Afternoon Crumbs

August 10, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Lana Del Rey’s in Italian Vogue and her inflated lips have got me craving Hillshire Farms Polksa Kielbasa – Drunken Stepfather

I hope that Bradley Cooper is saying to John Travolta: “Grrrrrl, fix that wig!” – Lainey Gossip

But I bet Derek Hough’s gay bar hissy fit included a kick ball change and a few twirls – Celebitchy

Shouldn’t Gwen Stefani’s ass have foundation and lipstick all on it? Gavin Rossdale is so not going to like her butt if it’s not painted up. – The Superficial

Well, the ass on top of Pat Robertson’s neck constantly births out trash balls of shit, so it is possible – Towleroad

I hope Posh wears the little Gucci dress for the Spice Girls’ reunion at the Olympic Closing Ceremony – The Berry

Cheetopatra, comin’ atcha – Popsugar

I don’t eat vegetables or have any plants, so I don’t know what kind of weird alien broccoli tree Pink’s carrying – Hollywood Tuna

Why is Kerry Washington wearing one of Suri’s old dresses? – Popoholic

For why is Snooki not in these pictures? – Cityrag

Moves like Chandler – Videogum

Conclusion: cats are ninjas – OMG Blog

And Kim Kuntrashian will name her baby Periwinkle Fern – ICYDK

Taylor Lautner is auditioning beards, I see – Just Jared

Bubbles can sniff a gold digging bitch out – Hollywood Rag

“My marriage is perfect! My husband loves vagina! I love penis! Wicked Wisdom!” – I’m Not Obsessed

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