Open Post: Hosted By The World's Most Expensive Dog Wedding
Correction: This is the second most expensive dog wedding. The first was Kim Kardashian's last wedding. I apologize for this mistake.
Welcome to America where some rich hos use their fuckit money to pay for a $158,000 wedding for their dogs! The Guinness World Record for the most expensive dog wedding was set last night in NYC when Baby Hope Diamond married her groom, a poodle named Chilly Pasternak. (Future Fox News Headline: See, This Is What Happens When Your State Legalizes Same-Sex Marriage.) The STUNT QUEEN marriage was put together by Baby Hope's owner Wendy Diamond (seen above in the blue dress), the editor of Animal Fair Magazine and overall mess.
The wedding was a benefit for the Humane Society of New York and guests had to donate to the charity. I take back my "rich hos using their fuckit money" comment, because Radar says that everything from the $5,000 worth of sushi to the Baby Hope's $6,000 gown to the $16,000 orchestra was donated by vendors. Baby Hope Diamond and Chilly's wedding was officiated by Triumph the Insult Dog Comic.
The most lavish wedding I've been to was in the ballroom of a Holiday Inn and the DJ stopped playing halfway through because he hadn't gotten paid yet, so maybe I don't know what I'm talking about, but this does not look like a $158,000 wedding. Baby Hope Diamond's gown is dreadful and the altar was decorated with hotel sheets! Whatever, this mess of an event was obviously just for the humans to enjoy, because if you look at the pictures you'll see that the Guinness World Record for the most dogs making a "Why me?" face at the same time was also set.
Also, I'm pretty sure that Baby Hope Diamond's new husband is gay.
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If it is for the Humane Society, then what the hell. If Kim kardashian had donated her money to charity, then people might be more forgiving for her trashy whore monger ways.
Anyone who would spend any money on a dog wedding has no brains & too much time/money on their hands...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:55am.
well, ya know, folks... i've been thinking
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 6:20am.
I'm going to go back to sleep!
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pfft!... show off!... heehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
((ESE)) good day/night to you and anyone else lurking. I'm going to go back to sleep!
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Happy Birthday Precocious Magpie!
well, ya know, folks... i've been thinking(shocking, and seldomly done, i know!)... when it's past five in the morning and one hasn't slept yet, there really is no reason to bother trying any more... sleep just isn't in the cards, i guess... i've already beaten three Care Bears at parcheesi, and you don't even wanna know what i did to the house plant that wanted to debate with me whether strawberry Nesquick is better than chocolate!... it wasn't pretty at all!
oh, so very tired.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HibE5KIVxBs
good morning and good day, all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Hey there D-Listers, I told you all awhile back that my (new) husband may be diagnosed with ALS? Well, it is so. I am believing in a complete healing, totally through my Lord Jesus, and I wanted to document it here, with people I think very highly of. I have been a silent friend of many of you for a long time. I love you, man!
Turt - Never knew I had a back issue until that fateful trip to Dollywood in 09. Oh I loved the wooden coaster but it didn't love me back. It broke me. :-(
Oh well, I got some lemons but the lemonade is kick ass!
Foxxy - I can see the light!!! If you didn't get my last email, I just wanted to say thanks for all of your help. The realization that I can only help someone so much has hit me in the last few weeks. I did my part and she's a grown woman. Time for her to put on some big girl panties. Thanks again for the help dear. ♥
Eyelids are getting heavy. Nite Turt and Foxxy. I hope Beb and his PENIS sleep well tonight.
ETA - Hi and bye GG!
Dear Dlisted friends. I just want to give you all a hug and thank all of you for keeping me sane with your wit and snark these past few days. Thank you for being my spiritual prozac.
Hugs and kisses and good night.
Hey SDR! hope you're starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel re:the family situation and holding up well under the heat
and, right on re: the beb thing -- funny (sad?)that still, in 2012, "married gay guy with kids" did not seem to even cross that person's mind ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
SDR, ha! I watched it too, Saturday night, I believe it was? Lol, too funny.
Sorry that you are in pain with your back, I hate that for you. Back pain is a bitch, I can't imagine living with it chronically.
Yeah, it does feel good to be working towards a MA, and it feels good to tell people that I'm a *funded* graduate student as well (only if they bring it up first, or course, lol). I just get nervous thinking about the amount of student loans that I owe...
Turt - Crappy spine, yep that's me. Just been working around here. Tis the summer of fence building here at the SDR. Back hurts but hey, what ya gonna do? There is work to be done and I don't have a trust fund to fall back on, lol. Thanks for asking.
Awww, I know school has been rough on you but you gotta feel good about going, right? Sorry about the stress girl. Don't let it get to you too much. Keep running from coast to coast...damn, FG was just on last weekend and I watched it.
Wow, PSL, that sounds crazy-hard, but awesome and exciting! Congrats, I'm happy for you, my kick-ass interwebs friend ;)
I'd LOVE to throw rocks at a random house.
Turtle, you'll figure it out.
You can always throw rocks at a house to help let loose some anger. ;)
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All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down
I don't even like you anymore at all
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doing well Turtle! I am starting a MA Intensive Boot Camp this Sunday. 6 Sundays 7am-3:00.....at the end of 6 weeks, there is a chance I can test again! one step closer to Black belt....taught by Masters, it is going to be crazy hard, but I am excited....
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All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down
I don't even like you anymore at all
LOL. Haaaaay PSL! How you doin, gurl? Congrats on your MA accomplishments since I've been out, I've been keeping an eye on ya;)
Hey Turt. Been lurking more than posting lately. Family drama crap.
How's school going? Judging by your avie I take it you've been doing some running a la Forest Gump?!?
AND I WAS RUN-NING!!!
TURTLE! yay! good to see you!
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All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down
I don't even like you anymore at all
Hi SDR ((hugs))
Missed you all, but I've been keeping up...how are you feeling?
I was pretty sure Beb was a guy, the comments confused me, lol.
Hi Turtle! Glad you're good. I was concerned about you.
xoxo
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Submitted by Bubbie Weent on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 11:33pm.
I'm going to post this a second time since it was ignored a few months ago.
Beb is not a guy!!
Submitted by beb on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 8:13pm.
BH is working tonight, although he was none too pleased at getting up @ 3:45 this morning to take care of the boys. Going to hang on the couch and get some take-out - at least someone will take care of my needs!
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Oh JFC. Beb is a GUY. A ghey guy. Did you know it's 2012 and teh gheys can get...*gasp*...MARRIED!!!
Go back to your spreadsheets.
Submitted by Darknight on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 12:11am.
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Hiya DK :)
That means a lot, thank you. I missed you guys.
Hi, Turt! I don't comment a lot but I wanted to let you know I was worried about you. I'm glad you're doing well.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Gobbler, just been hanging back and taking a breather, so to speak. Got a little flustered a while back, neither myself nor Mr. Turt were handling things very well and things got blown a little out of proportion.
Things are a lot better now. The cancer diagnosis just hit everyone like running into a brick wall.
Where you been Turt? We were worried about you...
Hi Gobbler :) How are you?
((((hugs)))
And thanks, them be my runnin' shoes lol.
Submitted by MTurtle on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 11:33pm.
Hello people.
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Oh hai Turt!!! Nice kicks ;)
I'm going to post this a second time since it was ignored a few months ago.
Beb is not a guy!!
Submitted by beb on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 8:13pm.
BH is working tonight, although he was none too pleased at getting up @ 3:45 this morning to take care of the boys. Going to hang on the couch and get some take-out - at least someone will take care of my needs!
Hello people.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 10:14pm.
^^^^^^^^^^^^WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH?
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Doggg, lol, don't stress yourself on that frequencies question on a friday; nothing a 5-min ride on the hover at max RPMs won't fix (with flask of vino/voddy mix, my treat, i'm riding shotgun hooker)
Who needs some p.noir here? *hands out Firesteed Oregon bottles
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Louise: that's awesome! I bet it was FUN! My favorite weddings are the ones that are unique and offbeat. One was at a lake with a bluegrass band that got everyone dancing. So fun. The other was a backyard wedding that I can barely remember because we were all so damn baked.
Both couples are still happily married.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 10:00pm.
Watching Fawlty Towers for the first time and failing to see what's supposed to be funny about it.
^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS
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^^^^^^^^^^^^YAWN
^^^^^^^^^^^^WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH?
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
... sorry 'bout that... stress release. you understand, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfdb2XyGTHA
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Watching Fawlty Towers for the first time and failing to see what's supposed to be funny about it. Haven't laughed once yet.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 7:43pm.
Stupid assholes.
And we spent $2,000.00 on our wedding. Total. Including my suit and the Tiffany wedding bands.
A ceremony in Central Park, a champagne luncheon, cab to the airport for our Paris honeymoon. Ha.
That sounds great! That's about how much we spent, too. We went to Vegas (it was planned) and had a small reception a little while later for our families. Something big and flashy just isn't us.
HaHaHa...I saw this dog today on the street. I was on 46th Street btwn 5/6...I wanted to tell him what an idiot he was for spending all this money...but he was with a kid so I decided against it....
Stoned_Chic
Submitted by BaconSlut on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 8:52pm.
to settle yourself down, i think you need to look at a photo of Ryan Lochte coming off the block
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@M.E. and Foxxy
When I popped in quick and read M.E.'s post, I think I may have gotten my horz confused. I took "the bitch" to mean "OB", and found myself asking why in the hell is M.E. giving OB her chickenz?
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Welcome back, Dea.
We are at MIL's and this weekend is her big annual birthday bash. This year it's a sunset cruise off Montauk. For the last million eons it has been a clambake on the beach. Anyway, i was rummaging around in the junk drawer for the Dramamine we bought the last time she did the party on a boat. It expired 12/98.
That hit me hard. How long I've been with Mr. Hekki and that I've known his youngest sister for half her life. The people I'm seeing this weekend, MIL's group of friends are getting old and frail and some are gone already. The party that used to last all night ends early. Maybe it's the rare glass of wine but I'm all weepy.
We're all hurtling toward the end...
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 7:36pm.
glad you're both home. after reading your lunchtime comment, i will now think of her as the big chicken stealing bitch.
/hope you put a photo of her up as your avi sometime
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I'm am devastated over the news of Sage Stallone's death. I wish I could hug my dream father and tell him everything will be okay!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Hekki, your wedding sounds like a donna karan perfume ad. Very city chic.
omg! you guys! it's been 4 years since my last login :D idk... i guess ontd is too slow today and i missed michael k.
ok, so what are we discussing here?
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shut up and let me go. HEY!
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Submitted by Twas Brillig on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 7:52pm.
You are so on to something, Twas. I'm seeing an aspiring female caddy that does more than washes the golf balls on the course.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Hekki - yes, she had surgery and has to be watched for 48 hrs so she doesn't rip out the stitches. She's whining because she is BORED I think.
Ok! Nighty and happy weekend all!
I may make a rare night D visit tonight, since I'm sure I'll get bored with no one but the dog and cat to talk to!
Beb I think you should try to hit the aarp crowd with some slutty smutty late-in-life golf course neighborhood don't let the grandkids hear stuff. There's a whole market out just waiting to be tapped.
Animal in pain is the worst... Their miserable little face. Wah.