconds – Towleroad

The permanently pregnant Camila Alves is still pregnant – Popoholic

Duchess Kate wore a pretty dress and shook some hands in Singapore today, so basically she did what she does every day but did it around a bunch of Asian people instead – Popsugar

Zac Efron is okay with the rumors that he replaces his lip gloss with a hard peen sometimes – ICYDK

Emma Watson’s silicone nipple shield will not be ignored – The Superficial

And we all want to punch Billy Ray Cyrus for giving us Miley – Hollywood Rag

How the molten block of ice in Pimp Mama Kris’ chest came to be – OMG Blog

Jambi the Genie wore it better – Just Jared

In other words, Blake Lively wants you to know that she’s always doing it bareback-style with the Green Lantern – IDLYITW

The main reason why I just screamed “Kiss him on the mouth!” 20-something times – The Berry

Shaq really hasn’t been the same since he dropped Hoopz – Crunk + Disorderly

The Dawg hasn’t been sent to the pound after all – I’m Not Obsessed

I woke up today hoping for pictures of Bubba Sparkxxx in a two piece, but I guess I’ll take Jordin Sparks in a two piece instead – Cityrag

Proof that Today’s executive producer is Lucifer – SOW

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