Monday, May 21st 2012
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Now, this is who should've won ALL those stupid Billboard Music Awards last night. It's Disco the Parakeet! Disco is the kind of talented parakeet who you have to watch what you say around, because he can repeat anything and has the memory of a tape recorder. (Tip: Don't plan a murder around him) Disco also can rap better than Nicki Minaj, twerk better than Beyonce, has a dirtier mouth than RiRi and unlike Lady CaCa, when he copies a bitch he does it better. Disco also makes sure that in every one of his mash-ups, he pays homage to a classic (see: Mr. Roboto). Bird to your mother!
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The bird has a better vocabulary and makes better conversation than some people.
That parakeet was totally robbed!
We had budgies when I was growing up. None swore but a few did repeat things - one particularly liked singing the theme tune to various programmes. When I was old enough I taught one to say to anyone who visited "have a cup of tea and away with you!" much to the horror of my mother. He would also dive bomb the cat and shit on his head which was more entertaining than the telly.
Strangely he was the last one we had.
They were good fun, just repeat a phrase often enough and they'll learn it.
"Oh you shouldn't do that, because they breed in the sewers! Soon you'll have flocks of evil-smelling budgies, flying out of commodes and infringing people's personal freedom!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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"Mrs Essense flushed hers down the loo!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Mine don't talk!! :( They did, however, go crazy when they heard this one...lol.
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We take care of a friend's African Grey from time to time and she picks up on everything. We have to watch what we say when she's staying here. She's also a great mimic --- she has my laugh down to a science. If you heard it from another room, you'd think it was me.
Parrots fascinate the hell out of me, but I only like to borrow them. Too much mess for me to want to deal with them for a lifetime!
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Submitted by cattitude on Mon, 05/21/2012 - 9:33am.
I grew up with a budgie or two and we were told they couldn't actually talk like this, only mimic sounds. And that's what they did. I've never heard of one talking like this.
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Fater having nothing buy peach faced love birds my Dad insisted we get a budgie so it'd would talk for his amusement.
It never said a word but it could mimic the beeps on the microwave when it finished reheating. Comedy gold was watching Mum get up and go to the kitchen to retrieve the 'phantom' meal.
Ever since I read about 'Sunny' I've wanted an African Grey
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"We've decided to have the budgie put down."
"Is he very old then?"
"No, we just don't like him."
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Love this awesome little bitch Disco! No, wouldn't want to commit murder in front of him. "What seems to be the problem officer?" "Let me tell you how it all went down!" "There's the killer" *points wing in my direction*
CRAZY smart! ;p
♪Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto♪ - so random HAHAHAHA
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I'm a bit concerned that "What seems to be the problem officer" is his go to of choice.Haha! Seems like he's heard that question more than once....
They need to hook him up with autotune. Top 10 album right there.
I thought Disco was going to cuss that kid out for sneezing LOL.
Birds freak me out. To me, they rank right up there with mice, rats, snakes and cockroaches. No thank you.
A Pionus Parrot:
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 05/21/2012 - 9:54am.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 05/21/2012 - 9:49am.
@Jack - I wonder who taught him to say beer! *sideeye*
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My dad actually taught him that one... the only thing he learned from me was SHUTTHEFUCKUP! Yea, mom wasn't real happy.
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When I was in HS my dad had a pionus parrot, Maui. That fucking bird was SUCH an asshole. He hated women. He hung right in the middle of the garage, every time I'd pass by he'd lunge at me to try and bite my face. So I started saying "Fuck you!" every time I passed by....soon enough everytime that dickwad Maui saw me he'd start sqwacking "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!"
*innocently acts surprised*
I didn't know a parakeet could have that wide of a vocabulary.
Annoying.
That's amazing! Very cool.
That was fantastic! Funny birdie.
Definitive proof that God has a sense of humor.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 05/21/2012 - 9:49am.
@Jack - I wonder who taught him to say beer! *sideeye*
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My dad actually taught him that one... the only thing he learned from me was SHUTTHEFUCKUP! Yea, mom wasn't real happy.
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He's real, folks! Parakeets (budgies) are potentially very good talkers, and yes, it's mimicking they're actually doing. We spend a lot of time with him, and we got him when he was quite young. He has a newer video here for those of you who enjoy him. I'll be letting him know in a moment that he's a Hot Slut of the Day... I don't think, however, I will be telling my 8 year old, LOL. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCFNyKNNpNE
@Jack - I wonder who taught him to say beer! *sideeye*
I have to admit this: Bird to your mother! made me LOL. MK, you are so stupid in a good way. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
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My mom had a parakeet when I was growing up.... "Stanley". I HATE those noisy ass birds. He would squawk all day long "Stanley's a pretty boy, wanna beer, who wants a beer? STANLEY'S A PRETTY BOOOOOOOY" uhg.
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We hope this precious little citizen has a long and happy life!
That was great. Parakeet or not, that was pretty impressive.
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I grew up with a budgie or two and we were told they couldn't actually talk like this, only mimic sounds. And that's what they did. I've never heard of one talking like this.
I had one of these sweeties called Pistachio. Watch out for the beak! Intelligent.
He's chatty! But is he ever quiet? :p
I didn't think budgies were good talkers?
Cool birdie. I truly believe he was giving the sneezing kid the side-eye, even though we couldn't see him doing it.
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So cute! I had a parakeet that talked as a child...he only knew a few phrases though. This guy is awesome!
I think I need this bird in my life. Holy Shit that was awesome.
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Its a budgerigar, not a parakeet.
just saying.
That "child sneeze" sounds like some paranormal activity shit. Not a sneeze.
I had an African Grey once, and they are the tape recorders of birds. Not only do they repeat, but they sound like the person they heard speaking. He died after I fed him people food that didn't agree with him after he cost 1000 bucks so I don't like to talk about him.
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Did you feed him Avocado? How old was he when he died?
Disco speaks swedish, lol. Can't imagine living with him but in small doses he's cute.
That sucks, TexnDoc. :(
Amazing! If that doesn't make your day, nothing will!!
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I had an African Grey once, and they are the tape recorders of birds. Not only do they repeat, but they sound like the person they heard speaking. He died after I fed him people food that didn't agree with him after he cost 1000 bucks so I don't like to talk about him.