Saturday, August 18th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By RuPaul Ryan
Who knew that when you take out your Photoshop surgical tools and cut + paste Paul Ryan's face on RuPaul's body, you sort of get Mr. Schue from Glee as Pearl Bailey as Dolly Levi? I know, I can't and I don't think I ever can. The Internet can sashay away now, because it has done more than enough today.
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Sal. I'm fascinated... I've never heard of the Brandts. . I just read Spidie's link to the Gawker op Ed...resubmit the suggestion. They appear to be a wealth of material
.... Xo B
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 8:18pm.
I'm sure MK gets lots of email. Have you tried putting "HOT HORNY NAKED MEN" in the subject line?
haaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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It's just fun to say "Pussy Riot."
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 8:14pm.
I think MK gets a bunch of suggestions all week long. He can't read or post them all. Some with links probably go to spam. He posts about stuff that catches his roving eye or that everyone is clamoring for.
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Oh I agree Rande, I didn't really mean anything scathing by that. Sometimes a blogger will have a few people who have been around awhile that have the same thought patterns to help scope things.
I think that's why he has J Harvey and Sweetas guest post? They seem to have the same humor as him, so it's not so glaringly different when he's on vacation. That's what I would do anyway. ;-)
Hey Sal!!! I'm sure MK gets lots of email. Have you tried putting "HOT HORNY NAKED MEN" in the subject line? That might work! lolol
@KiKi, you have to do Prague, isn't it one of the most beautiful cities? Mickey might say Amsterdam though. I thought Berlin was super affordable.
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 8:04pm.
Brant bros:
LOL. They do sound annoying.
I think MK gets a bunch of suggestions all week long. He can't read or post them all. Some with links probably go to spam. He posts about stuff that catches his roving eye or that everyone is clamoring for.
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It's just fun to say "Pussy Riot."
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 8:04pm.
Oh them. They're Peter Brant's kids. Yeah, I know all about them from some friends of ours who live in Greenwich.
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@Submitted by salacious on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 7:52pm.
The other day I sent MK a link about the insufferable cunts known as the Brant brothers and suggested he could used them as OP hosts.
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I wanted MK to cover them, but then I thought, why give those desperate famewhores the publicity they desire. They may be well-spoken, but they are dumb as shit. One of them swag-bragged about owning 4 iPads. Bragging about something that can be purchased by the average American household isn't status:elite.
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Brant bros:
http://gawker.com/5920269/
I've sent in things also Sal. I'm guessing there's an inner circle on this blog like on others? /shrug
Who are the Brants?
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RuPaul Ryan makes my life. I love how clever people are.
I'm watching 'The Dark Knight' and GyllenHAG nearly ruins this fucking movie. Ugh, it's a special kind of arrogant cunt to think you're hot shit when you have a fetal alcohol syndrome face and a permanent sneer. Great costume design for her character, though.
Also, question for the masses. I'm thinking of going to Europe over vacation and I'm split between doing Berlin-Prague or Amsterdam-Prague or Amsterdam-Berlin. I have zero interest in drugs, so Amsterdam would be more art/culture. Thoughts?
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Submitted by salacious on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 7:52pm.
That's been my experience as well, sal.
Holy cow, Sal, I have been waiting for MK to post something about the Brant brothers-they truly are, as you say, insufferable cunts.
*hugs darling Sal*
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The other day I sent MK a link about the insufferable cunts known as the Brant brothers and suggested he could used them as OP hosts.
I never get replies from him but seeing how he
prefers to use generic photoshopped Reddit crap of the day over my suggestion has completely discouraged me from writing him again. * shrugs *
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
At least it's more cheerful to look at than Lindsay Lohan's flappy boobs and flabby bod, and Octomom's unsexy dance!
She needs earring, and for God's sakes, more eye makeup. Miss Ru would be seriously displeased!
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 7:21pm.
I guess this is a good time to clear up my tranny story from the other night. He is a straight firefighter who does a comedy act dressed as a femme. Because the store has one dressing room and only sells women's clothes, no one could go in there while he was trying on dresses. No shade. The store owner also didn't want any trouble from a customer that could potentially be upset. We live in a conservative town.
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hmm yeah, was wondering about that! That sounds reasonable.
The university where I went for undergrad has had gender-neutral bathrooms in some dorms for a while now. People raised a fuss about it at first but it's only in a few residence halls, and there are plenty of other places you can live if you want to keep them separate.
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Paul Ryan has nice eyes. Too bad he's a high priest of the church of Ayn Rand.
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Well, there is only one RuPaul so not sure if he'd approve... but the bod and hair are so delicious that just about any face would work. lololol ;)
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I guess this is a good time to clear up my tranny story from the other night. He is a straight firefighter who does a comedy act dressed as a femme. Because the store has one dressing room and only sells women's clothes, no one could go in there while he was trying on dresses. No shade. The store owner also didn't want any trouble from a customer that could potentially be upset. We live in a conservative town.
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I would kill for those arms! Sad, no?
LOL
People have way too much time on their hands.
Hey guys.
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Great, the next city over just had their second homicide in two days. Not a big city either (120 000) Checked the crime-rate , they are triple the national average. My town, 2 homicides per year.
I love country living.
I dont understand this, but if this turns into a political thread, i m outta here....
Oh Ru, the dress...ok, but the hair and that giant flower? No girl.
and lol at whatsits face photoshopped on there.
That outfit with that hair? Tranny please!
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They both have killer bodies, but RuPaul is the Queen!
Why?
Work it, gurl!
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