Open Post: Hosted By Disappointment
The first disappointment of the day for me was when I read story after story about how a delicious chicken sandwich is the unofficial anti-gay rights symbol. The second disappointment of the day came when I got hungry for a chicken sandwich and realized that Popeye's ass doesn't deliver to my area. The third disappointment of the day came when I was looking for pictures on a photo agency website and thought that a set of tiny thumbnails were pictures of this glamorous flower:
Then I clicked on a thumbnail and found out it was just Lindsay Lohan's busted ass at Make-Up Forever in L.A. There needs to be a store called Sit Down Forever and bitch needs to go there instead. Damn you LiLo for not being Jose Eber in easy access shorty shorts.
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lol Lu32Cy... I'm out guys... hope everyone has a good night.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Since when do the Hot Slut Classmates ^^^^ Ho's up there pucker up and blow kisses?
Geez, maybe I do need pain meds...
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:50pm.
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Lucy♥, bebeh told me in no uncertain terms that I HAD the mouth of sailor not too long ago** So I have been trying VERY HARD not to curse like LOLA LA TRAILERA that I am (truck driving woman, per SUCKY) ever since! I hope it's working and that my reputation has been restored! ;)
**(I am teasing, and don't mind at all bebeh, my love)
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More goat-kicking fun! This time a crazy ass bunny is on the rampage!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ET1OOcI1s&feature=plcp
*strokes jack's mythical Nessie sympathetically*
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:50pm.
OnT/OffT: I heard, there were so many more places to go and have f*cKtimes than what those those two dumb skanks at walmart came up with... I mean really!
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There's probably an app for that, with GPS.
*In 400 feet, turn right into the parking lot behind Avis Rent-A-Car. Proceed to the eighth parking space after the door, where cameras cannot catch you getting busy.*
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:46pm.
Much like Nessie, it's a mythical creature...
*cries*
Thanks for the link, ES. I have sensitive teeth (possibly from overzealous brushing) and always use Sensodyne... been looking into remineralisation stuff so as to avoid further problems.
Bebeh, :O *Omg, that gave me THE chills* lmao! Imma call you and Mefuni JESSICA FLETCHERS from now on! ahahahahah
*Bebeh, I hope you come to your senses soon, about that sig* ololol ;D
OnT/OffT: I heard, there were so many more places to go and have f*cKtimes than what those those two dumb skanks at walmart came up with... I mean really!
Thank you everyone, I appreciate your input re rotten teefs ;)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:59pm.
I really must stop swearing
You're too cute and adorable when you type "f*ck" instead of FUCK like the rest of us potty-mouth sailors. Potty-finger sailors? ♥
ETA: Ironically I NEVER swear in real life. I was raised to expect a slap in the mouth if I swore; so I take out my frustrations by typing swear words instead haha. I have never even said the words penis or vagina in real life.
I used some very agressive "teeth bleaching" toothpaste for a few years - my teeth didn't take it too well. Now I'm using dead sea toothpaste and my teeth are as white (or even whiter) as they've been with the bleaching stuff.
My mom warned me when I was a kid to never use whitening stuff, but I didn't listen.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:43pm.
EVER? Beyond Whamo? Wow. I only do it cuz I like you. ;-)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:31pm.
Much like Nessie, it's a mythical creature...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Just imagine if that "keep 32" chemical comes out and cavities are a thing of the past. The dollars saved in dental work. I hope it works, although I hope they test it a lot before putting it in my food.
Bebeh, *blushing with embarrassment* CKOC! I think YOU are THE baddest influence, EVER <333
Mefunigirl, you make me sound like a true slut! Why, thank you! heheheheheheh
You two are too funny! *dimples*
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Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:28pm.
Oh yes:
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:30pm.
COME ON! You can go to the back parking lot to do your sexytimes, you can go to the Automotive section late at night, handcrafts section's not really happening after dark either. LOTS of PLACES, dumbasses! olol
WR needs a "You In Danger Girl" tag.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by beb on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:29pm.
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Now listen you little bebeh! It's the belt for you!
@Lucy♥, OLOL One-eye monster... my make-out partner in crime, who stays up to all hours, just like me!!! *muah*
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winniwins -- honestly, I hate the veneers. I have a bunch of veneers & caps put in; it was due to an accident I had. I much prefer the caps honestly. Those fucking veneers have popped off so many times I can't tell you.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:21pm.
I didn't know who Jose Eber was, so I googled him. Answer me this: why does a guy famous for hair stuff always wear a hat?
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he was the one who put farrahs hair on the map and had us all wearing our hair "winged".
Not only that, but he started the whole cowboy hat craze in the early 80's. Everyone wore this hat
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XRkSIj8gT8U/TDtqgfY62oI/AAAAAAAABRA/2zv2XhXP0N...
everyone.
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Oh, then the dental hygienist said it's no big deal, MANY MANY MANY people try it. You may have some tooth sensitivity but all you need is sensodyne don't worry it doesn't usually burn! *wft*
Also, that one MAY need to give up coffee, tea, wine, berries.... but that SHE would NEVER. Sounds dubious... I don't think I could give up those essential tooth staining substances, tbh. That would be a deal-breaker, olololol
BTW, Bebeh = FREAK!
Ok, I'm sorry, to bring this up...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:13pm.
Ron Jeremy? yea, I do look a lot like hime... sep I'm bald with a high pitched voice...
But what about the one-eyed monster, jacko
If anyone here has super sensitive teeth, you can use this:
http://www.3m.com/product/information/Dental-Omni-Gel-Treatment.html
My son uses it twice a day for sensitivity although it's main purpose is sealing the tooth away from cavitities. You can use Colgate Gel Cam or Cam Gel (can't remember which). 3m from the dentist, Colgate stuff is on Amazon.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:23pm.
Are YOU, the Swiss Miss? Or am I? With a white garter belt and corset!? Wait a minute... wait a minute, here! OLOL
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No, you are the Swiss Miss. I am just a mere mortal, trying to get by in this cruel, cruel world.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by beb on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:59pm.
I'm just teasing ya because you have such a wholesome image to uphold. Like the Swiss Miss girl. ;-)
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oh no, within let us know all about her knowledge of walmarts very empty late night automotive section and the things you can get away with there.
thats the perks of being on at 3 am when she thinks no ones listening ;P
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:15pm.
ETA: STFU Jack, you DO NOT look like him! You Wish! That hot ass "hedgehog" is not you AT ALL, for reasons you already know! lmao
I guess you've been told, Jacko.
WR - hope you're OK with the new sig. ;-)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
I've used sensitive toothpaste for years. Still was owie after the bleaching though. :-(
You know what sucks? Getting paid once a month.
*sits at computer and schedules all the bills*
Submitted by beb on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:08pm.
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Are YOU, the Swiss Miss? Or am I? With a white garter belt and corset!? Wait a minute... wait a minute, here! OLOL
Seriously, I love the way these eff'n dentists say, oh, you have lovely teef BUT, this product blah blah blah. Eff'n MANIP slick sales beoatches! HA
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I didn't know who Jose Eber was, so I googled him. Answer me this: why does a guy famous for hair stuff always wear a hat?
I've heard the same thing about the Sensodyne tooth paste... I think my mom was telling me about it....
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:48pm.
Ok, I have a little question...
Anyone on here, ever tried teeth bleaching? I don't really need it but I'm curious... very. Does it make your teeth sensitive, is it worth it... *sheepishly asks* Yes, I am a fool! lolol :)
Yes, it can make your teeth very sensitive, but the sensitivity is temporary. I've HEARD that if you brush with a sensitivity toothpaste (like Sensodyne) for about a month prior to bleaching your teeth, you'll experience much less sensitivity when you do bleach them. It makes sense.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:13pm.
SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH
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*crying from laughing so HARD*
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by beb on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:10pm.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH
I think Jack's alter ego IS R Jeremy! And I stand by that statement! Nothing to do with looks though... ololol
ETA: STFU Jack, you DO NOT look like him! You Wish! That hot ass "hedgehog" is not you AT ALL, for reasons you already know! lmao
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Ron Jeremy? yea, I do look a lot like hime... sep I'm bald with a high pitched voice...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:02pm.
winniwins -- I have veneers; will the Crest strips work on them?
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I don't believe so.
I am low budget and let a capful of peroxide fizzle away ony teeth 3 times a week (my dental assistant friend told me to try it) and that shit works great . My teeth are hella white although I used to smoke and still drink a shitload of coffee.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:07pm.
Within, that Opalescence stuff sounds fancy!
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They're real subtle Wowlie. They'll mention it, in conversation and get you all curious! Sneaky b*tch*s (heehhhehehe bebeh) Just wasn't sure what it's all about! :)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:07pm.
Ron Jeremy? Don't give Jacko any c*ck fodder. ;-)
*Edited for WR's precious eyes*
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Never heard of that Kenny Powers chrparacter. Or the show.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:59pm.
You're a good influence bebeh, I really must stop swearing, Loopy does not help, lololol but he's adorable... Feel free to tell me, when I'm out of line love! LOL ☼♥
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I'm just teasing ya because you have such a wholesome image to uphold. Like the Swiss Miss girl. ;-)
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:59pm.
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I see your alter ego as Ron Jeremy, Mr. Jack Sir. Not your real self though, don't worry... you, I see as good ole Southern boy! :) *tingles* olol
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Within, that Opalescence stuff sounds fancy!
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:02pm.
winniwins -- I have veneers; will the Crest strips work on them?
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I don't know. Lucky bitch. ;)
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:53pm.
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Thanks Wowlie!
Dentist, trying to sell me on this Opalescence stuff, NON-STOP! I feel they're manipulating somehow. Sample result pics look nice, though!
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winniwins -- I have veneers; will the Crest strips work on them?
Submitted by winniwins on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:56pm.
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Good to know winni! Thank you! :)
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Submitted by beb on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:25pm.
Jacko, I *love* what you've done with your hair. :-)
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LOL, thanks, buddy... Im probably gonna change back because I find myself reading my own comments and saying whos this douche? then realize it's me...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by beb on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:49pm.
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Yesssss! Secret, I have a long weekend coming up and I have started already... even though I must work, like Wowlie, tomorrow. In my mind, I am already off... :)
You're a good influence bebeh, I really must stop swearing, Loopy does not help, lololol but he's adorable... Feel free to tell me, when I'm out of line love! LOL ☼♥
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:48pm.
Ok, I have a little question...
Anyone on here, ever tried teeth bleaching? I don't really need it but I'm curious... very. Does it make your teeth sensitive, is it worth it... *sheepishly asks* Yes, I am a fool! lolol :)
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Yes! Totally worth it. I do the 7 day Crest 3D white strips. I've had them professionally whitened as well. Any questions on Latisse? Botox? Microdermabrasion? Laser treatments? I'm your girl.
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