Friday, July 20th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Richard Simmons
Some days you just really need to feel your nipples give birth to drops of extra sweetened hummingbird juice while staring at pictures of the graceful dandelion Richard Simmons looking like somebody's fucked up auntie on Halloween, and this is one of those days. I'd never think to put together New Balance sneakers, spider web tights from Capezio, a DIY black swan costume, two handfuls of googly eyes and a bunch of fake pearl bracelets from some little girl's jooree box, but Richard pulls it off.
And you know how in movies and shit, bitches are always saying things like, "I'm just waiting for the butterfly in me to awaken and take flight"? This is what they're talking about.
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Has anyone talked to Provo since he was banned from the site?
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
"The suburban areas of Raleigh are rife with copperheads. It's fairly low-density developement with lots of trees. I've already seen two or three dead ones on the roadways this year. NC leads the nation in copperhead bites. "
Wait...WHAT????
I live in Raleigh.
*hides from teh snakez*
OK, can I just be a bitch here for a second? (I know, Ima bitch alla time but hear me out...)
I am sad and horrified for the poor people in CO who got terrorized in the theater shooting. BUT DAMN, PEOPLE! WHY SO MANY ALLA YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR YOUNG, YOUNG CHILDREN TO A MOVIE THEY HAVE NO BUSINESS SEEING, AT FUCKING MIDNIGHT!!!!
Seriously. Get a fucking sitter. I am not kidding. Act like fucking PARENTS.
hooray!!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/19/fred-willard-lewd-conduct-prosecution-pros...
what?... it's nice to see someone other than Lohan getting out of trouble.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Most posters did not like Provolone when he first started posting on Dlisted...this is no surprise to me.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:59pm.
sMOKIN' ♥Lucy♥ kiss-kiss *with tongue* lololol Let's not get these guys TOO excited now... *smirks a big MUAH*
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shit...too late
*goes to clean up*
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:07pm.
it took me a good long while before people spoke to me
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AGAIN
(did you say you're a Taurus? OMG you are sexy by default)
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lol!!! everyone goes all "Momento" on me!
Sans Fards, you can order them on Amazon...they are $6.00 a pack. I ordered two, lol. They come in Pink, Pearl, Gold and Bronze.
EH, low-key weekends are always the best. I had an exhausting week and I can't wait to lay around for two days!
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Just watched my puggle fly off the couch and chase the cat, but as he tried to take a corner, he slid across the hardwood floor and all the way into the kitchen. Priceless.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:57pm.
Event Horizon, just what IS your avatar? It seems to be a cheeseburger puppet. Is that a good guess?
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Makes your mouth water dont it ;p
I bet you're dreaming of taking a big, sloppy, greasy bite outta a big ole fat hamburger as we speak!
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
sMOKIN' ♥Lucy♥ kiss-kiss *with tongue* lololol Let's not get these guys TOO excited now... *smirks a big MUAH*
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:51pm.
*butting in to the Provy talk*
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As I say I didn't know him that well but enough to recognize right away that something was WAY off! I would be like me just turning on you and telling you to fuck off and really meaning it! You'd be...W T F !! are you ..kidding..??lol!
Time for a new ditty.
This one's called Prelude To A Poo
Beans for lunch.
I did munch.
Gas attack.
Can't do jack.
Except fart and wait.
Whoops.....too late.
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On the topic of drinks, I got some drink recommendations off this site awhile back....I think someone mentioned red death and liquid marijuana or something....anyway, I ordered that shit one night thinking I was gonna get fucked up! only to get slightly light-headed after four of those bad boys :/ Somebody was slightly disappointed...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:07pm.
it took me a good long while before people spoke to me
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AGAIN
(did you say you're a Taurus? OMG you are sexy by default)
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:50pm.
Dog, shimmer sheets are these sheets kinda like oil blotting papers, and you rub your cheeks (or your cleavage,hehe)with them and they give you a really pretty glow.
I'm such a makeup ho.
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*rubs Whamo's ass cheeks with shimmer sheets*
Event Horizon, just what IS your avatar? It seems to be a cheeseburger puppet. Is that a good guess?
Submitted by BaconSlut on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:33pm.
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Bacony, hello to you and your lovely persian! Poor thing being afraid of big dudes in your house! Pussies are smart!
*counting down with ya, to... you... know... WHAT!* hahaha ;)
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:15pm.
I like you. Take it from me: that's all you'll ever need here.
But, seriously, I'm surprised to hear you feel that way. I see people, including me, replying to your posts often.
Thanks, Hotmami!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:37pm.
OMGGGGGG ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:29pm.
Man my boy is getting some free air time here, my Doggy nust be drunk, she's giving it away for me, Ifeelsousedlikeawhore!!
Shaaaaawing! ;P
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Wild guess here: you soused.
Either that or you've been fapping so hard all the blood ran out of your brain.
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I come here to forget all the crap in the world. You guys fucking rock. And yes, Whamo's new user name is "WHASTED".
@Hotmami
My week was pretty fuckin good, was gonna go to dark knight tonight but I'm gonna hold off on that for a bit and have a low key weekend instead. The bf went to the beach to go surfing this weekend so I can pig out for a bit tonight and tomorrow since I wont see him till next weekend anyhow...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:41pm.
I don't drink, mon. Just a glass of win once in a very seldom while.
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Ok then sex, ass and toe curling Os...how's that! :)
I'm a very casual drinker, I've really seemed to have lost my taste for beer though. I still like my Vodka, Gin and Rye but I found myself very rarely going for a beer for some reason.
Hotmami - I'm going to have to try those out! a makeup term I've never heard of before. I'm a total Sephora junkie and have about 20 different shades of eyeshadow, lol.
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It's PHELPS time!
Oh, fuck me in the goat ass. Richard, Richard, Richard. You're a fucking joke, are you happy now? Fucking go away. It's just sad.
Dog, shimmer sheets are these sheets kinda like oil blotting papers, and you rub your cheeks (or your cleavage,hehe)with them and they give you a really pretty glow.
I'm such a makeup ho.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Thanks to MK, while playing Words With Friends, I played the word Peen. lol.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
*butting in to the Provy talk*
Provy made me LOL lot of times but I remember him way back being a provocateur. More sexist pig stuff than anything anti-Semitic - that was new for me. It didn't bother me that much, but he was pigeonholed In my head as being naughty.
I know!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:45pm.
To me it was as much what he was saying as who he was saying it to. People were Provy you're kidding right, and he was fuck no right back in their face. He was just swinging at the fences for Pete's sake!
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
That Provolone thing was just bizarro as all get out. It sounded like whatever was going on, wasn't pretty.
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It's PHELPS time!
Hotmami, what are shimmer sheets?
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:29pm.
Man my boy is getting some free air time here, my Doggy nust be drunk, she's giving it away for me, Ifeelsousedlikeawhore!!
Shaaaaawing! ;P
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Baahahahahahah nothing like knowing you are feeling used like a HOR Whams! *Love it when you talk in "metafours"* hahaha ;D
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:31pm.
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I'm sober as a judge, it's you that's been talking about...you know:P That's why I was wondering if you was a drinkin. lol!
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It's okay, you can say it.
Sex
Peen
Poon
I don't drink, mon. Just a glass of wine once in a very seldom while.
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Submitted by didimao on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:36pm.
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To me it was as much what he was saying as who he was saying it to. People were Provy you're kidding right, and he was fuck no right back in their face. He was just swinging at the fences for Pete's sake!
GAWD, I am so glad it's Friday! Also, my E.l.f shimmer sheets arrived today and I am in lurve.
My cheekbones look ah-mazing.
How was everyone's week?
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:32pm.
@ PrettyHateMachine
I just wanted to say I always liked you. I think you're very nice!
Wasn't your name WhiskeyTango before?
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WhiskeyT is me ;)
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It's PHELPS time!
I live in the freaking desert and there's no such thing as a "friendly"/non-poisonous snake so if I ever see one in my backyard, that will be its last living day!
I remember once we saw this big as colorful lizard in my moms backyard and I was gonna go back there and pick it up and put it over the wall so it could be free in the desert, but my mom did a little googling beforehand and learned the shit was poisonous as fuck! We had to call animal control and they acted like they were dealing with a ravenous pit when they went to go capture it...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:31pm.
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I'm sober as a judge, it's you that's been talking about...you know:P That's why I was wondering if you was a drinkin. lol!
Mike, It truly was bizarre wasn't it!! I was flabbergasted that he was thowin it out there at people I thought were his friends. I'd never read him to be so inclined with those views in the past at all!
Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:33pm.
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If this was a common thing with the Prov, then good riddance!
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man the governor sounds like a moron.
I too was thinking WTF! I was sitting here reading a bunch of it with my a look of shock on my face. I was thinking either someone hacked his account, or he lost it. I couldn't read anymore and I felt bad for those who he went off on.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:17pm.
Reason, I didn't know Provy very well but the dude from what I was seeing snapped, he basically kinda turned on everyone like a rabid dog and just start spouting shit, challenging people so they'd have to argue with him, saying completely uncharateristic things from what little I knew of him. I was reading it just trying to figure out WTF was happening. It was flat out BIZZARE!
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
@ESE
Thanks for dispensing some of your porn knowledge on me :p, I would think a woman with 3 full sized boobs would have been featured on Tyra or Oprah before being featured in a porn so I had some suspicions to its authenticity...
@Mike
I think you've mentioned the IAU thing to me in the past, keep me posted to when it makes it's reappearance, that site was some good browsing!
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:05pm.
Doggie, Provvy got banned?!
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Reason, I didn't know Provy very well but the dude from what I was seeing snapped, he basically kinda turned on everyone like a rabid dog and just start spouting shit, challenging people so they'd have to argue with him, saying completely uncharateristic things from what little I knew of him. I was reading it just trying to figure out WTF was happening. It was flat out BIZZARE!
Yeah, and some of the conspiratorial anti-Semitic stuff he was ranting about made it sound like he'd spent long hours surfing some bullshit websites. It wasn't casual anti-Semitism.
Gotta scream out for a bit. Just got Hot Lips (The Wonder Persian) back from being boarded at the vet overnight. The maintenance dudes at my apartment were in today, and he is very frightened of men. (Something he learned to do from his previous owner, I assume.) He was unhappy and didn't eat or drink the whole time there. Now that he's back, he has more than made up for that, and now, it's Lovinz Time! :D
If I don't make it back tonight, I hope that everyone has a great rest of the evening!
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
@ PrettyHateMachine
I just wanted to say I always liked you. I think you're very nice!
Wasn't your name WhiskeyTango before?
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:29pm.
Man my boy is getting some free air time here, my Doggy nust be drunk, she's giving it away for me, Ifeelsousedlikeawhore!!
Shaaaaawing! ;P
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Wild guess here: you soused.
Either that or you've been fapping so hard all the blood ran out of your brain.
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Throwing this out there. We once had a snake in our backyard. Naturally, our dog was out there and she acted like she was going to try to get it. So my husband got on his thick work pants and boots. He proceeded to beat the thing to death with a light bulb changer. Then he stepped on it's head for good measure. It was either the snake or the dog. Sorry, snaky lost.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:07pm.
I didn't say hello to you 2 or 3 times in various places already
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I did say hello a while back hun! I must have missed your hello's as well I'm sorry:(
Man my boy is getting some free air time here, my Doggy nust be drunk, she's giving it away for me, Ifeelsousedlikeawhore!!
Shaaaaawing! ;P
Within, I actually didn't get in the water. It was too rough and real cold. It was also SO windy! But my friend's and I hung out, collected seashells, ate our snacks. :)
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