Afternoon Crumbs

Chloe Sevigny with a dick is not an image I'll be able to erase from my mind.

Miley's boyfriend looks like the 98 lb weakling on the back of comic books who gets sand kicked in his face

LOVE the "One Orientation" parody! It's very true that young girls and women want gay boys/men yet never really realize it. It's because we know they can't really hurt us and girls/women are all about getting their feelings hurt.

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:58am.

Why do they hate her?

Submitted by chippychazoo on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 8:06am.

Yeah, once the contract is up and they divorce, then he'll grab some other young pregnant starlet, marry her, and "prove" his heterosexuality that way.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Happy with three kids = my contract wife is refusing to co-operate as the end of the contract is nearly up.

I saw on tv that Kim K is one of the most hated. Along with casey anthony and john edwards. I personally find kris jenner a whole lot more vile than Kim.

Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 7:25pm.
I read the Lil Wayne story. It says that this 5 year old girl came up to Lil Wayne and his bodyguard told her to leave, which is actually sensible. Then her dad finds out about this when she comes back crying.

So her dad sends a 5 year old girl at a packed event to go meet little wayne all by herself?

I don't care about sticking up for Lil Wayne. (I'm team Pusha T.) But this thing about him making that girl cry, as usual comes down to the parents. Lil Wayne is not there to raise your kids. His records are not for your children and he isn't there to be a babysitter when you take your five year old to a basketball game that she probably had no interest in, and she probably never heard of Lil Wayne, anyway. Her dad probably wanted an autograph to sell on ebay but now he might have a lawsuit or at least a payoff.
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What parent would let their five year old go up to Lil Wayne? And if they went on their own accord then you stink as a parent because she should be in her seat right next to you at all times. No five year old should even know who the hell Lil Wayne is. Dora yes, Weezy no!

RIP that Rhodes guy, that is very sad ;(

One orientation parody is clever... HELLO checkered shirt!

OMG, Hilary's baby is perfect in that photo!

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Submitted by jackie on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:18pm.
Miley is such a butterface. And why is Eva most hated woman? Did I miss something cuz I expected to see Casey Anthony getting gas when I clicked that link.
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I thought Casey Anthony as well.
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Apparently we're all supposed to hate EM for dating Ryan Gosling. Big fucking deal. He's a meh. Doesn't do a bloody thing for me. She can have him.

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I think it might also be because JJ commenters hate Eva.

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.

I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!

Yes-I also thought "when did James van der beek get so skinny?!"

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Submitted by jackie on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:18pm.
Miley is such a butterface. And why is Eva most hated woman? Did I miss something cuz I expected to see Casey Anthony getting gas when I clicked that link.
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Apparently we're all supposed to hate EM for dating Ryan Gosling. Big fucking deal. He's a meh. Doesn't do a bloody thing for me. She can have him.

30 is very young, its sad alot of these pornstars have soo many substance problems or steroids.

its like that young aussie bodybuilder guy who died in thailand few months ago from a heart attack cuz of steroids.

he went from a skinny twig to a massive muscle guy also overnight and then he got hooked on the roids and wanted to get bigger, but australia bans steroids so he went thailand to get it and died there. sads

grossssssss, that guy is exactly what im on about when i said skin on bones no tone, they are just unattractive.

im not advocating for everybody to be joe mangello, but my god, eat something, run, or do 5kg weights and tone up abit.

Erik Rhodes is dead! Even though he was depressive and very self-destructive, 30 is much too young to die.

Chloe S. with a dick? Hottest I've ever seen her.

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I think Suri looks just like Tommy, too. Definitely his bio daughter, I have no doubts. Still doesn't mean he's not mostly gay.

Something about that Sevigny video seems really stupid and trite. Maybe it's the disingenuous "deep drama look how weird" vibe going on. She looks more stoned than anything deep. Rubbing her uterus? Come on.

It took a stupid long time to figure out that was just a friend of Miley's and not her fiance. Doy.

Yeah, because I never got gaydar from Liam, but this guy's giving it hard.

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She also looks like Josh Hartnett to me and I just truly did not buy the pillow. I am not even one to watch a woman's uterus, but it seemed obvious. Plus, this seems like something he would completely do to me. He probably presented it like he was doing her a huge favour or something. Anyway, it is perhaps beating a dead horse. But I am just waiting till the truth comes to light.

Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 7:15pm.

Really? I think Suri looks just like him. And if you told me Connor his "adopted" son was biologically his I wouldn't be shocked either.

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Miley's friend is totally gay. After all, it's impossible for any female celubtard to have a best friend unless it's a token effeminate, gay male.

I read the Lil Wayne story. It says that this 5 year old girl came up to Lil Wayne and his bodyguard told her to leave, which is actually sensible. Then her dad finds out about this when she comes back crying.

So her dad sends a 5 year old girl at a packed event to go meet little wayne all by herself?

I don't care about sticking up for Lil Wayne. (I'm team Pusha T.) But this thing about him making that girl cry, as usual comes down to the parents. Lil Wayne is not there to raise your kids. His records are not for your children and he isn't there to be a babysitter when you take your five year old to a basketball game that she probably had no interest in, and she probably never heard of Lil Wayne, anyway. Her dad probably wanted an autograph to sell on ebay but now he might have a lawsuit or at least a payoff.

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that Chloe thing was pretty traumatic I have to admit. *rolls eyes* I can't figure their intent. The music makes it seem far from sexy but you know they are trying to say "LOOK! DICKGIRL!" whatever to the whole thing.

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I seriously do not beleieve that Tommy Girl has biological children anyway. Not that I am saying that adopted children are not the same as YOUR children. They always most definitely are. Just making the point that Katie had to be 6-7 weeks pregnant when she attended his wifey interviews/auditions. His uses that child as a marketing prop.

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Sometimes those lanky guys are ridiculously HUNG.
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YES - speaking from experience.

Why is Jennifer Aniston dressing like a slob in Paris?
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I was thinking EXactly the same thing! Why Why Why?

Heart attack at 30. Christ, that is just wrong!!!

Which jeans did Aniston wear today? LOL.

I think Eva is the most hated because shes with Gosling... who is handsome but no where near the top of my list.

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Courtney Cox was so beautiful. She still looks good in some pictures but it's too bad she had to mess with her face so much. I wonder if she's still friends with JA

That Dawson's Creek guy lost alot of weight! I did not know he was bud's with Miley.

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Submitted by jackie on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:18pm.
Miley is such a butterface. And why is Eva most hated woman? Did I miss something cuz I expected to see Casey Anthony getting gas when I clicked that link.
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I thought Casey Anthony as well.

Just when I thought R. Kelly couldn't get any more stupid or putrid, he surprises me.

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OMG Thank you!!! I love this site but I absolutely refuse to go to D. Stepfather, it is beyond vile. This "guy" sounds soooo disgusting, when in reality he is probably a 35 year old living in his Mom's basement, constantly spanking the monkey, eating Cheetohs while bidding on Star Wars figures on ebay. And I love Star Wars.

Lil Wayne is one of the most repulsive looking things I have ever seen.

i will never understand why MK links to drunkenstepfather. that dude is creepy as fuck and hateful in a way that's more uncomfortable than funny.

Miley is such a butterface. And why is Eva most hated woman? Did I miss something cuz I expected to see Casey Anthony getting gas when I clicked that link.

Little Wayne is quickly turning into Little Bitch.

Cheyne Thomas, MC's friend is one hot piece to me, i love his cute body type and it's so rare to come across

Liam, quick, now's your chance to get out of this engagment!

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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

I thought that was Andrew "Olive Oyl" Garfield going after Emma Stone to ask why she's sneaking away from him.

Erik Rhodes died?!!! He was such a young guy. That's a shame.

Lil Wayne made a 5-year-old girl cry and surprisingly it wasn't because of his face made me laugh so hard. Thank you, Dlisted!

I thought St. Angie Ho was the most hated woman. Or Madonna because they're both supreme bitch cunts. I don't hate Eva Mendez. Gosling ain't all that.

That's a shame about Erik Rhodes. That is WAY too young. But that's what happens to those gym juicers.

Mr. Hekki had a really good friend who died of a heart attack like that. He stopped taking roids and married and had three kids and died at age 35. Even though he was fit and healthy the damage had been done and his heart was a time bomb waiting to go off.

Hekki: We had that exact conversation at work last week! Skinny guys always seem to have huge wangs. That guy is not her fiancé though....yet, anyway.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:02pm.

Is that Miley's fiancé? He looks like a college professor. I'd probably hit it though. Sometimes those lanky guys are ridiculously HUNG.

Is that Miley's fiancé? He looks like a college professor. I'd probably hit it though. Sometimes those lanky guys are ridiculously HUNG.

Why is Jennifer Aniston dressing like a slob in Paris? She usually dresses pretty nicely and then she goes there and wears tank tips and jeans like some teenage backpacker? Unless she's shopping for a whole new wardrobe, which is what I'd do if I had her $$$.

I definitely fucked this bag of bones.

Holy shit re: Erik Rhodes! Roman Ragazzi died earlier this year too right? Gay porn stars seem to always die young (aka AIDS)

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Suri's gonna be the only child because the universe is barely big enough to contain her ego alone. I hate kids and I REALLY hate that kid!

The SandwichQueen strikes again!

Lil Wayne's face is a talking "abstinence only" poster so it always amazes me how low hip hop jump-offs are willing to go for a regular check. There are at minimum 1/2 dozen women that have let that gremlin breed them just so they can avoid the pride that comes with an honest day's work.

Personal dignity, ladies, personal dignity.

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