Hot Slut Of The Day!
No, Bruschi the 4-year-old Boston Terrier from Texas doesn't hold the Guinness World Record for the dog with the longest meth addiction, but he does currently hold the record for the dog with the biggest eyeballs. Bruschi's got the Cisco Adler nutsack of eye domes!
Bruschi's owner Victoria didn't think of his "crackhead's eyeballs trying to jump out of its sockets after a 10-day bender on the wrong stuff" seeing globes until her friends started commenting on how it feels like he's NOM NOM NOMing on their souls or like they just told him the most SHOCKING news ever. So Victoria submitted an application, measured Bruschi's eyeballs in at 28 millimeters in diameter and Guinness gave her the news that he's officially the Bulge Eye Dog King!
“I honestly feel like he would be really happy about it. Some people do make fun of him for his looks, but I feel like he would go up to them and say: 'Haha, look where I am now, I've got a record for my looks!’"
Bruschi is a record and he's also a lucky bitch for being in good soul-eating eyes company with STAINS and James Haven! (Eat your fingers if you're throwing "Brian Peppers'" name into that list, because that's just not right.)
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that's not right.
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Awwww, he's cute. Funny-looking, but I love goggie faces.
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draaammmmmaaaa !!!!
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Am I the only one who sees (no pun intended) a Steve Buscemi reference? The name Bruschi sounds an awful lot like Buscemi and of course - The EYES
still very cute!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
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Looks like my doggie when I tell her it's bathtime," WHAT?!?! NO...."
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:33am.
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he's adorable, but those poor eyes would bug me out. looks like he's got a bit of a snaggle tooth too. he's so special needs, it's heartbreaking.
Lmao @ most SHOCKING news ever.
This makes me sad. He looks inbred. Is he a Windsor?
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You can't stop the BEAT!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL: "poor guy. I'd name him Marty. :\"
My first belly laugh of the day, and it was a doozy. I'm still cracking up, you hor. Thank you for that! *blows kiss*
hoomins suck.
A face only owner Victoria could love.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Creepy.
Speaking on Stains, how come there is no longer a Hot Slut of the week, month, and year? It's been a few years, hasn't it?
poor guy. I'd name him Marty. :\
Bite me!
Cute if it weren't animal cruelty.
Just imagine little Bruschi staring at you like that all day. FEED ME!!! TAKE ME OUT! NO, I'M NOT SHOUTING! lololol Nah, he's intense but cute!
And is there a record for everything now? Size of his eyeballs?!?! ;p
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Hekki,
Right? They have such sweet personalities and they persevere despite such suffering. Those poor English Bulldogs and all their infected folds :( if you look at photos of them from 70 years ago they were so much less extreme and healthier looking. My GF had a pug whose eye wouldn't stay in his socket and another GF had a Frenchie who would throw up whenever he exercised and she took that as his " it's time to stop" message. I had to explain why that was happening and that it was DEFinately not harmless or normal. Sorry but this is the subject I get most worked up about.
Well, I've been dragged all over the place
I've taken hits time just don't erase
And, baby, I can see that you've been fucked with too
But that don't mean your lovin days are through
Modern Romance
I guess I must be missing the 15 min of a fame gene - but if my friends told me my dog had big eyeballs I wouldn't jump to see if they belong in Guiness. Cute doggy though.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 9:31am.
And he can barely lick his own balls.
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Who your Brother In Law..well..that's...too bad?
Looks like "Little Guy", my sil's long-gone pooch.
18thCent: it's terrible. People say you should go to a breeder not a pet store. (well, ideally you should adopt from a shelter, but...)
But that's not ideal, either. Thats supporting and perpetuating that kind of fuckery
I have a pug nephew and he is the sweetest little guy with a lovely disposition but he has trouble breathing and even eating because of the way his muzzle is shaped. And his face folds get all gross and BIL has to get in there with a q-tip or they get infected. And he can barely lick his own balls.
Poor little guy.
poor little ugly pup...
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Jeesh, doesn't look healthy. Poor little bug eyed fool.
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Wait, that's not Christina Ricci?
Aaaaaand this is what happens when irresponsible breeders choose extreme traits fuck all the well being of the animal. I want to string those fuckers up. All the smushed face breeds and their horrible suffering, particularly the breathing problems make me want to cry. I can't even read.
Well, I've been dragged all over the place
I've taken hits time just don't erase
And, baby, I can see that you've been fucked with too
But that don't mean your lovin days are through
Modern Romance
Ya.. there is nothing even remotely normal about poor doggies eyeballs and sorry but that dog would bug me looking at me with those eyes all day....just being honest.
Chris: Right? His little eyeballs seem way too exposed to possible injury, too. Damn people and their "breeding".
Poor dog, he's ill, most likely he has a thyroid problem, dumbasses...
Welcome back, MK! I missed ya, but J Harvey did a good job.
This dog seems to have a health problem. If he were a people, I'd say he should have his thyroid checked.
move from side to side around your computers, folks... the eyes, they follow ya!
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