Saturday, August 18th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By RuPaul Ryan

Who knew that when you take out your Photoshop surgical tools and cut + paste Paul Ryan's face on RuPaul's body, you sort of get Mr. Schue from Glee as Pearl Bailey as Dolly Levi? I know, I can't and I don't think I ever can. The Internet can sashay away now, because it has done more than enough today.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 8:21pm.
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It's just fun to say "Pussy Riot."
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Isn't it though? That was our catchphrase this weekend.

"What have y'all been up to?
"We've been having a pussy riot at the concert and the art museum."

Throwing Ryan through the Rupaul photoshop machine doesn't bother me in the least. Candidates are fair game.

Democrats need to worry about their own VP candidate, what an embarrassment. Biden's in trouble come debate time.

Not that I think Obama is gay but married with kids doesn't mean you are straight.

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Submitted by Lutrelle on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:01am.

What's good family?
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Lutrelle! You always remind me of my high school principal. I, for one, have had a great weekend. Went to Memphis during Dead Elvis week and got to see the kitsch, then went to the Duran Duran concert which was dedicated to Pussy Riot. Next day went to the art museum and ate soul food for lunch. How bout you?

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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 1:27am.

What a lame ass attempt by the liberal left to try to disrespect a conservative politician.

Hey why don't you guys photoshop Obama in a dress...we all know he floats that way more than anyone else. Since he came out of the closet he's got tons of gays throwing glitter at him..
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"Came out of the closet"?????? He's married and has two children. WTF, you're making shit up. And if someone photoshopped Obama in a dress, we'd all probably get a good laugh out of it because we would understand that it is a JOKE. Like, haha? Get it?

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:56am.

YIKES indeed, its open post though, so i thought id throw in some man candy.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 3:07am.

The problem with politicians is that there is never one I really believe or trust, so voting always feels like settling. It's a fact of life that absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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As Sting sang: "They all look like game show hosts to me..." :D

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What's good family?

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I'm up, dammit!!!

I am so sick of getting up at 5 on Sundays. Thank goodness this is the last time I will need to do it.

My bed is just beckoning for me to return....

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Morning Loopy. YIKES! A POLITICAL THREAD. *quietly shuts thread door*

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Just for the ladies who loveeeee David Gandy.
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and like ALL BRAZILIAN MEN, yes stereotype, they looovvvee to show off (thank god!) and flash their peen, like David Gandy, so this guy did some fap porn!!

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hay dlisters!!! WAKE UP!!!

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Hi Withy! You're up late or early. Who are these morons, don't they have a blog of their own where they can run their mouths about politics?

Geez. I just can't with them.

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Bambam, good evening/morning! *waves*

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ESE, you take care. The place is what you make it! So long as some stick around that's good enough for me! Sweet dreams! ;)

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What the fuck?

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 4:16am.

hiya, WR!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8m5p6V_NPQ

... not sticking around for the debates on which pig wins the blue ribbon in a fake competition that has been bought and sold long before any of them were piglets...

have fun, all... try not to hurt each other... it isn't going to matter either way, anyway.

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ESE, hi to you too! Good to see ya! ♥

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yeah, this place really sucks lately.

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LaChaylo, Mickey, Spider3, Anonymouse, hi there! *waves*

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Anonymouse73 - I'm a woman and spare me the transvaginal ultrasound crap that your little nancy or dead-eye harry or whoever knows they just have to mention with the word rape to give all the self-obsessed, self-righteous zombies the reason they need to go around screeching like banshees instilling fear among the general populace so that we'll all go straight to the polls and reelect someone who's been using our Constitution as his toilet paper. The SC ruled that abortion was a woman's right. All of the other laws are enacted by the individual states. If an abortion rights group doesn't like some of those laws they take it to the courts or put it up for a vote. Every time a Governor has tried to enact a law which would effectively end abortion in his state the citizens of that state have voted against him. This has happened even in the most conservative of states like Mississippi. This should make you feel better even if the SC ever overrules its previous decision. It's a States' Rights issue. The most an antiabortion Congressman can do is write up a bill that denies funding for abortion with our tax dollars and personally I think it is a fundamental right that someone who is against abortion shouldn't have to pay for it.

And speaking of abortion and rape, maybe I could take you "feminists" a little more seriously if you would make it a priority that when children are kicked to the abortion clinic doors by the adult men who got them that way it should be a law for the people who work in that clinic to report it to the authorities with severe consequences if they don't. Also, I'm not sure what an abortion entails but it seems to me a transvaginal ultrasound would be the least invasive procedure that would happen during one. I do realize, though, that some of the people who favor this procedure as a requirement view it at the very least as a stalling technique - an added hassle with added costs.

Chaylo:

It's kinda getting to you isn't it?

Especially living in a conservative state like Texas.

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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 1:27am.

What a lame ass attempt by the liberal left to try to disrespect a conservative politician.
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WTF. Really?

Last I checked this is an equal opportunity disrespect country. Shut the FUCK UP.

Cookie Monster:

What a lame ass attempt by the liberal left to try to disrespect a conservative politician.

Hey why don't you guys photoshop Obama in a dress...we all know he floats that way more than anyone else. Since he came out of the closet he's got tons of gays throwing glitter at him..

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Excellent post. Liberals can't talk ideas so they will resort to anything, even making shit up. You just end up looking absolutely foolish.

Just giving conservatives more reason to make record contributions to this election. I for one, will be giving in excess of $10,000.

Submitted by pfk on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 3:05am.

The vote is not about who's in the White House, not the important one anyway.

The vote is for the empty seats coming up in the Supreme Court and who will be the one appointing those justices, that's what Anony is talking about.

We're screwed if the conservatives get those appointments.

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The problem with politicians is that there is never one I really believe or trust, so voting always feels like settling. It's a fact of life that absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Hey TexnDoc - I'm pretty sure you're right but after the most recent Supreme Court decision... well, let's just say I don't want to take anything for granted. And while this fella and all of his czars certainly do have their heads up their asses, they are still a very sly, conniving bunch who have set the ball rolling in such a way on so many fronts that it may not matter who is in the WH for the next 50 years, and they know this. He is currently pulling a run on our treasury - and that's after all this debt. Metaphorically speaking, we as a country are crawling with a dick up our ass that is meant to stay there for a while, haha.

I am a little irked at Romney after what he did to Newt but he did save many businesses and the Olympics so I guess it's all good. However, when I look at Paul Ryan in all his glorious marigold feathery floweriness I can't help but think, "Save us Paul! Please!" I really like him and think he's smart as hell.

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"Submitted by pfk on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 1:52am.

Oh God I hope to hell he's our next Vice President. This country is crawling on its knees right now.
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You're kidding me, right?

I take it you're not: a woman, gay, elderly, a vet, a minority, a student...who else did I leave off who would be totally *screwed* by this guy's policies? Do you like liars? Because this guy and his running mate seem to be really good at not telling the truth...just not good at not being caught out!

We're not "crawling on our knees". Take into account the rest of the world and gain some fucking perspective. #firstworldproblems

The only people who are "scared" are the same people who are always scared and easily lead around by the gloom and doom party...the one who tried to keep us all PTSD with their "Orange Alert", "Yellow Alert" baloney.
Nothing to be "scared" about.

and Cookie Monster, I don't give a good gd if someone is "disrespecting" this guy. You get back what you put out. Tell me how he was respecting i.e. WOMEN when he decided to co-sponsor a bill that made it legal to FORCE transvaginal ultrasounds on women? Even women who had been tramatized by rape. Fuck. Him.

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<"Submitted by pfk on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 1:52am.
Oh God I hope to hell he's our next Vice President. This country is crawling on its knees right now.">

Won't even be close. Mark my words. It happens when "the country is crawling on its knees." The press will call it neck-and-neck until the polls close and then: blowout. Watch. People are scared and know the current fella has his head up his ass.

Oh God I hope to hell he's our next Vice President. This country is crawling on its knees right now.

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hi's, here to spread a little light humor I received in an email today (why me?) or something you may qualify as fucked up before I go to bed (slightly NSFW):

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=76b_1344981830

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*rolls into thread* I went to the fair tonight and had fried pickle spears and a vegetarian Indian taco for supper.

I also went into the farm animal barn. I told myself i'd only visit the horse barn, but then they had these cute little baby alpacas right up front just to lure you in, bastards. I then visited all of the cows and pigs and found out how much they are worth per pound and which bar/grill bought them *sads*

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boooooooooooooooooooooooooo stone the fucking bitch.

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What a lame ass attempt by the liberal left to try to disrespect a conservative politician.

Hey why don't you guys photoshop Obama in a dress...we all know he floats that way more than anyone else. Since he came out of the closet he's got tons of gays throwing glitter at him..

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RuPaul Ryan, your Aryan good looks might have won you some votes with the Fourth Reich , but your plans to eliminate Medicare left the judges feeling sick, now.. Sashay , AWAY

Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!

Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 12:32am.

I agree with you Mani. Life is life. Stop wasting our tax dollars on parole hearings.

Thank you for that link. I loved John Lennon, I was living in New York (not the City) when he was killed. I like Green Day as well, and that was a very good cover. ;-)

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Submitted by cmag on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 11:55pm.

I had similar thoughts watching Grimm last night. It's been that way for a while now, graphic, bloody images of "dead" bodies, esp. women. Guess it's all they can do to keep audiences interested. I'd rather see occasional nudity over this mess.

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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 10:43pm.

In other news:

Mark Chapman is up for parole again:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2190378/John-Lennons-killer-paro...

'I felt that by killing John Lennon I would become somebody, and instead of that I became a murderer and murderers are not somebodies.'

IMO a life sentence should be a life sentence.

Green Day with Working Class Hero...not a bad rework.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsTZ6sQHUsg&feature=related

They hate if your clever and despise a fool
'til your so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules

When they've tortured and scared you for twenty-odd years
Then they expect you to pick a career

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finally a reason to watch Glee

sincerely yours,

the white dragon

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Kiki, I've had Croatia 2nd on my list of places I must visit for years. (Spain is first) At first I just wanted to visit because it wasn't the usual spot that people visit. I never really wanted to visit France or Rome because those places are way too touristy.

But then I heard that it joined the EU and that it was cheap, and then I saw Bridgitte from The Girls Next Door visit on her Travel channel show and Anthony Bourdain went there for his show.

I want to go before it gets crowded with tourists! And If I ever go to Europe, I will have to visit 2 or 3 countries cuz it'll be cheaper and I don't ever think I'll be able to go back!

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Watching CSI: Las Vegas and they're showing a hell of a lot of gory shit. I haven't watched this show in several seasons so I can't remember if it was always this graphic?

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Yep,it certainly has.

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 11:35pm.
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That National Park, looks amazing, WOW!

How was the concert????? lol

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Submitted by bambam on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 11:15pm
Hi BamBam, as soon as I write you, I'm off as I don't want to 1) read the backlash or go into political philosphy tonight with anyone. But you asked me a couple of weeks ago my views and definition of socialism and I was waiting until I thought it was an appropriate time to answer.
Here's a definition of what I was trying to say.
I am not the most elequent writer BamBam. I'm completely aware of this.
The only additional thoughts to this link would be in my opinion, it doesn't make any difference if you are gay/strait, prolife/proabortion, for the middle east wars or not, if we as a nation become a country of one party- and we are very close, we are all doomed to the plight of NO LIBERTY. It won't make any difference what side of the aisle we are on or what we believe personally. Only a select Elite will be running our country. This is only my opinion BamBam. I will overlook just about anything to prevent this because personally I am a kind and generous person with a bit of a stinker streak and I want the freedom to have that. Sorry BamBam, I don't know how to link. but here is is, not in blue:
What is Democratic Socialism? - The Voids Of Free Thought You have a good eveing BamBam and those brownies were really really good:)ps: if you enjoy reading, I suggest you pick up StasiLand.
It's non fiction and an excellent read on post wall East Germany.

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I've been to Croatia, specifically this park:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plitvice_Lakes_National_Park
and I thought it was the most beautiful place on earth. That was before the war, though.

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bambam- I only two true DC natives and they are both truly lovely ladies. I just really miss home, you know?
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@ Kiki

Glad you got the reference I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! Just re rented it three weeks ago and will probably do it again.

I figured you'd been exposed to the "important" people in DC to have that opinion. Believe me, the natives of all stripes aren't like that. It's an age thing, generational, political, regional, etc.

Trust, if you have a rude encounter with someone they probably aren't long term residents.

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wssarmislandsun - No offense, but I have lived in DC off and on for the last 17 years, consistently for the last ten, so yeah, I feel 100% confident in my assessment of this shit hole. The people here SUCK with a capital S.
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bambam - 'In Bruges' - me and my brother say the following to each other ALL THE TIME - 'Fuck off, Gerry - it's midgets. FUCKIN' MIDGETS!' HA! I love the shit out of that movie and I saw Colin Farrell at ComicCon and he loved my David Bowie t-shirt. As for for DC/MD/VA,, my theory is they are a bunch of assholes who think they are VERY important. Yeah. of course you are.
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I love DC and I have met some really wonderful people there. I don't think you can make a sweeping generalization about any city.