Open Post: Hosted By Courtney Love’s Titty Domes

Once in a blue waffle, Courtney Love leaves her pied-à-terre at the landfill not looking like dozens of seagulls pecked at her after she washed up on the shores of Jones Beach covered in seaweed sludge and oyster shells. Saturday night was one of those nights. The former first lady of the crackhouse showed up to the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center’s “An Evening With Women” concert looking freshly bathed and with a fresh coat of candle wax on her skin. Courtney even wore a dress that didn’t look like she ripped it off of a skeleton after digging up its grave with her bare hands. Yes, Courtney’s dress was hanging on to her titties for dear life and at any moment could’ve dropped exposing her nipples to everyone, but it’s not like we haven’t seen that shit before and at least this time some random dude’s mouth isn’t sucking on them.

The world is a strange place when Ke$hit and C. Love are both looking good. If Lindsay Lohan shows up to an event not looking like shit smeared on death, then I know the end is near. Or that the health department is finally cracking down on these bitches.

Here’s a few more pictures from Saturday night. In order: Court with Linda Perry, Asshole Simpson (who can stop thinking she’s Twiggy now, thank you), Kat Von Douchebag, Linda Perry with Sara Gilbert and Roseanne!!!!