Open Post: Hosted By Farrah Whatever's Latest Assault On Ears
Warning: If you didn't prolapse while listening to Teen Mom Farrah's last massacre of a song, then you will definitely fall completely out of your body while listening to her latest single "On My Own." This single comes complete with a zero budget homemade video shot by Farrah. I don't know what's worse: Farrah's daughter dancing to this mess on her dad's grave or the actual "song" which sounds like a bunch of robot cats drowning in a tub of electrocuted water. Oh, like it's really a contest. The song (or whatever you call that stabbing to my ears) is worse. The song is worse. That song actually made me stare out onto that cemetery full of dead people and feel jealousy toward them, because they're in a better place. A better place where they don't have to listen to musical murder like this.
via ONTD
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"turkeyless thanksgivings, christmasless christmases"
i bow down to Knock Knock, whomever you may be
/falling off my bed laughing
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 2:11am.
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Wham, ITA, it's ridiculous how they lost their shit, and how the moderators look the other way when they bash Aniston or bully other posters. Oh but if it's one of us doing it, we'll be moderated after two posts. Those guys are in the Brand's pockets, or perhaps loons are so desperate that they're willing to pay mods to keep their fantasy version of the Brand untarnished by "hateful troll posts".
That said, the fun part is how you shot down every argument, and my favorite part is when you start demanding apologies from all of them. I think Theresa has a special place in her heart for you though.
As for the main bully bitch, PT is reportedly a large, african american woman, which makes weirder the fact that she worships someone like Jolie.
I discovered "Cesar" has a Youtube account. The shit he spews over there is equally laughable.
Stop lying Simy.
I'm watching Dateline, which I never watch because I don't like murder stories but damn don't they hook you in the first sixty seconds!
I adore Willem... But this was beyond...there is a lot of genital mutilation and other mutilation in the film.. That would have sent anyone else packing.. Instead tho::: lar s carries or crawls the plot forward... It was way too much.
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 2:21am.
still The Psych, but i have three others in the hole...
just dropped a payload hee hee hee
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hi Giga, I'm Whamo, so very nice to meet you:P
The Illusionist is on right now, I don't care what anyone says Jennifer Biel is smokin hot!
Hi, I'm Giga...can I join in?
Yeah, I really can't believe what I'm seeing there. They're just rabid! And a few of them, including PT let slip they read The D frequently, lol.
Lmao @ Foxxy- Please give and give it good!
@Sal, please don't watch A Serbian Film. I've been scarred just reading about it.
Sal what name is Foxxy going under?
VoB, actually it was that Theresa girl that said she was talking to God know who at the Olympics explaining how insane I was, lol!!! Like I was saying she was at the Olympics STILL talking about Angelina and everything Jolie Pitt, yea that's normal! LOL!!!
Sal, what would happen if you became them? Catch my...? ;p lmao
@veryoldbat, wow, he should have called it Lars Von Trier instead of Antichrist... Love Willem. lollol
ETA: how are your (un)intended? typos always so funny? Bearer oaf HAHAHA
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 2:07am.
danger Danger.... OMG... Earlier we we talking about movies... Being the bearer oaf sweetness and light.. Please skip Antichrist.... Not for you....
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
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Oh too late for me VOB... "Antichrist" is one of those movies that will scar you for life, like "Irreversible". After I sat through it I was left feeling somewhat sick and emotionally depleted.
I heard "A Serbian Film" is equally disturbing, I've been trying to gather up courage to watch it, but I'm not quite there yet.
Whamo... PT mentioned you personally to large err big industrial.. Industry insiders while at the Olympics... Now thats Winning...
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
That PT has NO LIFE, well JJ IS her life anyway.
That chick lives there, she can't be away for more than four hours a day from the looks of things. Oh ya, I think this whole engagement is by far the most fucked up I've ever seen them. They are going at every single angle they can to try and take ole Jen down .lol!!!
Sal... promise for the future? Do tell...
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:53am.
Sal...I left a few messages with you this week didn't I? Is someone using your name?
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Nope, we definitely exchange messages over there, but at some point, one of the loons hijacked our monikers... you know they are stupid and childish like that. There was somebody also posting as "tasmin", btw.
Some of our posts got deleted, though. It's actually funny because it makes it look like those whoreshippers are talking to invisible people, and when they accuse us of staying there too long, they simply have no evidence. :D
I tell them all the time that deleting posts is as futile as trying to sweep sand off the beach, but they won't hear me. :D
danger Danger.... OMG... Earlier we we talking about movies... Being the bearer oaf sweetness and light.. Please skip Antichrist.... Not for you....
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
@ Reason....yes Uno is my kitty buddy:)
@ Sal......I thought you were there this week, I saw you comment on a few of my comments unless someone is using your name? If so there were on our side anyway!
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:48am.
@ VOB......Sal here is the all famous Tampax lol,
Ya, they are losing their shit that's for sure. They are breaking down every single thing they think of lol! What a bunch whack jobs!
Hey there Sal, quite the week over there Eh! Lol!!!
I heard PT woke up in the middle of the night with thought of Jen getting married, I don't know how that could be because that would mean she actually sleeps and from what I can tell the bitch never leaves her computer!!
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lolololol... Whamo. Passing Shit has actually cut out a hole in her chair and placed a bidet underneath. I loved when she claimed to be away playing "Bejeweled" after Giga called her out on how she reports people to moderators. Lying landwhale.
I've been laughing non-stop the whole week. It's the biggest loon meltdown we've witnessed so far, even outdoing the Brand's "promise for the future" announcement.
Whamo, I said that before, you should use them and pay the anals back! #somean lolol
@Foxxy, HA!
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LMFAO. thank you Sal. ok, loons, ask and ye shall receive, motherfuckers...
Hi Within! um, er, i have a little errand to run for a minute i'll be right back
ETA: "heard PT woke up in the middle of the night with thought of Jen getting married,"
you have got to be kidding me. also, did Theresa get a chance to discuss Whamo again with Important Entertainment Industry Studio People Who Work With Angie while she was (lying about being) at the olympics?
/goes to make pre-JJ adult beverage
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Sal...I left a few messages with you this week didn't I? Is someone using your name?
Olol, I actually recognize who PT is, oh mercy me! Haha
@veryoldbat: how's the manhole ahead, danger danger! Winning? Hahahhaha
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Sal. You are a wordsmith amoung loons!!!!! You drive them to new levels... LMAO!!!!
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Hi veryoldbat, Sal, Whamo, Foxxy and other night dwellers! *waves*
@Sal you putting up a good effort this eve?
@Whamo, is Uno your kitty? aww
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@ VOB......Sal here is the all famous Tampax lol,
Ya, they are losing their shit that's for sure. They are breaking down every single thing they think of lol! What a bunch whack jobs!
Hey there Sal, quite the week over there Eh! Lol!!!
I heard PT woke up in the middle of the night with thought of Jen getting married, I don't know how that could be because that would mean she actually sleeps and from what I can tell the bitch never leaves her computer!!
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:43am.
Hi Sal!! *makes "bawk bawk bawk" sound back at you*
the Aniston thread here is chock full o'lunacy, so i have no doubt there is a full out flapping screeching and moulting over at JJ. Whamo, i have not been there in a week or so but no doubt with this engagement/pre-nup brouhahaa somebody over there surely needs some therapeutic advice... ;-)
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Foxxy can you believe that the loons actually asked about you? :D
Where’s the other crazy idiot doctor they hired “don’tfearthewankjob”.? There’s another delusional troll skipping her way to lalal and. Ever heard the old adage physician heal that thyself. Trolls are so entertaining…..
That's loonish for "we miss you", in case you were wondering. XD
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Hi Sal!! *makes "bawk bawk bawk" sound back at you*
the Aniston thread here is chock full o'lunacy, so i have no doubt there is a full out flapping screeching and moulting over at JJ. Whamo, i have not been there in a week or so but no doubt with this engagement/pre-nup brouhahaa somebody over there surely needs some therapeutic advice... ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ Whamo.. They were yelling at each other over the stone cut and size.. And who from the D posts as Tampax ?
My issues now have issues.. So take a number
Hey there Whamo, Foxxy, Within...
Did somebody say loons? Bwahahaha. :D
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Hey there Foxxy girl, all's well on my end, have you been fuckin with the loons? I was hackin on them a bit this week. Man are they having a meltdown with Jen and her dude lol!!
@ VeryOB......aww, Uno waves a paw back:)
hey Whamo! Hope all is well
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:48pm.
you rock!! must have been terrifying for both of you. like Within said, enjoy the recovery celebration ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Waves at Within... left paw to Whamos cat...;)
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Kiki.. Where in Boston are you from? Do you still live there?
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:42pm.
Wow...I actually helped save someones life tonight.
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Holy Shit Mani, that's awesome, good for you, be very proud that under the gun you reacted brilliantly, I tip my hat, well played!!!!!
You just made a massive leap up the Karma wheel.
We indeed have a hero on the D! :D
"@KiKi, hehehe love it. *high-fives ya* for your unapologetic lust for that fox Oldman! "
Right back atcha, Within.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Mani6, in that case, someone is getting some majah nookie tonight, lolol seriously though, lucky girl! ;P
@KiKi, hehehe love it. *high-fives ya* for your unapologetic lust for that fox Oldman!
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"Wow...I actually helped save someones life tonight. Learn that Heimlich manuever,you never know when you might need to do it. That piece of steak came flying out like a bullet!"
Holy shit, I didn't even see this early. Jesus. How intense. I'm glad you were able to do that.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
"This is perfection! LOL Total "Postman always rings twice" fantasy! rwarrrrrrrr *Looking through netflix now...* nom nom nom. Your sis is in denial. I agree, there's a 25 year difference between Caine and Oldman, Gary is definitely the lovah! ;)"
HAHAH. My sister eventually shame-faced admitted her lust for Herr Oldman. I was all 'I know, I know. I can not even tell you how many of my sex fantasies star him, even though he's nearly 20 years older than I am.' I just love Michael Caine in a platonic, affectionate paternal way. My father also has the world's biggest man crush on Michael Caine, which just increases my affection for him.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Way to go Mani!!!!!!
put on that cape! Seriously, good for you. That is awesome.
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He excites me
Must be like a genesis of rhythm
I get feisty
Whenever I'm with him
Yes WR! *runs around like super hero* But seriously it actually worked. My GF couldn't breath or talk. She was just pointing at her throat.
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
Mani6, are you serious? OMG, you must be pumped up on adrenaline! Or if you ever need it, better hope someone knows how to do that sh*te too! Good for you!
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Wow...I actually helped save someones life tonight. Learn that Heimlich manuever,you never know when you might need to do it. That piece of steak came flying out like a bullet!
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
KiKi, "Me: 'Save your denials for your boys and husband. I know the difference between 'I love Michael Caine because he reminds me of Dad' and 'I love Gary Oldman because I have had more than one sexual fantasy about him about him screwing me on the kitchen floor."
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This is perfection! LOL Total "Postman always rings twice" fantasy! rwarrrrrrrr *Looking through netflix now...* nom nom nom. Your sis is in denial. I agree, there's a 25 year difference between Caine and Oldman, Gary is definitely the lovah! ;)
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Evil - Yeah, it's basically saying you think you're better than you are.
Later girl, have a good night.
Also, remember my favorite line from "Kill Bill Vol 2" - "You're not a bad person, in fact you're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt." HAHAHAHAH. The man of my dreams will know to drop this line on me. My girlfriends, of course, are all "I don't get why you think that's a compliment."
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
bmitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:25pm.
Fightin' words, huh? That is funny!
Well, I'm outtie. Have a good one guys.
See you in the morrow!
Evil - two toilet, lace curtain Irish is a serious insult in Boston. It basically means you've forgotten where you've come from (the Irish projects) and have moved to the fancy suburbs (Roslindale, Quincy, or even, God forbid, Milton). Thems be fightin' words. :) I can also say, it's been thrown at my parents as they grew up in the Irish ghettos only to have their parents move into the wealthier suburbs as they moved into their transitioned into their early 20s.
Within - I had no influence on my sister. It was independent, which made it all the funnier. First we were talking about Michael Caine and it was all platonic, affectionate 'I just adore him!'/'yeah, me too. He's such a rad old dude'. Sister: 'And Gary Oldman. *lustily* I just love him. God, I love him. Love. Him.'/ Me: *thinks 'Wait a minute* 'Oh is that how it is? HAHAHAA. *pauses* I so totally would. You have no idea.'/Sister: 'Oh I just like him as the character.'/Me: 'Save your denials for your boys and husband. I know the difference between 'I love Michael Caine because he reminds me of Dad' and 'I love Gary Oldman because I have had more than one sexual fantasy about him about him screwing me on the kitchen floor'/My sister: 'I JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN IT!'/Me: "He's sexy. Don't fight it. You're in a safe place.'
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:00pm.
She is tempting fate just by standing by a Kennedy, PERIOD!
She has shit taste in men, I guess that is pretty obvious because they are all gay or on their way to Gayville.
@KiKI-Evil - I fucking loathe that squinty-eyed Swift bitch. As a Boston Irish-Catholic whose family unfortunately has a lot of connections with those shanty, two-toilet, lace curtain dirtbag Irish Kennedys, I have yet another reason to loathe that bitch. UGH. Barf.
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I am LOL'ing at "two-toilet, lace curtain dirtbag Irish Kennedys". I wish Vanity Fair would use that phrase when they are writting their slobbering articles about "America's Cameltoe(Camelot) Family".
I am with Louise, WTF does a 22 yr old chick see in an 18 yr old high school senior? I was dating a 30 yr old at 22, and even then, I thought the guy was an immature dbag.