Thursday, July 19th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By New Staches On The Block

Here's NKOTB giving us 5 flavors of stache in a picture that looks like it was taken during a Freddie Mercury look-alike contest at the local bathhouse. Joey looks like a 70s gay porn star who mostly plays a cop. Jonathan looks like an emotionally tortured German poet from the 1940s (or Adrien Brody after a nose job). Jordan looks like a cockatoo twink trying to butch up his look. Donnie looks like a cocky dom top who is getting ready to double fist a trick. And Danny looks like he's about to fuck you up if you don't give him his money.

Since I'm a Brodysexual, I'll say that Jonathan won this stache battle.

via @DonnieWahlberg

Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:15pm.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Since it's summertime and I'm not going to summer term; I've become a fishing addict. I bought my 1st ever fishing license this year and I love it.
But, I miss all you horz on the D.
I'm going to the lake in the morning for the whole weekend.
FISH ON ! ! ! ! ! !

OT: NKOTB = GHEY

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:14pm.

Are there people left alive who were into these twats? They would be in their 80s by now, I reckon.

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Submitted by Im the Mary on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:16pm.

Here I was throwing my pity party with a tetra pak of wine because I got the senior discount at the grocery store(unsolicited) by the cashier for my corn on the cob.*cries* This picture instantly cheered me up. It's like when you're feeling fat so you go to wal mart to boost the ol self esteem. Thank you Michael K.! BTW, I'm 42. Why does not one have a single hair on their chests? Hill. These perpetual man boys. Over it. Chardonnay!

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:13pm.

They all drop their towels in 3,2, 1..
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:12pm.

Okay, who else half expects to click on the image and have a porn film start? And that's awesome, but I suspect that that's not what they were going for.

Submitted by Gigaboob on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:12pm.

It tickles the pickle.

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:10pm.

That's gayer than a picnic basket full of rainbows.

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Submitted by asby on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:06pm.

so of course the gay guy is the only one with his shirt on still

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Submitted by guest on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:06pm.

but what about 98 degrees?

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:06pm.

Gorilla Boy looks better with a flavor saver.

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