Friday, August 10th 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

Lana Del Rey's in Italian Vogue and her inflated lips have got me craving Hillshire Farms Polksa Kielbasa - Drunken Stepfather

I hope that Bradley Cooper is saying to John Travolta: "Grrrrrl, fix that wig!" - Lainey Gossip 

But I bet Derek Hough's gay bar hissy fit included a kick ball change and a few twirls - Celebitchy

Shouldn't Gwen Stefani's ass have foundation and lipstick all on it? Gavin Rossdale is so not going to like her butt if it's not painted up. - The Superficial 

Well, the ass on top of Pat Robertson's neck constantly births out trash balls of shit, so it is possible - Towleroad

I hope Posh wears the little Gucci dress for the Spice Girls' reunion at the Olympic Closing Ceremony - The Berry 

Cheetopatra, comin' atcha - Popsugar

I don't eat vegetables or have any plants, so I don't know what kind of weird alien broccoli tree Pink's carrying - Hollywood Tuna 

Why is Kerry Washington wearing one of Suri's old dresses? - Popoholic

For why is Snooki not in these pictures? - Cityrag

Moves like Chandler - Videogum

Conclusion: cats are ninjas - OMG Blog

And Kim Kuntrashian will name her baby Periwinkle Fern - ICYDK

Taylor Lautner is auditioning beards, I see - Just Jared 

Bubbles can sniff a gold digging bitch out - Hollywood Rag 

"My marriage is perfect! My husband loves vagina! I love penis! Wicked Wisdom!" - I'm Not Obsessed

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Submitted by dementa on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 2:51am.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 11:05pm.

Yes, Im sure in Europe, she has joined the elite pantheon of greats like David Hasselhoff, who are just too wonderful for the narrow-minded Americans.

*snerk*
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I was actually going to write a much longer post but I didn't have time. This really applies to the whole world too. I love listening to the pop stations in Mexico because they play so much more variety.
Nelly Furtado, Lily Allen, Kate Nash, Kylie Minogue and Jamiroquai have been bigger everywhere else but the US. It's a shame IMHO.

The point is that we make more than enough terrible music so why would we import it from other countries? But I think theres a lot of fun music made in other counties that people who only listen to Top 40 radio miss out on.

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karen's picture

" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs

media, just stop pushing this bored billionaires daughter, a perpetrating fraud, down our throats. i gave her the benefit of the doubt and listened to a few tunes, not impressed. wish shed just be a damn reality show socialite to get her precious fame.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 11:05pm.

Yes, Im sure in Europe, she has joined the elite pantheon of greats like David Hasselhoff, who are just too wonderful for the narrow-minded Americans.

*snerk*

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:21am.
ESE, what do YOU think of Gwen's tush?:)
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i think if it had ice cream melting off of it, it would make for a nice dessert!... that's too forward isn't it?... see this is why i can't go to Baskin Robbins anymore!... heehee!

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parissucksliterally's picture

ESE, what do YOU think of Gwen's tush?:)

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

proving once again that if there is a God, he/she/it is lazing on the job... Pat Robertson is still among the living.

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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Daniee's picture

Hmmm....guess I'm in the minority who thinks Gwen's bum is pretty meatless. She doesn't look bad or anything...that's not what I mean.

How can someone have a couple of kids and look as great as Gwen does? Everything is so toned; she doesn't look like her stomach has ever stretched. I am jealous.

WithinReason...'s picture

Ya, Gwen's ass is pretty fabulous, and here we thought her 24/7 makeup was the secret to that marriage! LOL

Because I'm a sucker for romance...
http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/gwen-stefani-gavin-rossdale-in-palm... *looks good to me*

Note to Del Taco, stfd honey, Karen Black did it better!

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WinterOwl22's picture

Gwen has a great bod! And that ass!

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WinterOwl22's picture

GG, I'm actually not surprised Lana is bigger in Europe. They're much more open minded there, which is why so many American acts make it there.

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Zorba-the-Geek's picture

Lana looked so much cuter as regular-lipped Lizzie Grant. She was a pretty girl with a great body. But they did her nose, mouth, even her eyes? I heard with Botox you can make your eyes pointier and more cat-like. But I imagine it's hard to get the symmetry right. Damn. I only think the long red hair was a good choice.

http://thegloss.com/beauty/lizzie-grant-lana-del-ray-405/

PeachPie's picture

Dayum, Gwen Stefani's ass is just about perfect. Jealous!

Daniee's picture

Jada P Smith, Puhhleeez. Looks like she might be taking out her blue clit on pumping iron...holy crap no body fat on her AT all!! Her face eveen looks like roided muscle.

Cat physics dude is pretty cool.

Love the hot Bradley Cooper!!!

I didn't know Gwen had such a cute bikini bod. Great booty.

turnelbup's picture

Did this Lana Del Rey fall face-first onto a grinding wheel? Where that bitch's nose at?

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Hekki's picture

Why has she inflated her lips but not her tits? I mean, I understand if you want to remain natural (I do!) but if you're willing to mess up your face, why not your chest?

I agree with whomever said she has great hair.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Right?! Typical Canadian passive-aggression.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Lana del Ray looks very much like the stunning Claudia Cardinale from her "Once Upon a Time in the West Days" circa 1968.

I also like her "flat chest". So tired of beautiful women and fake boobs.

Gardening Girl's picture

FORGOT!!!! I hope you put a voodoo curse on that effer!

Poor kitty!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 9:25pm.

Mine would just sit in my lap and dig her claws into my thighs if I tried to put her down. Once I went to Japan for a few days and my coworker, who lived below me, promised to feed and water her while I was gone. Turns out, she "forgot" so when I got home my poor Princess Babydoll Fluffypants read me the riot act for 15 minutes.

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Gardening Girl's picture

Chris, I said Gigi was going to piss in their shoes. My kitteh does this when she is annoyed with us humans.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

The only thing I learned from that cat-dropping video is that the guy and his kid are douchebags and I hope Gigi the kitty claws their balls off in their sleep.

Fuckers.

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LaChaylo's picture

Louise Brooks, me too. I can't stand that fakety fake ass, fake lipped boring ho!

Gardening Girl's picture

But I thought the "hipsters" were fond of her? How could she be hot in Europe? I thought they were picky about music there.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Lana Del Rey is the Anastacia of 2012: big in Europe and can't get a parking ticket in the US. I think that "SNL" fiasco vented any steam-heat that was building up. The only time you see her stateside are appearances with the Chateau Mormaid and Gaga.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 6:31pm.
Speaking of Chandler, did anybody catch "Go On", Matthew Perry's new show? It was laugh out loud funny.
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I loved it! It was funny but different that the only sit-coms going right now. Perry has his usual humor but it was mixed with so intelligence and emotion.

*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*

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I, for one, am SURPRISED, Posh is even hanging for one minute, with the cheerful happy spice girls! #impressed! ;)

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WinterOwl22's picture

The Spice Girls at the closing ceremony? The only thing I'm looking forward to is when the Brits get to hand over the torch to the Brazilians at the end.

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louise_brooks's picture

Something about llama Del Meh makes me really ragey.

Possum's picture

Ugh, Gwen needs a sandwich.

bitchSpray's picture

make-up or no make-up, gwen has a killer ass. period.

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

"Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 5:43pm.

God I just want to punch Lana Del Ray in the face AND her PR firm cuz this trick ain't gonna happen."

OH EVIL! *Hugging you so hard with my mind* I hate her too.
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Hekki's picture

Submitted by SANS FARDS: " "Hitting Manhattan hotspot PHD with Leonardo DiCaprio on August 3, Kanye “didn’t even look at girls,” says an eyewitness to In Touch."

Of course not. He was too busy hitting on all of the men."

Hahaha, that's what I was thinking.

Stupid whore. (Kim, not you.)

SANS FARDS's picture

"Hitting Manhattan hotspot PHD with Leonardo DiCaprio on August 3, Kanye “didn’t even look at girls,” says an eyewitness to In Touch."

Of course not. He was too busy hitting on all of the men.

Kerry Washington = yes.

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Gardening Girl's picture

Gigaboob, YES! *makes offering*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Mani6's picture

As long as Jada and Will Smith are still humping each other, we can all go home now. I guess the tabloids can't believe that some people might actually stay married in Hollywood.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

ME- Let me know what you think.

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Lol! May Lord Hanuman use his mighty strength and send her to the suffering world of Naraka for one million moons.

Isthatwhatyoumeanttosay's picture

Lana's face looks like a Picasso in that pic. She has no symmetry anywhere. Lovely hair though.

Gardening Girl's picture

Giga, maybe we can ask Kali to come for her? :D

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Gigi the "ninja cat" is going to piss in that guy's shoes.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

WithinReason...'s picture

Derek, a gaybar hissy fit is so YOU!

Nize Azz Gwen!

Pat Robertson, you could be the POPE and I still CNGAF about YO ASS! FU

I'd be happy if KK would quit life!

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I swear to Ganesh I'm so tired of seeing this talentless non-entity. She needs to go.

M.E.'s picture

Uvy - I have it on DVR for later tonight after my family leaves.

badwolf's picture

I hope that ICYDK headline was sarcastic. But again, gossip sites consider anything about KK 'breaking news'

Granny Clampett's picture

Dear British people, The Spice Girls SUCK. Please stop encouraging them to perform or even go out in public for that matter. They sucked back when they were young and now they're all middle aged botoxed hags so they're not even cute anymore. Did I mention that the Spice Girls SUCK??

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