New Couple Alert?
I know, I'm wrong for that headline, because I'd like to think that tortured creature has better taste than to get with that bitch. Be more specific as to which tortured creature I'm talking about, you say? I'm talking about the bitch who looks stoned? More specific than that? Okay, the bitch who has lipstick! Okay shit, I'm talking about the bitch who wasn't in The OC? Is that more specific?
But seriously, that "given up on life" look in that pooch's eyes tell me that he's had it and knows that the quickest way to get a one-way ticket up to the heavens is to lick his way to an overdose by slurping on Mischa Barton's cokey lips. Nothing says "goodbye, cruel world, I'm done with you" like tongue kissing Mischa Barton.
Here's a few more of Mischa and her dog friend at the opening of her clothing store in London last night. Yes, her clothing store. That Mischa Barton has a store that sells clothes. Yeah, total drug front. #laundermoneybitch
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I saw her in the South of France, years ago, when she was with Brandon Davis. She looked utterly average and pretty miserable to be hanging out with her greasy boyfriend. They broke up shortly afterwards.
I think she looks better than she has for a while in these photos. She's lost the coke bloat in her face but I do wish she'd go a bit lighter on the makeup; natural lips would go better with those heavy eyes, or natural eyes with the red lips...
Also, I'd like to nominate for Hot Slut the dude in the flowered shirt in photo #3.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 11:44am.
This is how to wear red lips...IMO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOmo5m6I738
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Oh dear god in heavean, what the fuck????? The tarantula on her lips!!! Jesus. I will get you back for this video after I am done unfurling myself from the fetal position.
And poor Mischa. Let's hope that this is part of her AA recovery, owning a clothing shop since she does not seem to get many acting parts that are not connected to Zalman King-type porn lite flicks. I saw some mess she was in where she played an engineer or architect, something like that, and that creepy boy who was the special mutant in "X-Men: The Last Stand" and "Thank You for Smoking" played a psycho resident in the place that she was overseeing. I mean, she is not a bad actress, no worse than many others out there. Seriously, it's sad to see a young person fuck up his/her life with drugs. Good luck to her.
MK, girl, you know you're wrong. But you never claimed to be right. So I'mma let this one slide.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 2:11am.
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Sorry I missed ya *waves Hi there!*
OnT: Mischa has a clothing store? Hahaha that's rich! #laundermoneybitch lolol
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Can dogs get herpes ?
This is how to wear red lips...IMO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOmo5m6I738
That doggie could be a gold digger! OK the red lipstick already...is this ever going to stop?
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 11:53pm.
Submitted by tomahawk on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 11:28pm.
She probably would look prettier if she smiles...
Unfortunately no, she has wonky teeth. :(
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Oh god beware - give this girl some veneers!!
What the hell happened to Misha Barton? She's looking fuglier & fuglier as days go by; it's almost like she's melting right in front of our eyes...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
That Basset had to take a Silkwood shower after that photo-op.
HOwdee... How's everyone? Auto correctt is especially creative with its word choices toNight. .. I apologize in advance.. ::: waves at WR
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Either the doggie is enjoying it OR he's letting out a giant happy doodie! Seriously, his eyes are rolling back! It's so cute! lol
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that bitch has cleaned up since i last saw her, i cant say the same thing about mischa barton though.
Story tag should read Animal Abuse.
that pooch is obviously just in this relationship seeking mediocre fame... hopefully the dog doesn't get his/her heart broken.
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Ugh, that's Mischa's tongue isn't it? Lol
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Bambam bambam, only when it comes to Mischa french kissing a doggie... Are we prudes! Actually, doggies are loyal and true friends, I'd happily lick tonsils with mine. But they lick each other's ass, just so you know! HAHAHAHA if there are any bref issues, that's why! They are still little loves!! *side-eyes the kitty cat lovahs on here* haahah
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Submitted by tomahawk on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 11:28pm.
She probably would look prettier if she smiles...
Unfortunately no, she has wonky teeth. :(
Well what's wrong with showing your dog a little affection? There's nothing wrong with holding a chicken drumstick between your teeth or filling your mouth with peanut butter and letting her lick it out, is there?
Am I a pervert for frenching my poochie and sleeping with her naked? I thought everybody did that.
Boy, you people are prudes.
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Dogs are too generous.
Good lawd NO! Dogs lick their own asses as well as other dog's asses... so giving a doggie a tongue bath is like licking its ass! Nevermind how they eat their own feces... ARGH
Keep licking on it, Mischa HAHAHAHAH
On second thought, her tongue is probably worse! lmao
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Years of eating disorders, maybe drugs and depressions took their toll.
She probably would look prettier if she smiles, but I doubt that she would mean it and in that case it would look more like a grimace.
She was very arrogant back then, but she took a lot of shit since then, so I can't hate her and after all I still think that one is allowed to make mistakes, especially when young. Though I'd still love to have an excuse for Lily Allens "Let your kids try drugs, they're fun" bullshit she blabbered when she was 22.
EvilShoe on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:58pm.
I know dog's mouths are suppose to be clean and all, but really people, THAT BREATH!
*pukes*
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Not all dogs have bad breath, by any means. My dog has great breath--not dirty, nasty, or smelly at all. She's also cleaner than some people in my office, who submit others to that putrid mask of halitosis that hangs around them like a cloud.
Now THAT is puke-worthy.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:58pm.
I know dog's mouths are suppose to be clean and all, but really people, THAT BREATH!
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I think I'd rather have that doggy breath than Mischa's..... dogs are so wonderfully loving and forgiving, and yes, an occasional fart every now and again - but I can't even imagine what her breath smells/tastes like..... old grandma's nightie drawer or something..... ugh!
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Mischa dresses horribly. Who the fuck would to buy clothes "by" her?
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:59pm.
Trashy - when did Brit Brit shave her head? Is that when MB went into a ward?
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Britney's meltdowns happened in 2008. I guess Barton didn't get covered because nobody cared.
That's actually kind of sad.
Agreed that she was great in "Lost and Delirious." I remember watching it and thinking she was going to be big.
Trashy - when did Brit Brit shave her head? Is that when MB went into a ward?
I know dog's mouths are suppose to be clean and all, but really people, THAT BREATH!
*pukes*
Found this on Wikipedia:
In July 2009, after seeking medical attention for a tooth infection, Barton was sectioned for two weeks under a 5150 that allows a psychiatrist to involuntarily confine a person deemed to have a mental disorder that makes them a danger to themselves and others. Of the incident, she said:
"If they feel you are depressed or a danger to yourself they can hold you on a 5150. I am terrified of needles and they wanted to pump me full of drugs and I said, "No, absolutely not. I don't want to be here," and got into a fight with the nurses, and that led to my 5150."
Damn. I don't remember this at all.
Few things make me gag; this is one of them...people, please don't kiss animals
I can't fault her for kissing the puppeh--I kiss mine all the time, and sometimes she slips her tongue in there if she's especially happy. Doggy kisses are the best!
It's funny Mishy should come up here--I just watched "Lost & Delirious" (which came out circa 2001) & she was quite good in that. She could have had an actual career.
One Liner - me too! When I first saw her on the OC I thought she was so gorgeous. She's still pretty, when she's not all drugged up, but nothing like before.
At the time she gave an interview to some magazine about her 2 male co-stars not being that cute. She was so rude and insulting and the magazine had the balls to print it. She sounded like the biggest bitch. Because she was so hot she got away with it, but not anymore.
another for faces of meth.
I'll admit, I kind of liked the OC....mostly because it was so bad. There was this dumb episode where they tried to write in a lesbian tryst between Mischa and Olivia Wilde. I guess they thought that was hot, but mostly it just looked painfully awkward.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
i hope we ain't trying to make this person happen...again...
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She looks like a cross between Goopy Paltrow and my SIL. All three are insufferable narcissists.
Night GG!
LOL SweetAss! She is all GOOD! Suck on that doggie tongue Mischa! hahahah
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Nite all!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Wow Misha, you don't look coked up at all! Just very, VERY intense.
the first line from her IMDB page is huh-larious!
"An actress with talent and poise beyond her years, born in London and raised in New York, Mischa Barton has the kind of career most actors can only dream about"
um yeah. you're a superstar.
GG, I think that was her best-acted role!
Ah you remembered that role LaChaylo? HA!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Mischa needs to crawl back under that Sixth Sense bed. She's looking like death with too much makeup on.
Ick.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 8:36pm.
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Lmao Lucy♥! To me, you have no accent,... neither do I! *said in a nasal voice, to your ears anyway, lol* ;p
OnT: This chick has lost it... the dog is adorbs!
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Jesus! Get that filthy animal away from that puppy!!!!!
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they say she sells clothes....looks like she sells bacon flavoured makeup....
I have a pointless point when you post there's "no such thing as a Brit accent"?
Although I can see your point. This Southerner has been to Sydney and Tokyo and asked which part of London he lived in.
TexnDoc: Since an accent literally means an individual way of speaking, two siblings in the same house can have different accents.
Pointless point, since I'm pretty sure you know what I mean - what anybody means - when they refer to an "accent", generally speaking.