Would You Hit It?
Here's Victoria's Secret angel collector Leonardo DiCatchAHo looking like you want to buy a vowel from his ass, because he looks like Pat Sajak if Pat Sajak's toupee was made out of bloated guinea pigs. Leonardo drowned the top of his head in a bowl of Nice 'N Easy and rubbed his face on a plate of Fashion Fair foundation to play a stockbroker in the 80s in Martin Scorsese's The Wolf of Wall Street. No, The Wolf of Wall Street isn't a sequel to Teen Wolf and isn't about Scott Howard all grown up and working as a stockbroker. I wish.
Leo looks like either a roasted marshmallow in a Wink Martindale wig or like the real-life, freshly shaven version of that gorgeously restored Jesus Christ portrait. So based on those descriptions alone, I'd hit it. Yes.
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Looks like he's already been fucked----over with a diet. Man, he's looking shit.
I like my men like I like my syrup---thick and rich!
Submitted by lynniepoo on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:16am.
I think he did have an in-between stage, it just seems like it didn't last long enough.
For example, I thought he was hittable in the blood diamond stage.
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2006_Blood_Diamond/006BLD_Leonardo_DiCapr...
http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/theblooddiamond.gif
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no i wouldnt hit it. ive never found him attractive or having the "it" factor for me. he's been ok in acting but this looks like a man who has partied hard for 20 years.
Since I am a nearly-living legend myself HELL YES I'D HIT....and give him a hard or soft option...
We all age. Nothing wrong with that at all.
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
How can someone go from looking like a little boy to a doughy old man without any quality good-looking-man time in between? Hittable? No.
Submitted by liverwurst on Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:58pm.
No. And I'll tell you why. Leo has this doughy complexion about him that leads me to strongly suspect his semen taste God awful.
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Submitted by Daniee on Sun, 08/26/2012 - 8:33pm.
Even an esthetician with 20+ years experience will tell you that good skin (and cellulite) is 70% genetics.
True if you're comparing apples to apples. That is, people who live a normal lifestyle and have similar diets, habits, and stress levels. But throw in major stress and you will see skin trouble, same with any major drug use/abuse (cigarettes, alcohol, heroin, etc.). Any major stresses on the body will definitely mess up your appearance. There's a reason Lohan looks in her 50s+ and it's definitely not just genetics.
Oh the 80s and their ill fitting suits.
Not even with Snooki's cooter.
when has this modelizer ever been fuckable? leo's head keeps spreading as he gets older...i remember his as a kid, so i i know he's not OLD, but damn he looks like someone's dad...
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Leonardo's father is Italian/German, his mother German, but he has 2 Russian grandparents on each side...
He is a very handsome Russian man, with a touch or two of "southern" blood.
I think he will amaze us all as he matures, physically and professionally as an actor.
He is an emerging HUNK but like no one expected, and he will be doing the pitching and hitting.
Yikes. Would not hit.
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i would hit it, but it would have to be hung like a horse and appreciate a bitchy bottom.
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Even an esthetician with 20+ years experience will tell you that good skin (and cellulite) is 70% genetics. The rest, you can try your best to maintain! Like staying out of the sun, eating foods with copper and antioxidants to promote collagen repair, avoiding moisture stripping cleansers, etc...
He looks like a Garbage Pail Kid. It's like his head has grown disproportionately larger around his facial features.
He looks more like Ray Liotta in Good Fellas
Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 08/26/2012 - 1:32pm.
My first crush might just have been Limahl from Kajagoogoo.
It takes guts to speak this truf so don't hate.
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All I know is that I love his hair. http://www.last.fm/music/Limahl/+images/26816383
I've never gotten the appeal.
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This guy was never attractive and looks worse with each passing year. He's overweight, wrinkled, and bloated (like someone with liver damage). Apparently he attracts beautiful women because he's wealthy but I have no idea what he does for a living.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 08/26/2012 - 1:24pm.
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Agree he wants an award. It's like he wants to be taken seriously by plumping up and looking older than he actually is. Jon Hamm is older and is so much hotter than him. Leo would be more interesting in a My Own Private Idaho-type role at this point. Getting sick of the bloated parts he loves to play these days.
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Nope, I would not do the sex with him. Man, he is not looking good.
Submitted by justincase: "... he has a dissipated lifestyle..."
This. That's another thing.
I also think that about Jack Nicholson. Too much indulgence is bad for your looks.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:09pm.
Twatty - I'll always love her for "Julie and Julia" because I've loved Julia Child since I was a little girl and 'My Life in France' is one of my favorite books ever. I'd say Jodie Foster is another actress who disappears in her roles and Charlize Theron's good at it too (see 'Monster' and 'Young Adult'). For what it's worth, my friend who has great taste in movies saw 'Hope Springs' and said it was excellent.
Agreed about MVS and CP. I squee whenever MVS shows up in a movie.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
dumpy looking old dude. This guy is NOT aging well like some other fine youngins from the 90's
He looks more pudgy and effeminate than usual.
He looks the best in the pic that he is yawning......no joke.
PHM -- LOL! I hate his face, too. He's got the kind of face that makes me stabby, like if I saw him walking down the street I'd want to punch him, ya know? If he wasn't famous & rich he wouldn't score with anybody. He'd have to go home & play with his own poo.
ROFL at these comments! I always hated his face and never got the fuss over him.
And I have a friend who is a LUSH and his face looks a lot like this, when he was really attractive 10 years ago in his early 20's. Ick nast. All that cover up and his nose is still as red as a clown.
My first crush might just have been Limahl from Kajagoogoo.
It takes guts to speak this truf so don't hate.
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bambam -- ITA. Pacino should have won for "The Godfather Part II" instead of "Scent of a Woman" and Denzel should have won for "Malcolm X." Hollywood is so fucked up.
@ kiki and Twatty,
I think that's the bad thing about Hollywood. Actors are like any artist, they have that sweet spot in their careers where they're at the peak of their abilities and afterwards they're playing themselves as a character. Hollywood rarely awards them at their peak, perfect example Denzel Washington. His best work was done playing noble guys yet he won for going out of character in a role that frankly didn't rank as one of his best performances. BUT, Al Pacino won over him playing a role that was basically "AL PACINO" as..., and that was because Hwood passed him over so many times when he was at his peak. There's great actors who don't get credit for their best work (sorry Twatty, Streep should have double the Oscars she already has IMO), there's actors who're big time one note actors and there's actors scared to stretch out once they've made it (looking at you Tom Hanks.)
Unfortunately Hollywood sets the game then changes it to suit their purposes.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
He has been a long-standing celebrity crush of mine. So, even though he's not aging well and probably has one or more STD's... I would still hit it. I mean, he's mother f'ing Leo, right?
No. And I'll tell you why. Leo has this doughy complexion about him that leads me to strongly suspect his semen taste God awful.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 08/26/2012 - 1:34am.
if leo walked down the street looking like this and he wasnt famous and tried to pick up, he would get an umbrella to the face.
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LMAO! The mental image of Leo getting clobbered for not being hot.
They also screwed up his make-up in J Edgar Hoover. I only saw the previews but I've now been inspired to rent the movie.
They've made his hair dark and it looks like he has brown contact lenses. Leo has beautiful blue-green eyes. His natural light hair suits him best.
The only reason Leo doesn't have an Oscar is because he doesn't court the Academy the way Pitt and Clooney do. Leo is a far superior actor to those two, but he doesn't play the game. The Academy is a joke and a political organization who expects actors to "campaign" for the award. WTF?? The acting should speak for itself and NOT whether alist stars like Leo takes an old fart out for dinner and a blow job.
The suit and tie he is wearing are obviously awful, BUT THOSE LOAFERS!!! UGH!!!
Nah, never found him attractive. Not in his Titanic days, not now. He doesn't make my nethers tingle one bit.
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Good skin may be genetic and there may be some smokers with good skin, but there's no question that it is terrible for your skin and the rest of the body.
Check out the pics of twins -- one a smoker, the other not.
Two twins sharing the same gene pool. One looks dramatically different due to smoking.
http://www.webmd.com/smoking-cessation/ss/slideshow-ways-smoking-affects...
looks like johnny depp in ed wood
kiki -- ITA on your theory about actors. DiCRAPio totally falls into the serviceable category. I'm even getting tired of Meryl Streep; I thought she totally overacted in "Doubt." I saw a commercial for her new movie and I totally do not want to see her violate a banana, okay? The only movie I ever thought Cruise was really good in was "Magnolia." I'll give him an "A" for effort, but you always see him acting, ya know? Two actors who I think are magnificent are Christopher Plummer and Max Von Sydow; too bad younger actors aren't more like them.
No. Leo never did have a appeal to me, not as an (over)actor nor as a teen heartthrob. Even here he looks like he's channeling Johnny Depp as John Dillinger in that Public Enemies movie.
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/public_enemies29.jpg
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 08/26/2012 - 11:01am.
He has doodoophilia?
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Lmao!!
"What got my attention was that people consider him to be a great actor - really??"
I KNOW. I think he gets the 'He's attractive and his acting doesn't suck out loud=greatness' school of thought. See: Pitt, Jolie, Cruise and Denzel Washington are the same way. They never let you forget that you are watching the STAR ACTING.
He's a serviceable actor. He's OK but you never forget you're watching Leonard DiCaprio. To me a really great actor makes you forget you're watching X actor in Y role. I think Philip Seymour Hoffman, Gary Oldman and Meryl Streep are all successful at this and, for me at least, DiCaprio fails to bring that level of authenticity to his work.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
LisaRose: Makes me wonder what River Phoenix would look like now.
A skeleton, probably.
Condi the ingro.: I'm sure he's going to murder Jay Gatsby (oh, if only Luhrmann had put Christian Bale or Ryan Gosling in that role!)
Who reads Great Gatsby and sees Christian Bale - with his intense murderous stare - as the hapless dimwit Jay Gatsby?
I never thought DiCaprio was hot - a good actor, yes. He's too baby-faced and not very masculine looking, IMO. I don't think he'll age well either.
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Ok, so my insane love of cartoons is showing...
but gardening girl: dork or not, Speed was hot! I'm so with you on the first crush thing.
And Leo's looking like Stewie after he touched the toxic waste.
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Well, there's another movie I won't bother going to see, purely because DiCraprio is in it. I am convinced that DiCraprio is suckin' on Scorcese's dick. How else to explain the film roles?? Bitch can't act.
"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Yes, I would. He's Leonardo DiCaprio, dammit!
And he's a great actor.