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Ukranian-Canadian artist Taras Polataiko's Sleeping Beauty installation in the National Art Museum of Ukraine !

Like something out of a Scientology marriage ritual ceremony, unmarried dudes who are 18 or over can go to the National Art Museum of the Ukraine and sign a contract that binds them to marry the "Sleeping Beauty" if she opens her eyes after he kisses her on the lips. Dear Tommy Girl, direct your hover pod to take you directly to the Ukraine and use your telekinesis powers to open up Sleeping Beauty's eyelids, because that's a girl who believes in fairytales (see: Xenu and Thetans) and who respects the sanctity of a contract!

Taras tells The Daily Telegraph that until September 9th, wannabe Prince Charmings (or creepy ass perverts who just want to put their lips on the lips of a real-life human woman who isn't a Real Doll aka every dude in this clip) must sign a contract confirming that their unmarried asses are at least 18 years old and that they will legally marry Sleeping Beauty if she opens her eyes. Each Sleeping Beauty, they rotate, signs the same contract. Taras says this mess of an art piece isn't a joke and it a very serious matter, because a legal marriage is involved! Yes, marriage is a serious matter. Kim Kuntrashian taught us that.

I love it when artists stamp the word ART on weird shit, but this is just too weird and there's no way any Sleeping Beauty is going to open her eyes. What if you opened your eyes to a fugly-faced dude who is broke, ain't got no job, has one of those extra short burrito dicks and has a shitty personality. You have to marry him, because you signed a contract and I'm sure a court of law will bind you to that contract (insert closed eye eye roll here). So you'll have to pay for everything, because he's broke and you won't ever talk, because everything he says will make you want to fuck your ear holes with a screwdriver. I would say that the only fuck position you can get into is the "hit it from the back" position, but he's got a short burrito peen so that's out. The only thing you can really do is sit on his face. But you know, I bet the key to a long-lasting marriage is to sit on each other's faces all the time. That way you don't have to hear them talk and you don't have to look at their face. This could work!

But seriously, this shouldn't be called the Sleeping Beauty exhibit, this should be called the "How To Get The Mouth Herps In The Name Of ART!" exhibit.

And the Sleeping Beauty, who I thought was wearing fancy condoms around her face, in this clip is a dumb bitch. I mean, Tom Petty (at the 1:26 mark) kissed her mouth and she didn't open her eyes (probably because her eyes are weighed down with all that paint). He's rich!

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 08/26/2012 - 4:51pm.

She's actually really pretty without all that makeup.

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Submitted by angry_secretary on Sun, 08/26/2012 - 2:50pm.

the girl is actually very pretty without all that cake makeup spackle on, it makes her look like a tranny. actually, that would be a great twist on this "art piece" - she opens her eyes for some guy, they get married according to the contract, on the wedding night he discovers she has a peen. kiss that!

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 08/26/2012 - 9:51am.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 11:34pm.

The way dude walked away, I could tell just what he is feeling. When you walk to the a table in a bar and ask a chick to dance, and she says no, you feel like everyone saw you fail and its a long awkward retreat. ;)

She is probably messed up and will merry a ferret farmer because he will have musk smell from butchering the ferrets, and she will mistake the smell for 'that feeling'.

Nature is a cruel mistress.

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Submitted by Cake666 on Sun, 08/26/2012 - 9:51am.

Aaw how....pathetic.

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Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 08/26/2012 - 9:29am.

Ukranian-Canadian artist?

In New Jersey, someone who sleeps all day and let's men kiss her is called "Mom".

Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:56am.

Let us agree (and by us i mean me) it's art and y'all dumbfucks don't get it because you're culturally retarded hicks.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 10:04pm.

She is probably messed up and will merry a ferret farmer because he will have musk smell from butchering the ferrets, and she will mistake the smell for 'that feeling'.

Nature is a cruel mistress.

Submitted by jalynne on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 9:19pm.

When Tom Petty entered, the mood went from Sleeping Beauty to Mary Jane's Last Dance.

Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 7:50pm.

Yeah, even I was laughing at "burrito dick". Well played MK, well played.

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Submitted by Nopers on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 7:01pm.

Meanwhile in America... we're really pissed off about gays getting married and ruining the "sanctity" of the act lol.

Submitted by SFRB on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 4:46pm.

Hahaha! HILARIOUS post!

Burrito peen!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Orangina on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 3:24pm.

She's probably a Russian mail order bride anyway, so either way she's getting sold into a blind contract.

(Get it? Haha, sorry I couldn't resist. It was too easy.)

Submitted by saltydog88 on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 2:53pm.

I thought Taras was hot though

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 2:33pm.

Twatty, YASSSS, I know what you like! I'd tell ya when to open up, hahahaha

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 2:31pm.

Within -- I'd have to have an earpiece on me, with someone telling me, "this dude is fucking ug-lay," or "this dude looks like Chris Meloni."

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Submitted by Moxie GangsterThug on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 3:43pm.

Or what kind of necrophiliac weirdos the princes were?

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 2:18pm.

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 3:10pm.
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That's what I was thinking! hehehehe Throw an earpiece on that ART! They're creative weirdos, I'll give them that. lolol

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Submitted by Moxie GangsterThug on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 2:13pm.

Maybe the point of the exhibit is to get people to reflect on how insanely nightmarish and undesirable the premise of most fairy tales are in real life?

Submitted by Pas_De_Chat on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 1:57pm.

But the point of a true love's kiss is that the person doing it in a fairy tale is usually a prince.
Or at least a gainfully-employed wizard.

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 1:55pm.

Misskittin: right? If she didn't have herpes before, she does now.

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 1:41pm.

The last few seconds is what married life is really like, so he didn't completely lose!

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 1:41pm.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 2:48pm.

Ah, functional nudity on nudity, of course. How could I ever have doubted you?

I'm used to it, operating on a higher, more arty plane than most.

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 1:40pm.

I suppose they have a hidden headset that signals them whenever a rich dude stops by.

Isn't it easier to go the a Russian marriage agency though?

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 1:38pm.

I have a bitchy Ukrainian neighbor 2 dcors down; I think she's a communist -- she has one of those labor movement stickers on her recycling bin. She's one of those broads who will never talk to you but lights up like a firecracker around guys, her & her broke-ass Karina Smirnoff wannabe ass, like that's something to aspire to. And the bitch has a hot boyfriend, go figure.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 3:03pm.

Is a bad haircut a requirement for men in the Ukraine?
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Submitted by sonne on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 1:36pm.

There was just an "art installation" here that consisted of live people having live sex (two hetero couples and one masturbating lady, iirc) and then naked people you could draw at your leisure, like art class. I forget what the art gallery's purpose was but they claimed to have a real one other than to make a lot of money from curious folk.
So much "art" these days is bullshit.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 1:33pm.

Is a bad haircut a requirement for men in the Ukraine?

Submitted by Andrei on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 1:32pm.

Lmao at MK's commentary. "Burrito-dick."

And yeah. Humans get weirder everyday.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 1:18pm.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 2:43pm.

"I'm an art-fancier, dammit."

Ah, functional nudity on nudity, of course. How could I ever have doubted you?

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 1:13pm.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 2:38pm.

I'm an art-fancier, dammit.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 1:11pm.

The key here is to have a garlic and green pepper anchovie sandwich about 20 minutes before. Oh, she'll open her eyes alright. And jump off that thing.