Hot Slut Of The Day!
Big Brother spoiler alert ("Don't I have to care in order to be spoiled?" - you)! So, ever since Simon Cowell pulled the X-Factor to the US on a string attached to his strongest nipple (the right one), almost every damn reality show has to copy that shit by bringing in "experts" to mentor the contestants. Food Network Star did it and now Big Brother is doing it. This season, the house guests have been split up into 4 teams and each team is mentored by 4 hos from the past: Janelle (who thankfully did not get her Mr. Potato Head nose chopped and cinched), Dan, someotherblonde and Boogie who still looks like what you would get if someone sculpted a Quasimodo statue out of actual boogers.
Each mentor picked a team and all teams competed in a low-budget Wipeout-wannabe challenge where they had to strap teddy bears to their backs and jump across little girl beds. If you're a pedophile plushie, last night was your night. Dan's team came in last place and so he had to evict one of his hamster apprentices (hamprentice?). Dan handed walking papers to today's Hot Slut:
42-year-old Jodi Rollins from Calipatria, CA!
Fun fact: Jodi was the only black person in the house and was the oldest. Racism! Ageism! Headbandism (Jodi loves headbands)! Typical. Oh well, at least we'll always have this picture of Jodi posing in an awkward Psycho-themed photo shoot. I should've seen Jodi's eviction coming, because she's wearing platform flip-flops in that picture. Nothing good comes from wearing platform flip-flops.
If this season's Big Brother is following the horror movie rules, then that means either the slut or the gay dude is next. Quick, everyone form a protective barrier around beautiful flower Wil. No, they can't get rid of Wil, because if they did his father Zeus will shoot a lightning bolt at those bitches.
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Off topic etiquette question:
If someone in the office keeps sniffling loudly and constantly - seriously, it's about once every 6 or 7 seconds - but looks at you like you're crazy when you offer them a tissue, what to do? It's distracting and irritating.
Wunderbeere
Been watching BB since season one. Not sure what to think of this one. Kinda tired of them bringing old members back. NEVER liked Boogie. I always look forward to BB though to get me through the hot AZ summers!
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The resident Persian plastered his purring self on my lap and in between my bewbs while I was on the couch JUST as this mess was starting. I was held captive by him for about 20 minutes. At that point, I bribed him to the kitchen with the promise of a fresh can of wet food.
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
her feet and her torso are facing in different directions. that's a recipe for bad back pain right there.
*goes back to shopping for massage tables*
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God don't like ugly.
Snowy I sent you a message right away. When you get a chance to go on fb you will see.
And bitch, no note or anything? hahahaha soooo you!
I have Sunday off, I will read it then.
OMG EEEG! WTF!?!? FINALLY LOLOLOL that's so funny. Flyers! you better start reading it asap
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
She has long legs, but the bunching up at her pant cuffs makes it look like her legs are too short. Those jeans need a heel, not some dollar-store flip flops. She'd look nice in a dress.
Snowy I have been sitting in this dumb show post waiting for you!
It was late late your time last night but did you see I got the book?!!!!!!!!
I have zero on topic comment.
LOL MK, only 9 posts! hahaha Well, I was busy this morning. And you forgot FUPAism!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 11:08am.
Ask them to scratch you out a line... it's rude to not share the bad shit.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Off topic etiquette question:
If someone in the office keeps sniffling loudly and constantly - seriously, it's about once every 6 or 7 seconds - but looks at you like you're crazy when you offer them a tissue, what to do? It's distracting and irritating.
("Don't I have to care in order to be spoiled?" - you)!
MK i'm-a gonna steal this line from you and i will feel righteous doing so, cause you pollute me with reality tv shit which makes you a bad bad person and there is no shame in stealing from those (... which probably makes me a communist though it still feels righteous to me).
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Do you want a banana?
No i don't wanna
Wil is kinda like Marcia Brady on roids.
atleast she got voted out now rather than embarass herself later as this mess continues on...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
No, it was because she was a redshirt. They always go first.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
....watched this mess for the first time last nite. & that poor girl was the last one picked for teams! *me in elementary & jhs gym...not athletic...lol*
The cast this year stinks - no one really hot, just a bunch of schlubs. That long haired queen Wil is so annoying already. Vote him out next!
She Stinks!