Hot Slut Of The Day!
Lorna Bliss, stripper, Brit Brit impersonator, purveyor of elegance and the delicate rose petal who stripped off her clothes and whatever is left of her dignity on Britain's The X-Factor over the weekend.
Lorna Bliss, who has already scooted pure sophistication all over the Britain's Got Talent stage before, said that she wants to save the world through fishnet and that she just wants to be famous and doesn't care what she's famous for. (That last part is pretty much what the Kardashian Pledge of Fame Whore Allegiance reads like.) 33-year-old Lora then put two extra Xes in X-Factor by humping the floor and making Gary Barlow run for the nearest church to dip his piping hot genitals in a bowl of holy water, because he knows he can't take all of Lorna Doone's (typo and it stays) heat.
Daddy Spears can finally drop Our Lady of Cheetos' puppet strings and let her retire, because Our Lady of Tesco Cheese Balls here is ready to take her place and do it better than Brit Brit ever could. Unlike Brit Brit, Lorna Bliss sings (for lack of a better word) live and moves like a seal in heat trying to scratch its own anus on the ground. Get some this:
Will somebody tell Nicole Shitsinger to close her mouth. We already know how she got that job. She doesn't need to remind us.
via Daily Mail
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That was worth waiting for. WHen everyone is bundled up in winter coats and she walks through in fishnet, you wonder how she can stand it. Who is "Gary Barlow"?
the shock reaction from the audience about her age made me totally depressed about turning 30 in a few months :(
Submitted by Smooth on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 10:57am.
Mean of you to say that about Nicole - she is deeply in love with the gorgeous Lewis Hamilton. And she can sing - see this video for proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmdoDcNBt0E&list=PL08BA22146C24C3EF&index...
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I sort of agree, Nicole has kinda gotten a bad rap. She is a far better singer and dancer than people like Britney or Rhianna or Demi Lavato yet success just always alludes her.
Who the hell are those 4 strangers sitting the judges chairs? That old man judge nearly had a coronary when she gave him a face full of love muffin.
@ Loopy
*whispers*
Please don't sully Eric with this trick.
/hugs ;-)
I love the attention this chick gets. hahaha Is it that she looks like Brit Brit or because of the outfit? You'd think the bikini was see-through by the reactions! *people are fainting!* ollolll Well done Lorna the entertainer! ;p
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and then she asks me, do i look alright?
i said my darling, you look wonderful tonight.
The fact that MK references Brit shit like Tesco on a US blog is what makes me love him!
That is one ill fitting thong.
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Joan of Arc, Susan B Anthony, Jane Addams, Sojourner Truth, Isadora Duncan, Eleanor Roosevelt, Marie Curie, Queen Victoria, Indhira Ghandi, MotherTeresa.....they would all be so proud that all they fought for and sacrificed for the good of women is being represented in such a refined way.
I'm watching this on a computer with no sound and when she got to the table and put her minge in the judge's face I said "Later. This must have sound."
Mean of you to say that about Nicole - she is deeply in love with the gorgeous Lewis Hamilton. And she can sing - see this video for proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmdoDcNBt0E&list=PL08BA22146C24C3EF&index...
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 10:08am.
I hope that the creators of shitshows like this have a special place in Hell
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Along with every other singing show! Don't even get me started or I'll snap, lol!
@Juniperjump on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 10:06am.
Hear,Hear! Madness.
She seemed like a nice person, which makes all the shade unnecessary. And I don't think if you're a Pussycat Doll who sang a song about just being famous to be famous that you're in any position to talk.
She is so much better than that Nicole chick.
BTW: I've never seen her on Italian TV though
if this thing shaves her head and attacks a camera perhaps she can claim brit brit status...true fame only happen if ray-j pees on you or if kanye snatches a mic away from your lips...
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Thamar: Jinx! (We said the same thing at the same time.)
I believe confidence comes from competence, not constant praise.
Kids love having an adult take them by the hand and say "Come on I'm going to show you how to... scramble your own egg/change a flat tire/make this coin disappear/address an envelope properly" When a kid learns how to do something, you can actually see the confidence.
Like you said, they KNOW.
MK Why aren't you talking about this?
NEWS/Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Get Married in Secret Ceremony!
http://www.eonline.com/news/344448/ryan-reynolds-and-blake-lively-get-ma...
I hope that the creators of shitshows like this have a special place in Hell reserved for them. Thanks for lowering our taste level even more.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Wow.. Now that exemplifies why I don't watch these shows. It's such a hypocritical shitfest. That woman did nothing different than any of those other female 'singers' do in every other video... Particularly Nicole in PCD. But I guess the lie here is that she needs to pretend to something else first. Yeah..because Britney was always so about being a 'musician'. And what's with the derisive gasps when she told then she was 33? Her body rocks.
I guess she doesn't know the difference between being famous and infamous. Not that I think she cares.
Also, why did they kick Kelly and put on Nicole Scherzminger?
blond with little self respect?? *spits in hand*
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Yikes.
THIS is what we get when we tell our children they can be whatever they want to be.
And she's 33, really?
I can't say any more bad things about her. I could, but she seems like a nice enough person and the whole world is already laughing at her.
Many young people see fame as a goal in itself. Just ask any high school teacher. They do not care how or what for. Self esteem boosting has backfied. At one awards ceremony they had an Unsung Hero Award, I guess given to an Oxymoron!
Stop telling kids they are great all the time. They know they are great already. Humility is in short supply. Teach them that.
Well. Let's just give her marks for confidence and effort, shall we?
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 9:19am.
Having said that...I would hit it no problem...
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Jack? Is that you?
Off-topic sorry but Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got married? WTF?
lmao eeewwww she was putting her pussaay and ass all over their faces, i have to give it to her, the girl has guts!
And she still sings better than Brit-Brit.
At first glance she actually looks like Britney - the pose in the first photo is just so totally Britney, britney's thinner though - and yes, less trashy.
She was on Snog Marry Avoid on season 4!
Snog Marry Avoid is a gateway show. Chloe 'Mafia' was on there too, and she went on to the X Factor and got her 15 mins of tabloid shame.
*vomit*
Her front looks kinda nice and cute but her butt isn't really the best.
Having said that...I would hit it no problem, but I think that little neon patch might be a little too big though.