Hot Slut Of The Day!
Murkin the dog! Not only does Murkin have the same name as a crotch wig, but he also has to deal with a needy pussy who is all up on him all the time. The feral cat's name is Thomas O’Malley Flufferpants (I can't with that name) and when he was brought into the shelter, he was in a bad way. Flufferpants was a homeless cat who had all sorts of medical problems. Once he was nursed back to health, a big-hearted foster family took him in and he almost immediately got sweet for the family's dog Murkin. To say that Murkin isn't feeling cuddly for Flufferpants is an understatement. Murkin is the Penelope to Flufferpants' Pepé Le Pew. Stay with Murkin's face while watching the clip and you'll see a priceless gallery of side-eyes, sighs, roll eyes and emotions that range from "THIS bitch again?" to "I should really look into building a water moat around me." I haven't seen such an obvious display of MEH for pussy since Richard Gere kissed Jodie Foster in Sommersby.
When you go back to work on Monday morning, play this video and let Murkin's face say "Why me?" so you don't have to. As RuPaul would say: Dear Murkin, I ask that you guide my thoughts, my feelings and my perceptions.
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I am the type of person who NEVER bothers with animal memes online, because I just don't give a damn. I mean, I have NO idea what lolcats was all about, just that they say "haz" instead of "have" or something like that. I don't get it.
BUT, I laughed so hard at that dog's face in this video that I drooled all over my keyboard because I literally couldn't close my mouth.
Perhaps I should reconsider.
Mhm, you really watch how someone gets decapiated? I'm always glad when the DM hasn't got a huuuge picture of somebody who was shot dead or somebody who is flying through the air in a car accident with "SEE THE MOMENT THIS GUY WAS KILLED" on their frontpage. But at least they always have beneath that "Warning: Graphic Content" Ohhh, really?
Anyways: This dog endures all of this because he loves and obeys his owners - I wouldn't bet that this love and devotion is going to last forever.
If my dog was like a pile of soft fluffy clouds and dreams, I'd be cuddling and rubbing against it too.
Looks like that pussy was in serious need for affection!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:43am.
"Oh Merkin you dont know how lucky you are! We all should have someone to love us like that."
THIS RIGHT HERE. Kitty is just so happy to have a home and basic comfort and shelter. He is giving back the love this family has given him.
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What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 2:23pm.
ME and Whamo, you 2 are some sick puppies.
LMAO anyway.
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Rhetorical.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 2:16pm.
My name is Luka, I mailed you from the second floor..
What..too soon?
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Did you jerk it with my hand too?
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mmmcchhkkkkk...bawahaaaa!!!
MJT - HOLY SHEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJT, that is what this article says. They noticed people using back in January/February. By April too far gone to ever get back. Scary shit.
ME and Whamo, you 2 are some sick puppies.
LMAO anyway.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Cuteness!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 12:22pm.
my first DP!!!
Congrats!
Now, I have me one of these here dogs, and while you cannot be a stranger and even think about approaching our house, secretly behind closed doors he is completely ruled by a VERY bitchy female mini poodle.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 2:09pm.
you and M.E. are forever changed and will now end up as roommates in the kray kray ward. ;)
@ ME - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/20/intervention-skyler-exclusive-v...
Reading the comments is funny (well not really). All the people saying this is a myth and that it doesn't really cause paranoia.
wonder what those people are thinking now.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 2:16pm.
My name is Luka, I mailed you from the second floor..
What..too soon?
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Did you jerk it with my hand too?
My name is Luka, I mailed you from the second floor..
What..too soon?
MJT - What episode is that? I want to watch it.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 2:03pm.
The bath salts are crazy and were legal to buy up until recently. There was a guy on Intervention who was addicted to them and he carried around a zapping machine to ward off the "shadow people".
And yeah, he didn't get better. Too far gone.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 1:44pm.
that'll learn ya. Now rewatch McPuffypants to cleanse the pallet.
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:)
*rocks back and forth with M.E. repeating Puffypants, Puffypants, Puffypants*
@EEG...from what I'm hearing it was only a matter of time before this guys snapped. I don't think he needed anything to do this but sheer willpower. Like I said before once they catch this guy they are going to open a whole closet of fucked up shit.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 1:44pm.
How can you guys turn this sweet thread into a gorefest? Seriously you guys are warped. Sad with you Whamo.
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I'm sorry GG, seriously that wasn't my intent by any means. I don't watch shit like that at all but this is kinda close to home so I thought I'd watch it and I'm truly freaked out by it that's all:(
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that'll learn ya. Now rewatch McPuffypants to cleanse the pallet.
EEG - this week there have been what? 4?5 cannibal incidents, all confirmed to be due to bath salt psychosis, except this Canada dude, still a mystery. I saw a video yesterday of some kid on the bath salts and it was scary. I've seen people more sane on PCP.
Whamo, M.E., not making a joke but in todays paper was an article about 'bath salts' drug being big on our east coast. Wonder if it is a coincidence or if this fucker was using them too?
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 1:54pm.
Whamo - I watched too. I vomited. I will be unable to eat today. I keep telling myself it was a scene from a movie.
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I'll be honest I kinda wish I hadn't seen it now!!! I can't get it out of my head, I mean WTF!! As you say you hear about shit like this but to see it.....I don't know man that's just some fucked up shit!
GG - SOWY!
Um, that poor doggie wants to quit that bitch.
Whamo - I watched too. I vomited. I will be unable to eat today. I keep telling myself it was a scene from a movie.
I'll never recover and I think I cured myself of ever being curious about shit like that ever again.
*rocks in fetal position in corner*
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 1:44pm.
How can you guys turn this sweet thread into a gorefest? Seriously you guys are warped. Sad with you Whamo.
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I'm sorry GG, seriously that wasn't my intent by any means. I don't watch shit like that at all but this is kinda close to home so I thought I'd watch it and I'm truly freaked out by it that's all:(
Doggie was only interested in the camera and the camera operator. Poor kitteh was starvin' for affection. Other kittehs were prolly disgusted at such displays of desperation. Poor baby.
How can you guys turn this sweet thread into a gorefest? Seriously you guys are warped. Sad with you Whamo.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 1:10pm.
Whamo. No. Still up, still viewable. Still revolting.
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SWEEEEEEET GEEEEEEEEZZZZZZUZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!
I watched the WHOLE fucking thing!!I have NEVER seen anything so fucked up and I've seen a lot of fucked up shit! This guy doesn't need a trial, just take him around back like they do in Russia and pump a fucking bullet into his head. I was eating a nice veal sandwich, it is now sitting beside my and I don't know if it will ever be eaten. Holy shit, holy fuck, OMG and everything in between!!!!
UBF - I am blaming Mike. He introduced me to the Dreamin Demon, which had the link to that site in their updated story on Luka.
I am not eating today.
M.E.
JFC, what is that SITE??? I m normally not easily grossed out, but gah, i feel like barfing, just looking at the video suggestions. And I didnt even WATCH one.. WTF.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Doggie is one big "bitch please" with Thomas OMalley fluffy pants who I can assure you would not receive the same resigned treatment from my 2 spoiled lazy ass dogs...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Whamo. No. Still up, still viewable. Still revolting.
goregish.com
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 12:45pm.
Whamo - did you watch the video?
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No I thought it was taken down?
I am feelin' warm and fuzzy, dammit!
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Whamo - did you watch the video?
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 11:35am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 11:29am.
Karla? The bitch who murdered her sister???
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Yup!!
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 11:49am.
That is FUCKED up. I'm assuming he doesn't know her past ==================================================
Nope! That's WHY he was attracted to her, apparently he was fascinated with the whole Karla Bernardo Case.
I mean the guy taped cutting a head off and then put it on line so we're not dealing with
a "normal" killer here. This assclown's closet is going to be very interesting when it's opened!
Sweet video. The dog obviously doesn't mind the cat at all and the cat loves the dog.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Cats like woment always pick who they love. Once in awhile they pick a dog.
my first DP!!!
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 11:49am.
As for the kids, if they aren't irrevocably screwed up just by being raised by a serial killer and a person who married and had kids with a serial killer… then finding out Mommy's past will definitely do it.
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I can't bend my mind to accept the fact she is not rotting in a cell, nevermind that she has CHILDREN!
OT: Adorable cat on dog action! That's how my girl retriever acted when my tabby would lick her paws for her, pretending she didn't like it...she liked it.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 11:49am.
Maybe he's one of those sick mofos who is turned on by killers. You know, like those sicko groupies who write love letters to guys on death row.
As for the kids, if they aren't irrevocably screwed up just by being raised by a serial killer and a person who married and had kids with a serial killer… then finding out Mommy's past will definitely do it.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Sorry Chris. I've clicked on all I will click on today. I am literally ill.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 11:52am.
Quick, go to www.catsinsinks.com! It's the only cure!!!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
*throws up intestines*
I just found the video of that Luka fuck dismembering the Asian dude.
*throws up rest of insides*
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 11:06am.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:45am.
Whamo, Ophelia, did you read that sick fuck once dated Karla Homelka? So shocked. Not.
Yeah nice company to keep eh? Oh and she's married and has kids now.
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That is FUCKED up. I'm assuming he doesn't know her past because how the hell could anyone marry and breed with her when she raped and killed her own sister?! And can you imagine how the kids will feel in 20 years when they find out Mom used to be a serial killer?
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
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LMMFAO@Puppens!!! That is the BEST *made up* word I've seen in a while!
OT: Watching for the 5th time, it looks more like Murkin is giving a sigh of contentment other than exasperation.
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There isn't enough camomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my heart.~ S.C.
Submitted by Fat Lady on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 11:32am.
Lol @ "puppens".