Open Post: Hosted By E.T. The Warbling Walrus
Finally, some real vocal talent around here! E.T. (short for Ear Tingles) has been luring hundreds to the Point Defiance Zoo in Tacoma, WA with his melodic walrus yodel that is more soothing to the ears than anything that comes out of JLo's mouth. American Idol, X-Factor and The Voice can all go away forever now, because E.T. is the future of singing and nobody will be able to top his talent. When E.T. blows out musical notes through his walrus mouth, you can tell he's really into it, because his tiny eyes nearly pop off of his face. Do Celine Dion's eyeballs do that? I didn't think so.
Or maybe I'm totally wrong and E.T. isn't singing. Maybe E.T. is just doing a really good impersonation of John Travolta's hole during a massage. You decide which hole I'm talking about.
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Congrats Meatblocks!!!
*jumps up on speaker at reception*
"This song is about me!!! I just smoked the wrong end of a cigarette!"
I listened to this last night and liked it a lot. Mr. Wanksalot Fred Willard on Marc Maron's WTF podcast. It was a really great interview. I still love him to death. He comes in around 12 minutes.
http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_262_-_fred_willard
Edited to add - Jezizz, just re-read your post! Sorry. You are gettin married tomorrow!!!!!! Congratulations! PARtay!!! Have yourself a wicked honeymoon! : ) of course, you're nervous. If you weren't Id be wondering if you are human or not.
Congrats to you MeatBlocks. It is, of course, a choice that the two of you will make. It has to feel right for you both.
I've been cohabitating for over ten years now. My mate brings up marriage sometimes (more like seldom), but I just know that it isn't for me. It really doesn't mean anything to me, but I love going to weddings and everything and get why folks want that type of devotion and ceremony and everything. Both of my siblings have been happily married for nearly 20 years and still love the pants off of one another. : )
Looks like most folks are gone to bed already.
It is hotter than a gladiator's sac here tonight and I am getting the flu or something and have a very painful earache. Arggh. My mate is staying with his Dad tonight, so me and cat are just here trying to put up with this damn heat. I cannot believe people enjoy this bloody weather.
Making some iced jasmine tea now.
Meaty: I was just kidding about the divorce thing. If y'all have been together for seven years, you're probably OK because you know each other very well. Congrats and good luck!
Mr. Blocks,
Mr. Spot and I cohabitated (not a real word I think), dated, etc for 7 years. We just got "officially" hitched in March, even though we were considered common law. It scared me but I know he's a good man. The first marriage was a fucking disaster but the 2nd time appears to be the charm. Good luck!
@meat
In most states, after 10 years of co-habitation its considered common law marriage so u might as well after all this time. That way, everything u own up till that point will remain yours if u get a divorce, in common law, anything youve made in the last 10 years wld be in danger if u got a divorce...
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Meatblocks, Inhave been married for 10 years and our relationship is no different then it was before marriage.
Hey Jack. How do you like hot Texas? You're right down the road (30-40 miles). Toot the horn on 19 for me.
on one hand, yes mani6 , i feel it's the right decision and on the other, crazyinjapan, knowing that divorce is an option -i can't help but think of the ramifications of the latter ... where i could wind up childless, homeless with less than 0 weekly after working my ass off all because i walked into a court not sporting a va-jay-jay on my personage.
-not that she's ever do that to me ... but ya gotta take it into consideration and it's a frightening reality as far as i've seen it go.
so, i think i'll just practice the hell outta "my yes'ms!"
;^D
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:47pm.
Cuppy - sounds like you and I are dating...
My "gal" is good... home alone and horny. I bought her a 12pk of batteries before I left Sunday lol
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LOL! You ARE a very thoughtful and considerate BF.
Oh yeah, and he is really fond of my dogs and cat, and they really like him, so he must be a good one. My one dog HATED my last BF, and with good reason, he was CRAYYYYYY-ZEEEEEEEE!
Well, I'm out.
Have a good one guys!
Meatblocks: Don't worry, if it doesn't work out, you can always get a divorce.
Meat...you made the right decision.
i've been doing that for 7 years now, momus. we've lived together that long so i kinda got that part down ("yes'm, yes'm & yes'm") but i'm talking about the piece of papaer ... does it change people? i know you all don't know if it will or won't so i guess i'm just expressing a fear more than asking.
i've never married. all i know is t.v. and my parents many multiple multitudes of catastrophes (my youth was like a lower-middle-class/po'dunk version of dynasty).
i'm just hoping neither of us goes crazy and winds up spending the rest of our days plotting against each other.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Jack, that was very considerate. Phone sex, hope her batteries don't run out before yours does (cell phone... cell phone) lol
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meatblocks, if I read that correctly, congratulations for tomorrow! New chapter, could be good, just have to open the book. You're holding it in your hands, many nerves by the sounds of it, but you're on your way! ☺
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Sounds like Meatblocks has got iceblocks for feet!
Meatblocks: congratulations! ... I think.
Cuppy - sounds like you and I are dating...
My "gal" is good... home alone and horny. I bought her a 12pk of batteries before I left Sunday lol
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:34pm.
Hello, Jack. Goodnight, Jack.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:41pm.
you folks that are married. it doesn't change anything, right? like make you feel claustraphobic? -and adding extra strain/frustration
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Sure there are changes: compromises, deferred purchases, etc. But never have felt "claustrophobic" in the 31 years.
BTW: Don't listen Jack; he has appalling taste in women.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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you folks that are married. it doesn't change anything, right? like make you feel claustraphobic? -and adding extra strain/frustration?
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:27pm.
Yeah Jack, he is pretty swell. The best thing about him (aside from being really cute) is that he is funny as hell, and I love a funny guy. He is also very laid back, and even tempered, something I have not had in recent relationships.
He came by my house after work just to water my trees that are struggling through the horrible heat, and he brought ice cream! YAY!
It's the little things that make me happy now!
How's your gal?
CIJ, hell ya, she's found her niche. Project prospects, accident, headline, Uncle Perv shoot, headline, crash lies, some filming, crash... With the occasional dumn tweet: "oh Jennifer + I shud wk 2gether 4 dis!" sheesh :)
Jack, sounds too hot out there!
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Meatblocks?!?!?!
I'm out... gnite guys.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
WHACKO! I'm just popping in. BH is watching TAHM reruns and the kids are playing outside. Iz bored
i consider this open post to be my bachelor party.
(the warbling walrus is a fitting centerpiece ...-i didn't say that, btw).
i'm honored you could attend.
byob/byop .. per usual.
by lunch tomorrow i'll have done the deed.
took out all the necessary papers today, paid the fees ... and now to pay the piper.
nothing changes except perception and legalities.
-i am soooo screwed.
shit
end
of
the
stick.
-that's what i'm holding here (and it's got my balls tied to it like a hobo sack).
i always was and they always were but at least i wasn't signing on the dotted line/testifying (under oath) that they were & are.
mid life crisis my ass ... i'm having a mid life implosion.
CHEERS!
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
At yet Lohan didn't even get out of the car to exchange info. Some passenger schmuck threw digits at the victim. POS. can that count as a hit and run? Who knows if that number is even legit?
Hi momus, sup M.E.? Hi, GG and everyone else :)
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Hi, M.E.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:22pm.
I think she's working on that Bret Easton Ellis/James Deen rich people doing coke and fucking movie.
Sounds like a Lilo documentary.
Hello!
Why do folks think that taking away a person's driver's license will stop that person from driving?
It's not like a driver has to swipe the license in order to get the car to start.
Every state has laws about driving without a license.
Taking LiLo's driver's license from her will stop her from driving.
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I'm leaving tomorrow sometime... back in the office (where my fat ass belongs) Friday.
Lol foxxy
*wags tongue at cuppy* hi sweetie. Saw a little bit on the fedex dude. Congrats... sounds like a cool guy.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 9:50pm.
Love tap, head on collision, the bitch is a non-drivin' mother effer!
How she still has a license is beyond me. o_O
*waves at Jack*
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 9:50pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 9:44pm.
i have a car that i want to have totalled. i need to check lindsaylohan.com to see if this bitch has any upcoming events announced
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hi spder3... thanks
Crazyin - yup... hotter than FUCK
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:18pm.
Jack, to us YOU are the face of the fucking sun ...
;-)
hope you get to go home soon
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hi Jack...I thought the Jacksons kidnapped your ass.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:14pm.
Lohan again?! wtf is up with this woman? Wait a minute, are they still filming her Liz and Dick movie? ugh nevermind
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I think she's working on that Bret Easton Ellis/James Deen rich people doing coke and fucking movie. She's found her niche! But somebody needs to take away her damn car keys. :(
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:18pm.
Hiyas Jack - hang in there! *sends Jack an iceburg and a cold 12 pack*
Hi Jack! Is it hotter than Arkansas? *wonders if this is possible*
Yea, I'm on a jobsite in south Tx... better known as the face of the fucking sun....
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Lohan again?! wtf is up with this woman? Wait a minute, are they still filming her Liz and Dick movie? ugh nevermind
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Aww damn, it was only a fender bender. I can't even imagine the amount of insurance that trick she sucks off has to pay for her to drive another Porsche, and she HAS to have a hundred points against her license by now...maybe she's driving without one?
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 9:44pm.
LOHAN HAS WRECKED AGAIN, according to TMZ! Ahahahaha!
TAKE HER LICENSE AWAY CALIFORNIA! Jeez!
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I wouldn't call it a wreck, more like a love tap but still, I don't think I've ever bumped into another car all the years I've been driving and this bitch does it almost daily so that's saying something....
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LOHAN HAS WRECKED AGAIN, according to TMZ! Ahahahaha!
TAKE HER LICENSE AWAY CALIFORNIA! Jeez!