Wednesday, June 13th 2012
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Privacy Please Cat! You know that family member who never closes the door while pissing and always wants to have conversations while they're doing their shit (sometimes literally)? You can now send them to Privacy Please Cat who will teach them some piss etiquette and tell them in so many meows that nobody wants to hear their piss tinkles. Oh, Privacy Please Cat. What a fucking lady.
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"BITCH YOU STILL HERE?... GTFO!" *slams door* HAHAHAHA Love that kitty!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 12:20pm.
I took one look at the screenshot and refused to watch the video because I have a massive incurable phobia of other people's bathrooms.
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IKR? One of my single guy friends, whenever I visit him and use his bathroom, I have a massive urge to scrub the hell out of his tub, it's that bad! And a guy I dated back in the day, he bought an old rowhome that had a HUGE clawfoot tub that I would have killed to take a long soak in ... I'd have needed a hazmat suit to clean that bitch before I used it.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:14am.
We NEVER close the bathroom door here. I think it helped my kids potty train at an early age. My SIL kept the bathroom locked and yelled at my nephew for being curious about the bathroom and now she's having a bitch of a time potty-training him. DON'T GO IN THERE, IT'S DANGEROUS. Okay, you have to go in there and take out your peepee. Not confusing at all!
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We did the same thing, potty training was a breeze for us. I only had to start shutting the door recently now that they are older.
That cat can teach plenty of humans some proper toilet manners.
Privacy: not the current Persian's forte. If he's awake/not eating, he has to "assist" me, either by using his litter pan while I'm doing my thing, or "supervising" if he can't conjure up a loaf or a whiz.
Good boy!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
That's not an American bathroom, probably eastern European. The walls are patterned ceramic tile, and the red tubs are necessary for washing clothes. It's not a matter of not being clean- other countries don't have the shiny glistening construction materials available so easily and cheaply in the US.
I'm at the cement grout around the ceramic every day with a toothbrush, a brillo pad and straight bleach. And every morning it's black again.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 12:40pm.
I need to train my cats to do this, as my old man likes to pee with the door open ... at 3 a.m. ... while I'm trying to sleep. Guys pee way too loudly!
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Embroider this, frame it and hang it up above the toilet:
"When water falls on water, the sound is loud and clear. But when water falls on porcelain, it makes a sound that none can hear."
I need to train my cats to do this, as my old man likes to pee with the door open ... at 3 a.m. ... while I'm trying to sleep. Guys pee way too loudly!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I took one look at the screenshot and refused to watch the video because I have a massive incurable phobia of other people's bathrooms.
What a NASTY bathroom. Yuck.
PS- These slores need to clean that bathroom. Why do hillbillies film the insides of their homes when it looks like it hasnt been picked up in ages!
I hate it when my husband wants to talk to me when he's doing his business.
I'm with that cat, privacy please! One of the things I hate most about public restrooms is my fear that a small child will peek under the door at me! It's happened once of twice. Probably never happens in men's rooms, I guess.
Cats also give the stink eye like that when you lock eyes with them while they're going in their litter box. They give you that, "Really bitch? You gonna get all up in my jock while I'm doing my bizness?" Lol.
I love that kitteh!!!
My cat is the Fuck Off Cat and thank Jebus and MK the pussys are back! Last night my boy Chewie actually hugged my face, melted my heart
Cute
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
lmao.
LOL im inlove with that cat...so cute
Hahahahah, my aunt used to have a cat who they trained to use the toilet. I don't know if the door had to be closed, though.
We NEVER close the bathroom door here. I think it helped my kids potty train at an early age. My SIL kept the bathroom locked and yelled at my nephew for being curious about the bathroom and now she's having a bitch of a time potty-training him. DON'T GO IN THERE, IT'S DANGEROUS. Okay, you have to go in there and take out your peepee. Not confusing at all!
I have raised 2 kids with varying degrees of ADD. If I ever closed the bathroom door, either someone would end up bleeding or the house would have burned down.
Tiger is the only member of my household who requires privacy when he pees.
lol...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:39am.
Submitted by IrishFury: "That's really cute but every hot slut have to be a fucking cat or some kind of rodent these days?
Why am I not a hot slut?"
You ARE a hot slut. Every damn day.
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Awww! Hekks! That's the nicest thing you have ever said! And YOU'RE in the Hot Slut Hall of Fame AND a total whore, celebrity gossip monger, gerbil stalker and general all-round hooker.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by IrishFury: "That's really cute but every hot slut have to be a fucking cat or some kind of rodent these days?
Why am I not a hot slut?"
You ARE a hot slut. Every damn day.
That's really cute but every hot slut have to be a fucking cat or some kind of rodent these days?
Why am I not a hot slut?
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Dark-sided!
My cat gives me no privacy when I'm on the can. That's when she demands my attention most!
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oololololol PRIVACY PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS thx
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.