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"european countries are just way more oldschool about pushing out babies"

I always thought they just had different options over there, i.e. nitrous oxide. I also thought epidurals were really fairly common.

Sarah Smile

1. That Djokovic thing. What a class act. And is it dusty in here? I have something in my eye (sniff, sniff).

2. I am so happy not to be alone in thinking Cameron D. looks fantastic. I really don't think she starves herself or anything like that, either. I think it's her build and the fact that she really loves exercising.

3. As to Blossom, I didn't interpret her statement to judge anybody for taking such medication. That said, I had epidurals early on for my last two kids (got one for my first, but that labor was terrible) and sat and read through my labor. Some want to feel everything, others prefer to take advantage of the last free time they'll have in years. To each her own!

Sarah Smile

Submitted by eseattle on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 1:59am.
Gladyslove - have you given birth? If so, you will have a very strong opinion on all the bullshit that cunty fuck is spewing. Her "let your kid suck on your tits until it is obscene and no drugs during childbirth" opinions are VERY polarizing and controversial. For many of us who could not breastfeed and had to have major surgery to have our kids (c-section) hearing this shit is like listening to someone tell you you are less of a mother and don't love your kids. So yes, I fucking despise her and her rhetoric of hate. She is an ugly cunt who should not have been allowed to breed anyways. Ugly, stupid and ignorant are bad qualities to pass on to kids.

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Hey Seattle:

Yes, had two C-sections for both of my daughters and then a couple of major surgeries after that. They used a morphine pump for pain control for which I was thankful.
We have a lot of hippie-type, earth mommas where I come from, so I am used to the au natural philosophy. It can be annoying.
I think that Mayim is trying to be a good mother, so I can't fault her for that. You shouldn't let her words make you feel like less of a mother or woman because you and millions of other moms had to go another path to have and raise our children.

It's not what I would do but I admire Mayim for going pain med free after her accident.

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Sleep well, Veryoldbat. Hope I didn't give you a nightmare;)

Night night Veryoldbat! ;p

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OK Slores.. Be have... Xo B

Winnie no more clown DRs with access to needles.. Shaved head and lipstick... What an image... LOL

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

Thanks Daniee! I'll let them know when they hit their teens and start smartin' off.

Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 1:17am.
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Daniee, if the meds hit you very hard or have bad side effects, it is best to stay away from them, but barring that, I still can't understand when there is a lot of pain to willingly say I won't take any ever! That's awfully hard to do. ;)

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Oh, you poor thing Winni. : ( Your kids probably have no idea what it took of you to bring them in the world. : )

Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 1:34am.
ohh fuck yeh, id hump on Novak (nole) djokovic....
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HAHAHAH Loopy, yes you could deuce Novak's juice... AFTER ME bro! ;)

*Wack wack wack... wack wack wack... WACK WACK WACK goes his racket on your bum!* hehhehehe

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Gladyslove - have you given birth? If so, you will have a very strong opinion on all the bullshit that cunty fuck is spewing. Her "let your kid suck on your tits until it is obscene and no drugs during childbirth" opinions are VERY polarizing and controversial. For many of us who could not breastfeed and had to have major surgery to have our kids (c-section) hearing this shit is like listening to someone tell you you are less of a mother and don't love your kids. So yes, I fucking despise her and her rhetoric of hate. She is an ugly cunt who should not have been allowed to breed anyways. Ugly, stupid and ignorant are bad qualities to pass on to kids.

Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 1:41am.
Ha! Sounds like it, huh!

@ Daniee- I got pregnant again right away- before they could repair the damage and spent 6 months on bed rest. Fun times!:)

Where the hell were you.. Clown school birthing center?... Glad you and babe were all right... Ouch ouch ouch

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

VOB- not only was I left alone but when the doc came in( all pissed off )he had half a hair cut and pink lipstick smeared about.

ohh fuck yeh, id hump on Novak (nole) djokovic.

he'd be hung like a donkey kong. id play with his tennis balls, let him use his racquet on me and then we can get to deuce "juice" together.

Winni, dear....that sounds horrible horrible horrible!!! How did you recover?

Submitted by mike on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 10:18pm.
How did MK miss this? The teenage mom to be on Honey Boo Boo finally gave birth - to a kid with two thumbs on one hand.

http://www.people.com/people/tablet/article/0,,20625033,00.html?xid=rss-...

Still better than more than two chins.
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As MK would say- " Too Easy" I bet it looks like Sloth from The Goonies.

Hey Winnie! Thanks for the searing imagery... Ouch.. LOL. You are also not supposed to be left alone when you have an epidural... No one noticed you could get out of bed and walk? Jeebuzzz!!!

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 9:42pm.
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Hi everyone!
Blossom can piss off. My epidural didn't work at all because i was still able to get up and walk around. Didn't really think much of it until the Dr. sliced me to my bum and ripped me in two with the foreceps.

These birthin stories are scaring my vagina shut!

Re: pain meds. I do not tolerate them well at all either...not addictive or anything like that, but they all cause (except ibuprofen) my blood pressure to get very, very low. I have back and arm pain, but cannot take anything. The last time I took some t3's, I ended up passing out after I got off the train and just couldn't get up to get my ass home. So, the only time I can take them is when I know I will be home for the next 5 hours or so and not take a bath or anything like that.
I do self acupressure too. Don't laugh - shit works!

Novak is a cutie! Ditto Bar and Amber! And that Desmond Harrington guy looks sexy to me, WHY? HOW? ;)

That no pain med philosophy never made ANY sense to me. Pfffft!

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 9:42pm.

I had two kids without drugs and that second one was THE WORST PAIN i have ever experienced. After that one i damn near felt invincible. (i didnt have the kids without painmeds by choice, european countries are just way more oldschool about pushing out babies.)

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How old school? Like they won't give you meds because they feel it's bad for the baby?

I had my kid without drugs. NOT by choice. The doctor couldn't get the epidural right. He said my spine was too small (WTF?) It wasn't too long by that point but it was intense. I imagined horses trampling over my body. I lost consciousness a couple of times, and I'd wake up and see the doctor sitting between my legs, just waiting. But when I finally delivered the baby, yeah, I felt like She-Ra for a moment.

I had drugs when I birfed the Kizzelet. I had to, he had to come out in a hurry via c-sect. Fuck that labor shit, give me drugs, drugs, and more drugs. I still felt everything. Blossom can go suck a bag of dicks. I'll take her share. Dumb bitch.

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Submitted by eseattle on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 11:04pm.
Fuck that fucking cunt Blossom and her fucking stupid fucking opinions! Seriously, why cant she die from an infection in that hoof? Telling people you are shunning pain medication does not make you superior...it makes you a dumb fucking cunt.

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Good grief! Why such anger? It is just her opinion. Why get so upset? Some people can't tolerate pain meds, some people have to have them.

I'm the same way. I severely sprained my rotator cuff and all the percocet did was make me hallucinate. So I was in pain and seeing shadows coming at me.

I had Demerol with my first child and that just made me high and in pain. For my second, I used a tupperware bowl filled with hot water and a wash cloth. (My mother always said when I would get cramps (or other injuries) to wet a towel and put in the microwave to make a warm compress.) I was told after I had my daughter that using that was what made her labor so fast (It was 20 minutes.)

I just noticed that Dr. Blossom looks like the conjoined twins Abigail and Brittany...

Fuck that fucking cunt Blossom and her fucking stupid fucking opinions! Seriously, why cant she die from an infection in that hoof? Telling people you are shunning pain medication does not make you superior...it makes you a dumb fucking cunt.

I saw Lester Holt on the subway maybe a year or so ago, and he was absolutely and utterly smoking hot. That's all I have--other than I hate Matt Lauer, too.

Submitted by mike on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 10:18pm.

i'm watching my 2 dvr'ed honey boo boo episodes tonight. vodka and grape crush and grilled velveeta sandwich to create proper ambiance

/dog is refusing to put on halloween costume crown to look like glitzy the pig. buzzkill dog.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

(((mefunigirl))) 3 DAYS HEYZEUS!! *bows deeply* MissJane, seriously. And here's the best part...they won't give you any meds until you're dialated to a certain point!! 10 hours into it for me...

UBF omg, shank. a. bitch. And what mefuni said.

Thanks for the birth control guys! My va jay jay hurts listening to your stories!

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I'm glad I had pain meds with my kids, since I had 2 c-sections and all. It was between a spinal block or a leather strap, i chose a spinal block.

The spinal block made me appreciate my functioning limbs... I was laying in the hospital bed and attempting to command my legs to move but they wouldn't budge.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 10:09pm.

what??
I woulda put that rope around the nurses neck then kick the stool out from under her.

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How did MK miss this? The teenage mom to be on Honey Boo Boo finally gave birth - to a kid with two thumbs on one hand.

http://www.people.com/people/tablet/article/0,,20625033,00.html?xid=rss-...

Still better than more than two chins.

cam looks good. too bad she's dumb as a rock.

I definitely think thats her build and she doesnt need to starve herself. she's alslo never had kids, which helps.

i thought that was christopher walken with a dye job... lol.

Haha, mefungirl, that sounds like me. I was BEGGING for meds, and all i got was a fucking Birthing Stool and a rope dangling from the ceiling so i could hold on to that. WTF? At one point i begged my husband to punch me so hard that i would hopefully pass out. That was ten years ago and i am still traumatized. Best Birthcontrol ever. FEAR.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 9:42pm.

I had 3 without relief and my shortest was 25 hrs, my longest 3 days ( I had a labor and delivery nurse that lived across the street and was with me the whole time at home to make sure things went ok)
I didn't want it that way, my problem was I'd go for hrs, then suddenly just STOP for about 3 hrs. At one point I screamed that they were treating me like some dam cave woman wanting me to just squat and have the baby in the field, I wanted Meds!
Instead they all just sat around watching me >.<

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UBF♥ hat's off gf!! Truly. My second came so fast they barely had time, but with the first it was a GODSEND.

Okay I wanna kill Amanda Sefried because I wanna fuck Quinn from Dexter. I really do. And she goes out of her way to come across as a cunt all the time so I already hate her. He's too hot for her. I thought he would be gay in real life though. I think he should play the next Batman, even though he was already in the last Batman as "COP ON THE BRIDGE". But maybe Joseph Gordon Levitt's character who played a cop could decide to be the Robin to Quinn's Batman. Why Joseph wouldn't just be the Batman I don't know. Maybe he doesn't fit the Batman uniform since Christian Bale's Batman chacracter is skinny like Quinn. So he kept having wardrobe malfunctions and they had to switch places. "Hey Robin? You wanna be Batman? This thing's chafing me hella bad, and we don't have the budget to make me a new one."

I don't anyone who likes Matt Lauer...why is he still there?

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I had two kids without drugs and that second one was THE WORST PAIN i have ever experienced. After that one i damn near felt invincible. (i didnt have the kids without painmeds by choice, european countries are just way more oldschool about pushing out babies.)

He looks like Bruce Jenner.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 7:28pm.
Pfft, I did the all-natural, no drugs childbirth thing too.

Until the first contraction.

LOL!! *high five* I know women have done it without pain meds for centuries, but that's because they DIDN'T HAVE PAIN MEDS AVAILABLE. Team modern science! 16 hours with my first one...UGH

I'm glad TRex did it for a role, because I was seriously wondering about his health. Ugh internets, you made me care about MM. I guess it was the whole "nekkid stoned bongo drums in the backyard" episode that reeled me in.

Team no painmeds. I m getting sick as a dog just from taking Tylenol 3, so i m not even going to attempt Vicodin or anything like that...

Re: pain meds, I took them after my wisdom teeth removed, some serious addictive shit.

Not a damn thing.

All it did was make me puke, and it barely alleviated the pain at all. None of that lovely floaty painlessness I hear about. I just took lots of ibuprofen and it had more effect.

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 7:35pm.
Not to unduly defend Blossom but pain meds fuck with me bad so I refuse them. But if I broke a bone I'd want some. I have a high tolerance for pain and a low tolerance for drugs.

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The last and only time I took vicodin was after tooth surgery a few years ago. I have never been that sick in my life....I thought I was going to die. I didn't finish the dosage and decided I'd rather deal with the tooth pain!

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