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Dlisted. James Haven makes me dance with joy. Werque!

Did anyone catch it when Jenny McCarthy said: "I cured my son from Autism"? I'm not even the parent of an autistic child, but that comment is beyond nauseating and I'm quite sure, is the furthest thing from the truth. I can't wait to watch her crash and burn. It is so obvious that Jim Carey dumped her, and she is still not over it. Well, we're over you, girl! Please go live your life somewhere, off camera.

I laughed so hard at the RUHNAY, IZ ME... but then ended with the super sads over JLove's mom. I know they were super close. :(

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Her eyes are tiny and her potato nose isn't exciting me either. And I usually like lesbians. Yeah, I said it.

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Submitted by yoboo on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 5:06pm.

That is a gorgeous little girl. Shes the only one in the entire franchise who actually lived up to the book's description.
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God help me that I know this, but she really doesn't fit the description. When the last book ended she was supposed to be about the size/age of a 3 or 4 year old and that kid is about 10.

As far as how his magical sparkly peener could make a baby I'm guessing they're using the ol mythological tradition of the incubus, a demon/vampire/undead thing that has sex with mortal women and impregnates them thereby killing them with their demon seed.

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God bless the Cullen Pitts!!!!

Wait...my bad.

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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.

why does that slut Kstew look so mean? its like she took a bad shit.

i hope somebody start photoshopping their face on her face, or maybe photoshop vadge's face on the little girls face.

They photoshopped some ass on K-Stew.
Bitch is flat.

I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK

I havent seen any of those movies but I have to admit that is a whole bunch of pretty people...almost too much to take in from one magazine cover.

*hides*

Nice indigestion face Ed and Bella! Can't believe T:BD 2 hasn't come out yet, wait, is this a trick? lol

Sad for JLoveH! ;(

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Reneesmee. Congratulations, you've officially given your child the ugliest, most hard on the ears name of all time.

Reneesmee. Congratulations, you've officially given your child the ugliest, most hard on the ears name of all time.

Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:42pm.

What? No way! For a YA series, it's a solid 2 or 3/10. A "decent" YA book would be something like Rachel Caine's Morganville series, Diana Peterfreund or Laini Taylor's books. Really good ones would be Garth Nix, Kendare Blake and the like.

Twishite is shit, mainly because it has absolutely no plot except everybody hovering around Bella and protecting her lazy ass from all the villains who inexplicably give a damn. Even as YA goes (and it's littered with bad Twishite clones right now) it's shit.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Jessica Simpson looks so bad that you could have sex with her in any position and it would still be doggy style. Then when you're done you could toll over twice and still be on the bitch.

Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 6:00pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 5:40pm.
It was a good series in the beginning, but went down hill after book 3.
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It was NEVER a "good series" (all the books are terribly written and badly plotted with one dimensional characters only a moron could love) but like '50 shades of shit' it's no longer prudent to underestimate just what complete valueless rubbish will connect with "the people". These days you can be barely literate and have a bestselling series.
It's all about the panty pudding.

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For a Young Adult series, it was decent up until book 3 and then it went down hill for me, but I was invested in the books, I had to finish the series. And boy, was it a let down! It was the only and last Young Adult series I would read.

I agree about the poor writing becoming best sellers. 50 Shades of Grey is a perfect example. So are the Sookie Stackhouse books. But people are fans and they invest themselves psychologically without being honest about the poor writing and storytelling.

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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12

James Haven is here to tell you bunch of crazies that HE was once considered for the role of Edward Cullen, Vampire with the heart of gold!

James Haven had just sat down to lunch after putting those crazy kids down for a nap. Tuna with onions and lots of em'! James Haven's favorite lunch!

Just as James Haven ate his last bite the phone rang. It was his agent telling him the producer and director of Twilight was looking for someone with his chiseled features to play the hunky vampire.

James Haven grabbed his hat and cape (the cape was for the dramatic entrance as a vampire!) James Haven had no time to brush and gargle so he grabbed a pack of gum and off he went.

There he was in a room full of sulking men but he was whisked in another room to audition with K-Stew. James Haven popped a piece of gum in his mouth and got right to work. Just as James Haven moved in to kiss K-Stew, she started coughing and choking and waving her hands in the air. "Get this smelly pig away from me!" James Haven thought Alec Baldwin was in the room but when he looked around there was no one but James Haven and a doubled over K-Stew. James Haven was forceably removed and tossed out on the street like a common criminal! James Haven later found out that the gum he popped in his mouth was "Garlic Gum" seems that pesky kid Mad was up to his old tricks and switched James Haven's Juicy Fruit with the garlic gum. That rotten kid cost James Haven the role of a lifetime!

Can you imagine how James Haven feels everytime he sees that Nooknik Pattinson in the very role James Haven was born to play?!

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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!

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I read all the books but haven't felt the need to re-read any of them. It really is the craziest fantasy and you'd sound insane if you try to explain it to someone.

I feel bad for JLove - I remember reading or seeing something where it seemed like she was super close to her mom.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

@ewe on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 8:38pm.

Yeah I had no idea the author was Mormon when I read the books. It does explain quite a bit of the insanity in the series.

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 8:29pm.

I read a really terrible vampire series myself, its called the Anita Blake series.

The first 3-4 Anita Blake's were decent enough, but after that they started to suck hard. I had to stop reading them because it started to feel like the author was in need of some serious, time consuming, deep dicking and had no options at home to achieve that goal.

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Agreed. I foolishly opted to read the recent book in the series, and it is CHOCK full of penis, penis, and more penis. That Anita gal sure has a tough 'gina, because that is an awful lot of sex for one gal.

Anyway, I digress. Not the best series. All sex and NO DAMN story. I have no problem with great sex stories, but I at least want some kind of plot. Hell, if I wanted to read porn, I would just pick up a magazine. Sheesh.

Submitted by OzKat on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 8:00pm.
Ewe, I was just about to post that. I am so sad for myself that I know enough about Twilight that I can correct people.

I've been telling my fiends about the insanity of the last book and when one of them asked to borrow the book so she could laugh at it I almost told her she should really read the first three or else it wouldn't make sense... and then I caught myself and realized it would NEVER make sense because it's insanely bad in a can't-look-away way. Stephanie Meyer really let all the crazy out in the last book.

I remember hearing her say that she had a dream of the scene of Bella and Edward laying in a field and she spent an hour writing that chapter and then she decided to flesh it out into a book. (And then Twilight was born.) All I could think was: "Sounds right."
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I bought the first one cos all I read was that it was about vampires ad I love Buffy. Fuck me sideways on a bicikjle rode by a retard, cos it stunk. but was oddly riveting. so i downloaded the rest cos i didn't want to pay any moneys. bla bla bla...

cos of my fuckingn memory-not-forgetting.brain everyone asks me about twilight. and i read the book of mormons also, so ican tell people where what is meant to be mormominish.

i'm seeing the final one with my niece whos 16. i had to excplain everything in the last one, cos she hsanst read the books.

blah blah blah... i swear, the shins sing my life story

Submitted by Bizzarelife on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 8:29pm.

I read a really terrible vampire series myself, its called the Anita Blake series.

The first 3-4 Anita Blake's were decent enough, but after that they started to suck hard. I had to stop reading them because it started to feel like the author was in need of some serious, time consuming, deep dicking and had no options at home to achieve that goal.
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Submitted by dementa on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 7:50pm.

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 5:47pm.

Actually it's apparently another Mormonish thing that Smeyer wasn't smart enough to cut out.

Lazy child naming will not be going in the "win" column for Mormons...or anyone else.

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Submitted by clairey claire on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 4:57pm.

Not a twitard, but still a question. If vampires stop aging when they turn, how is this child not an infant? Was it because she's a half breed?
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OK and also, if Edward is the undead (cold, heart not beating, no blood flowing etcetera) then how the fuck does that boy have working sperm?

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I read a really terrible vampire series myself, its called the Anita Blake series. Basically, the story comprises SEVERAL undead and preternatural individuals. They did discuss that issue of having a kid with a vampire. Strangely, they discussed how hard it was for the kid to come to term. Never really touched on the topic of how it was possible in the first place. It doesnt make sense...how does the penis even get hard without blood pumping to it? Odd, huh? In the books I read, the blood comes from willing donors, and that helps it come to full fruition.

Strange, YES.

I am sorry to hear about Jennifer Love Hewitt's Mom. I am close with my own Mom, and it would take a real toll on me to go through what she is going through. I am so sad for her Mom - what a sad ordeal. Cancer just SUCKS.

All that unregulated eating Jessica Simpson did during her pregnancy caught up with her. Yes, her baby was a big one, but the rest of the poundage found its way to her gut and ass. Good luck, girl, you gonna need it!

Renesmee sounds like some shit Celine Dion would shout at her husband if he woke up not knowing who she is. "RUHNAY, IZ ME!"
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*claps hand over mouth to keep from laughing out loud in front of boss*

Dammit MK, you're gonna make me tinkle!

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 5:47pm.

Actually it's apparently another Mormonish thing that Smeyer wasn't smart enough to cut out.

And you gotta love her fantasy of having people gladly take care of her kids for no pay or recognition, so her Sue can bang her imaginary hubby for all eternity without having to deal with that ucky parenting stuff.

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Renesmee looks so much like them it's kind of freaking me out. Good pick!

Ewe, I was just about to post that. I am so sad for myself that I know enough about Twilight that I can correct people.

I've been telling my fiends about the insanity of the last book and when one of them asked to borrow the book so she could laugh at it I almost told her she should really read the first three or else it wouldn't make sense... and then I caught myself and realized it would NEVER make sense because it's insanely bad in a can't-look-away way. Stephanie Meyer really let all the crazy out in the last book.

I remember hearing her say that she had a dream of the scene of Bella and Edward laying in a field and she spent an hour writing that chapter and then she decided to flesh it out into a book. (And then Twilight was born.) All I could think was: "Sounds right."

KStew's face reminds me of when my cat smells something rank and opens his mouth part way with a disgusted expression on.

UGH, I am really beginning to get annoyed with Jenny Mccarthy. I saw that interview with Wendy Williams and I she mentioned being a "single mom" about a million times, as if she is the ONLY single mom in the world. B*tch, you pull about 100K a year, please brag about being a "single mom" when you are working 2 jobs, going to school and raising kids all at the same time like the rest of the "normal" single moms out there. Until then, STFU....and condolences to JLH. I can't imagine ever losing my mother.
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Kristen Stewart looks just like her personality - fucking ugly.

I'm impressed with SJP's actually healthy looking leg....I was expecting turkey leggesque.

That little girl looks like she could be Sparkles cousin.

Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 6:00pm.
It was NEVER a "good series" (all the books are terribly written and badly plotted with one dimensional characters only a moron could love) but like '50 shades of shit' it's no longer prudent to underestimate just what complete valueless rubbish will connect with "the people". These days you can be barely literate and have a bestselling series.

Sometimes it's easy for me to forget there are other sane people in this world; and then I read a post like this. Marry me.

Submitted by misslainey on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 5:59pm.

Have never seen a Twilight movie, nor read the books, but I am sick of seeing these lemon pussed twats. Enough already. Can someone stick a stake in them? I'm done.
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...oooohhh gurrrllll!!! AMEN!!!!.....

...and yeah poor Jessica definitely has a wide, wide load with which to contend...

...even when she was skinny, though, she always looked kinda big because of her bone structure, so maybe she should just embrace the whole Fattie thing...

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I feel so bad for Jennifer Love. I remember watching a show a few years ago, like day in the life? Or whatever the MTV show was called. Anyway she was super close to her Mom. That would really suck to lose your Mom at such a young age, and before you got married or had kids.

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 7:15pm.

Submitted by ewe on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 6:35pm.

*goes off to get more wine*

I think you might need something a little stronger than wine for knowing that much detail about Twilight. We all know things we wish we didn't so don't feel bad
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Like my knowledge of the Britshit's ride on the crazy train.

Tom was honored whilst Katie was off in Asia promoting Artistry on Ice. HAHAHAHA too funny.

More like Katie was being programmed for the evening and could not make it out.

Submitted by ewe on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 6:35pm.

*goes off to get more wine*

I think you might need something a little stronger than wine for knowing that much detail about Twilight. We all know things we wish we didn't so don't feel bad.

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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Why does Stewart always look like somebody crapped on her breakfast?

This is hella funny:

"'Breaking Dawn' in 15 Minutes"

http://m15m.livejournal.com/22931.html

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@KA - yes, it is. Then we can all look forward to the 50 Shades of Grey movies!

/sarcasm hat off

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Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 6:46pm.

I will be so damn glad when all this Twilight shit is finished, for good.
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i was just coming to say the same thing. is this the last movie? please please tell me yes.

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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK

I will be so damn glad when all this Twilight shit is finished, for good.

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 5:47pm.
Renesmee is a really awful name. I guess the writer decided to do the 'hood/trailer park name combo because she couldn't decide between "Reneé" and "Esmée".
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Its a mash up of Edward and Bellas mothers names and I deserve a massive bitch slap for knowing that.
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Also, Renesmes middle name is Carlie which is a mixup between Carlisle (Edward's "dad") and Charlie (Bella's dad). And I know this cos I read all the books and laughed my ass of while readin Breaking Dawn.

Mind you, the kid'll grow at superspeed until she's 18 and then won't grow anymore. And Jacob won't grow until Renesme catches up with her. And Renesme is not the first vampire/human baby - Jasper and Alice found some more in the Amazons.

Sometimes I hate my brain; I swear, everything I read, hear or see, I remember for life. Useless info.

*goes off to get more wine*

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 4:57pm.

Not a twitard, but still a question. If vampires stop aging when they turn, how is this child not an infant? Was it because she's a half breed?
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OK and also, if Edward is the undead (cold, heart not beating, no blood flowing etcetera) then how the fuck does that boy have working sperm?

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 5:47pm.
Renesmee is a really awful name. I guess the writer decided to do the 'hood/trailer park name combo because she couldn't decide between "Reneé" and "Esmée".
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Its a mash up of Edward and Bellas mothers names and I deserve a massive bitch slap for knowing that.

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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks