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Warning: There are SPOILERS from last night's episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and I know if you get spoiled about the highly important details of a Here Comes Honey Boo Boo episode, you'll just melt into a puddle of mud and Crazy Tony will drag Mama June's ass across you. So you've been warned.
This is just a short post paying tribute to Glitzy the gay pig's short, but sweet, reign as Honey Boo Boo Chile's sidekick. Glitzy was sent back to the breeder, because his early morning squeals kept messing with Mama June's beauty sleep and if Mama June doesn't get her beauty sleep, her fluffy layer of beautimous chins will deflate and nobody wants that. Also, Sugar Bear kept confusing Glitzy's squeals for food with Mama June's fuck moans and that just made things even too weird for him.
So Mama June ripped Glitzy from Honey Boo Boo Chile's arms and put another scar on her childhood. Glitzy was sent back to the "breeder" and yeah, by that I mean Sugar Bear probably took him to the back butcher at the Kuntry Stoe (yes, their town has a stoe called the Kuntry Stoe and now it's my favorite stoe ever) and had him turned into bacon. "Mah bay-kin is bedazzled!" is probably a line Honey Boo Boo screamed at breakfast the next day. Farewell, Glitzy!
And you know who was really pissed and sad that Glitzy was sent away? The poor bitch who had to make a pageant dress for his gay pig ass!
(Pic via Tumblr)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHw9kvArS3g
this is all you need to know.
In this 30 second excerpt, the family discusses how to lose weight by FARTING.
If that were true, I'd be swimming in my jeans.
What a fucking bitch! That poor little pig.
I like this show because Mama June could have been my high school buddy all growed up (literally). Fat, loud, Southern, and likely with a bunch of kids running around. Other than the Southern part, she & I are complete opposites.....but I could see myself having some dranks on the front porch with her big fat ass any old time and watching her kids act crazy out in the yard.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
I watch this show just because it makes my own fucked up life seem a lot better.
I go back and forth on these people. On one hand, they actually seem like a happy family, which is more than can be said for people on other (basically all) reality shows. On the other hand...I just canNOT. I cannot. The bobbing for hogs' feet did it. I think I actually started retching. That, and the delicate primrose of a mother farting in the opening sequence. Classy.
I really hope no one ate the pig.
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"One rule we're taught shortly after birth is that when Prince commands you to dance, you dance. Most people would put their own children on the auction block to freak on that gold flower fairy in heels!" MK
I am convinced TLC is Satan's personal channel, who else is trying to corrupt the Amish???
I hope Glitzy really did go back to the breeder and not to the butcher. These backwoods trolls did not have the proper set-up for the pig.
I don't watch this, I must point out, but based on what I've seen "the authorities" should round them up and send them "back to the breeder."
So little Glitzy's plan to make an escape worked. He is free! Hope they find a better home for him!
MK, lmao at "stoe" bwahahahahaha!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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I can't help but love this mess, however they do gross me out and I can't eat dinner and watch it at the same time. The fact that the mother is only 32 is mind blowing. I haven't been able to watch the two headed girl show. I know it's terribly un-PC, but I can't stomach my dinner if even a commercial comes on for that one.
I can't help but love this mess, however they do gross me out and I can't eat dinner and watch it at the same time. The fact that the mother is only 32 is mind blowing. I haven't been able to watch the two headed girl show. I know it's terribly un-PC, but I can't stomach my dinner if even a commercial comes on for that one.
Add me to the list of people who love this show. They had with the fart in the opening credits. This pig WAS annoying as hell. The little sucker wouldn't stop squeeling. I would have turned him into pork chops long ago.
I love this show! I don't get TLC in my country (maybe it's a blessing) so I have to wait until someone posts the episode on youtube. Anyway, from what I've been reading, appearantly Glitzy was added in my TLC's producers, hoping to add some more drama to show. But I guess when the Boo Boos actually showed affection to the pig instead of debating whether to eat it or not that they pulled the plug or the pig so to speak. Someone over on Television Without Pity got the site posted of where the owner boasts of having a tv star pig available for rent.
I watched this last night. I swear I love the fact that these people are on the same plane as the Kardashians...except they haven't "leaked" a sex tape (yet). I can not wait until they get more ratings than and are compared to the Kardashians!
P.S. Maybe I'm just being stereotypical (sp) but I was really surprised at how clean they keep their house and yard...
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Is this really a picture of honey boo boo chile or her new baby sister? I guess her mother has switched to pigs instead of hamsters ( I would imagine hamsters only feed a whale like that when used as a 'recreational suppository').
I am not too proud to admit it: I be lubbin' this show.
LUBBIN IT!
"beautimous chins"
yeah, I'm stealing that.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Michael, I'm still laughing at 'fashion psychologists'. YOU NEED TO WRITE FOR TV.
That is one adorable critter with sweet eyes now I want a baby pig
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:53pm.
Lol..well I don't! But I was talking about all animals in general. Like dogs. People get them as a puppy and then are to lazy to take care of them so they get rid of them. Then they are bounced around from home to home. Grrr.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:43pm.
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When they get bigger you send them to the frying pan:P
At least they didn't slaughter his cute ass in front of the viewing audience like they did to the poor lamb on NatGeo's American Gypsies this week!!! I am still traumatized. :-(
@ chris eccelston...
They better not! And if they do it better be on camera!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hopefully they sent the pig to Farm Sanctuary. Nothing pisses me off more than assholes who get animals when they are cute babies, only to throw them away when they get bigger.
I fucking love this trainwreck of a show. My fiance does not get it and is all "Please only watch this when I'm not home." Philistine.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
You better redneckanize
Smh two headed girl.
I hope mama don't eat Glitzy .....she eat everything else!!- honey boo boo
Submitted by Lutrelle on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 11:46am.
Farting makes you lose weight
Great! I lost 10lbs today! :)
Bring me a surge! A surge!
Dollars to donuts the pig was some genius producer's idea ("Oh my god, I have the best idea. Let's get the Pig Family... wait for it... A PIG!! And we can tell the little girl it's gay! Squee!").
Then they started getting letters and phone calls from animal lovers. Whoopsie.
Farting makes you lose weight
LOLOLLL at "the two headed girl one"!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
I hate that show & the two-headed girl one. My gawd. I blame this shitastic programming on Kate Gosselin. Her possum do started all of the bizarreness on that channel.
Sugar bear my baby daddy
I need a dolla to make you holla honey boo boo chile
*braids Jack's rattail*
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Twatty - I was joking about only white trash watching this show... snowy's Noo Yawk guido ass watches it so....
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
jack & snowpiece -- okay, you two, make nice & hug, okay? Neither one of you is white trash. Snowy, that pig snout story is horrible, esp. the squealing part!
I'll be laughing at this for fucking days.
her fluffy layer of beautimous chins will deflate and nobody wants that. Also, Sugar Bear kept confusing Glitzy's squeals for food with Mama June's fuck moans and that just made things even too weird for him.
Jesus, I hope they didn't eat that poor little pig. I noticed a disclaimer in all the episodes about "no animals being harmed in the making of this show", so I hope that means that Glitzy was adopted by a nice, wealthy, vegetarian family somewhere. PRAY FOR GLITZY!
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
The banjos play in my head each time I see or read anything about this epic white trash train-wreck clan. The pig has more klass, brains, and taste than any human being featured on the show. I hate TLC for fostering this idiotic culture of toddlers and tiaras and polygamy and two-headed teenagers, and every other freak show they can find.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:25am.
I never understood people having a damn pig for a pet. No.
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I hear that vietnamese pigs make great pets. They're intelligenet, obedient, clean (they have a litter box, like cats), and stay small.
Maybe one day I will get me one.
OMG. I came across this trainwreck of a show last night. I watched for about 15 minutes before I got my wits about me and realized that I don't want to contribute to its ratings.
These people (?) are categorically the biggest redneck white trash I've ever laid eyes on. That mom is just hideous. But the one thing I laughed at was the name of their grocery store - it's called "Kuntry Stoe." Ha ha ha. No joke.
But the little pig was cute.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Twat, yes, Jack doesn't watch it because if he wants to see this shit all he has to do it open the trailer door
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
one time I went to a pig roast (on Staten Fucking Island) God was that nasty and then one of the girls ripped off the snout and put it on her face and was squealin
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
jack -- I watch HCHBB and I am anything but white trash. Actually, I watch shows like this because I'm fascinated yet repelled by white trash.
lolololll
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
DAAANNNNGG!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.