Thursday, August 2nd 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Disappointment

The first disappointment of the day for me was when I read story after story about how a delicious chicken sandwich is the unofficial anti-gay rights symbol. The second disappointment of the day came when I got hungry for a chicken sandwich and realized that Popeye's ass doesn't deliver to my area. The third disappointment of the day came when I was looking for pictures on a photo agency website and thought that a set of tiny thumbnails were pictures of this glamorous flower:

Then I clicked on a thumbnail and found out it was just Lindsay Lohan's busted ass at Make-Up Forever in L.A. There needs to be a store called Sit Down Forever and bitch needs to go there instead. Damn you LiLo for not being Jose Eber in easy access shorty shorts.

Posted by: Michael K


beb's picture

This one here ^^^^ is barking non-stop.

At the broom.

*smacks head*

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

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Within, I've only used the Crest Whitestrips once and Listerine Whitenng mouthwash. My teeth did feel more sensitive, but the results last, unless you drink coffee and soda all the time. : )

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ESE, because I was worried about your ass, and this song made me think of ya...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcToYxHd1_o

heehhehe Hope is well, Hi. ♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫

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(((ESE))) hi!

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beb's picture

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:45pm.

Thank you for keeping it PG. ;-) *Hands WR a piece of Orbit, pats head*

Tomorrow is looking a little dicey already. But I'd rather focus on the now. :-)

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

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Submitted by jaariel on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:39pm.
WINTEROWL!!!
And errbody else, a rousing howdy- do to you!

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*tips hat at Jaariel*

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WithinReason...'s picture

Ok, I have a little question...

Anyone on here, ever tried teeth bleaching? I don't really need it but I'm curious... very. Does it make your teeth sensitive, is it worth it... *sheepishly asks* Yes, I am a fool! lolol :)

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*sock slides through thread door*... *rummages around behind bar*... *feels awkward stares*...

what?... i forgot my cigs!... hold this for me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTDa4NvsSI4

*waves at all*... catch you all in the night time!

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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Submitted by beb on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:42pm.
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I said that before bebeh, it's almost like they expect us to actually work! Pffffft dumb, fluffers (keeping it clean for you...)

Sooooo glad it's Thursday.... the weekend HAS LANDED, whether it knows it, or not! :)

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WinterOwl22's picture

Evil, not much is going on. Evey plan I've made with friend's to go to the beach or have a BBQ, has fallen thorugh. But I am determined to do something before fall classes begin!

beb, yeah I'm usually here at night but sometimes I actually have time to comment during the day. : )

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:36pm.
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See Wowlie, you were talking NONSENSE! OLOL

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:40pm.

Good, but tired. Long week at work, and still have Friday to go. :-(

ETA: I love it when they talk about "hookers" and "johns" on the 6:00 news.

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

winniwins's picture

Thumb 6- bitch just stole sumpin.

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Submitted by beb on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:32pm.
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Bebeh, you know, I love you, so don't worry! You can say anything to me, and I'll listen. ♥♥♥ How are ya bebeh?!

*I love calling you bebeh, so if you mind, please don't tell me, cuz I won't listen* ahahahahhahahahahh <333 <333 heeheehee

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WINTEROWL!!!
And errbody else, a rousing howdy- do to you!

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WithinReason...'s picture

EvilShoe, the day I let politics get in the way of REASON, will be the day I quit this life, ie. not gonna happen. Don't worry, all's good here. I know where it's at... *winks*

Glad to hear your hanging in there Evil! Breaks my heart to know you're still experiencing symptoms... and possibly pain, but happy to see you in good spirits!

I'm doing well, thank you! :)

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Submitted by jaariel on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:23pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 5:37pm.
I've noticed for a few weeks that every time I come into the OP, everyone leaves me here alone....

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^^^^MEE TOOO, WOWL!!^^^^^

Last few posts I made, nobody answered me at all...and I asked questions... :-(

***wondering if I'm stinky or if errrbody just don't like ***. (sads)

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I haven't seen you in a bit, but I hope I wasn't one of the people who ignored you. : /

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:31pm.

*does royal GB Olympics themed wave to WinterOwl and all*

/never means to ignore anyone

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by jaariel on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:23pm.

***wondering if I'm stinky or if errrbody just don't like ***. (sads)

There is no crying on the D! Can't guarantee the stinky, though.

How's it going?

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

Hey winterowl, what's happening with you?

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:27pm.

F*ck

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There goes that trucker mouf again.

jk, MUAH! How you doing, WR?

Hi Owl! I always see you late night (well, early in the morning). Don't think you're still on.

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

WinterOwl22's picture

*waves to Twatty, Jack, Jaariel, Foxx and Evil*

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Hi within :)

I'm independent so I really don't have a side and I'm not religious either. I just thought if Michael mentioned it, he cares about it and I would write something. No biggie.

I feel okay, thank you for asking. I still have memory issues, nausea and pain etc. I never take pain meds so I'm sorta screwed and suffer. Last thing I need is an addiction.

How are you doing? :)

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Submitted by beb on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:25pm.
Jacko, I *love* what you've done with your hair. :-)

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AAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

And I love what he has done with his hairy BELLEH! UGH! NO!

*I am very sorry Kenny... I mean Jack*

F*ck

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Snarkley's picture

I see the two big pics of Blohan, where's Jose Eber?

beb's picture

Jacko, I *love* what you've done with your hair. :-)

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beb's picture

What up?

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

WithinReason...'s picture

Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:13pm.
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((Hi EvilShoe!)) How are you? Feeling any better?

I feel it's only appropriate to mention that we are not necessarily on the same side politically-speaking but WTF, WHO CARES? I still like you A LOT! I can live with the difference... it is ALWAYS nice to see you here btw! :)

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 5:37pm.
I've noticed for a few weeks that every time I come into the OP, everyone leaves me here alone....

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^^^^MEE TOOO, WOWL!!^^^^^

Last few posts I made, nobody answered me at all...and I asked questions... :-(

***wondering if I'm stinky or if errrbody just don't like ***. (sads)

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Foxxy Brown's picture

in the lead photo, Mickey Rourke's legs look pretty good for a guy his age

fucking Lohan. the one time she needs to spray some tan on she comes out looking like Casper The Friendly Ghost with vitiligo

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

LOL Jack! That is funny!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:13pm.

Did you see what I posted yesterday about the guy here in my town??? He was protesting Chik-Fil-A holding a sign that read "3AT MOR DIK" hahahahahahaaa I lost it!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

The first disappointment of the day for me was when I read story after story about how a delicious chicken sandwich is the unofficial anti-gay rights symbol.
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Oh Michael :(:( I'm sorry. I did not go to Chick-fil-a; I definitely thought of you yesterday. :)

I do take exception to people telling me what to do though.

Religious nuts/and *some* Republicians - HATE Gays
Nope.

Democrats - Take what we give you and STFU
Nope.

etc....

If I owned a business and stood outside yelling I loved peen and someone said I didn't deserve to own that business I'd lose my shit. Of course, I don't think anyone will disagree with that.

I also think helping gays not have tools to deal with bullying is wrong. I've been back and forth on this and it's just exhausting.

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HELLO WINTEROWL!!! and everyone else...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 3:33pm

I'm sorry to hear about your Grandma Mel.

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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 5:55pm.
... Within - a wise person told me the voices in your head weren't scary, unless you answered them!

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oh? IOW, the conversations I hear, are not really there? hmmmmm....

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 5:57pm.
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IKR? We say hi, she doesn't see it and then Wowlie says everyone is ignoring... haahah

Whamo says the same thing. I'll say hi... hear back a couple days later... all in a day's work. lol

Hi to you and everyone as well!

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WinterOwl -- I hope I've never ignored you; hi, hon, how are you doing!

sarahtonin's picture

HA! Imagine calling an anti-gay protest, "Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day?"

American men, do your thing for heterosexuality and go fill a chick today.

WithinReason...'s picture

I know Wowlie, it's almost like they *actually* EXPECT us to work! Go figure! Bizarre... hahaha Hope you had a good day though! Thursday off, is very good to break up the week, you go back for a day and then relax. #hardworker ☺

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 5:57pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 5:37pm.
I've noticed for a few weeks that every time I come into the OP, everyone leaves me here alone....

I never ignore ya, Owlie

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I definitely didn't mean you! : )

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Within, unfortunately, I work tomorrow, but I'll say hi if I see you. After all, I can use the Internet at work but I can't post as much. ; p

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Thanks for the advice, Mrrrkat, I only had one boy kitty so far and he was a dick, so I stuck with the ladies. Mine that we already have is in a lesbian relationship with one of the strays who will sneak in the house just so she rub up against our cat and ours tolerates it. She is a pretty mellow easiy going cat so I hope it works out.

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She's like a saggy, freckled billboard: Store pays her $[small amount] to draw paps and flash store's bag.

WinterOwl22's picture

((UBF)) I'm good. I've been trying to set aside some more time to go to the beach or at least get some time outside in the sun. : )

How about you? I read that you were taking classes or working in a nursing home? (sorry, I don't remember exactly what I read).

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 5:37pm.
I've noticed for a few weeks that every time I come into the OP, everyone leaves me here alone....

I never ignore ya, Owlie

SpottedDogRanch's picture

Fanks for the refreshments Wowl!
So you got a day off? Lucky you!!!

Within - a wise person told me the voices in your head weren't scary, unless you answered them!

WithinReason...'s picture

Wowlie, are you off tomorrow as well? oOOOOOH LONG WEEKEND! I have to work Friday but I'm operating as if I were having a very long weekend already. Starting now. It is Thursday right? ololol

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Hey wowl , sorry had to get my pruney kids out the pool , how are ya , sweetie?

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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 5:49pm.
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So long as it's not crazy people asking you about horses that were not sick and weren't there, right? hahahah

Hi! Hi! Hi! :)

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