Night Crumbs
Well, I guess it was only a matter of time before I got the tingles while looking at Ben Affleck's biceps in a tiny shirt - Lainey Gossip
FYI: Brad Pitt's mom doesn't hate gays...that we know of - Towleroad
Katy Perry puts her chichis to work - Popoholic
Suri Cruise can speak?! - The Superficial
Germany's official country flower Micaela Schaefer turned Brit Brit's old weaves into ho couture - Hollywood Tuna
Joyce DeWitt looks like shit - Drunken Stepfather
Stars vs. Models (or in #2's case, Star vs. Zombie) - The Berry
In other words, the Tater sisters are sick of Demi Moore stealing their drugs and trying to hump on their boyfriends - Celebitchy
Tama the Stationmaster Cat wears that hat so much better than Prince William and The Queen do - Just Jared
Woe is Mila Kunis - ICYDK
Star Jones, kindly shut your mouth on Gay Al's old butt dildo - Crunk + Disorderly
Dear Maria Shriver, please don't let your son become a Taylor Swift song - Popsugar
If I ever start a band I'm going to call it Drugged Up Baby - I'm Not Obsessed
Cee Lo Green's innie could probably deep throat a peen - SOW
IT'S ALL GAPPY'S FAULT, Part 457 - Hollywood Rag
Crispy Ronaldo and Irina Shayk proves that a couple that waxes together, stays together - Cityrag
Homegirl needs to eat a few of those Gummy Bears - OMG Blog
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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:43am.
I thought he was rumored to be a serious gambler not to mention a cheater?
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right on. only thing i have to say is that not a rumor. its just not talked about anymore.. but he's a big time gambler and a cheater..
but not a fan of him or his wife so what do i care
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:00am.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:43am.
True dat. Remember the blinds and speculation he wasn't has happy about the last kid as he was the others? Maleskank
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was that the blind about the male cheating and partying it up.. then wanting to break away from his s/o and then foundnd out she was preg. and put it on hold?
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:43am.
True dat. Remember the blinds and speculation he wasn't has happy about the last kid as he was the others? Maleskank.
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Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 10:57pm.
Ben Affleck seems very normal (post JLo) compared to many of his peers; has "typical" family, typical male friends, no (public) strange habits, doesn't make aloof or sanctimonious comments in the press, and is well received by directors and that lot. I think that is mostly what makes him vanilla and sorta likeable.
I like him as a supporting actor, but not so much a leading man.
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I thought he was rumored to be a serious gambler not to mention a cheater?
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 5:29am.
I haven't had any babies....so, I don't quite get why epidurals may be considered "bad".
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According to my mom the epidural she got with me fucked up her back. I guess it depends on where they stick the needle.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
I haven't had any babies....so, I don't quite get why epidurals may be considered "bad". Why does it seem to be some source of strength or pride if you didn't need to get one? Why, if you are experiencing severe pain during surgery or a hospital procedure, would a use of anaesthetic be seen as nothing less than necessary or at least therapeutic? I'm not getting it, and I am somewhat of an organic squash growing "earth woman" myself.
Mk, i love the night crumbs intro! I live for your blog online please dont ever stop doing this like madonna and prince,i want you around for eva!
You know, Miranda.. Next time you get knocked up, I think you should schedule a c-section without any pain medication or anesthetic..!
Now, that would be something to brag about!
Untill then, shut your hole.
holly crap, ben affleck looks a 6.25 out 10 on the fuckable scale here.
i cant believe i just said that.
ben affleck is creepy.. like john travolta vibe creepy..
The more "it was Gappy's fault" stories come out the more evident it becomes that it wasn't.
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Silly rabbit.
DC - I had 2 kids 1st one with epi next one wasn't able to get the epi the difference is like heaven and hellllllllll that being said the 2nd delivery was my last. If you can and there is time to administer an epidural take the shot it's soooo worth it !
" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "
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Jesus, I agree with you about these "earth mother" stories. If women choose natural birth, that is terrific and I admire that, but it gets soooo condescending. I have 2 kids, had epidurals with both. I LOVED having the epidurals it saved my fucking life, I kept telling the lady who gave it to me that I loved her and she looked like Andie McDowell. Epidurals = Pure Bliss
Demi Moore has lost her way, pure and simple. She devoted YEARS to raising those girls and now, perhaps, she feels that she's owed something. Perhaps they don't get along, personality clashes and all. Demi feels that she sacrificed the best years of her career for a husband and a family, and her hopes of a different kind of family life than the one she herself experienced haven't panned out. That's tough. There's no doubt that Demi is a little screwed up but a lousy childhood will do that to a person. Some people have the ability to come to terms with it, others don't.
I think that Demi is having a difficult time coming to terms too with the fact that her girls are all adult women now. Perhaps she has a problem relating to them. Whatever is going on, she is resentful of the girls and it shows. They are fighting because she feels that she's been taken advantage of and taken for granted and that perhaps she missed out on plum movie roles back in the day.
I like Demi. I think she's a very talented actress with a lot to offer. She just needs to get herself together and make a life for herself alone for now. She looks great for 50. Perhaps her daughters are a little jealous of her and her success? There is no way they can be as successful given that they look like such beasts with those thick-like-concrete jawlines. I am sensing spoiled, entitled brats with no clue as to what their mother has sacrificed for them in the past. It's all caught up.
I cant stand when old women believe they sacrificed their youth over their kids?! That makes no sense to me and you may as well be nothing more than a psychotic horny old hag!
If Ben is smart he'll hang on to that wife of his. He could do a hell of a lot worse.
Ben Affleck seems very normal (post JLo) compared to many of his peers; has "typical" family, typical male friends, no (public) strange habits, doesn't make aloof or sanctimonious comments in the press, and is well received by directors and that lot. I think that is mostly what makes him vanilla and sorta likeable.
I like him as a supporting actor, but not so much a leading man.
Demi Moore...when is she gonna grow the fuck up? When Ashton Kutcher outgrows you, something is wrong!!! Having a Mother whose emotional maturity recedes with age is absolutely no fun....I know. : (
I like Ben as boring as he is on screen ( vanilla ) he was at an independence day parade with Jen & their adorable 3 lil kiddies in tow. A beautiful family indeed.
And yes Mrs. Bloom should really not brag about such stupid stuff STFU already !
Why do we need to know this shite ?! Locate her filter and turn it on Orlando FFS !
Micheal K - dude u gotta stop pulling my leg with that Joyce Dewitt switcheroo to
K- krap albeit though I did lol when I first saw it. Next time we will call your abuela.
" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "
Co-sign calling MK's abuelita on that Joyce DeWitt shit.
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Submitted by Tex-Bro on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 9:18pm.
Orlando doesn't have to work anymore, given his huge paydays for the LOTR's trilogy and the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy he's set for life.
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A lot of actors are set for life. Orlando is a crap actor and obviously not in great demand.
The pic of Rumer is from years ago- look how young Lula is, and Rumer's Tater Head has expanded from getting baked over the years.
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Deb - I refuse to give that stunted, misogynist page views. Who was it a picture of?
ETA: "Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 7:48pm.
mike, what was the punchline for the Joyce DeWitt thing? Because I REFUSE to click on Drunken Stepfather..."
HA! Great minds think alike. Disregard my original question. Mike and Whamo confirmed it's horrible Kardashian woman.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Orlando doesn't have to work anymore, given his huge paydays for the LOTR's trilogy and the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy he's set for life.
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Klingon Madonna say what? - MK
Hair plugs are a comin' Ben. meh
I've only got eyes for that camera. Mmmm, L-series lens....
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Orlando Bloom is filming The Hobbit which will be out at the end of this year.
Before that, he probably took care of his son and would spend hours applying hair masks to hydrate his curls.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:18pm.
does orlando bloom have a career anymore?
No.
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LOL thanks for clearing that up for me. WTF does he do?
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Mostly posts for photographs with his model wife. Can't think of much else.
He made a great elf in LOTR, but Troy was abominably bad (why did Eric Bana and Peter O'Toole lend themselves to that unholy mess?) and I can't forgive him for that.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:18pm.
does orlando bloom have a career anymore?
No.
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LOL thanks for clearing that up for me. WTF does he do?
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:18pm.
does orlando bloom have a career anymore?
No.
what self respecting woman would marry a kennedy? all kennedy men are scum (except JFK Jr who we all loved but who was just too dumb to know not to fly in that weather RIP)
Ththe most surprising thing about that Johnny Depp thing is that Vanessa's not even 40 yet. Holy hell.
I'm starting to really hate Mila Kunis and her whiney ass voice. Go away.
And that picture of Rumer Willis is actually the best I've ever seen her look. Great haircut!
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You know, between those exhibitionist breastfeeding and nekkid pregnant photos, and her bragging about how her birth was all earth mother natural and shit, Miranda Kerr is really starting to become annoying. What works for YOU does not necessarily work for everyone else. Get off your high horse and STFU.
Rumer Willis looks decent in that photo, actually.
Considering Brad proudly proclaimed that he and Angie wouldn't tie the knot until gay marriage was legal everywhere (even though we all know he's full of hot air), that must make for some awkward family gatherings.
Ben Affleck doesn't do anything for me. He seems like a nice enough bloke but I've never found him really attractive. His acting skills are lacking, too.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:32pm.
Miranda Kerr needs to stfu about not having a drug free baby labor. She had a ten pound baby. Is her vajaja the size of the Brooklyn Tunnel? It's nothing to be proud of.
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i don't get why this kewpie doll looking person is such a big deal, but i do agree she needs to shut up about birthing that baby. does orlando bloom have a career anymore?
ubmitted by mike on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 7:48pm.
mike, what was the punchline for the Joyce DeWitt thing? Because I REFUSE to click on Drunken Stepfather...
It was a pic of Kris Jenner again.
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I must say for 56 and 6 kids she actually looked pretty good.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 7:48pm.
mike, what was the punchline for the Joyce DeWitt thing? Because I REFUSE to click on Drunken Stepfather...
It was a pic of Kris Jenner again.
mike, what was the punchline for the Joyce DeWitt thing? Because I REFUSE to click on Drunken Stepfather...
Bigbendy and Mefunigirl: Right? And the funny thing is that Cheryl thinks she landed some prize.
Anyway, I think Patrick Schwarzabugger is a faygeleh. So Taylor Swift might be dodging that curse.
@ Bendy
I agree. I usually cringe when I see male models posing, but whenever I see BigGandy posing he just looks so suave and relaxed. No wonder it's very rare for a male model to become a supermodel.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by Bigbendy: "Just think, if Taylor Swift hooks up with Maria's son she might get struck by the Kennedy curse."
HAHAHAHAHHA! It always seems to strike the women, too, doesn't it?
That's what I'm hoping for that monkey-faced Cheryl Hines. Don't say we didn't warn you, monkey-face!
Hekki, dont you worry. Monkey-face will get hers.......you can run, but you can't hide from the Kennedy curse!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 7:00pm.
That's what I'm hoping for that monkey-faced Cheryl Hines. Don't say we didn't warn you, monkey-face!
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I try to never wish bad on people, but I really want Karma to hit her HARD.
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I can't believe there is no Courtney Stodden legs wrapped around Dougs face July 4th bikini pics.
Submitted by Bigbendy: "Just think, if Taylor Swift hooks up with Maria's son she might get struck by the Kennedy curse."
HAHAHAHAHHA! It always seems to strike the women, too, doesn't it?
That's what I'm hoping for that monkey-faced Cheryl Hines. Don't say we didn't warn you, monkey-face!
Ben Affleck has a permanent "Duh, I iz dum" expression on his face, and he also looks like he always smells of stale fart.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:36pm.
Male models frequently look so awkward and stupid in photos that I nearly feel sorry for them. Nearly, mind you.
Lucy, true dat. Not every model can look like David Gandy. That man can wear anything or nothing at all and make it look great.
Blake Lively looks like vanilla pudding. I don't get the love for her at all. Nothing different about her. She is like a xerox copy of blandness.
I can't believe I fell for the "Joyce Dewitt" thing again.
Male models frequently look so awkward and stupid in photos that I nearly feel sorry for them. Nearly, mind you.
Trust Blake Unlively to make a Mario Schwab piece look like it cost £2 from a flea market.
Miranda Kerr needs to stfu about not having a drug free baby labor. She had a ten pound baby. Is her vajaja the size of the Brooklyn Tunnel? It's nothing to be proud of.
Ben Affleck has nice pecs, but he's giving Katie Perry some competition in the boob department.
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