Octomom Pole Danced Her Way Off The Dole
This is a story about overcoming adversity and triumphing in the face of indomitable odds. It should be told and re-told by every generation. Octomom says that she pole-danced her way off of welfare!
Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. Of course, you don't take so many fertility drugs that your vagine busts open and emits 8,000 people but what's done is done.
Octomom has been causing the patrons of skripper clubs and peeler bars across the country to shield their eyes and beg their waitress to "make it a double" by sliding that 14-passenger pussy up and down the vertical brass. And apparently it pays better than waitressing in a diner so intensely that you fall and Donna Summer squats down beside you to comfort you and you give her a "hands off, lady. I'm strictly dickly" side-eye. And she needed the scratch, cuz' she didn't plan ahead for what life would be like with a grip of children AND NO DISCERNIBLE PLAN TO RAISE THEM IN A FINANCIALLY STABLE HOUSEHOLD. This bitch.
Sources say that Octomom has not renewed her welfare cycle, and made SIX FIGURES (!!!) awkwardly slapping her buttcheeks for a terrified audience while tottering around in some truly wretched outfits. Vice squad arrestees from 1983 wouldn't be caught dead in that shit. It's like a "Over Her Head Mommy's First Prostitution Whore"outfit.
Octomom proved that her welfare adventure was just a temporary thing! She'll never have to go on the dole again. Six figures will last FOREVER when you have 14 children. Yep. By the way, I refuse to pay taxes anymore.
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If I were faced with foreclosure and destitute -- I would sell my ass dancing my fat ass off. So I can't hatergate on this crazy duckfaced twat for that. I'm only annoyed that she conned so many to keep birthing babies without having the means to support them.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Well a lot of people around here who work for cash don't report their income to the government, so I'll give the bitch that. But why is she wearing my dead poodle's collar?
The pressure to make money to support her kids and thereby make her life worth living again has led her to this tragic and sad act of desperation IMO. I really hope that when she rebounds from all of this the end doesn't become even more tragic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCuvu4Ei6ts
Still hate this slab of junk.
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Okay, so the crazy bitch doesn't take welfare anymore...Why did she have kids anyway ? Who watches her kids when she goes out and strips ? Her poor mother ? Crazy bitch...
With the example that she's set, I wonder how many of her kids will be busted for money scams by the time they hit 18. Way to go Mommie!
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The view would be of a pair of funky oldsters with some LOW HANGERS! :D
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 2:00pm.
you better live next to Idris Elba, Shemar Moore and the entire cast of the Avengers or no deal
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Come on Foxxy! It's not bad - I live there...you can flop in the spare room. It has a view on the neighbors who are nudists!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 1:47pm.
as much as i don't like Southern CA [no offense meant to any of you who live there, sorry] i would break my self-imposed exile for such a noble cause
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I think we should ALL SHOW UP for her next stripping gig. What ya think?
I'd give her $2 to not bend over, $3 to close her flaps, answer a whole $5 to quit the duckface.
the side eye in the background is everything!! nuff sed!
my eyes still cannot unseen the horror...
Anybody seen Nadia's commercial for the "Octo Loan"? Similar to the spots that Montel currently does, and Gary Coleman used to do, where you can get up to $1000. Really weird. Like anybody would want to take any loan recommendation or financial advice from her.
the State of CA should have sued the DOCTOR who impregnated her with all those 'eggs' and taken all of HIS money to be put in a fund for her/kids.
THAT would prevent sleazy doctors from doing this to any other women.
and yes, i do think Octomom is insane and that no doctor should ever have helped knock her up. and she had not means of financial support (no career) and was never married and never even had a live in relationship.
if medical personnel had bothered to do ANY screening, they would have realized her brain was not working on all cylindres.
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To be sure there's some rich fuck out there that will pay this cunt to go away.
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"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Loopy, 'chuck steak pussy' olol ugh
100% rock-bottom hide leather seat man, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Stop it!
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I would pelt her with pacifiers and diapers. Fucking trash.
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Her hairline is freaking me out. It's really far back on her head.
The thing about Nadya is that she tells people what they want to hear. If you listen to her WORDS, she seems rational and regretful and says all the right things, and personally, I have been almost sucked in sometimes.
But then you look at her ACTIONS, you see what a grifter she is.
She's disarming because she readily admits to her "mistakes" and people like her contrition. It satisfies them. And then they feel sorry for her, and that is half of what she wants.
I'm The Mary: Ooooh! That was interesting! How much money could she have made? Doesn't sound terribly lucrative.
This is a really funny read. First hand. http://theprivateman.wordpress.com/2012/07/19/the-octomom-interlude-gues...
For Hekki...Fake Stripper Serves Octomom Lawsuit at Hallandale Strip Club
"Octomom To Be Sued For Keeping Her Clothes On"
This past weekend, Nadya "Octomom" Suleman donned a schoolgirl outfit and paraded around stage at The Playhouse South, a Hallandale strip joint.
But, according to Gossip Extra, a weird legal drama unfolded between Suleman's two performances that night.
A process server posing as a stripper was able to get back stage and serve Suleman with a lawsuit from rival strip joint T's Lounge Palm Beach.
According to Gossip Extra, Octomom had locked herself in a dressing room and refused to come out.
If there's one thing we've learned from sitcoms and movies, it's that process servers are masters of disguise. This one apparently looked enough like a stripper to just waltz through the club and she was ultimately able to hand over the lawsuit.
This sick troll needs to leave the planet. That would be the only sacrifice that could make a better life for her spawn.
I created a new account just to say I don't care. I don't care about this woman. I want her to go away. I'm tired of reading about her. I'm tired of hearing about her. I know it's not their fault, but the only thing I care about somewhat with regards to her, is that her kids don't grow up to be 1/10th of the famewhore that she is.
Octo seems to have nice titties.
(And yes, we DO have some Lesbian tendencies!!!!)
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 5:46am
Yes. Didn't she say early on that she wanted to emulate Angelina Jolie? Her plastic surgery is godawful, and like Mel Gibson's ex-gf, she looks like a caricature. Octo thought 8 babies + the 6 she already had would be her ticket to fame and fortune, instead of her ticket to infamy and derision. Kate + 8 looks super sane in comparison, and I think Kate was a fucking psycho.
And she's cold. I don't think she loves any of these babies. She thinks stripping is some huge sacrifice that she's making for them, but all it really is is her getting attention for herself.
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Fronika, let's be real here. She isn't doing the best she can, she's doing the best for her to get attention. She's not an anonymous mom stripping to make ends meet. She full well knows stunts like this will get her press, and in no way is what she doing sustainable. This is a woman who used student loans to get bad plastic surgery and to get knocked up.
It's the children who'll suffer from what she's doing.
Where is her gay gym bunny muscle tanned boyfriend from church?
I doubt she is doing this for her kids, she is doing this for fame whoring and $$$, cuz all the money she got from the talk shows etc etc when she had the 14 kids, she spent it on cosmetic surgery for her face (should ask for a refund), her tits, and tightening Vagenie too.
then she spent the rest of the $$$ on shopping and all the other shit.
She had the service of free nannies and all that jazz, but she fucked that up.
and now she does the "poor me" routine and does fap porn where she plays with her chuck steak pussy whilst baby clothes are hanging on the clothing line in the background.
That would be the movie Parenthood. :) Very good flick.
Shit her kids are fucked. It reminds of that movie "parenting"? uhh I can't remember the name. When Keuanu Reeves does his spiel about parents needing a license. That is so true.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
At least I'm not paying for her ass anymore! Pole on Dimwit!
DFS is not investigating, why?
Submitted by snit on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 11:37pm.
Tee hee...that look earned her one dollar bill.
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Well she did have to give him back the 75 cent he asked for but you know.....
Tee hee...that look earned her one dollar bill.
Submitted by Domina X on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 11:09pm.
That aside, anyone else notice Nadya has a severe case of 'Man Hands"?
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I don't notice her hands because I can't look away from that freaky face and disturbing lips. Those lips absolutely gross me out!
Nadya's priorities were clearly primarily investing in bad plastic surgery & injectables which cost thousands & thousands. Secondary; she irresponsibly has all those kids(oh, she will worry about those later!) & attempts to use her physical appearance she paid for (or is likely in credit card debt from)to support all those kids her stupid doctor assisted her with creating.
Looks kinda like Kathy Lee Gifford giving her dirty looks in background of that pic.
That aside, anyone else notice Nadya has a severe case of 'Man Hands"?
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:19pm.
Hopefully she really is putting all of the money toward the kids.
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These kids or the next litter? :)
Oh look someone tossed her a $1.00 bill, ain't that sweet!?
I agree with what someone else already said.
"I don't care what she does, as long as taxpayers don't have to pay for her and her brood."
I think it's wrong that she had all of those kids, and I think the doctor who helped her is just as wrong. But the kids are here, and they need food and clothing. So I say do what ya gotta do to make ends meet. Hopefully she really is putting all of the money toward the kids.
www.poopreport.com :)
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haha...it's always the people in the background of these pix that crack me up. Look at the woman in the left hand corner, staring at Octo's nether regions. She looks like I felt the first time I saw a prolapsed uterus - a mixture of unwilling curiosity and WTF? (not mine, btw. Don't ask)
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So sad. THIS is what her life has come to.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Submitted by Fronika on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 6:45pm.
Leave the woman alone, she's doing the best she can. Like you're all fucking Virgin Marys. Hey, let's all talk filth, it's so hilarious, ain't it MK? But if someone actually does something a bit grubby to feed her kids, let's crucify her. Okay, she was a stupid cow to have all those kids, but she did and they're here now. The venom that comes out of some of you against this woman makes me want to puke.
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Wow. Are you one of Octo's kids? Mommy must be making a lot of money if she can afford to buy you a computer. Are you posting from one of the potties in the backyard?
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
thinking about kate + 8. For all the millions she made, she was broke 60 days after she went off the air.
If octo can save money she needs to book a million, cause her fame and body will not be as easy to monetize as the years go by. My guess is she can't save money, so will be on welfare in less than a year.-
This is literally the only thing she can do to support 14 kids. Stripping, porn, endorsements and maybe escorting or win the lottery. Someone mentioned a reality show but only if people watch it.
Sans Fards, in a previous post someone said the doctor had lost his license. All in the past now, as I said before, if she makes mucho moolah maybe she'll quit it and go on the talk show circuit or get a reality show *barf* and leave stripping behind.
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Submitted by Fronika on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 6:45pm.
Leave the woman alone, she's doing the best she can. Like you're all fucking Virgin Marys. Hey, let's all talk filth, it's so hilarious, ain't it MK? But if someone actually does something a bit grubby to feed her kids, let's crucify her. Okay, she was a stupid cow to have all those kids, but she did and they're here now. The venom that comes out of some of you against this woman makes me want to puke.
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How's the view up there from your high horse?
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It's PHELPS time!
You know what....yeah, she shouldn't have had 14 kids. She's insane, and shouldn't have even ONE kid, let alone 14 of them. But how is the "fertility doctor" who thought it was a brilliant idea to implant even more embryos in a mentally ill and poor woman who already had six children, one or two of whom had special needs??? Why is this guy not in jail? If he weren't bankrupt, I'd suggest California sue the shit out of him.
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It's PHELPS time!
She used a lot of resources intended for her children on herself. I really have no sympathy for her.
Yes, let's nominate her for sainthood. Stupid bitch should NEVER have had 14 children. She can't even support herself, let alone those kids. Selfish is all she is....and stupid
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.