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My Pet Monster! Earlier this week, Adidas pulled their Jeremy Scott shackle sneakers, because some people looked at those fugly ass things and screamed "SLAVERY! RACISM! SOME KUNTA KINTE SHIT!" When I first looked at those vomit shoes, the word "slavery" didn't hit my head at first, but I did see several layers of ugly and I prepared myself for the heaves I'd make while seeing stupid shits stroll around with those prisoners of fug sneakers on their feet (I'm talking to you, Justin Bieber). Jeremy Scott said that slavery didn't even cross his mind while designing those sneakers. Jeremy says he was inspired by the Khloe Kardashian of 80s toys: My Pet Monster! To which I say, My Pet Monster deserves better than those ugly ass shoes.
My Pet Monster was a toy from the 80s and everything you see is basically everything you got. I didn't have one, but a couple of my friends did and we used to take turns handcuffing each other with those orange cuffs. Then we'd beat on each other. I was kind of weird in a "50 Shades of Inappropriate" kind of way, but that was the 80s! There was also a direct-to-VHS movie and you don't have to press play on the trailer to know that it was a mess.
Oh, the 80s, when a toy maker's acid trips became reality....and later a direct-to-VHS shit show.
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Those are the fugliest FUG shoes, I have EVER seen!!
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Swarm-of-locusts, I read (almost all of) Kafka on the Shore some time ago. (I'm very bad about not finishing things) I keep meaning to read more Murakami. I started listening to the audiobook for "What I Talk About When I Talk About Running," too. Not quite the same material, of course...
And my family (don't remember whose it was) totally had one of these. For some reason my memories are largley fixated on the plastic nose and teeth. I think I remember the nose having little bumps/warts on it. I love the way MK will bring back things that I completely forgot about. I don't remember the cuffs, though.
And those sneakers are just fug, shackles or not.
My Pet Monster was also a tv series! Maybe just in Canada, but it was my favorite show as a kid!
I've got the orange dude. Best puppets ever.
I loved My Pet Monster as a kid. My family had to start taking me to the other video store in town that never bought a copy so they could say that movie wasn't available anymore.
My Pet Monster totally rips off the illustrations from "Where the Wild Things Are." They took the main monster and gave him a Cyndi Lauper makeover for the 80's and called it good.
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I can't understand one thing. How are shackles racist? The IDEA that shackles are racist is racist. I believe him about his inspiration (and what kind of mind sells monsters in bondage to kids?) but what I got from it is a different message.
These could be presented at a gallery as a piece of sculpture about consumer culture and where we get our identity from and how much of it comes from the logos we wear and so on. Not an original thought but it would work for me.
People need to get a sense of humor and fight against things that really are serious. If you want to fight racism, and you intend to attack shoe designers to do so, first you need to educate yourself and mostly realize that symbols are very powerful but we see sometimes see different things in them.
The person that made the female circumcision cake art piece in Sweden was roundly criticized also. They also had a valid point to express, seen from one point of view. But they were pushing the limits hard. This is a shoe with a shackle on it. It's open to interpretation.
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The shoes are ugly. I really hope they remove the chains, just wear a regular shoe.
ugh.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Looks like a Gremiln to me. This is a weird toy.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
I only ever saw the cartoon but I see this movie has that little shit from the Edison Twins in it.
Had one! Loved the shit out of my little monster.
I have the most vague memory of this. There was a cartoon show too which I remember much better, and they re-run it on the retro cartoon channel here in Canada so I watched it once. It's terrible, but this movie looks even worse!
I love retro '80s junk!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 2:38pm.
I love when MK dips into the 80's/90's for HSotD. I would like to nominate the brush that had a spray bottle in the handle (that we all filled with ultra hold Rave) to keep our bangs high and crunchy all day long.
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HAHAHAAH Louise, did you send it him? After that he should put those cordless curling irons with the flammable cartridges. lolol Were they by Conair? #dangeroustoysofchildhood ≈❀
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I was too old already when this toy came out but I remember it thinking: Who would want this??
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My pet monster! I had one, can't remember what happened to him, I must have cast him aside for something more exciting like Optimus Prime.
actually the slavery thing went over my head at first...i just thought the shoes are ugly and they're marketing those ugly shoes to the prison crowd...
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When I saw those Jeremy Scott sneakers slavery didn't pop in my brain either. My only thought was that Scott's friends, and people who wanted to be his friends, would ever buy that shit. Even if you take the shackles off of them the sneakers are hideous. Jeremy Scott and fashion are complete strangers.
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I love when MK dips into the 80's/90's for HSotD. I would like to nominate the brush that had a spray bottle in the handle (that we all filled with ultra hold Rave) to keep our bangs high and crunchy all day long.
Loopy and GG, MK's probably typing this from bed with his toes... can't Elvie walk himself today? Y'all got to cut a sick drank slut some slack yo.... lmao! *writing this from bed* hehehe ☺
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Speaking of toys from our uff, anyone remember clackers. They were like early numb-chucks for kids. I loved those things, which gave me bruises up my arms like some 50 Shades of Grey character. Yep, they finally got recalled after numerous dumb uncoordinated kids (not unlike me) lost copious amounts of blood and guts and stuff playing with 'em. Now I need those clackers 'cause I'm a non-violent kind of peep who would rather use a toy to beat down some kind of monster shoe wearing foolio who tries to harsh my buzz.
Later, 80s.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
It figures Jeremy Scott is the one who designed those fugly ass slave sneakers. I can't stand that nasty little troll.
One problem with the Adidas shoes is that the shackle/chain don't really even seem to be a part of the shoe.
well, it does have the Kardashian body type
when i saw those shoes my first thought was "eeeeeeewwww." re: the stupid chains, i thought basketball slang as much as slavery. sometimes terms like "breaking his ankles" or "made his legs lock" is used when a player makes a move that freezes a defensive player in his place or makes him look awkward physically. i thought that was what they were going for.
and, yeah, Bieber would be the first one to buy a pair
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
LOL MK, handcuffing yourselves? You had to be about the size of that monster to fit in those cuffs, lllmmaaaaoooo. ;D
I never saw this nor the wretched trailer, but I love the vintage crap, lol. What a cutie Yannick Bison was! ☼☼☼
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I don't believe those shoes ever really existed. The mockup photo was released to get free publicity for Adidas.
I seem to remember this but i'm positive i watched it in cartoon form? I could be thinking of something else, we watched so many cartoons as kids.
I don't remember this, but I like these '80s products Hot Sluts.
Those Adidas shoes are just ridiculous.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 1:29pm.
lol whatever he is on, he is very slow today and probably nursing a throbbing headache.
come on MK, put more new posts!! i dont care if its incoherent.
Hell yes i had one of these. and i scared the shit out of my brother every night with it to!
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Loopy, I thought he was still hittin' the Nyquil. That shit can FUCK YOU UP! Its a cheap drunk though.
MK, you kinky motherfucker!
"Some Kunta Kinte shit"!!! Ahahahaha
I think I may have watched that movie, it looks vaguely familiar. The Hug-a-Bunch Kids Movie was pretty weird, too. Like the Troll 2 of toy-selling flicks.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 1:15pm.
lol i think MK has been out all night partaayyyying with Joe Jonas and they tricked into drinking martinis and told him he was drinking Shirley Temples.
Finally, a new post! Er...what?
Well my mind didn't jump to slavery but it did jump to "prison shoes? Low expectation having motherfuckers"
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I remember these things now all I can think is "My first bondage toy". It doesn't seem right to imprison the poor monster either. ;)
Oh, great. Another Nicki Minaj post...
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