Afternoon Crumbs
Jersey Shore whore Deena Cortese was arrested for drunkenly slapping at cars and I should be arrested for slapping your eyeballs by posting that picture - The Superficial
The staff at George Clooney's Lake Como mansion (yes, I always read that as "Lake Homo mansion" too) are probably like, "Great, we have to learn another trick's name?" - Lainey Gossip
Why is it news when John Travolta makes a pilgrimage to P-Town? - Towleroad
There's no way that's Snooki's cooter, because I don't see any pickle bits in it - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Jada Pinkett Smith's got butt cheeks on her face - Celebitchy
If Cinderella was one of the cocktail waitresses on It's A Living... - Hollywood Tuna
Oh, to be a gecko tattoo near Alex O'Loughlin's nipple - The Berry
Selena Gomez has her own bottle of stank, because the world really needs that - ICYDK
Prince William doing an impression of my drunk ass this weekend - Popsugar
The self-making bed is creepy, but the lazy in me happily embraces it - OMG Blog
Shouldn't Madge be the one with the cane? - Just Jared
My first thought is: AHAHAHAHAHA! My second thought is: Modeling is hard! - Videogum
Zac Efron better tame those wild brows, because he has a reputation as the most manicured princess in all the land to keep up - SOW
Puppies stuck in stuff - Cityrag
Katy Perry got drunk at a children's party. Stars are just like us! - Hollywood Rag
Bitch, please. Suri was more like, "Daaaaaaad, why did you get into my make-up drawer again?" - I'm Not Obsessed
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"anybody seen my dignity ? I know I dropped it here somewhere...."
"Pleez to pee befur you send" hehehe those puppies! ;)
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The Keibler elf is lookin' fine! I like it!
O'Loughlin shirtless... uh, yes ;D
No, can't laugh at those model chicks... *holds back tiny snickers*
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Deena's ass flab shaded thighs have a smile line. Nice.
The back of that Jersey skank's thighs are almost as bad as her face...almost
Mother Mary of Jebus. I just noticed the Alex O'L link. That man is THE SEX!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
So with all that Cottage Cheese would Deena be considered a healthy fuck?
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 8:17pm.
Seventh Day Adventists
Certain Pentecostals are like that, too. Church of God In Christ is the one that comes to mind. They wear what I can only describe as doilies on their head. I am so glad that when I do go to church, we can be relaxed and casual.
@louisebrooks - thanks for identifying the religion!
Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 8:17pm.
Seventh Day Adventists
@misslainey - LOL @ the Dukes Fallwell school for girls :P
The matching outfits are scary I admit that! I've seen my fair share of Amish so that doesn't really shock me much as the matching damn velvet outfits!
There were a trio of sisters in my high school who were part of some unidentified (to me) religion and they weren't allowed to wear pants! ever! not even shorts. Just skirts. It was odd seeing these girls play gym and stuff in skirts all the time.
OH MAN! Almost missed Alex O’Loughlin. Such a hottie.
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Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 7:47pm.
Guns, ammo, MREs and all that WTSHTF gear ain't cheap. A sista's gots to get payed, lol.
Seriously, the matching. THE MATCHING OUTFITS. Okay, I live where there are a lot of Amish (we have the largest community in MD), and other Anabaptist offshoots, and I see people dressed this way a lot. I do respect the Amish way of life--I shop at an Amish grocery store all the time, but I just can't with the outfits. When I lived in California of all places, my mom had the wonderful idea of sending me to a Christian school. It was the worst. Think if David Dukes and Jerry Falwell ran a K-12. And there were only 2 other black kids in the whole school. We never associated with each other. We had to wear shit like this. Ugh, the worst. It gives me nightmares. We couldn't cut our hair. I was a 'cheerleader'. Our skirts were mid calf. So many, many horror stories. I am having total flashbacks. Thank God my mom came to her senses and put me back in public school the next year.
Also, I want to paint the whites of her ass cheeks red and make them mime the theme song from Rocky Horror Picture show! Come on, tell me you don't see that?!! :)
...even though we all know vadge is an emaciated, sinewy, diet-obsessed exercise bulimic, she somehow looks kinda heavy in the D&G dress...
...maybe that's why she's so obsessed with working out and diet...even when she's sinew thin, she doesn't necessarily look it depending on the clothes she wears...
...not that I give a toss...I just wish she'd go away, but the VC has a thread speculating that if she actually tried to quit performing she would meet with an untimely end...
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...'It's as if he's using the paint to represent something he's seen'...
I just found out while watching Fashion Police yesterday that Justin Bieber got an award for Best Celebrity fragrance. SMH
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 6:35pm.
I saw a 14-ish girl like that at Ross the other. Shorts were so short she looked like she was wearing panties. I wish I would've strolled out of the house in some mess like that. My mom would've backed slapped me back to Duevember.
While I don't believe you have to wear hideous stuff like this: http://liliesapparel.com/
there is something to be said for not letting it all hang out like a sow at feeding time.
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LOL at that lilies apparel link! OMG who let the cult have a webpage? Who? Oh well I guess they need to make coin too. :) haha
In the Alex pics click on Ian Somerhalder pics images #10,13 & 19 (shower)
depicts a true to life Christian Grey in the 50 shades trilogy novels.
Ohhh myy heavens !!!
" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "
Deena's ass and snookie's vagina all in one post, what are you trying to do to us mk?
She was arrested for drunkenly slapping cars? what....why? Her parents must be so proud.
Hopefully this means Katy Perry is fading into irrelevance.
Alright, I think that self-making bed is cool....I hate making the bed in the AM, but I also hate coming home to an unmade bed...so I might be one of the tools who would buy that.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 7:23pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 7:19pm.
bwahahahah -- and, like TheJackson4 said, someone has already stuffed the potato with cottage cheese!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by mike on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 6:17pm.
Haha! I was just going to post that she looks better from this angle.
And how hard is it to put on a pair of shoes? Same with the lazies who go out in public wearing pajamas.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 7:19pm.
It's like a microwaved baked potato.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 7:15pm
oh well thanks a lot. since you mentioned her slippers i looked and THEN i had to see her knees. yuk. thanks so much louise
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy - right?
There is so much unfortunateness in this picture that it's hard to know where to begin. My general state of being is various shades of pasty, but I don't think half moons on your ass are normal tan lines.
Also, slippers in public???
*clutching invisible pearls and narrowing eyes*
Just no.
That picture of Wills is the greatest thing in the history of ever ever ever.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 6:35pm
when did you move to Florida?
/jk- unfortunately, i know this happens everywhere
ETA: hate myself for asking, but who is this ho'? i know about snooki and JTits -- where did this one come from? TIA
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Mmmmm....cottage cheese!
Submitted by M.E.: "I saw a preteen in shorts so short her ass cheeks were literall showing, not hanging out like fat ass, but the cut of the shorts were underwearish, AND she had rolled up the bottom hem. She was in the grocery store with her mother. I shook my head. My mother would have NEVER let me out of the house in those, much less be out in public WITH me."
Maybe the mom's in a big hurry to be a grandma.
Although I have to say, it seemed to me that the sluttiest girls didn't dress that way. The girls who wore the most hooker-y clothes were always prudes.
Thank god she saved her smoke and her drink.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 6:35pm.
I saw a 14-ish girl like that at Ross the other. Shorts were so short she looked like she was wearing panties. I wish I would've strolled out of the house in some mess like that. My mom would've backed slapped me back to Duevember.
While I don't believe you have to wear hideous stuff like this: http://liliesapparel.com/
there is something to be said for not letting it all hang out like a sow at feeding time.
MIKE WHY DIDN'T YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT THE TURTLES DIVORCING AFTER A 150 YEARS TOGETHER? THAT STORY WOULD HAVE BEEN ALOT MORE INTERESTING THAN SOME OF THE STUFF YOU'VE GOT UP HERE TODAY!
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I saw a preteen in shorts so short her ass cheeks were literall showing, not hanging out like fat ass, but the cut of the shorts were underwearish, AND she had rolled up the bottom hem. She was in the grocery store with her mother. I shook my head. My mother would have NEVER let me out of the house in those, much less be out in public WITH me.
Are we sure that's not Snooki?
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
I've seen tens of thousands of vaginas. More. The number exceeds sane thinking. And while the largest percentage of them have been digital, I've never seen one look like that.
SHOP! What a joke.
The self making bed. Is there anymore questions as to why America is so FAT?
How fucking lazy can you be. JFC.
I hate it when people wear shorts like this.....I mean what's the point really? Just show everyone your anus.
Ooooh, I like the self making bed. My cat would not however!
I wouldn't exactly feel too special being Clooney's mate....he does the same tricks with everyone. Lame.
Tommy Girl's all made-up "family normal home" stories are such a waste!
Ahhh Berry, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
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Dina is very unfortunate looking.
Why is she crawling around on ...oh never mind.
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The really sad thing is that that's her better half.
You should have developed some self-respect by the time the back of your legs goes crepe-y.
Or, one would hope...
What a disgusting piece of garbage.
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Good god, she has the ass of a 45 y/o.
And that sel making bed is creepy.
I hope she remembers to heave up her ass cheeks the next time she gets a spray tan.