Hot Slut Of The Day!
Pavel Patel, a Russian unicorn who is made up of 50% muscles and 50% glitter, and makes the stars over Moscow cry tears of diamond dust when he flexes the eight packs on his ass cheeks while posing for the people. Finally, some real talent, natural beauty and sexiness around these parts!
Ever since Pavel Patel was the star of a CAPTION THIS contest in June, hos have been leaving drops of sequins from my e-mail inbox to the front of his NSFW (but oh-so-safe for your soul) Tumblr and Vimeo pages. My eyeballs have spent many a mesmerizing hour on the Russian PP's Tumblr House of Fabulousness, because it has everything you need. It has hard man tits, a pom pom peen cover (aka the official uniform of Scientology's man cheerleaders), exquisitely crafted heels, a luscious beard and a humongous uncut corn dog peen that is so large it looks like it should be lying in a buffet tin marked: GIANT CABBAGE ROLLS, EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK. PP's crotch sausage is so big that my eyes gagged a little.
Besides being a beauty of the Internet, Pavel Patel is a DJ and a European treasure who is single-handedly beautifying the streets of Russia by sashaying around in nothing but platform heels and wigs that Nicki Minaj wishes she owned. Pavel Patel is like Rainbow Brite as seen through the brown eye of John Travolta. Bitch is EVERYTHING.
And I hope that as I type this, Pavel Patel is scaling down a prison wall on a gold rope while wearing a camouflage jock strap, camouflage nipple tassles, lucite heels and a purple unicorn mane for whipping the prison guards as he tries to FREE PUSSY RIOT!
(Thanks, Laura and Frederic)
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Sal, LaChaylo, please go to his Tumblr. There's SURPRISE PACKAGE there! HAhahahaahah
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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His dick's average MK.
I love his tumblr! Someone said sauna push-ups was their fave, and I have to agree. Holy fuck!! I wanna make it my wallpaper, but my husband might not like it.
I'm just jealous he can walk in heels like that as a guy and I trip in flip flops. :p
Hot Slut of the Year!
Thumb 5 - This is the man I want to protect my ass when the shit hits the fan!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Is that Macaulay Culkin in the wheelchair holding the assault rifles in thumb #11?
Ha!
Ahahaa, he's fabulous and yummy.
From:
http://ilbonito.wordpress.com/2012/06/13/russian-icon-pavel-patel/
"If there is one thing this blog loves, it is archly camp, artily self-aware, fashion-forward muscle hunks. Following on from Francois Sagat (France) and Arisa (Israel) is this Russian, the Moscow ‘naked DJ’, Pavel Patel. Fond of parading his bootylicious bod around nude – except for black stiletto boots – he DJs, as the moniker would suggest, in the buff. Patel is the perfect storm of gauche elitny flash, camp Eurovision-y Slavic trash and gay sex appeal. See more of his pics after the jump. The whole look reminds me of one of my former favourite blog sites , Moscow doesn’t believe in tears. Now sadly discontinued, it was dedicated to chronicling (with acerbic put-downs) the decadent world of Moscow’s clubbing elite. They would’ve loved Patel."
He's a DJ...a naked DJ. Eat that Paris. Lol.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 5:30pm.
I haven't checked out his tumblr (I'm still disturbed by what I've seen here) but I bet that Chynna could give him a run for his money in the package department.
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I'd pay to see that competition.
Wow. *blinking* *fanning self* Bad Girl has quite a hefty wiener.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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His Tumblr is like a peek into the wet dreams of Kirstie Alley.... Hi Maks!!!!
Love him, he has verve and the bod to carry off the looks IN killer heels. YASSS!
Sauna Push ups and Roller skates in Red Cap are faves, lol
Free Hot Schlong Riot!
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Okay, so I just looked on his tumblr...And I got the vapors! My eyeballs are literally sweating at all that hawtness! *fans self*
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
He couldn't put a towel down before sitting at that picnic table? Other people have to sit there, you know!
I haven't checked out his tumblr (I'm still disturbed by what I've seen here) but I bet that Chynna could give him a run for his money in the package department.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
The picture with his dog smelling his crotch is pretty fucking dumb.
IMO, he looks a lot better when he has a nice suit on.
Free Pussy Riot!!!!!
If he weren't so hot this would all be grotesque on a Gaga level. But he's hot, so keep on keepin' on.
Im surprised at how big his cock is lol, you can see it on his tumblr
Lol! @ the him wheeling the dude with the guns in the wheelchair! Hahahahaha!
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
I like his style and I think he's very creative, but I can't stand any kind of Madonna-inspired public attention-whorieness.
What does he wear during the long Russian winters? A cutaway snowmobile suit and thigh-high waders?
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It's just fun to say "Pussy Riot."
I am very Anglo Saxon and speak fluent Welsh, but - Oi Vey!!!!!
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That is a great looking man. I would be a skank for a night with him.
He has got it goin' ON!!!
Except his name is Pavel PETEL. Patel is an Indian name.
His last name is Petel... Patel is Indian, and sadly we can't claim him as one of our own.
Sit down Bure! You are no longer the hottest Pavel.
@Cookie_Monster,
Sorry, but this guy isn't mental. I just see someone who is extremely proud of his body (it's beautiful) and is simply an exhibitionist.
Brooke hogan take note...this is how a lady werks...
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Oh, and by the way; I'm making my mom a calendar each year with the funniest pictures I found on the internet, this guy will be in the next one, though the pic is a hard choice.
Her favourite pics so far are Obama with the spanish royals and Eminem with the naked ass of Sasha Cohen in his face.
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Hahaha, that`s a sweet idea!!
I don't think he's mentally ill, I can't even make out his sexual orientation - to me he just doesn't give a shit and he does art which he really does, unlike a lot of other "artists", anyway, I don't know him, so..
Oh, and by the way; I'm making my mom a calendar each year with the funniest pictures I found on the internet, this guy will be in the next one, though the pic is a hard choice.
Her favourite pics so far are Obama with the spanish royals and Eminem with the naked ass of Sasha Cohen in his face.
haha @ the wheelchair pic...lololol
Holy shit, i spot PEEEEEEEN in thumb 14!!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: Thumbnail 10, Khloe Kardashian wishes she could be that sexy and feminine :P
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Kitten Kaboodle - a Disney ho who did the ho stroll right ;)
The horse doesn't look too impressed.
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Aw, he cute.
It always amazes me what a mere pair of heels can accomplish in the pursuit of quality genderfuck.
Thumb #5 - if we were an honest country we'd tear down the Statue of Liberty and substitute it with this.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Gawd! Words escape this hot mess...but I can't help admiring his bod..:/
lol @ vogue. maybe one day, we just have to convince wintour. she has put gaga on the cover several times now.
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Lucifer_Sam: "Do you EVER post anything worthwhile on this site? Do you EVER have a point to make?" In case anyone else was wondering, the answer is "No."
yikes!!
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Lucifer_Sam: "Do you EVER post anything worthwhile on this site? Do you EVER have a point to make?" In case anyone else was wondering, the answer is "No."
Well I'm sure his outfits save him time at the airport. I demand one of him under my Chrismahannakwanzikaa tree/bush this year. He looks like fun.
Hahahaha Mickey! Cotton is not the fabric of his life.
Love him. He should be a weekly Caption This.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
He actually doesn't seem mental to me...and I think EVERYONE is mental .....I do want him in me, tho
WOW I'm torn, I usually share on FB the things MK posts, but I think if I shared this one, my mom would have a heart attack LMAO
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WOOF!
It's pretty obvious this guy's got mental issues going on. People making a buck on illness...pretty sick..
How do we get one of him in America, ASAP?
Oh come on. Really?
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If he wants a green card I'd marry him.