Friday, July 20th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Richard Simmons
Some days you just really need to feel your nipples give birth to drops of extra sweetened hummingbird juice while staring at pictures of the graceful dandelion Richard Simmons looking like somebody's fucked up auntie on Halloween, and this is one of those days. I'd never think to put together New Balance sneakers, spider web tights from Capezio, a DIY black swan costume, two handfuls of googly eyes and a bunch of fake pearl bracelets from some little girl's jooree box, but Richard pulls it off.
And you know how in movies and shit, bitches are always saying things like, "I'm just waiting for the butterfly in me to awaken and take flight"? This is what they're talking about.
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I'm considering having an AbFab marathon tonight.
'Cause I need some fabulousness on my Friday night.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
I'm glad that Provolone was banned, but what do I know. Yes, some people got "butt hurt" over being called racial slurs by him, silly rabbits!!
If you did not read all of the comments or you were not one of the ones directly insulted or offended, then you should not comment.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:57pm.
I have similar reactions to the words tittay and juicy booty.
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Can guys and gals be "just friends?" Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:54pm.
Why are people home on a Friday night, btw?
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I'm prepping for my party tomorrow.
ESE/Leonardo, then you're better than me, cuz Imma about to pass out! *fighting it hard though...*
Signed,
Michelangelo ☺
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:46pm.
Ok, must run...have fun tonight. Everybody wang chung tonight.
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*climbs up into swinging chair, puts on foot in stirrup*
*Turns around and see's this post*
Aw man, I was just getting the perfect pucker firmness...
*climbs out of chair*
*walks slowly away with my head hanging down dragging my rubber suit behind me*
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:54pm.
Why are people home on a Friday night, btw?
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i can't think of a suitable excuse...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsCAy9ErdKY
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:56pm.
Dog, WHAT?!?!?!?!
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You don't actually see him do it but they make sure in no uncertain terms that you know why he is puking. Don't get me wrong - some of the scenes are hot as hell, but I was very very uncomfortable with a lot of the movie.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:53pm.
skinny fat, your menu is making me jealous.
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i loves to indulge on the weekends and feed my friends.
it's gonna be a good time. time to get those cookies and mush up the ribs so the dry rub gets everywhere. the cashew bacon popcorn is already done.
a friend is bringing HOME MADE MARSHMELLOWS
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:55pm.
So who wants the extra large dildo. Who am I kidding, I WANT IT. :P
LOL'd
I actually put my hand up.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:52pm.
You must have missed my ditty earlier in this thread.
Oh my! Please bless me with your poetry. I'm intrigued.
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Scroll down, baby. I post it again and someone from Pulitzer might see it and award me.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:54pm.
"Moist" is the worst word in the English language.
I know a girl who reacts viscerally to this word.
Dog, WHAT?!?!?!?!
Lucifer, I am at home on a Friday night because I be single.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
So who wants the extra large dildo.
Who am I kidding, I WANT IT. :P
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:52pm.
You must have missed my ditty earlier in this thread.
Oh my! Please bless me with your poetry. I'm intrigued.
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:53pm.
skinny fat, your menu is making me jealous.
I just downloaded that movie Caligula. It's supposed to be all porny and shit. YUM.
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Let me know what you think of the scene where he barfs after blowing the horse. No, that's not a joke. That's one sick movie.
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"Moist" is the worst word in the English language. It has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Every time I hear it I grit my teeth b/c it sounds like nails on a chalkboard.
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It's PHELPS time!
Why are people home on a Friday night, btw?
It's 3.24am here and I've been editing a manuscript (and butting in and out of Dlisted) since I dropped my nephew off at home at 6pm.
skinny fat, your menu is making me jealous.
I just downloaded that movie Caligula. It's supposed to be all porny and shit. YUM.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Little_rascal, glad you were above all that! Repeats with you, peen peen peen peeen peen *so soothing* HAHAHAHAAH ;D
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:47pm.
*opens door*
*sees dlisters tryin to get an orgy started*
*quietly closes door*
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Hey, come back here and tell us about your nipples!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:49pm.
You must have missed my ditty earlier in this thread.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:38pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:36pm.
Actually, Jazzy, I've been busy riding them.
*not really*
*goes to YouPorn for comfort*
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Poor you...you need a big, hot, throbbing...
I forgot what I was going to say.
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*perks up*
Hey, now...what's goin on here?!
*reaches for skin tight black rubber suit with attached 10 inch heels....just in case*
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:47pm.
oh, pshaw!... it's not all bad!... in another day or so... the halucinations start... that's when the good stuff happens!... oh, i can't wait to finally meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in person!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
i'll send leftovers on sunday.
and after all that we're toasting marshmellows you sick fucks who need to get laid LOL
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:42pm.
Dick.
Hard.
Pussy.
Moist.
Shakespearean litany, IMO.
i am skinny fat making macademia choco chip cookies, bacon and cashew caramel corn and the ribs are soaking up that dry rub. also making corn on the cob, beet salad and ice cream sundaes for dessert. and peach sangria and mojitos.
ESE, got ya beat, I am NOW OFFICIALLY OVER THE 48 hour mark! *blinks blinks* F*ck! HA! Seriously, insomnia can be a bitch! Been there done that, not good... your brain'll dry, don't ya know? DONTCHAKNOW!?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:38pm.
Don't mind my bitching btw, I am on day 3 of nicotine withdrawal .
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no worries, i've been awake for almost two days now, and i've done enough damage to my lungs for the both of us... stay strong, UBF!... you can do it!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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*opens door*
*sees dlisters tryin to get an orgy started*
*quietly closes door*
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Can guys and gals be "just friends?" Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:42pm.
Dick.
Hard.
Pussy.
Moist.
I think it's time for a Dlisted orgy.
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*grabs Costco baby oil. milk jug, rubber suit, bag of flour*
Ok, must run...have fun tonight. Everybody wang chung tonight.
I want a donut!
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:41pm.
*takes deep breaths, closes eyes and repeats PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS.....*
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*looks around quizzically*... hhhmmm?... funny, i would have thought that that would have brought in sucky?!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:33pm.
Geez, skinny fat! are you fat or skinnyg now?
I was skinny, now fat and your cooking is making me want to eat!
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:42pm.
Dick.
Hard.
Pussy.
Moist.
I think it's time for a Dlisted orgy.
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*boing!*
@skinnyfat
Those sound like some delicious, fuppa forming, finger licking, booty dimpling recipes....I can dream...!
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:37pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:35pm.
How can drama make you horny unless it's me and IF fighting over Whameat.
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*looks down at peen smiles*
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Aw gross, you have a name for it, don't you???? Mr. Stiffy? Little Man? Mini Me? Whamo Junior?
***VOM***
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@ Whamo
I've been in and out of this post several times today and not once have I looked at the headlining pictures. Owlie said RS was wearing glasses that had eyeballs on them, so I was too disgusted to look again.
Like that "snake in the toilet bowl" Caption Contest. I don't think I came back here the rest of the day after seeing that shit. And when the Caption contest was a foot that was, ugh, "shedding" or something I didn't come back to this site for 3 months.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:38pm.
@Jazzy
Apparently, I have no idea what caused everything to jump off but it jumped all the fucking way off and he was banned...
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Oh well, shit happens...maybe he had had enough, but forgot to take a break.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:39pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:30pm.
he called rascal a "Jewish cunt".
That is disgusting. I followed the comments and I never saw it. In that case he did deserve to be banned for that day, after all.
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I hadn't heard that and now I know why at least Rasc was hurt. Rightly so. What a dick. I'd like to know how he even knows she's Jewish and why that matters.
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What I'm not making is PENIS FISH.
Dick.
Hard.
Pussy.
Moist.
I think it's time for a Dlisted orgy.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
*takes deep breaths, closes eyes and repeats PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS.....*
All better now! :o)
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:38pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:36pm.
Actually, Jazzy, I've been busy riding them.
*not really*
*goes to YouPorn for comfort*
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Poor you...you need a big, hot, throbbing...
I forgot what I was going to say.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:37pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:35pm.
How can drama make you horny unless it's me and IF fighting over Whameat.
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*looks down at peen smiles*
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:27pm.
You are just too cute! You know, maybe I'll make some cookies for our new neighbors. Just to be nice. Have a good weekend Skinny Fat
So are we playing the who can make everyone the most horny game? Cause I think I got that one on lock...
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:38pm.
Don't mind my bitching btw, I am on day 3 of nicotine withdrawal .
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no worries, i've been awake for almost two days now, and i've done enough damage to my lungs for the both of us... stay strong, UBF!... you can do it!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:30pm.
he called rascal a "Jewish cunt".
That is disgusting. I followed the comments and I never saw it. In that case he did deserve to be banned for that day, after all.