Friday, July 20th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Richard Simmons
Some days you just really need to feel your nipples give birth to drops of extra sweetened hummingbird juice while staring at pictures of the graceful dandelion Richard Simmons looking like somebody's fucked up auntie on Halloween, and this is one of those days. I'd never think to put together New Balance sneakers, spider web tights from Capezio, a DIY black swan costume, two handfuls of googly eyes and a bunch of fake pearl bracelets from some little girl's jooree box, but Richard pulls it off.
And you know how in movies and shit, bitches are always saying things like, "I'm just waiting for the butterfly in me to awaken and take flight"? This is what they're talking about.
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Mickey, Step away for a few and of course the most fave moo cow drops by!! Have a great time! Now I'm imagining the funniest moo at the beach in her best swimming cap OLOLOLOL au revoir Mickey! See you soon ;p
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Have fun Mickey! See ya when you get back!
Just so no one thinks that the Netherlands is a dark and sinister place where people disappear without a trace: I'll be away on vacation the next three weeks. If you see a pic of a moo cow strutting her stuff along the beaches of the Atlantic Ocean near the regions of Bretagne, that will be me. Here's to missing all of you and your antics. Take good care of yourselves!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
AH-HAHAHAHA Tara Reid's pancreas said, "I quit this bitch, for reals." I figured all that pickling would be a preservative-like formaldehyde.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 2:59am.
Submitted by Gobbler on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 2:15am.
"Cottage" and "moist" are not very pleasant words indeed. Are you by any chance a word fetishist, too? Some words have a certain effect on me. Take "airborne", for instance. Now there's a word that makes me all tingly and happy and the funny thing is that I'm scared shitless of flying. "Serendipity" and "scrumtiousness" are my runners-up.
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'Clotted' for the nasty list. 'Silk' for the feel-good list.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 1:33am.
Those flesh eating bacterias are God-awful. I read on the Daily Mail that a boy died after doctors failed to detect an infection on his leg after it had been scraped. He had a fever and was vomiting, but they sent him home and three days later his parents took him to the hospital. He died soon after. : (
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Are you talking about this boy that died from a staph infection?
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/12/nyregion/in-rory-stauntons-fight-for-h...
ugh. So sad....and scary. His poor family.
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It's PHELPS time!
I did Thamar! Wasn't it on here, lower down? Went and stayed in friends' of friends places in Paris and Berlin! We figured it was better for the wallet! Had a great time and drank and ate like a fish! But didn't have internet for a couple of weeks, hahahah
OMMF there are some beautiful women in France and ridiculously HOTTTT boys in Germany!!!! Loopy would be so proud!!! I have to go back yum yum yum! See ya when you get back! ;D
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Hey Within! Tell us about your trip if you care to.Got chores. See you on the flip side. :-)
OT is Marc Jacobs styling Richard Simmons now? Looks similar to his recent get ups. Love Simmons. What is the secret to his energy level? Where does he get it? Jealous!
Thamar, I won't ask what that was about then! Hope you are doing well these days! I was hoping you were still around, glad to see you are :)
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Provolone called me a faggot. Made me proud.
Hi Mickey, sorry I missed you but I zonked out last night/this morning... Had a change of plans, really wanted to go up there but it ended up being too costly at the last minute! ;/ I hope I can ask you for some tips when I do go! Chat with ya when you come back...
Waves to Thamar! *hello* ☺☺☺
((Wowlie)), hope you saw my answer to you last night, I can't find it now but I'll check back with ya too!
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This is the best ive seen her look in ages.
Submitted by Gobbler on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 2:15am.
"Cottage" and "moist" are not very pleasant words indeed. Are you by any chance a word fetishist, too? Some words have a certain effect on me. Take "airborne", for instance. Now there's a word that makes me all tingly and happy and the funny thing is that I'm scared shitless of flying. "Serendipity" and "scrumtiousness" are my runners-up.
Owl, Whamo, Salacious, Undine, how are you?
Within, so good to see you back, meissie! So how did my country treat you?
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:54pm.
"Moist" is the worst word in the English language. It has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Every time I hear it I grit my teeth b/c it sounds like nails on a chalkboard.
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"cottage"
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My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Whamo- I giggle whenever I think back on it.
Mel - Tang - I like the legal stuff better but I live in an area known for the good shit.
Mel-Tang, I've only had the legal kind of pot. I'm in California. : )
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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 1:44am.
Submitted by winniwins on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 1:11am.
Anyway, when she went to yank them out they got all tangled up. She was screaming for me to " help" them.
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LMFAO, I'm sorry but THAT is funny!
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Whamster, my man how are you doing? How's the foot now and how come I haven't seen you over there? :D
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Is legal pot as good as regular pot? Swim is curious to try it but hadnt heard great things about it.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by winniwins on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 1:11am.
Anyway, when she went to yank them out they got all tangled up. She was screaming for me to " help" them.
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LMFAO, I'm sorry but THAT is funny!
just pretend it's a joint!
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Winter u lucky bitch. You better puff puff pass and blow right into my screen so it come through. Thank you. Haha
www.poopreport.com :)
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Winniwins LMFAO....hahahaha
I love how she thought to call for you in her time of need.lolololo
www.poopreport.com :)
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I don't remember Mel-Tang. It probably was. Frightening.
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:26am.
@ Whamo
Reno, NV, but Ruby Lake is on the other side...south of Elko and Wells
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Well if I ever end up NV some day Spider I'll take you up on that lol:)
Ooh Mel-Tang, that sucks. I rarely smoke pot, but last fall I wanted to smoke or get drunk with friend's SO bad. I'm excited cuz tomorrow I'm going to a party at a bar!
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I saw that too winter....i was so scared that night after reading those i couldnt go to sleep. :(
Was it the one about the basketball boy? My brother said he comes into contact with it a lot in the field he works in and the disease mrsa. Freaks him out too. He said it's way more prevalent than we all know.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Speaking of pot...I have been wanting some and dreaming about it nightly and each time i'm supposed to get it, the plan gets all screwed up. :( what does that mean in dream interpretation.?
www.poopreport.com :)
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Those flesh eating bacterias are God-awful. I read on the Daily Mail that a boy died after doctors failed to detect an infection on his leg after it had been scraped. He had a fever and was vomiting, but they sent him home and three days later his parents took him to the hospital. He died soon after. : (
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Winter I know!! Aahhahaha And I would have been the fivesome if I didn't gey my ass outta there!! Lol
I was so angry though because they had really good pot that night and i missed it. :(
www.poopreport.com :)
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Yes salacious! It's freaking me out because that's all my kids love to do in the summer is swim!
My sons friends sister just got bacterial meningitis last week, and her mom said they think it was from one of the pools she swam in (shes a competitive swimmer). She had a bad fever for days, nausea, vomiting and headaches...like migraine level. It just really scares me!
www.poopreport.com :)
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*waves at Undine*
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Lol Mel-Tang! That a foursome! Sort of....
Winniwins: holy crap! D :
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Heeeeeyyyyyy, hookers! What's up?
Good one Mel-Tang! I have some funny friends WinterOwl. My friend was having sex with her BF who had just returned from Europe. He brought butt beads back. She put them in his bum while they were doing it but she didn't know you had to put them in order? Anyway, when she went to yank them out they got all tangled up. She was screaming for me to " help" them. Nope. He screamed like a girl for a couple minutes.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:29am.
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So that was you Mel-tang... that thing also has me pretty scared, I've been reading the same stories you have.
People can also contract meningitis from swimming in lakes if water goes in through your nose.
http://www.momlogic.com/2010/09/boy_dies_of_brain-eating_amoeba_in_lake....
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Submitted by winniwins on Sat, 07/21/2012
1. Holy shit!
2. Those are the best parties! :P
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Winni! Lol that's a good story! The only thing I have is when I was in college, i had to share an apt with three other horz. One of them had a roided out bf who used to beat the crap out of her..very sad. We tried to get her away but she wouldn't leave. One night i come home and those two are fucking right outside my door, where my other roommate was fucking her boyfriend in her bed...all at the same time. They had the door open, so I'm imagining everyone could hear all the slurps and farts that go along with sexing someone up. Plus, one of the girls moaned like a donkey when she got fucked and I think it turned my bf on, so you could hear her a mile down the hall. Ewwww. Anyway, I'm standing right in the middle of it all, kind of in shock and not sure what to do. I spin around and leave. I later came back...they claim they never knew i was there. They were so drunk and high. Crazy.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Threesome story- shortly after graduating I moved in with a group of my good guy friends. 5 total. My room was downstairs off the rec- room and I used to sleep with one of those chain lock thingy's on my door because you never knew what they would get up to. Anyway one night I walk out and there's 2 of my friends butt naked (except Joe had a motorcycle helmet on) going at with this random girl. She ended up pregnant and they both had to take paternity tests.
Side note- 3 weeks ago I was invited to an old high school friends party. My sitter canceled so I didn't make it. Good thing because one of my friends that did go texted and said it turned into a " show me your taint party" WTF?
as RuPaul would say, "what a proud queen" lol
Yes salacious! That was me.
I was telling spider to be careful on vacay because i kept reading about people getting a flesh eating bacteria through their cuts after they had been swimming in freshwater lakes and rivers, and now improperly treated swimming pools The bacteria gets into the blood stream and causes flu like symptoms, andstarts eating their skin. Then the people get horribly sick and die within hours if not treated!
The other one is a form of meningitis. When people jump or dive into the body of water, the water goes up our nose and straight to the brains. The bacteria starts attacking immediately and is relentless. :( People reported sore necks, high fever, and stomach pain.
Be safe everyone!!! <3
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:06pm.
hooray!!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/19/fred-willard-lewd-conduct-prosecution-pros...
what?... it's nice to see someone other than Lohan getting out of trouble.
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I guess we'll never get any details about reduction now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsqHBexWD1w&t=1m20s
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Hotmami, yes! And he was probably schizophrenic, I'm no expert, but he probably was. He was a sick person but it's so fascinating.
May the THREESOME stories commence!
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@ Whamo
Funny I was saying yesterday that perch were my favorite fish:) What part of the country are you in Spidy?
Reno, NV, but Ruby Lake is on the other side...south of Elko and Wells.
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WO, that NatGeo special was INSANE. Caligula was one fucked up, sadistic, twisted dude. *shudder*
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:16am.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:09am.
Perfect. I hope you like yellow perch. Hop on a plane...chop, chop ;)
Ruby Lake!
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Funny I was saying yesterday that perch were my favorite fish:) What part of the country are you in Spidy?
Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:09am.
That's the sad thing about those movies. They were sooooo hot back then but compared to what you can see today it's like watching vanilla ice cream melt.
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Can guys and gals be "just friends?" Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."