Hot Slut Of The Day!
Because my sense of everything didn't mature past the age of 12, I said yesterday that South Korean archer Im Dong-Hyun (that's "Im Dong" for short or "I'm Don Juan" for long) should win the gold medal for best name at the Olympics. I take that back. Im Dong-Hyun has dropped down to silver and gold goes to American Olympic volleyball player: DESTINEE HOOKER!
If Quentin Tarantino directed a Bond movie, the main Bond girl's name would be Destinee Hooker. Some people have been saying that Destinee Hooker's parents did her wrong by naming her Destinee Hooker. But I'm saying the opposite. Why wouldn't you give your daughter a gold medal-winning name like Destinee Hooker? If my last name was Hooker, I'd have kids JUST so I could name them Destinee Hooker, TJ Hooker, Dai Shif Hooker, Happy Hooker, Tudolla Hooker and on and on and on... ("Oh, so this is the reason why we secretly spike all of Michael's booze with sterilization shit* and have permanently put him on the DO NOT LET THIS BITCH ADOPT ANYTHING EVEN A TAMAGOTCHI list." - the government)
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For a minute there I thought MK was doing a holt slut post on a castmember from "Salute Your Shorts"
Haha Tudolla Hooker
Lol.
CIJ, hope yours was good too. How was the band last night, good? I love small venues, you really get a feel for the music. ;)
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Oh, cij, LOL! That HAD to be intentional!
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Hi Within! Hope your weekend was great. Betsey, I knew a guy who had a vinyl album called Dick Hyman Plays His Happy Organ. LOL! I forgot all about him.
cij, lol. A couple of my favs are "Kitty Chow" and "Holder Wilfart" (Both account holders at a clothing co. I worked for in the 80's). And there really IS a "Dick Hyman" (jazz musician) :)
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CIJ, honestly lmao. Also to all the other funny names on here. I don't think people fully realize how ridiculous their baby's name sounds, until it's TOO LATE! hahaha for shame.
*waves hi*
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Funny names I've come across over the years: BJ Head, Dickey Nutt, Misty Harber, Summer Sales, Easter Bunny Beebe, Starla Bugger, Patricia Pigg, a veterinarian named Dr. Furr, friends of friends Richard Peter Cox (AKA Triple Dick)and Dick Ed (a really old dude, don't know his last name, who got very upset when people made fun of his two-name first name), and a Vietnamese female student named Bich.
ETA: And how could I forget, the extremely large girl who lived down the hall in my college dorm named La Tundra?
I saw her playing yesterday and she's a great player. I also thought 'Oh what an unfortunate last name'. Thanks to General Hooker for besmirching that last name. http://www.prohibition-spirits.com/About_General_Hooker.html Given his love of booze and hoes, he should be the next HOSTD.
LOL forever over Dai Shif Hooker. It seriously took me about five minutes to pull it together.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
@bam bam, they so have great bodies! So do swimmers and tennis players.
The poor gymnasts look like short, stocky little wrestlers, bless 'em, even though they are talented as heck.
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Dark-sided!
Hell, I just googled women's volleyball team images. We should pay respects to Misty May Treanor's butt (beach volleyball champ.)
Maybe we should change it to Hot Sluts of the Day in honor of all women volleyball players, it seems nice tushies are required to play.
Back to drooling.
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Michael K should DEFINITELY have kids after this post. Tudolla Hooker and Dai Shif Hooker would better names than the wonky ass name my momma gave me.
Everyone always fucks up the pronounciation and then looks at me with pity when they say, "Oh but it's such a pretty name" LYIN ASS HOES
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 6:40pm.
;o) ♥
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 6:36pm.
I need to put that perfect ass over my knee and spank it.
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Too bad for those that like to eyeball these pretty athletes that they changed the uniform codes...I didn't get my bare-chested mens.../sads, however the water polo team is looking mighty fine atm.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
I need to put that perfect ass over my knee and spank it.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 6:04pm.
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She's really cute. Nice pics boredas!
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and the uncropped version of the picture above:
http://www.shoppingblog.com/pics/destinee_hooker_rox_volleyball.jpg
and this
http://lh4.ggpht.com/-QlZIEp8BvGA/TWgj447kHiI/AAAAAAAAAZw/iUMluPDQg8o/IM...
There, my contribution of the day!
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Just for you dirty whores, I googled imaged "Destinee Hooker's ass" and this is what I got.
http://thumbnails83.imagebam.com/20093/3675b9200928893.jpg
http://s3.assets.usoc.org/assets/images/article/photo/44333/full/8-25-11...
I'm not a lesbian,but I would ride that ass on the midnight train to Georgia just to tell Gladys Knight to shut her mouth and ride it back again! Dat ass is a thing of BEAUTY!
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
L,ao what a great name!
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I love this. Let it be known that her father is a pastor. Pastor Hooker.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 2:01pm.
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Impressive, indeed...
http://youtu.be/cqlvPJFdKqc
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 2:01pm.
Loved this post! And why isn't her whole ass in the picture? Looks like a thing of beauty, to go along with that gorgeous face.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 12:55pm.
Shame the picture cuts off at her fantastic ass.
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The women's volleyball teams have the best asses. I loved watching them from the start because they're so competitive but when they showed closeups of the team hugs I was like "Whoa, check out the asses on them girls!"
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Yay! Go horns! Team USA!
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 3:46pm.
I couldn't give two fux about this Olympics...meanwhile my GF is fucking glued to the screen giving me play by play, when she KNOWS I don't care.
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LOL Hockey fan, are you actually my b.f., by any chance? He's all like "yes yes that's nice hon, can we watch the baseball game now?"
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It's PHELPS time!
I was going to name her "Olympian of the Day" yesterday on my Website, but I never got around to it. We must be on the same wavelength.
Great player, enjoyed watching the game - go Team USA!
But seriously...such an unfortunate name, lol. When they first said her name, all I could think was....Nooooooooo....who did that to their kid?! I also thought it sounded like it could be a good tranny drag queen name, like Shaneenee Destinee Hooker!
I think that she needs to date a guy from the U.S.A. men's volleyball team...Donald Suxho.
I believe that the Chinese gymnast "Dong Dong" will take the gold medal in men's trampoline and get my vote for gold name at the Olympics.
I couldn't give two fux about this Olympics...meanwhile my GF is fucking glued to the screen giving me play by play, when she KNOWS I don't care. Winter Olympics, hellz yeah, hockey and luge and bobsledding and even fucking curling (really got into that last time) but summer-- except for diving, maybe...just no. No. (Oh and when I asked her to stop the play by play, she turned it off and said, "Well, I won't be able to just sit here and not say anything." Oh okay. W.E.)
The minute I heard this horz' name I thought, "Michael K better jump on this." Poor girl!
It'd be awesome if that guy named "Cannon Ball" said "mom, I just want to be....a ballerina!"
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So fucken funny.
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/cannon-ball/20/11A/9B3/?_mSplash=1
I found Cannon Ball. He was a demolition expert in the military. Lmao!
LOL at Stiff Wang.
Destinee is adorable.
Submitted by struttin_while_... on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 2:08pm.
I work with a guy called Stiff Wang. Seriously he was in the company calendar one year and it became an instant collectors item.
http://cn.linkedin.com/pub/stiff-wang/19/776/578?_mSplash=
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Ha! I went to school with a guy named Cannon Ball. My cousin named his daughter Rainy Munday. He's dating a girl named Summer Day. Her mother is Delight Day. My uncle named his son Gunner Rambo. I also know a Candy Kaine.
@Evil_Cupcake
Ha! Thanks for your support, it's nice to know I'm not alone in my struggle.
Hotmami, I agree. You could bounce a silver dollar off that ass.
She's a Longhorn? Hook 'em!!
There's an ob-gyn in Fairfax, VA, named "Harry Beaver"....
*snort* *giggle*
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It's PHELPS time!
I work with a guy called Stiff Wang. Seriously he was in the company calendar one year and it became an instant collectors item.
http://cn.linkedin.com/pub/stiff-wang/19/776/578?_mSplash=1
Loved this post! And why isn't her whole ass in the picture? Looks like a thing of beauty, to go along with that gorgeous face.
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I had a feeling whe would be Hot Slut of the Day when I saw her and her name yesterday during that game. I knew an english teacher named Mrs Butts in high school. Don't know why she willingly changed her name to that when she got married...
I had an elderly (but super fitness Nazi) phys ed teacher named Gay Cox. For serious.
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Pretty girl, unfortunate name.
Destinee is gorgeous and a badass. She also played for UT.
Haha at Dai Shif Hooker!!
I logged in hoping against hope that gymnast john orozco's mom would be HSOTD. Here's my plea:
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1263441/CANTLOOK_1.jpg
If my last name was Hooker, i'd name my daughter Nada Hooker!
I'm was watching beach volleyball and it was raining and the announcer kept saying how difficult it is to play with wet balls.
giggle giggle
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