Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
What former A list female movie star best known for one very famous role who has crashed down to a C as she has got older sent back three bodyguards on her recent trip because they did not measure up to her attractiveness standards. She won't be seen with any men she is paying for unless they are going to look good next to her. If they are willing to spend the night and have some fun off the clock, then so much the better. The fact that she has a boyfriend is irrelevant. She might be paying him too. (CDAN)
Who other than Sharon Stone? When Sharon Stone's not hunting for furry animals to scare out of their coats with her ice cold cunt glare, she's hunting for her next orgasm. Sharon is the only A-lister (she is forever A-list)I know who can confidently ask a prospective bodyguard during an interview if he's opposed to frisking her body with his dick. And she'll ask it while uncrossing her legs.
Single Guy and Married Couple have been friends for a long time. You will often catch pretty photos of them hanging out together every couple of months. No, this isn’t going where you think it’s going. They are not a threesome. Nor is Single Guy romantically involved with Married Girl. However, they do have a very interesting arrangement.
Single Guy is quite the package, so it’s not exactly hard for him to land an attractive woman. In fact, he always seems to have a new Single Girl on his arm. However, he is not the only one doing the selecting. Married Girl has a big say in Single Buy’s choice of mates. That’s because the bottom line is that the Single Girl is really for her. That’s right. The real couples here are: Single Guy + Married Guy and Single Girl + Married Girl.
So, now you know that whenever Single Guy breaks up with his Single-Girl-of-the-Month, it’s really because Married Girl has decided that it’s time. Married Girl is the selector of Single Girl, ergo the decision maker in Single Girl’s termination.
It doesn’t always go smoothly, though. Once the Single Girl is part of this lifestyle, the fame-by-association and the lifestyle can make it very difficult to leave. However, they always do go, thanks to a binding contract and a nice payoff. (Blind Gossip)
George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford? Okay, I can sort of picture Cindy and Stacy in a lesbian pretzel, but I think I strained my one brain cell from trying to imagine George and Rande licking on each other's butts. I just can't.
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I venture that it´s Clooney and the Pitts.
I'm too impatient to read today. I just want the correct answers.
Finally, someone puts the particulars to that fabulous foursome. I knew about Clooney and Gerber but I always thought Cindy was paid off with major jewelry and marital freedom. Makes total sense that she chooses Clooney's girl! I never saw Stacy Keibler as George's type. I guess she's actually Cindy's type. Ha! Great blind!
Didn't some actress on Latifah's Single Ladies show have a guy who ditched her to hang around with the Smiths all the time? Or is that too obvious?
Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 2:47pm.
#3 sounds really convoluted & complicated
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 12:57am.
Nope, doesn't fit. Sigourney Weaver has had more than one super-famous role, and she's been married for eons (nix open boyfriend). And I don't think she counts as C-list.
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I'm thinking the first one might also be Sohorny Weaver.
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 1:59pm.
So Sharon Stone (or somebody) doesn't want ugly bodyguards? Is that the big story? How dare she not want ugly bodyguards!! That is so terrible and shocking and newsworthy!!!
LOL. And who's going to attack her? And why more than one guard? If she's a good paying customer, the guard agency should just send over male actors; she'll never know.
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I don't want to see my neighbors naked. Their grand-daughters maybe....
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Submitted by sybil on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 2:49pm....
Our neighbors have naked pool parties (after they put the kids to bed)on hot summer nights, have been invited, but never attended...is that considered swinging?
Agreed with others. Blind number 2 is so fucking generic its impossible for anyone who doesn't already know. Yes, we know lots of hollywood types are gay and fucking everything in sight.
And sharon stone was never a-list, her peroxided bush was a-list.
Yeah - this pic of her screams (pun) Cruella. I wouldn't be surprised to see her wearing a dalmatian coat - just puppies only, no skins from dogs over 6 mos. Also wouldn't be surprised if she's already looking for such a coat.
The black bar over Stone's face makes her look like Faye Dunaway in better days.
I can believe it's her: the woman is a Grade-A superficial puta.
#2 is one of the most stupid blinds ever, and that takes some doing. I mean, really?
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 3:02pm.
sybil -- naked swimming pool parties can never end up well. Do not attend -- ever!
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LOL!! Thanks Twat Muffin, I will stay away! I don't think anyone at the parties is having sex, just being a little naughty & feeling free!
over a decade ago my brother worked for a very high-end watch Co. in NYC one of his duties was to organize loan outs of expensive watches to celebrities and follow through with that process to its legal completion - in other words make sure the items many of which were well over 100k were returned - you all know where I'm going with this don't you. One of the celebs was Sharon Stone who received a diamond rolex but after a year she still had not returned it to the Co. that owned it. He had to call her in a ny hotel and he told me she said 'who do you think you are I'm Sharon Stone' she never returned it. So she pulled a Lohan long before long island linds, kids
The George one sounds very plausible except for Elisabetta. I honestly can't picture Cindy choosing her; she seemed like an icy bitch. And Sarah Larson never made it to Italy which, if all this is true, would have put a dent in the foursome. I would sooner believe it's Brangelina except they technically aren't married.
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Well public pools are a no now...and the only other pool that I have access to is my sisters, but that one is a GREEN SWAMPY MESS in the fall and winter and only gets the chemical dump when it starts to heat up so needless to say, my ass wont EVER go in there!
sybil -- naked swimming pool parties can never end up well. Do not attend -- ever!
I heard back in the early '90's that Cindy was fond of the cooch, so I believe this!
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Is Sharon turning into Hugh Hefner? That pic looks so severe, what happened to you Shar? ;p
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Hmmm, Cindy and Elisabetta look a lot alike, at least to me, so that's some interesting imagery.
I'm having trouble getting worked up about either of these blinds. The Married Couple thing sounds like a lot of bother for a woman to get some lezzie loving, though. Why not just pretend the lover is a friend? Makes no sense.
Holy shit. Sharon looks like Cruella fucking Daville in that photo.
Nice fur, you fucking cunt.
I wonder if the Clooney swinging happend with Elisabeth too? And how much did he pay for her silence?
Our neighbors have naked pool parties (after they put the kids to bed)on hot summer nights, have been invited, but never attended...is that considered swinging?
#3 sounds really convoluted & complicated.
I always thought there was so much more to the Rande, Cindy Jorge thing than what appears, so Cindy is the real shot caller here, Jorge is a wuss.
I bet you $5 that the bodyguards she sent away were Filipino.
That single guy married girl one sounds like some Game of Thrones shit. "YOU SHALL FUCK MY WIFE, AND THEN I GET TO FUCK YOU! BECAUSE I AM A LANNISTER!" Sorry, I just got done with a Game of Thrones marathon.
So Sharon Stone (or somebody) doesn't want ugly bodyguards? Is that the big story? How dare she not want ugly bodyguards!! That is so terrible and shocking and newsworthy!!!
I have no problem at all with the Clooney/Gerber imagery ; wink. There's something not clean in the milk with the way GC defended (in court?) Gerber being shaken down by a scorned lover (female). I thought it smacked of "swinging" but I hadn't worked out the boy on boy or girl on girl motive. Now it all makes sense.....it's as clear as mud.
At least they're all, always attractive. That's somthin.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Oh FFS. Has CDAN and his feverish fantasies moved to Blind Gossip?
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I find George Clooney extremely sleazy, even though I do, to some extent, respect his charity work (certainly more than I respect anything Brangelina does) since he is more hands-on with it.