Night Crumbs

June 21, 2012 / Posted by:

You know you’ve guzzled down too much DayQuil when you mistake Aaron Sorkin for Robert Redford. Oh, and he’s obviously just dating Kristin Davis to get closer to Cynthia Nixon so he can get closer to Rojo Caliente. I see you, Sorkin! Lainey Gossip

Shouldn’t Kylie Minogue have eaten Jell-O off of Joe Manjello’s prosthetic beer gut? – Towleroad

Excuse me while I slap myself right in the face with a chicken cutlet for mistaking Blahna Del Taco for Phoebe Price. It’s the DayQuil’s fault again. – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

This picture of Blohan tripping perfectly sums up everything about Liz & Dick The Superficial

In other words, Johnny Depp wants to man slut it up – Celebitchy

The Montauk Monster lives in New Jersey! – Hollywood Tuna

Please tell me Color Me Badd is opening for them – OMG Blog

If it wasn’t for the sun not eating at her skin, I’d think Dakota Fanning was a vampire – Popoholic

Unless Johnny Depp used pirate magic to turn his peen into a poon, this is almost impossible – I’m Not Obsessed

Barfing rainbows – Cityrag

Emma Stone on Vogue – IDLYITW

How egotistical of Taylor Armstrong to wear a shirt with her own face on it! – ICYDK

Penny Cruz looks hot even while wearing a First Lady dress – Popsugar

So basically, Kanye and Kim’s first sex tape is going to be audio only – Hollywood Rag

The Hollywood Reporter’s TV’s funny ladies spread is nothing without Ma from Ma’s Roadhouse and Frankie LonsThe Berry

I can’t wait to see Duchess Kate wear this same t-shirt to tea with The Queen – Celebslam

I can see the MTV reality show from 2032 now: NEWLYWEDS – THE NEXT GENERATION starring Maxwell and Nick Jr. – Just Jared

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